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Stress Relief
Story by LongTimeLurkerx
Posted 9/21/18     1267 views
It had been a really long, hard, stressful week at work for Sean. He had put in long hours at work due to a couple of high-maintenance accounts and due to some of his staff calling in sick. After all of the stress, he was ready for a few drinks and some relaxation across the weekend. But, as things seemed to go this week, he ended up having to run a crew on Saturday, which prevented him from drinking on Friday night.
Luckily his wife, Natalie, was having a much easier week at her work, even getting to leave early on Friday. She knew it had been a really bad week for Sean. He got home late every night, and even when he got home he immediately logged in on his work laptop. He tossed and turned all night, if he even was sleeping at all.
Natalie had planned on going out to one of their favorite hang outs on Friday night to enjoy a few drinks, a little bit of food, and some live music, but his work got in the way again, so it ended up being like every other night of the week. She watched TV while he worked on his laptop, and she went to bed by herself.
On Saturday morning, as he left the house, he told Natalie that he was going to be really ready for those drinks when he got home today. Natalie gave him a kiss and said she'd have them ready for him, as long he let her know when he was on his way.
As soon as he left, Natalie decided that she needed to do more than just pour drinks for her husband of 3 years. Sean had mentioned very early in their relationship about his fetish for getting messy and for getting her messy. They had used whipped cream a couple of times and played with some cake and frosting on their first anniversary but that had been it. She really didn't get it and even the few times they did it, she didn't notice any difference from the times they normally had sex.
But she knew that Sean was in a really bad place and she thought this might be the time to do something special. Sean didn't know it but she knew where he kept his stash of "secret" videos on their computer. He had a folder named "Archived Documents" that she had clicked on by accident one time and there she found about 15 files of videos and pictures of his messy fetish. She spent the next couple of hours going through the files, trying to get some idea of what Sean liked.
At first the videos were pretty shocking to Natalie. There were videos of women just getting hit with cream pie after cream pie after cream pie. By the time the video was over there was almost no way to see the women because of all the pie. These type of videos made up a good chunk of the first group that Natalie watched. She still didn't really understand it, but maybe she'd find something that she did connect with...
Then she opened a file labeled "Two" which she later deduced meant there was two people in these videos. Things started to make sense with these videos. The first one was of two women, on a bed, messing each other up with pies, chocolate, and other things that Natalie couldn't identify. But that wasn't all that was happening, there was a lot of touching, kissing, and other physical things. Natalie wasn't into women, but even she felt the sensual nature of the women in the video.
Natalie made her way through the rest of the videos while at the same time making a list of what she was going to need to pick up at the store. She glanced over at the clock and realized she had better get going if she was going to make it happen that night.
Meanwhile, Sean was working his ass off at work, dealing with his contacts for his accounts, even on a Saturday. The only thought in his mind was leaving work and having more than a few drinks when he got home. Finally, his crew left for the day, he finished up some emails, and locked up the building. "Heading home." He texted his wife, "hope we've got something to drink..."
Natalie send him a text back, "I've got more than that waiting for you..." And with the text she sent him a picture of a bag from the lingerie shop that he was always trying to convince her to get something from.
That got Sean's attention. He had thought about stopping at the liquor store but the picture changed his mind. He pulled out of the parking lot and headed to their house.
Natalie finished putting on the outfit she had purchased that afternoon and stood in front of the mirror in her closet. She was average height, about 5'6", could probably stand to lose 10 pounds but she never heard any complaints from Sean. The outfit she had picked out was a white lace gown that allowed her white, lacy bra to be seen. The bra did a good job of highlighting her breasts, which Sean was always enamored with. She didn't think they were too big but she knew they weren't B cups either. Natalie had also picked out a lacy white thong to wear underneath it. She spun around and could see her ass through the lace of the gown in the mirror.
On her way home she had been able to squeeze in a stop at her friend's salon, where she had her long brunette hair fixed up and her friend had also done up her makeup and nails. She had told her that Sean was taking her out on a fancy date that night, and she wanted everything to be perfect. If her friend had only known that all of her hard work would soon be covered by pie and other mess.
Natalie was putting on her white heels as she heard Sean pull into their driveway. As the garage door opened, Natalie hurried down the stairs to meet him as he entered the laundry room from the garage.
Sean walked up to the door, still not knowing what to expect but excited by the idea of Natalie wearing some sexy lingerie. He opened the door and there she stood in the doorway at the other side of the room. "You look amazing."
She walked over to him, letting him run his hands over her and kissed him on the lips. "I'm so glad you're home. I'm going to make you forget all about work."
"I'm already forgetting about it."
"This is just the start." Natalie said as took his laptop bag from his arm and set it down on the dryer. "Follow me." Natalie walked out of the laundry room and into the kitchen. Sean's eyes were focused on her sexy, tight, ass.
Once in the kitchen, Natalie led him over to a bar stool that sat next to the kitchen island in the middle of the room. Sean sat down and wondered what was next but was hoping that he could get his hands back on his wife soon.
"I seem to remember that certain things turn you on." Sean nodded his head as Natalie continued, all while walking around the room, letting him get a view of her from every side. "I know you like it when I run my hands over the bulge in your pants." And that's she did as Sean was clearly enjoying the view he was receiving.
"I also know you like it when I touch myself thinking about you." Sean nodded his head again as Natalie ran her hands over her breasts and then slipped one hand under her gown and into her tiny lace panties. She exaggerated her moan so he could her it as she pushed her fingers into her pussy.
"But I think there's something else you like even better...am I right?" Sean wasn't sure where this was going but Natalie walked over to the refrigerator and pulled out a box. She brought the box over to the island and sat it down right in front of Sean.
He leaned over and opened it up to see a big banana cream pie. Natalie could see he was excited by it, but wanted to make sure he knew what do with it. "If you'd like, I'm ready to get messy for you tonight. I want to make all of your messy fantasies come true."
Sean was stunned. Natalie had never been on board with any of his getting messy ideas.
"Isn't that what you want to do?" Natalie asked as she walked by him, running her hands over his pants again.
"Yes...yes it is. I...I..." Sean was stumbling trying to process what had just been offered up. "I didn't think you wanted to do this?"
"I want to do this. Let's get started." She grabbed his hand, "put on this blindfold, follow me and don't forget to bring that with you."
Natalie slipped on the blindfold (that Natalie had purchased earlier that day), Sean grabbed the box and followed his wife down to their basement. Once in the basement, Sean could tell he wasn't walking on the normal concrete floor, it fell more like plastic. And it was because Natalie had laid tarp all over the basement, on the floor, on the walls, and even on the ceiling.
She sat him down on a chair, with the blindfold still on, and him still holding the box with the pie. Natalie moved away from him and sat on a bar stool before telling him to take off the blindfold.
Sean was amazed at what he saw. First was all of the tarp everywhere. Then he saw a table covered with pies and cakes next to a kiddie pool, surrounded by several buckets of colored something in them.
"Wow. Wow. Are you sure you want to do this?" Sean asked, hoping she wouldn't back out.
"I'm all yours tonight. Do whatever you want to me, just make sure that you're inside me at some point tonight."
"That's a deal."
"But first you need to change out of those work clothes. I left you what I'd like to see wear on our bed."
Sean basically ran back up the stairs and rushed into their bedroom to find Natalie's favorite, a pair of his silk boxers on the bed along with a tie. Sean laughed but figured it was the least he could do for her. He undressed and slipped on the boxers before teeing the tie around his neck, letting it rest on his bare chest. He looked in the mirror, laughed, and hurried back down to the basement.
Natalie was still resting on the bar stool, showing off all of her assets as he entered the room. "You look very nice." She said, running her hands over her breasts. "What are you going to do first?"
Sean walked over to the table of desserts, then came back to the chair he had been sitting and pulled the banana cream pie out of the box. "Might as well start with this one. By the way, you look so fucking sexy. And I cannot wait to see you covered in all of this."
Natalie smiled back at him and said the magic words, "let me have it."
Sean couldn't believe what was about to happen. He picked up the pie and held it in his hand. It was heavier than he expected. He walked over to his sexy wife and leaned in to give her a kiss. "One kiss while you're clean. Plenty more later when you're not..." And with that, he gently pushed the pie into her face, not wanting to make her mad, or make her want to stop. He smeared it onto her face, with big banana cream chunks falling down onto her lace gown.
Sean pulled the pie back and looked at his wife. Before he could say anything, she spoke up, "That was weak. Is that all you got?"
He saw there was still a lot of pie left in the tin so he smashed a little more aggressively into her face smearing it into her once beautiful hair. She started laughing and licking the pie off of her lips.
As Natalie wiped the pie out of her eyes, Sean slammed a chocolate cream pie in her face. This time he used a little more force causing pie to fly out on each side of her head. He pulled the tin away and a big clump fell directly onto her breasts, or at least the lacy fabric covering her breasts.
Much to Natalie's surprise it wasn't awful, it was just a weird sensation feeling it on her skin. And when she wiped her eyes clear she could see that Sean was also having a good time. Not just by the big smile on his face, but by the bulge in his boxers.
Sean grabbed her hand and led her over to the kiddie pool. As he sat her down she managed to grab onto his hard dick and gave him a little massage before she sat down. Sean grabbed one of the buckets and dipped his finger into it. It was yellow cake batter.
"I have so many questions..." he said as he lifted up the bucket. "But those are going to have to wait." Sean poured out the bucket of batter over Natalie's head, completely ruining the once beautiful look of her long brunette hair do.
Natalie actually loved the feeling of the batter flowing over her. She could feel it going through the lace of her gown and getting on her skin. She couldn't help but rub her hands all over her body, rubbing it into her skin.
Sean just stood there, still shocked by the fact that he was watching his wife clearly enjoying getting messy. He just stared, probably with his jaw open, when Natalie pulled her once white, lacy gown over her head, throwing it over to the side of the room. Then she wiped her eyes clear, to make sure she could see her husband's reaction as she took off her bra and ran her batter covered fingers over her bare breasts. "How about some more of that?"
Sean quickly grabbed another bucket, this one filled with chocolate cake batter, and poured it out over his wife. She leaned back as he poured, letting the batter flow down over her face and her breasts.
Natalie licked her lips as she moved her hands over her body. She had been sitting on her knees, but now she slid her knees out from under her and stretched her batter soaked legs out over the edge of the kiddie pool, brushing her feet up against Sean's legs.
Then she slid her ass over to the side of the pool and laid her back on the bottom of the pool, in the inch or two of batter that covered it. Natalie stuck her legs straight up in the air and slid off the little bit of fabric that made up her panties. She grabbed them with her hand and flung it over at Sean.
They landed with a splat directly on his chest, splattering onto the tie he was still wearing. While Sean was wiping himself clean, Natalie went back to sliding around the batter in the pool. She couldn't get over how great it felt on her skin.
She started to reach down between her legs, wishing she had brought her toy with her when she saw Sean standing over to the side of the pool, just watching her, fully erect.
"Now it's my turn," Natalie said as she pulled herself up. "You are waaaaay to clean."
Natalie led Sean over to the stool she had been sitting on earlier. She ran her batter covered hands over his very erect cock that was poking out of his silk boxers and then moved her hands over his chest.
Sean used to work out a lot. In fact they had actually met at the gym. He didn't really go to the gym anymore as work was always in the way so his once firm 12-pack was a showing signs of getting a little pudgy but Natalie still loved to touch him.
She untied the tie that was still on around his neck and proceeded to tie his hands behind his back to the barstool. "Hey, what are you doing?" Sean semi-protested.
"Let's just see where this goes..." Natalie walked over to the table of deserts and grabbed a small sheet cake that was mostly blue and green frosting. "Do you remember our wedding reception?"
Sean smiled and knew what was about to happen.
"I gently fed you some cake and you proceeded to smear it over a good part of my face. Let's just call this a little bit of payback." She grabbed a handful of the cake and pushed it onto his face, smearing frosting all over. Then she just took the rest of the cake and slammed it into his face pushing it down over his bare chest. When she was done he was just a mess of blue and green frosting.
Sean just sat there, in amazement that his wife was really getting messy with him. All of the videos he had watched and fantasized about were coming true. While he was thinking about that, Natalie smashed a big lemon cream pie in his face, laughing uncontrollably while she did it.
"Sorry, had to do that. I couldn't deal with looking at your blue and green face." She ran her hands down his chest and stomach, continuing on down to his boxers. Sean thought she was going to go get something else but she quickly pulled his boxers off, revealing his large, very hard dick.
"That's what I'm talking about." Natalie said, smiling through the cake batter that still covered her face. She walked over to the table and grabbed a bottle of chocolate syrup. Coming back over to Sean, she wiped the pie out of his eyes, because she really wanted him to see what she was about to do.
Natalie opened up the bottle and let it drip out onto his chest. With the drips getting more frequent, it eventually turned into a steady stream of chocolate. She directed the bottle down his stomach and then let it flow over his erect cock. Once it was completely covered she set the bottle down and proceeded to run her tongue all over it, smearing some of the syrup on her face in the process.
Sean was unable to comprehend what was happening as Natalie was about to make him lose his load. She knew this as well and stopped just before it happened. "Not yet, sweetie."
She walked back over to the table, trying to decide what she should do next...
"Is it my turn again yet?" Sean asked.
"Definitely not..." She picked up a half gallon of milk and dumped it out over his head. This served two purposes, she thought it looked funny and it helped clean off some of the mess.
Sean did not enjoy the milk but as he tried to shake it off his head, Natalie already had her next item lined up, another big lemon cream pie. She slammed it into his face, laughing at the mess she had made of him.
She decided it was time to take care of him again and reached down to massage his hard cock. She loved the way it felt, and it was even better covered in chocolate syrup. She grabbed another pie from the table, but with this one, she stood in front of him and after making sure he could see, flipped the pie upside down so that the contents of the tin dropped directly onto his cock.
"Now I need your help so I have to untie you. But you still have to follow the rules. Can you do that?" She asked as she undid the knot she had made with his tie.
"I'll do anything you want." Sean replied and he meant it. This was the most amazing experience of his life.
Natalie grabbed another big cream pie off of the table. "Hold out your hands." She directed Sean. Sean did as he was told and Natalie set the pie down in his hands. "Now I'm going to do something and I hope you'll figure out what and when to do something with that pie. Got it?"
"Uh...yes?" Sean didn't know what was happening but he soon figured it out as Natalie went back down on his hard dick, getting a face full of pie as she did it. And she went to work on finishing off her husband, performing what Sean would always remember as the greatest blow job he would ever receive.
It didn't take long and Sean was about to give her everything and then he realized what he was supposed to do. He lifted up the pie and pushed it into the back of her head, pushing his dick even farther into her mouth. She was moaning loudly and that was it, she got all of his special dessert sauce.
She was right, Sean had completely forgotten about work
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