Hey hun, I wrote this in work today for you, see what you think.. giggle...
Sal.xx
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So it was going to happen at last!

My best mate Sophia from school was getting married.
Better then that, I little Julia Cummings was invited to be her chief bridesmaid.

Even better then that, the wedding was to be held in the Grooms home town.

Even much better! Joe was a wealthy American, who had offered to pay for all of us to go over to the states for the wedding.

Joe is a real sweetie. Sophia met him while he was in England on vacation, and they just hit it off. When he flew home they kept in touch by email. That was two years ago, and now he had asked her to marry him, and live in Ohio on his family's ranch estate.

Sophia was ecstatic with happiness, Sue and myself picked to be her bridesmaids together with two of Joe's cousins Erin and Kirsty, while Joe's younger brother Dave, was to be his best man.
Sophie's brother John and her parents were also flying out with us.

Joe's parents had organized a traditional wedding in the grounds of their enormous Ranch.

A local minister had been booked for the outside blessing, and a huge marque erected behind the main house for 300 guests.

We all flew in on the Friday before the wedding, and were met by Joe and Sophia, who looked really happy. Back at the house we were all introduced and shown around his beautiful home.

His cousins Erin and Kirsty were both 21, the same age as Sophia and me, and they offered to take us girls to a nightclub for a celebration drink. Just as we were about to leave Dave popped his head round the door, and said "Hi there".

He had a slow American drawl, and it made the words sound kinda sexy in a funny sort of way.

He apologized for not being home when we arrived, explaining he was on the far side of the ranch checking up on things.

He kissed Sophie on the cheek, and then Sue, and finally me. He smelt all kinda sweaty, but in a very masculine way, and I must admit he was quite handsome, and my heart did a little flutter.

He pulled away from me and shook hands with Sophie's brother, and said to give him 15 minutes to shower, and he would take John and Joe out to a bar in the town for a drink as well.

Meanwhile us girls made our own way to the nightclub. Once inside over drinks Sophie told us about the wonderful light pink dresses she had bought us.

Kirsty and Erin had already tried theirs, and Sue and I couldn't wait as we had heard so much about them on phone the week before.

Looking round the nightclub, I noticed it was similar to the UK, a bunch of girls dancing and a lot of guys leaning on the bar drinking from bottles and eying up the girls.

We had a good old laugh about it and Erin explained that it was common to see in most clubs in Ohio....

It seems guys the world over are shy in talking to girls, or asking them to dance, unless they are drunk.

Next morning at 8.00am the dresses were laid out in Sophie's bedroom, Sue and I eagerly tried ours on to check they fitted, which they did perfectly, although both of us were a little shocked at just how low cut they were and how much cleavage they exposed.

Sophie explained American dresses were cut to show the woman's assets to best advantage, and Sue joked, that if hers was any lower it would be her Ass showing and not just her assets.

We all fell about laughing, and Sophie said to be prepared for a shock, as hers was even more daring.

Over breakfast we caught up with John and Dave, and I blushed a little as he drawled "Hello Ladies". Joe's Mom cooked us all a great breakfast and told us tales of her wedding day. I caught Dave sleekly eying both me and Sue slowly up and down as we eat breakfast.

Back in our bedroom I told Sophie what I witnessed with Dave, and Kirsty explained how Dave and his girlfriend and split up the previous month. Sue and I exchanged glances as it dawned on us the grooms brother was "available" so to speak.

Nothing more was said, and we started to get Sophie dressed for her big day. When she put on her pure white dress, there was a gasp, it was low, very low in fact displaying an awful lot of her ample 38 inch bosoms.

Erin did Sophie's make up and made her look beautiful. She also gave Kirsty, Sue and me a quick make over, and soon all four bridesmaids were looking really hot with bright red lipstick.

Came the time of the wedding, a live band played the wedding march and I held up Sophie's long train as we walked slowly across the green lawn to the bridegroom and waiting minister.

When Sophie's father came over to walk her down the isle and I heard him gasp as he saw how low her neckline was, but nonetheless Sophie's parents were proud as punch of their daughter.

Joe's mum and dad were in tears as Joe repeated his vows to Sophie, but I was too busy studying the backside of Dave, his brother. Even in the hired dress suit you could make out his tight bum cheeks, and I flushed a little at the thought.

Ceremony over, we went into the huge awning for the wedding supper. Joe's parents had laid out the tables with both sets of parents either side, and then bridesmaids, and best-man accordingly.

We ate like kings a beautiful fresh fruit salad for starters, followed by a grilled chicken and salad main.

Then came the speeches, and Dave related a few tales of his brothers escapades when they were kids. The two were obviously very close, and exchanged knowing glances between themselves.

Speeches over, the deserts were served, and I have never seen such an assortment of wonderful choices. From jelly and Ice cream for the children to thick creamy trifles, cheesecakes and soft cream topped pies. We were all spoilt for choice.

Kirsty was just about to put a spoonful of trifle in her mouth, when a van from the catering company backfired outside with a loud bang! Some of the women shrieked, but Kirsty jumped and the cream fell in slow motion from the spoon right onto the top of her boobs. Once there is slid slowly and silently out of sight between Kirsty's large breasts.

Kirsty let out a little yelp and Sue and I gasped in shock, and grabbed a napkin to try and clean her up. Kirsty was embarrassed and looked up to see Dave rocking back on his chair in laughter.

Without warning she picked up her bowl of trifle and threw it at Dave. It landed on his shirt, and his jacket became splattered in cream custard and strawberries.

To my surprise he roared in laughter as he brushed down the sticky mess, before picking up a jug of fresh double cream, which he tried to aim back at his cousin.

Kirsty saw what he was going to do, and ducked, just as I got the complete content of the jug in my face. I stood slightly bemused as it dripped off me and slowly onto my boobs.

Joe's parents were hysterical with laughter, and I saw her father pick up a lemon cheesecake and slap it onto his wives head, completely ruining her hair.

Joe and Dave were falling about laughing at the sight of Joe's mum, who retaliated by pushing her own custard and treacle tart into her husbands smiling face.

Joe yelled "FOOD FIGHT" and everyone stood and started throwing food at each other.

I watched as Joe aimed a trifle at his new wife, it hit her squarely in her tits, which wobbled from the impact. Her white dress now had yellow custard running down it, and a whole fresh strawberry perched in the crack of her cleavage.

I was sill standing watching the mayhem, when I was pulled to the ground, and pushed under the huge tables for cover. The table-covers were hung low shielding us from further attack.

Turning round I saw Dave with an enormous cream pie in one hand and a huge grin. Seconds later I was wearing the pie, and sharing his grin. He lent in close and kissed me softly, and I melted and responded kissing him back eagerly.

As we huddled together hidden under the table, we exchanging more creamy kisses I felt his hand slowly smoothing the custard and cream over my breasts, while all around us all hell was breaking loose.

The fight lasted all of five minutes, and when we did emerge from our hiding place not a single guest had escaped the wedding desert.

Dresses suits hair everything was covered in cream and custard.
We followed the laughing guests outside, and watched amazed as one by one they jumped fully clothed into Joe's full size swimming pool.

I'm dating Dave now, and next year we are getting married.... cant wait for the reception. Only in America... Huh....