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Super Dirty Quick Stories--Baker's Pie and Self Facial Fun
Story by Slapdash WAMx
Posted 13 days ago     395 views
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(A quick, filthy wam story without much context. pie in the face slaveryhumiliation + Self Facial and Teasing)

It was in the middle of a session that might as well have been a dream. I was sat down on their couch, with my hands tied behind my back so I couldn't help but sit back and let them pelt me with one cream pie in my face after another. A thick banana cream pie, a lemon meringue pie, a chocolate pie, a solid cream pie that they decide to smear into my face and all up my nose.

Like all sessions it started fun, getting pied by someone who had fun laughing at how much of a mess they made me in addition to being extremely amused by the giant erection I was unable to hide. Also, perhaps the best part is that they weren't afraid at all to smash me with pies hard enough to always make themselves laugh. I remember asking them not to hold back, and to pie as if they had a grudge against me, Something about being pied mercilessly- made it more satisfying, They were the perfect pies for such a thing, feeling soft but extremely messy with each other splattered I may have started fully clothed, but after a few messy when connecting with my face, always followed by evil laughter over how much I was being humiliated, like some kind of clown- I couldn't help but grow a giant tent in my pants, thinking about the whole situation, the more I was teased and talked to. They had a skill that drove me wild that involved being able to start talking about something as if they're getting ready for the next pie- when in fact they have at least ten pies lined up and ready to go, only after luring me into a false sense of comfort so I'm even more humiliated and unprepared when they decide to let go a volley of pies right into my face. Somehow getting me to ask them a question to which the answer was pies smashed very happily into my face, As soon as they saw my face covered in all types of cream pies, watching it drip onto my bulge- They laughed at me wildly, without any holding back- even teasing me, and making me pose for pictures. Every time, it was punctuated with another cream pie slammed into my face.

"You're perfect with your hands tied, I love it. I can just pie you as much as I want- And with a face as handsome as yours- you deserve LOTS OF PIES." They laughed, giving me a rough pie sandwich they smeared all over my face. "But as for THIS?" they laughed, suddenly reaching for my zipper and quickly pulling out my cock and letting it spring forward. They couldn't help but laugh even more at how rock-hard I was. "Oh you REALLY like pies in the face don't you? Aren't you lucky, filthy fucker. Hmmm.... Let's get you right on the edge! Yeah?!" they laughed in an evil tone, suddenly stroking my cock vigorously making me gasp.

They laughed heartily at what must have been a plain silly look of pleasure on my face, layered with all kinds of cream and mess from the dozens of pies. They continued to tease me, asking me how much I liked getting stroked while being a big mess. I couldn't help but admit that didn't want it. They picked up another giant pie, as I neared the edge and began to whimper. "Oh someone's getting close!" they teased, before suddenly stopping, leaving me right on the edge. I began to pant, so close to cumming, before I was silenced by a giant cream pie being smeared in my face- An amazing feeling as I teetered on the edge of an orgasm and felt the creamy pie smeared into my face, hearing bright laughter muffled from the cream pie.

"You know you're nice and messy, but I think we can do better. Why don't you get up, and try sitting on that couch upside down!" they said playfully, raising their eyebrows.

"What?... Why?" I asked, still covered in pie, a humiliated mess, confused.

"Go ahead and rest on your back... Kick those legs up over your head so-... I can give you one more pie before I make you shoot a big load all over your face!" they laughed, stroking my cock. "Come on, you know you wanna do it, you messy little slave." They began to laugh and smile wildly at the thought of the ideas, I was already a giant mess, covered in cream pie- Why not?

I stood up and did a roll onto the couch, putting my back where my bottom used to be, and letting my legs hover above my head. They couldn't help but let out a hearty laugh as they got a look at me, especially when they saw what I did- My rock hard cock, throbbing and twitching as it pointed directly at my messy face.

"That's perfect!" they laughed, stopping to get a look at me before reaching forward to tug on my cock to see how just much they could fuck with me. Letting go of any inhibitions I watched them choose a particularly creamy pie to tease me with as I lay upside down before they spit in their hand and began stroking me slower as if they were milking a cow. "Have you been keeping from jerking off, mess slave?" they asked, teasingly, slowly bringing the giant pie up to my face to tease me with it. As I got a better look at the extravagant pie, my cock grew harder. They finished by smearing whipped cream on my nose.

"Ummm, Y-yes," I said shortly, now willing to give into my role as a sub.

"Mmm, I know you love pies, but... I think you just love being a filthy mess. So- When I stroke that cock? You better not dodge anything. You're getting glazed." they grin.

"Oh fuck..." the thought flashed in my mind. Being at the amazing peak of an orgasm, and rewarding myself with a face full of creamy cum. I'd never dared before.

"We both know you love a thick glaze, especially over that handsome face don't you?" they laughed.

"Fuck, I do... I wanna get coated and then covered in fucking cream." I admitted softly. "Whatever you think will be funnier."

"Well, I bet you're excited about giving yourself a nice big sticky facial, huh? Cuz that's what's gonna happen." they laughed

"Yes, yes." I said, trying not to let it happen too fast. They grinned, knowing what my face meant.

"Beg for me to humiliate you," they said with an evil, happy tone.

"Mmm, please, smash that cream pie in my face."

"You're my clown to laugh at?"

"Laugh at me as much as you want, I love it." I said. "I fucking love being humiliated."

"Let me hear you beg for your facial from that thick cock." they grinned while tugging me. "Take a look at your swollen cockhead, look how close it is to that handsome face". I followed the giggling instructions to see my cockhead swollen as if I were alone, ready to burst a giant load all over my face.

"Oh fuck! Pleease, make me shoot that cum all over my fucking face." I couldn't help but beg, the thought was too kinky.

"Such a dirty fucker- How about this?" they began to wipe the pre-existing pie from my face, leaving my face more bare.

"Oh fuck." I said, realizing they were making my face cleaner.

"Did you think I was gonna let pie get in your face before your sticky load of cum? No, no, no, boy- You get a nice big facial all over that handsome face while it's clean. Then I'm gonna slam this cream pie on top of it to smear it in- Make sure you get a real proper facial."

"Oh fuck." I moaned. The way they were describing it make me more excited.

"I wish I could take you out in public, make you cum in your own face and walk around for everyone to see you. Or put you out on a street and let people cover you in cream pies for free. While you stand in a booth where I'm hiding, swallowing that huge cock. You think you could handle that?"

"Oh holy fuuuuck." I couldn't help but exclaim, thinking of such ideas.

"Mmm, that cock is getting harder. Don't look at me, slave boy- Look right at that cock of yours. I wanna see you look right at your big twitching, cock when it blows. You can taste it later but right now- I wanna see a big week-old load glaze that handsome face."

"Yes."

"Yes what?"

"Yes dominant, I want a messy facial."

"That's right, keep telling me exactly what you want."

"I want my big sticky load of cum sprayed all over my face, as much as in a cream pie to humiliate me- I want you to laugh at how messy I get. I want you to smear the cum into my face with more than just one cream pie."

"So how about a nice big self-facial before a messy pie sandwich to smear in that sticky, warm load then?" they suggested, grinning.

"Fuck yes!" I gasped.

"Yes what?"

"Yes please. Give me a pie sandwich after I cum in my face, please."

"Oh, I can feel you twitching, you're getting close huh? Last chance to beg what you want, you filthy boy." they said, grinning.

"Keep stroking me, tease the tip. Make me cum all over my face."

"Mmm, and what if I stop right before you cum- And you shoot a ruined load all over your face?" we laughed, making me gasp. "Or-" They kept stroking me with the main hand while their other hand reached somewhere I couldn't see.

"OH FUCK!" I suddenly exclaimed, making them laugh with an evil tone.

"What a GOOD SLUT!" they laughed in excitement. "I knew just tickling that asshole would drive you crazy. Do you LOVE it?"

"Holy fuck!" the sensation was so intense, and I had never felt so vulnerable, upside down, covered in cream pies, my cock being stroked and pointed at my face while having my ass tickled. They couldn't help but laugh at what must have been a silly, wide-mouthed expression of extreme pleasure on my face. "Oh shit that's gonna- FUCK!" I knew exactly what the result would be. Such an intense feeling of pleasure in that spot.

"I'm glad you saved a big load. Even if you hadn't tickling that ass will get a big load from anyone, but since you waited- You're getting SLIMED in your cum! You ready, sexy?" they teased me, passionately, speeding up the stroking and tickling.

"Wait, really? Holy-" I had never heard of that, but I believed it considering how good this felt.

"What do you like I'll make it feel even better? Or are you so close, sexy?!" they teased, showing no sign of stopping, going on to tickle my balls. "My God! Look at your cock throbbing! Looks like you want that facial, huh, handsome? We played with your ass tickled those balls- You've got a big sticky load just waiting for you! Let's cover that handsome face in some more cream, filthy boy!" they giggled and teased me as all I could do was moan.

"Oh ffffuuuck-" I began to feel a sensation build up. "As soon as i'm done coming in my face, pie me. Keep pieing me, don't stop!"

"Just massacre you with cream pies? Maybe I will but i'm gonna make sure I get a good look at that handsome face covered in cum. You know you're gonna fucking love getting your face coverd with that hot sticky cream! You dirty boy!" they egged me on loudly, and with perfect timing.

The noise I let out wasn't a word, and luckily just through instinct- I closed my eyes before one of the most intense orgasms I'd ever had tore through me. Only partially parting my lips, my face locked in a stunned look of pleasure- I felt a large warm glob splatter against my face, followed by another and other. After four solid ropes of hot cum sprayed straight from my cock into my face, I couldn't help but enjoy just how filthy I felt, laying back feeling like I had given myself a bigger facial than I had ever given anyone else. By the end, my entire face felt truly coated. So caught up in the moment- It was filled with a unique sensation of pleasure, similar to being a giant mess of pies in the face- Only filthier.

"Oh my God!" they exclaimed, joy and laughter in their voice. "You look like a glazed dout! As much as you love getting made a mess of- This is one of the top! Your face is COATED and you look so humiliated! Cute little cum faced boy!" they giggled at me, making my heart race. "You are quite handsome covered in cum- Look at you! Let's make sure you can't wipe it off so easy!" they giggled, as they smushed a cream pie into my face, laughing while clearly getting turned on in their own way. They had pied me so forcefully it sent me back in my chair to where I was now reclining, face covered in a giant cream pie while my cock stood at full attention.

They gasped, getting a look at what I mess I was before breaking into bright laughter.
"Oh my God, baby! I fucking love that! A big silly mess, with your cock standing at full attention! Such a fitting pose for such a filthy boy! Hehehe, in your FACE." she said cheerily as she continued to take pictures. they continued to laugh uncontrollably.

"Mmm- Don't I get some cream pies to smear it in? I asked, letting my cum stay splattered on my face. "You want me to beg?" I asked, now getting playful having crossed a big step and frankly loving the pure filth of having my face covered in my load of cum.

"Hold on! That's nice view! See those four pies by your side? Befor I wanna hear you beg with a face full of cum, let me see you strip all the way naked and take those four pies in the face before smearing them all over your body while you jack off and tell me how much you love being a messy boy," they said, happily, quickly, snapping pictures of me perhaps in my most pie covered and penis exposed moment. I didn't mind at all, as I could tell the pie made me had to recognize.

"Okay.." He grinned, his face still covered in pie, he grabbed all four big cream pies one at a time and ut them on either side of him as he rotated back down to sitting on his bottom. She continued to snap pictures as he stripped fully naked. "You wanna see me covered in cream pies?"

"Oh yeah. Go crazy for me." they said teasingly, getting their camera ready. I stuck out the giant pie toward the camera to show it off and for them to take a picture. As soon as they did, I brought it quickly straight into my face. It was a perfectly creamy pie that seemed to wrap right around my face. Lifting off what I could tell was just the plate told me that I left every creamy messy content from the pie in my face. Further confirmtation came from the sudden wild laughter and snapping of pictures. I exaggerated a look of surprise making them laugh even harder. "What a clown!" they couldn't help but comment.

Not disrupting much of the mess on my face, I rubbed the pie down my chest and all over my body- Enjoying the sensation. More pictures were snapped as I spread pie over myself and felt my erection grow bigger. With one hand I picked up a new pie.

Recognzing the heavy cream, I displayed it, which got a small laugh by itself. Then, before slamming, I decided to smear the pie into my face gradually, twisting it and pressing it into my hair creatina true mess on my face, Letting the tin fall to the side was another good sign in most of the pie staying on my face, maing me look like the fool I clearly enjoyed being. Deep, hearty laughter accompanied more pictures with directions. "Smiley face", "sad face" or "silly face." I was happy to be a clown, covered in pie with my rock hard cock still hanging out. As I felt the creamy pie drip from my face, I couldn't help but begin to tug on my aching cock. I suddenly heard more camera clicks.

"Why don't you sit back and rest that free hand on the bench, show your chest, put that silly face and that big cock in the light. In fact, hold one of the other pies while you stroke yourself." they insructed. I like the way it sounded so much, actually I didn't question it.

"Like this?" I asked, holding the new, beautifully decorated diner pie just inches fro my already messy face giving it a certain look.m

"I like it, but clean on your face a bit more. I wanna see you stoking to a cream pie while clean faced, then when you're ready to nut- Take it right in the face. Lemme know how much you enjoy it." they remarked, He gulped, realized they were onto to just how much I was enjoying all this. Still, I wiped my face with a rag I threw away, leaving a somewhat clean face to give worried looks to a big cream pie I held in one hand while working my cock up and down using the other free hand.

Losing forcus for a second, I found muself in memories of the day, loving all the ways he had been recently humiliated though pies and cakes in the face with the addition of beautiful women laughing at me for the clown I was. Without warning, all the mories got me hotten than I had been in a while and I had to smash the giant crea pie in my hand directly into my face as I stroked myself faster, hunching over and groaning as I shot another load of um across the floor, while letting the giant cream pie explode on my face leaving me, once again- A humiliated desert covered mess, with my big cock hanging out of my pants.




"Mmm, please smash more cream pies right in my face. Smear all this sticky fucking cum into my face with layers of cream and pie. I deserve it don't I?" I asked, making them grin.

"Whatever you say." Smiling, they smashed a heavry cream pie directly onto my dick, exploding into laughter at my response. Before I could say anything of protest, they were already shoving a brand new cream pie right into my face.

"Oh someone as handsome as you- You deserve to be as big and humiliating a mess as anybody wants you." they laughed, smearing the pie from my crotch all over my body.

"Oh fuck!" I exlcaimed, feeling them spread pie carefully all over my body. After a while there was no more pie and I sat back to give the a look of their work. A fresh pie on my face, another one coating my body.

"Ready for another one, handsome?" they laughed, snapping a picture of me.

"You have any banana creams?" I asked casually.

"This pie? You want this big banana cream pie right in that cum glazed face?" they said happily playing along.

"Give it to me!" I said, with a certain level of sass. "Make sure you stuff my nose."

"If you insist." they shrugged, before making some real effort to hurl the large cream pie directly into my face. It burst on my face, leaving a giant creamy mess. "And, just to make sure that load of yours get smeared right in that handsome face of yours." they remarked, ready with another pie they happily took their time to smear in my face, smearing the cream and a large amount of different temperature cum all over my face, up my nose, in my mouth- Leaving me standing there. with my erect cock still out, looking messier than a clown. Covered head in toe in cream pie and dessert, my face smeared with my cum. They snapped another picture.

"Haha! Look at you!" they laughed, pointing at me after noticing something that made them start laughing at me particularly hard, Standing there a giant, humiliated mess and getting laughed at I couldn't help but have another erection pop up. "What a perfect clown!"

"Oh? Do I look funny?" I asked, desert falling from my face.

"That depends." they said, still laughing at what a mess I am. "We've still got plenty of pies and cake batter here."

When they said that- Options flew threw my head. More fun to have.

"Well we shouldn't let it go to waste."

TO BE CONTINUED

NEXT TIME:
Be A Bachelorette Clown.
Strapped in a glory hole with a target around my face and 100 cream pies.
WAM Slave in a Smut Store
WAM Slave Meets a Domme
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Magooo77:
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HOLY.WOW!!!!! Thisthis is AMAZINGit's like you've ripped my fantasies from my brain and put them in a blog post! WOW!!!
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