This story has been in my head for a while. I love well dressed women wet or muddy/messy in unexpected slapstick situations so much that i cd at times and roleplay these scenarios. I received a new outfit from ebay last week and as soon as tried on I soaked it and imaginined this scenario....(couldnt find actual blouse pic, but the pics below are color, style, shiny look, and wet pic is how shiny wet satin the blouse kinda looked...t was great my friends!!)


Karen, a 22 yr old hostess at formal restaurant is on her way to work. She is working a private party and was told by boss to dress to the nines. Karen goes and buys a shiny purple / lavender bow tie, big sleeved satin blouse and black satin knee length tight skirt and silver strappy heels.

Karen has never been wammed before, has no idea what it is. She has seen it on tv, nick shows, looks kinda fun, but not her thing..especially not now, not in these clothes. As she leaves house for work she gets txt from friend to stop by BBQ for quick drink/hello. It is late summer at sunset..outdoor bash with pool, but not a pool party, fall is setting in, cool night. Everyone there wearing jeans or shorts and t's..Karen has 1 hr before work, decides to stop by.

As she arrives she is turning heads left and right, people asking why she so so well dressed, not that kind of party. She then tells them simply here for beer, burger and off to work.

After about 45 mins she starts to leave, is standing about 5 feet from edge of pool talking to friends and a few drunk hooligans run over to her and pick her up and pretend to be throwing her in!!

The crowd is going nuts!..Karen has look of disbelief and horror and is screaming.."nooo!!..stop it!!..holy shit, put me down!..I have to go to work!..seriously!!..my clothes!!..dont u dare!!"

Other guests and girls agree with Karen and plead with guys to stop the nonsense and they do. They were kidding all along. Its just fun to scare girls like that as they know how mean and humiliating it would be to throw her in in those nice clothes! And shes gong to work! Karen has had the fear of her life put into her. I mean, could u imagine being this well dressed, on way to work and get thrown into pool all unexpectedly?!..ughh!..she shudders at the thought.

Just as she thinks she avoided disaster, one of the guys changes his mind and grabs her and lifts over shoulder and leaps into deep end!! The crowd went silent with shock / awe as they see her going in!..Oh no!!..Her clothes!!..Oh boy, shes going to be sooo mad, I would be!!"

Karens screams in vein and realizes shes going in, omg, what the hell am i going to do?!..holy shit!..my clothes!!!

SPLASH!!!!!! They both go under and Karen is cursing and slapping the guy underwater and she emerges all shiny, soaked and stunned, the 1st thing she sees is horrified looks and people covering mouths in stunned amazment!

"ughh!..u asshole!!..look at me!!..my clothes!!..this is satin u dick!!..its ruined!!..holy shit, what am i going to do?!..I have to be at work !!"..scowl on face, in disbelief, did this really happen?..what am i going to tell boss?..i have to go home, re do hair and make up, find new outfit, omg, im going to be 1 hr late!..stupid boys!!...she is so mad and humiliated.

As she climbs out she is so shiny!..The purple satin blouse is now dark purple and all heavy, shiny, clingy and hanging from skin. Skirt has amazing glisten dark black shine and the satin is glossy and glisteny and sways with every furious move she makes trying to get dry

People offer consoling words and towels, karen is about to cry, her Outfit is ruined!

This cannot be happenning, i mean its one thing to know ur going into the pool, at pool party in shorts and T for fun..but wtf?!..these are my best new clothes and they are soaked!..and I was heading to work!..what bad timing!..I should have never stopped by this stupid party!..but i never figured id get thrown into the pool!..oh my god im soo mad!!!

She then storms away mad and vows revenge on the guy who did it seething mad and gets in car and furiously drives home....