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Splattertime 2: foamy, foamy fucking fuckers!
Story by messwriter
Posted 9/11/25     831 views
Uh-oh!

Wah... Wah... Wah...

Sadly the first half of this week's episode of 'SPLATTERTIME!', the wild and whacky home gameshow you play with your gorgeous splosh, sex and fun-loving friend Claire has not gone well for you.

To say the least.

Still, at least your lovely blonde playmate seems happy enough, having been in charge of this week's games - and Claire's certainly looking very fine indeed right now, performing a deliberately outrageous strutting and sexy victory dance in front of you.

A hot and voluptuous kinkster in her late 20s, the lovely Claire is also currently wearing a rather striking outfit. Her top half is a tiny sequined and sparkly bikini top bearing the classic cartoon SPLATTERTIME logo and deliberately barely covering her massive breasts at all. Her bottom half, meanwhile, is a pair of black lycra cycling shorts, an outfit choice designed to showcase her curvaceous body and highlight her total lack of underwear and very visible pussy lips yet further.

Oooh la la!

It's an intentionally silly, sexy and figure-revealing take on a classic gameshow costume. There is, alas, only one problem with it. Claire is still ridiculously clean! Your fit as fuck playmate only has a few faint traces of foam and custard in her damp blonde hair - and not only that, having finished her gleefully mocking victory dance, your so-called friend is now happily filming your current predicament on her phone!

For fuck's sake!

And ah yes, your current predicament.

Your should that be predickament?

Having lost your super sexy sploshing challenge of the week and exploded in mind-blowing orgasm too soon (how tragic!), you are currently completely naked, handcuffed into a gunge tank and utterly doused in purple gunge, cream and custard, ropes of cum dribbling down your spent but still throbbing penis. Infuriatingly - and, arousingly - with your hands secured, you can't even touch yourself as Claire performs a highly erotic and sensual lapdance for you, only occasionally pausing to giggle and send further pulses racing through the remote-control cock ring perfectly wrapped around your increasingly desperate still aroused and aching penis.

Mind you, at least the prancing and triumphant Claire can't wholly see or film just how frustrated your red hot and horny sex-teased expression is, or just how utterly gunged and trashed you are. That would be - damnit! - because you are also completely covered in gallon after gallon of cloying white foam, mountains of sticky white mess all over you, almost hiding the helpful explanatory sign Claire has hung around your neck for future online viewers of her phone clip - 'What a foamy fucker!'

"Oh come on!" you exclaim at last, Claire's perfect and lycra-clad booty now waggling enticingly in your face, your cock ring pulsating, foam dripping down your face. "For pity's sake, woman - this is hardly fair!"

"Of course it's not fair foam boy!" grins Claire. "It's SPLATTERTIME! And anyway, were you exactly fair to me last week?!"

"What can I say?" you chuckle naughtily from within the foam mountain, your tone only a little more high-pitched than normal, the cock ring continuing to vibrate. Even in your present situation, it is a gloriously happy memory, a naked Claire completely doused in strawberry pudding, pie and foam, wanking frantically away at herself in a gunge tank, all for your own kinky pleasure and entertainment.

And her own depraved pleasure as well of course "Dirty girls deserve a trashing!" you conclude with feeling, knowing as full well as Claire that no-one ever goes home clean from SPLATTERTIME (hint hint).

"Still... It is a bit disappointing you came quite so soon this week" Claire teases you, an eyebrow raised as she pouts her lips and fingers her bikini strap suggestively.

"How so?" you ask her sarcastically, another large dollop of foam splattering down onto your head as you speak. "I did quite enjoy myself Initially!"

"Well, the thing is" smiles Claire, leaning in to smear foam around your bare chest, teasing at your erect nipples. "I had rather hoped that you'd hold it in for our mystery special guest..."

Uh-oh!!!

Hang on!!!???!!!

WHAT THE HELL!!!???!!!

A mystery special guest!!!???!!!

You had thought that SPLATTERTIME was a purely private fuck party for yourself and Claire!!!

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Oh My God! You really can't believe this!

What the fucking hell has Claire just done?! Surely she hasn't shared your secret kinky fetish with a third person?! And while you're naked, fucked out, handcuffed and soaked in foam as well!?!

Arrrrrrrgggghhh!!!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! FUCK! FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!

Ah well, at least Claire doesn't give you long to panic in your prison, mouth flapping open in shock as the naughty blonde steps back to lead her new companion forwards by the arm!

"Oh wow" giggles the newcomer, "You really weren't kidding about what happens when you lose a game around these parts!"

"Of course not" says Claire happily, clearly loving every minute of this, "It's SPLATTERTIME of course!"

"Hello" you somehow contrive to stammer from within your mountain of foam, that blasted cock ring still faintly throbbing, "A genuine pleasure and a delight to meet you I'm sure..."

"I'm sure it is" grins Claire, clearly not just enjoying herself but actively turned on by the little trick she's just played on you. "Allow me to introduce Lucy!"

And - OH WOW! - it *really* is a pleasure to meet Lucy!

Lucy is a tall and slender beauty in her late 20s, lithe legs, raven-black hair, scarlet lipstick and angular cheekbones giving her a delightfully gothic look. Her high breasts and toned stomach are sexily displayed to the best possible advantage in her tiny blue sparkly sequined bikini top - a magnificent and tempting contrast to Claire's bulging red bikini and more curvaceous lines. Not that the tight black lycra cycling shorts look any less silly on the more slender Lucy of course.

Essentially, Lucy is an absolutely classic 'girl next door' type - if the girl next door just happened to be a hot as hell vampiric sex goddess with an absolutely filthily suggestive smile!

"Go on Lucy" says Claire teasingly, watching you check her new friend out as Lucy equally thirstily eyes you up and down. "Introduce yourself to this slopped up and foamy fucker *exactly* as I told you to..."

Oh Christ!

Just what the hell comes next?!

"Hello Mr Foamy" smiles Lucy alluringly, firmly grasping your erection through the foam, chuckling at your shocked expression as she quickly starts to wank you up and down. "But Claire did say that you wouldn't mind if I checked out what I might encounter later on..."

"Not a problem!" you somehow stammer without cumming as another dollop of foam lands on your splattered head from above. "Not a problem in any way AT ALL!"

"Good" grins Lucy, still sliding her fingers suggestively up and down your foamy shaft. "Because I do hope that you've saved some of your other kind of white stuff for me..."

"Well Lucy" says Claire, gently drawing the newcomer back. "That all depends on how you get on at Your SPLATTERTIME sploshing initiation challenge!"

"Do you know that I've never even taken a pie before?" Lucy simpers at you, licking her lips and eyeing up your bulging cock meaningfully. "I am a complete and utter sploshing virgin!"

"Don't worry" grins Claire. "Losing that particular virginity can very much be arranged..."

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Ah well, your position has at least improved a little.

Still naked and drenched in gunge, custard, pie slop and foam, you're at least free of the gunge tank and have been able to remove your handcuffs and cock ring and wipe yourself down a little. You've even got a beer in your slimey hand as you sit alongside Claire in two matching black inflatable bondage chairs, all ready to watch the lovely Lucy attempt the in no way completely rigged SPLATTERTIME initiation challenge Claire setup earlier.

And - OH WOWZERS! - it *really* does promise to be quite the combined initiation challenge and wet and messy cherry popping...

All the gorgeous Lucy has to do to win the game explains the still grinning and clearly very, VERY horny Claire, is to collect as many as possible of the rather naughty sex toys on offer as SPLATTERTIME prizes before the timer goes to end the game, a delightful classy, expensive and in no way depraved and kinky collection of vibrators, wands, whips and dildos!

Easy, right?!

Nah!!!

The only small problem for poor Lucy is that Claire has already re-arranged her guest's outfit a little bit, cuffing her hands behind her back and removing her bikini top! The eager but nervously-grinning brunette will have to collect the toys in her mouth! Which definitely won't be at all challenging and embarrassing for her in any way at all!

Although, for now, at least Lucy doesn't seem too bothered at the challenge ahead, poking her tongue out at you and jiggling her breasts, clearly enjoying the sight of you ogling her as you sip your beer, stark naked and soaked in slop and foam.

And then, of course, there is the small matter of the game set itself!

According to the grinning Claire, the toys are apparently hidden in a receptable behind a cheap silver sparkly curtain - and to get through the curtain, Lucy will have to slide headfirst down the plastic play slide in the centre of the room, Claire having cunningly jacked up the legs to make it taller and steeper than most such slides.

It's a brilliant, brilliant home sploshing game setup - inexpensive and yet also a genuine challenge, a cut above random messy games of cock, paper, scissors and mucky buckets to say the least!

Fucking hell!!!

What could possibly go right for the lovely Lucy??!!!

"Regretting your life choices" you tease the now topless and now slightly more nervous-looking newcomer as she awkwardly staggers up the slide ladder, unable to use her hands, eventually awkwardly flopping down onto her stomach, head pointed downhill, shaking her long hair out of her eyes.

"Just a bit" squeaks the new girl, almost hysterical with anticipation. "I could have just gone shopping today!"

"Too late girlfiend" grins Claire, leaping to her feet. "Much, *much* too late for that..."

And with one hand Claire she yanks the curtain pull and with the other...

THWACK!!!

With a deft buttock spank, Claire punts Lucy forwards down the slide!

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"Waaaaaaaahhhhh!!!" squeals Lucy as she plummets suddenly downhill.

As well she might squeal!

Those cheapo parted silver curtains have just revealed

A giant inflatable playpool brim full of foam and whipped cream!

Ah yes.

Of course.

This would be the sex toy 'receptable' that Claire mentioned just now...

"Waaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

Uh-oh! Poor Lucy! It looks like it's...

SUPER SEXY NEWBIE SPLATTERTIME!!!

WOOOOMMMMPPPH!!!!

With a heart-warming WOOOMPH, unable to even shield her face, the squealing brunette plunges headfirst into the waiting splosh pit, vanishing completely beneath the mess, sending tidal waves of slop exploding out around the room!

Which is how you learn that the cream and foam were merely hiding the gallons and gallons of sweet and sloppy chocolate pudding waiting underneath!

"Well" you say calmly, combining a classy and graceful swig of your beer with an appreciative fondle of Claire's plump breasts, "I do have to applaud you on this week's game setup."

"Thank you" smiles Claire, with an answering grope of your slimey cock and balls. "I can only hope that Lucy also approves!"

"Never even taken a pie before?!" you chuckle, gazing in the awe at the giant slop pit.

"Yeah" confirms Claire happily, "You might say that she went in at the deep end! I do hope that she enjoys it..."

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"AAAAAAGGRRRRHHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCCKKKKK!!!"

Ah yes, Lucy. It would appear that the hapless brunette has other concerns than filling out Claire's multi-layered SPLATTERTIME experience feedback form in triplicate right now.

Not that you can fault the newbie for effort at her super sloppy sploshing initiation challenge!

Oh hell yes!

Emerging squealing and swearing from beneath the goo, her immaculately made-up face and elaborately coiffured raven hair now reduced to a gasping brown chocolate blob, sprawled on her stomach with her hands cuffed behind her, the lovely Lucy is instantly thrashing frenetically around in the goo like a trooper, desperate to find at least a single naughty prize or two before the timer rings!

"Oh wow" giggles Claire, hand on her crotch, as Lucy struggles to collect a giant two-ended dildo in her mouth, self head-dunking down into the pudding over and over again until she finally snares her prize, "She really is getting into this!"

"Yeah" you snigger with another sip at your beer, "I imagine she's thinking about getting it into you or her!"

"Naughty boy" smirks Claire with a playful squeeze of your rock hard cock, "Wherever do you come up with such filthy suggestions!

Of course even once the cussing and cursing Lucy has finally secured the ridiculously outsized luminous yellow and pudding-dripping dildo in her mouth, her troubles have in some way only just begun. Hands still cuffed behind her, bare-boobed and utterly covered in pudding, she then has to slither out of the dessert pit on her knees and stomach, and then deposit the dildo in the prize bucket in front of yourself and Claire - and then struggle back up the slide steps to do it all again!

Still Claire is at least available to 'help' Lucy out on the stairs each time, carefully making sure her new recruit can't slip and hurt herself on the ladder, before THWACKING her firmly down the slop slide!

"AaaaaaaAAAAHHHHH!!! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!"

WOOOOOMMMMPHHH!!!

Still, the brattily cussing and swearing Lucy really does seem quite good at this, retrieving anal beads, vibrating eggs, whips, chains and handcuffs from the pudding slop on her successive descents of the super sloppy SPLATTERTIME slop slide!

WOOOOOMMMMPHHH!!!

WOOOOOMMMMPHHH!!!

WOOOOOMMMMPHHH!!!

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck YOOOOUUUUUU!!!"

Still, all good things must cum to an end - alas! - and, eventually, with Lucy squealing her way down the slide yet again, the closing klaxon finally rings.

DRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

WOOOOOMMMMPHHH!!!

Game over!

"Fuck you, Claire!!!" screams Lucy as she finally surfaces, only minutes into her Splattertime initiation and already pudding dunked for the umpteenth time, completely and utterly trashed, "I swear I could have got at least one more!"

Oh wow! She really *is* getting into this!

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"Congratulations, Lucy" smiles Claire, as the utterly trashed and breathless formerly oh so elegent, gothic and classy newbie finally stops cussing, gasping and swearing and spluttering, struggling up onto her knees in the slop with only the one embarrassing little expletive and giggle inducing slide back down into the pudding pit. "You have found nearly all of the missing sex toys, dunked yourself over and over again, ridden the super sexy slop slide and therefore succeeded in your ridiculous slapstick comedy SPLATTERTIME initiation time challenge! How do you feel?!"

"Splattered" giggles Lucy again after Claire has uncuffed her hands at last, alternately wiping her gorgeous body down and wringing chocolate pudding from her matted and dripping hair. "Very very splattered!"

"And tell me" continues Claire, in deliberate faux interview style. "Are you glad you came along to play with us two foamy fuckers today?"

A mock glare from the naked and pudding-soaked brunette as she pauses at wiping yet more chocolate, foam and cream from her face. "Really?! Do you really want my honest answer?! I could have gone shopping today, for fuck's sake!"

"Nah, not really" grins Claire, lining the bare-boobed, yet pudding-covered and broadly grinning Lucy up for a souvenir photo, holding both the sign 'I WON AT SPLATTERTIME' and WINNER's prize that Claire now presents her with - a nice big single bar of chocolate!

"Oh of course" groans Lucy in laughing disbelief, "Because I haven't had enough chocolate lately..."

"Correct" confirms Claire. "Although, as a WINNER, unlike Mr. Fucked Up Foamy Fucker here, you do now get the chance to go for today's SPLATTERTIME star prize"

Oh hello!

Interesting...

Claire is the host today after all, she did all the planning - So, much like the slop slide, you hadn't known that this was coming!

(Or hey, should that be cumming?!)

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The next challenge will be to see how good the triumphant, half-naked, foam and pudding-drenched and clearly still up for anything Lucy is at cleaning!

Lucy is now standing ready for action again, her ruined long black hair now wrung out and tossed over one shoulder all matted together, panda like patches wiped clear around her eyespudding still dripping from those gorgeous round titties of hers, and still in those ridiculous bloody lycra cycling shorts!

But - hell yeah! - she's cockily got her hands on her hips and she is shaking her head defiantly as she giggles and sassily responds to Claire. "Bring it on!" says Lucy confidently. "After that single whole chocolate bar, I can't wait to see what other *amazing* prizes I can win today!"

"Excellent" grins Claire, "I'm sure you'll be in no way disappointed..."

Unfortunately, Claire goes on to explain, her very favourite sex toy - yes, that would be you - has gone and got himself all messy and gungey and foamy, the silly boy that he is!

So all Lucy has to do, before the timer rings again, is to clean off your crotch and cock and balls, using only her tongue and mouth! And starting in 3... 2... 1...

YIKES!

Claire definitely hadn't mentioned this aspect of today's plan either!

Again, not that you're exactly complaining...

Squirming in a mixture of disbelief and embarrassment again perhaps, but definitely not exactly complaining

"Go!" screams Claire, as with a slightly sheepish but also clearly sexually eager grin, Lucy kneels before your chair, her eyes fixed on yours and licking her lips in anticipation as your already rampant erection hardens even further.

And oh hell yes again!

With a final little giggle, evidently wondering but in no way regretting that her life has come to this, Lucy dives right on in and starts slobbering away at your swollen, throbbing, pulsating foam and custard-covered cock!

Oh wow, wow WOW!!!!

"Yaaaaaarrrghhhh!!!" you stammer, semi-incoherently, broadly approving of your brand new friend's wet and messy blowjob technique. "Good luck, Lucy! I'm no expert, but I have a feeling that you'll do even better at this challenge than the last one!"

Suck!

Oh Gods!

Suck!

Oh wow!

Suck!

Oh hell yes indeed!

Of course It wouldn't quite be SPLATTERTIME if 'all' Lucy had to contend with was cleaning you up a bit, would it? Where would the fun or challenge in that be?!

Which is why, as Lucy transfers her glorious oral attention to your balls, frantically slobbering and licking away at them with her expertly busy tongue, teasing you to ever greater heights of sensual cock-pounding pre-orgasmic satisfaction. Claire starts trying to distract Lucy a little!

Oooof!!!

What a naughty girl!

And so as the still pudding-soaked Lucy slobbers and sucks away at you, she has to endure...

Claire yanking her sodden shorts right down, confirming her lack of underwear! Before...

A surprise pie sandwich around the head! Which hardly helps her clean you up, pie exploding everywhere! Before
Claire alternately massaging the cussing and swearing Lucy's breasts and spanking her with a paddle on her upturned bum!

Before...

Tickle torture! Although like a total sploshing pro she keeps on sucking and fucking right through it all!

"FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!"

There is only the odd mildest of quiet and subtle complaints from the demure and elegant Lucy as Claire plasters her now bare buttocks in pie after pie after pie...

And even starts lightly finger fucking the newbie from behind, the brutalised brunette now even shaking a little, having clearly already been rather horny, for some reason, until...

"OH YES!"

You eventually explode at last!

Oh hell yes, YES, YESSSSSS!!!!

Finally teased, licked, aroused and tongue caressed beyond all reasonable endurance, you pump rope after rope of warm cum into Lucy's still thirstily deepthroating and upturned mouth, a wickedly grinning Claire still fingering her shuddering, sucking and vibrating friend from behind while also sticking her tongue out at you!

"Oh yes, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

Until, at long, long last...

DRRRRRINNNGGGGGGG!!!!

The timer finally goes!

"So that was fun" you gasp, at last, all fucked out and exhausted, taking another swing of your beer, panting in your chair, not exactly looking any less ridiculous, still covered in goo and gunge, apart from your now oddly clean penis and balls. "It really was a pleasure to meet you, Lucy!"

"Oh really?!" giggles Lucy, again shaking her head is semi-disbelief as she still lightly strokes your cock, messing it up again already with her still pudding-coated hand, and giggling even further as Claire produces her 'star prize' - a tiny golden chocolate star of course!

"Well" smirks Claire as Lucy alternates between laughing, shaking her head and pouting her lips in faux-protest, the faintest trace of smeared red lipstick still just about visible upon them. "Aren't you glad you came along to SPLATTERTIME today *now*?!"

"Oh yes, of course" says Lucy sarcastically, pudding, cum and pie all dribbling down her naked body, "And I am *so* glad I won at both of my challenges - after all, otherwise I might have gotten all wet and messy!"

"Good girl" you grin, openly eyeing up her bare pussy lips, "How terrible would that have been for you!"

"Although" smirks Lucy, licking the remaining cum lasciviously from her lips with evidently sexual meaning, "I do wonder what would happened had I lost..."

"What a good point you make" you grin, leaping to your feet and grabbing your still all too-clean hostess suddenly. "Claire! Suppose you help me demonstrate that to Lucy!"

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Which is how you get to the first of the two unexpected SPLATTERTIME challenges of the day.

[Spoiler! Yes, this does mean that this load of old shite has a way to run yet!]

It's the lovely Claire's turn to play the suddenly worried-looking...

SUPER SLOPPY SPLATTERTIME SEXY SLUT STOOGE!!!

Claire's demonstration of the sort of super sexy wet and messy hell that a SPLATTERTIME LOSER might have had to endure is nice and simple, and definitely in no way ridiculous, embarrassing or degrading.

OK, well maybe it is a little bit ridiculous. And possibly even a little bit embarrassing and degrading as well, to be completely honest with you dear reader, old pals as we are by now.

All Claire has to do is an old classic - in no way ripped off from a glorious old UMD scene - conduct a plain old scientific experiment in the altruistic and highly praiseworthy interests of fostering wider human understanding and learning.
And the super sexy science question is...

HOW MANY PIES DOES IT TAKE TO GET THE LUSHOUS LUCY FULLY OFF???!!!??!

But there is of course a minor twist on the classic UMD routine...

Claire's nice, simple and easy job is to finish making the grinning, naked, pudding-soaked and clearly horny as hell Lucy get off. It's what Lucy ultimately came here for today after all, and what Claire invited her along for as well of course!

The only snag is that while the hapless and suddenly vulnerable Claire is further fingering and indeed no doubt licking and sucking away at her dear old gothic friend's pudding and pussy juice lubed clitoris, you'll be making up a fresh batch of pies. Lots of pies in fact. Lots and lots and LOTS of pies.

And every single one of them that you make up, until Lucy cums, Claire will then be wearing a few minutes later.

You do enjoy Claire's jaw dropping open as you explain this latest game...

SPLATTERTIME Payback time!

Even after so long, you can still surprise your oldest messy fuck buddy in turn as well!

Wah... Wah... Wah...

PIE-EXPLODING PUSSY-LICKING FORFEIT TIME FOR THE BUSTY BLONDE HOSTESS!!!

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All of which is why, a few minutes later, as the once elegant Lucy leans back again the side of the paddling pool, utterly sensually exhausted, trembling a little and alternately smiling and wiping her swollen pussy lips, and having revealed that she is very much both a mid-orgasm screamer and squirter - having first helpfully held herself on the edge of orgasm really quite spectacularly long - blondie hostess Claire is now smiling rather nervously.

Of course on the slapstick pre-sploshing anticipaton front, brilliantly Claire is still more or less clean and clothed for now, but for the in no way ridiculous tell-tale chocolate pudding and pussy juice now comically smeared around her face.

Because *yep* you can see in her eyes that she really, *really* knows what's coming next!

"Oh wow Claire" you say as seriously you can, stark bollock naked and soaked in goo and slop and mess, apart from, of course, your nice clean cock, "Won't you take a look at this! Seventeen pies I've made just now, and every single one of them for you!"

"I am so, so sorry" smirks Lucy, now necking her own beer in a bondage chair, in the most un-sorry voice you've genuinely ever heard. "You were really very good at it I don't know how I lasted out so long!"

"Thank you for your feedback, bitch!" sighs Claire with a rueful smile, flipping her grinning friend the finger before turning back to you. "Go on then" Claire continutes, "Get it over withI know, I know, I know what happens next - it's the end of the game and - I know! - now it's fucking stupid SPLATTERTIME for me!"

Ha.

She's not wrong is she?

And well?

A red hot and voluptuous blonde actively asking you to completely trash her with pies - well, it'd be rude not to, wouldn't it?!
SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

"Waaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!" squeals Claire from inside the exploding pie barrage. "This really wasn't meant to happen! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhhhhhh!"

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

BLONDE EXPLOSION PIEFACE FORFEIT TIME!!!

Wah... Wah... Wah...

Still, as we noted earlier, all good things must come to an end, unhappily, and - at last - all of those lovely gooey freshly made-up for SPLATTERTIME LOSER dessert-sploshing pies are used up, and the ever so lately clean Claire stands in front of you, the classy blonde now completely coated in whipped cream and custard, slop dripping from her breasts and dribbling from her somehow still grinning face. And still looking classy and fit as fuck, to be entirely fair to her.

"That was absolutely fucking brutal!" Claire giggles, pointing at you, wiping pie slop from her face and in no way complaining, mistakenly thinking that her ordeal is at an end. "I am so getting you back next week Foam Boy!"

"You're more than welcome to try Pie Girl" you chuckle, while also noticing Lucy sliding back to her feet and about to speak with interest...

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You really do have to give Lucy full marks for such an innovative and excellent idea!

And she really did put it quite so nicely as well...

Oh fuck yes she did!

Surely now that all of the official SPLATTERTIME games are over, she should get to try her hand at teasing and tormenting Claire as the LOSER, else how will she know what to do in the actual games if she ever comes back again in future weeks?!
"What an excellent idea" you grin as Claire just groans in all too-believing resignation, "What in particular were you thinking of?!"

"Well" says Lucy with that delightfully dirty wicked grin of hers, "If thinking of a challenge, I do notice that our lovely LOSER is the only one not to have cum around here so far today!"

"Hang on" you query, as Claire rolls her eyes in mock sarcastic protest, "This doesn't sound like much of a punishment?!"

"Just you wait and see" grins Lucy, - her shining eyes and evil smile promising pure and absolute filth, "Oh just you wait and fucking see!"

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And Lucy really does turn out to have a talent for this, the dirty little minx! She really must have been 'studying' the past clips of you and Claire teasing and playing with each other at length before coming along today Or maybe your new friend just has a naturally kinky mind!

It transpires that Lucy's 'challenge' is for the groaning Claire to slowly stroke herself to orgasm thirty seconds at a time, all the while being filmed by you both for everyone's later amusement and further sexual titillation.

The only snag being that in order to earn each thirty second frantic and horny wanking slot, poor little Claire has to complete another little task for her dear chum Lucy Almost as though the grinning and pudding-soaked naked brunette was getting revenge for her earlier tortures in fact!

There will ten tasks for Claire to complete explains Lucy. The challenge being to cum before completing all ten of them. If Claire succeeds, Lucy takes a seat in the gunge tank for the final trashing of the day. If Claire fails, then she'll be finally be getting just as messy as everyone else, not counting the couple of pies she's just so unfortunately received. On the off-chance that none of her ten tasks are in any way messy or sloppy, of course!

Interesting!

Normally of course Claire could more than easily get herself off in 300 seconds, particular after the past hour of highly sensual wet and messy foreplay turning her on. But having to stop every thirty seconds to complete another task from the rather dangerously-grinning Lucy will slow her down a bit, as well as being rather a wicked tease for a hyped up and thirsty blonde.

Very, very interesting!

"I don't believe you" Claire giggles, wagging her finger at Lucy. "I might have known you'd get a bit too fucking into this!"

"That's not exactly an objection" you note, earning yourself the finger as Lucy outlines task #1.

Task #1: Perform as sexy and erotic a striptease as you can, while already completely soaked in pie!

"Oh come on bitch!" teases Claire, finger busy between her spread legs at the end of an admittedly rather wonderful sex dance, actively inviting the inevitable doom to come. "Is that really all you have for me?! - After everything I did to you earlier?!"

Hence...

Task #2: Take a headfirst naked plunge down your very own pie slide, before finger fucking yourself in the slop!

"Fair" groans Claire. "I suppose I had it coming..."

WOOOOMMMMPPPH!!!!

All of which nicely sets up...

Task #3: The definitely in no way ridiculous, silly and humiliating challenge of doing star jumps in the middle of the pudding pit (while your dear friends delicately sip at their beers and gently cuddle and kiss each other)!

"Ewwwww" pants the volumptous Claire at the end of that task, back on her knees and frantically working away at her pudding-lubed clit even as she breathlessly pants and gasps at her recent non-sexual - but rather funny - exertions! "I maybe might go off you, Lucy!"

Which may have been a mistake, inviting...

Task #4: A chance to carry on fucking herself in the pudding pit for another straight thirty seconds!

In between your increasingly sensual caresses, Lucy is clearly feeling very brave! Or maybe just very, very wicked and silly
As in order to earn the next consecutive thirty seconds of getting herself off, the horny, thirsty and increasingly desperate Claire will have to finger herself one-handed while using the other to salute as Lucy films her also singing the national anthem!

"I don't believe you!" shrieks Claire when - with an impressively long crescendo, given the circumstances - she finally finishes (the task, not the orgasm), dropping her hand from her clit in frustration. "I really don't believe you, Lucy! I thought that we were meant to be friends!"

Which is perhaps why Lucy takes pity on her friend - maybe she did prefer the physical challenges after all!

Task #5: It's twenty press-ups for the unfortunate Claire to do next! Which seems quite straightforward, how was Lucy meant to know that each one would involve head-dunking herself down into the now rather cold pudding slop?!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggggghh!" moans Claire a little hoarsely at the end of this particular challenge, pounding away at herself again. "I have truly and honestly never wanted to cum quite so quickly quite so fucking much!"

A statement from a very dirty girl - in every sense - which gives the grinning Lucy a further idea...

Task #6: Record a message for Lucy's smartphone of what a dirty, naughty, filthy girl Claire is and how much she is secretly enjoying being teased and tormented like this...

"Fuck's sake" gasps Claire, busily if not too happily wanking again, furious and frustrated and all too ready to record her message, "I really might go off you Lucy!!!"

But Lucy's just giggling and sipping at her own beer again, clearly rather enjoying herself right now...

"OK" she says to the helpless Claire, "I give in. You were right! SPLATTERTIME really is a bit more fun than shopping!"

"Fuck you" gasps Claire again, flipping the finger she isn't fingering herself with again, "Fuck, fuck, fucking fuck you!!!"

Task #7: Lucy would like to hear a bit more about what a fucked up and filthy whore Claire is, so confident in winning now that she'll even let young Claire stroke herself while talking!

Oh wow - this one really is going down to the very wire! You're actually tense with anticipation and suspense! As well as being hard as hell again of course, as Claire continues to gabble away, now clearly edging and shuddering away, very evidently almost about to climax if only - for fuck's sake - she could ever have enough time!

"I am such a filthy slop whore" Claire splutters out. "I've done it in restaurants, night clubs, beaches, everywhere you might think of! I've even wanked myself off below the desk in a Teams meeting while thinking of being sploshed! I like sucking, fucking and taking it while all gooed up and covered in every kind of slop! I like being gunged, pied, slimed and custard-coated! I even like it up the bum! Oh God Lucy, for fuck's sake, please just let me cum! I nearly fucking got there that time! Oh come on, girl! Please, please, please just let me cum!!!"

"Nah" grins Lucy. "Where would the fun in that be?"

And besides, the hapless Claire's frenetic gabbling has just now rather given Lucy a further idea, leading only naturally to the in no way awkward or embarrassing...

Task #8: Keep on fingering your clit while your so-called friend shoves a handily convenient pudding-lubbed vibrator up your bum!

"AaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH!!!" squeals the desperate Claire in a mix of outrage and pleasure, clearly now on the very, *very* verge of cumming, biting her lip and thrashing away at herself as a wickedly grinning Lucy works the dildo in and out between her friend's plump bum cheeks!

"Oh fuck" gasps Claire, "Oh fuck, fuck, fuck you! I really fucking hate you both and I really am so very nearly fucking there!"
Which is fine, her having two more chances to get there, starting with the thirty seconds which might be released by...

Task #9: The kissathon distraction challenge!

Claire now has to spend a full two minutes totally and utterly kissing and snogging you to death, frantically licking, kissing and slurping away at you - without being allowed to touch herself again at all!

Still, at least she's had a nice time with the snogging...

"I'll kill you!" she pants between strokes of her next thirty seconds of frantic finger fucking. "I swear to God that if I am still alive at the end of this I am going to murder the pair of you! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. Oh hell, fuck, yes!"

But, alas, poor Claire still isn't entirely over the glorious edge of total orgasm, all of which leads on and up to...

Task #10: Take a bunch of spankings from your good friend Lucy by way of apology for just how brutally you took her splosh virginity!

Spank!

"Aaaaaaahhh"

Spank!

"Ooooohhh!!!"

Spank!

"I REALLY, REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH!""

Ooooh la la!!!

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!" squeals Claire as Lucy continues to batter away at her bare but sloppy buttocks with the very spanking paddle she had earlier retrieved from the slop pit. "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you both to hell and back!"

All a bit simple at the end you might say...

But also, hell yes - Claire has actually completed the task!!!

So she earns a further 30 seconds of one-woman desperate finger fucking!!!

Just who will it be who gets the final goo.????!!!???!!!

Well The time has come to learn...

Drum roll...

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"Yaaaaarrrrrggghhh!!!" squeals Claire again in the end, red-faced, pie-eyed, slop-soaked and desperate, her final thirty seconds having run out just as she edged and started to climax for the umpteenth time. "Oh please just let me cum for fuck's sake, I'll do anything for a single full minute of getting myself off!"

"Of course you can cum, big girl" grins Lucy, kindly. "Provided we can keep on filming you, and that you do it legs spread and openly on this nice big public wanking chair - back inside the gunge tank!"

Wah... Wah...Wah...

Yep - the naked sploshed-up and dark-haired newbie really is doing well at her highly unofficial after the show SPLATTERTIME torture training!

Not that Claire's wholly objecting, though, the pied, pudding-dunked and humiliated hostess now spreading her legs wide and sexily poking her tongue at you as she rapidly starts to jerk herself off again in the gunge tank, knowing even as starts to edge and cum that soon it will be...

SUPER SEXY MID-ORGASMIC SPLATTERTIME!!!

Lucy's clearly enjoying herself too it has to be said, now sitting deliberately astride you on one of the blow-up bondage chairs while demurely sipping on a beer of her own, pushing your recovered and rampant erection up against her swollen pussy lips, not exactly cumming again just yet, but also not entirely disinterested, just happily passing the time until...

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" gasps Claire. "Oh thank fuck, that is really, very VERY much it at last! I really fucking hate you both! Oh fuck yes, that really is it, oh fuck YESSSSSSSSSS!!!"

Which is of course the inevitable trigger for...

DRINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

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"I really don't fucking believe this" moans Claire, eventually, and not exactly complaining, having finally finished panting and shaking, while you playfully wipe foam, gunge and pie slop around her trashed hair and dripping face and Lucy makes mocking L for LOSER gestures at her fucked out and ruined friend. "That's two weeks in a row I've ended up wanking myself off in a gunge tank for your stupid bastard entertainment! And to a sploshing virgin this time as well!"

"Well" you grin as the by now *thoroughly* initiated Lucy takes photo after photo of her once classy hostess "You could always try your luck again next week..."

"Yeah" groans Claire, "But for now, while I take a shower, I think someone needs their first cock-fucking in a pudding pit! - A certain slightly too enthusiastic apprentice splosher has still never had a pudding-soaked dick up their pussy as far as I'm aware!"

"What an excellent idea" you grin, grabbing a squealing Lucy around the waist, wrestling her purposefully towards the slop pool. "Come on girl, it's SPLATTERTIME!!!"

THE END!!!

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[Thank you as always to anyone who reads one of my daft stories. There was never meant to be a sequel to SPLATTERTIME, but as any long-term reader will know, I do sometimes get a bit carried away, and well, once the idea of Lucy occurred...

Beyond one other small idea, I do now need a break to prioritise the day job, but hey, never say never and all that jazz - if you've read any of my SPLATTERTIME or WAMWORLD stories and there are any characters you'd particularly like to see return or meet in future, feel free to let me know.

Goodbye for now, and happy sploshing one and all!]
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Daisy D Duncan:
9/12/25
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Another banger from messwriter! Loved this and the first installment too!
More of this series would be very welcome (if you get the time and the inclination)
MessFan09:
9/25/25
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Amazing as ever. Fingers crossed there will be a third installment. But first day job!
messwriter:
9/27/25
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Hmm, apologies for all the original typos, looks like I lost some key punctuation copying and pasting over - hopefully all fixed now, and thanks for the nice comments.
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