This is another wam story I fantasize about. My favorite aspect of wam is a woman in her nicest clothes getting wet, muddy or messy suddenly in some in-public, slapstick scenario. Usually I pretend woman is a non-wammer, all humiliated and peeved after getting wammed, love the reaction from crowd, etc..anyway...heres the tale.....

Lexi is a senior in college, the head of her sorority. It is the end of the school year and her sorority is the sponsor for a mud tug of war event to raise money for breast cancer. The participants are other sorority sisters and local townfolk and the Mayor the town university resides in. Also anyone who wants to have some messy fun.

Lexi is the MC for the event, she is to announce the participants, do the play-by-play once the event starts, and hand out blue ribbon to the winner.

Lexi is not a participant, she just shudders at the thought of getting all muddy even in her old clothes, shorts and T's..its not her thing. Also, immediately after the carnival, all the boosters and donors who gave money are having a very formal dinner at snooty restaurant and Lexi was invited as she is representing her sorority.

That being the case, she dressed to the nines wearing a cream shiny satin blouse, big sleeves, loose and shiny...very striking. Also wearing a black poly / nylon skirt mid thigh length and heels. She is not participating, she was told over and over again that she wouldnt get muddy as all in attendance know she has to go to dinner afterwards...shes simply the pretty gal hostess.

Lexi arrives at the mud pit to a packed crowd and a 10ft x 10ft knee deep wet, glistening gloopy mud pit that shines in the sun. It resembles a pool of mud, like mud colored paint. The kind if u fell in then rolled over to stand up, you'd be covered head to toe. One bystander asks Lexi if shes participanting. She gives man horrified look and says "Not a chance!..not in these clothes!! Are you serious?!" the thought makes her shudder.

The event starts and all participants are tugging and having a blast. Bear in mind all are dressed in shorts and T's. Clothes you wouldnt mind getting muddy, and its for charity, so its all good.

Lexi is far from the pit on a makeshift stage / podium broadcasting the tug of war to delighted crowd. After 5 mins or so, one side yanks the other side into the mud and all are covered instantly. Everyone emerges muddy monsters, unrecognizable yet laughing and whooping it up. For charity and these clothes are going right in trash anyway. The crowd goes nuts and the mud pit sways and glistens like a thick pond. The losing team slowly climbs outta pit one by one resembling mud monsters....glistening and covered in shiny wet mud, people running hands thru hair and face to clear mud, many spitting mud from mouths...Lexi looks in awe. God, I'm glad that's not me she thinks to herself.

Lexi then goes to present ribbon to man who happens to be the mayor of the town, he is still clean as his team won..he is accepting the award on behalf of his team.

He thanks Lexi for the ribbon and her hard work and the time her sorority put into this charity event. Lexi then asks if he has any final words and hands him the microphone.

"Lexi, we thank you again and we hope your sorority and university host this event for many years to come. That being said, I'd like to now show you my appreciation as the winning team representative for all the hard work you and you sisters have done"

Lexi is a bit confused...what does he mean by show me? A prize? Gift certificate perhaps?

Suddenly, the man grabs Lexi by the arms and quickly bear hugs her and he leaps off the podium into the mud!!!!!!!

Lexi is screaming in horror, she didnt even have 1 second of reaction time to avoid him..she has fear and dread running thru her body as she feels her feet leave the podium..look of stunned amazement on her face, mouth wide open screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SPLAT, SPLOOSH, PLOP!!!!! (MUDDY GLOOP SOUND) The crowd is silent, did that really happen?..was that planned?..wow, those were her nice clothes!..Shes gonna be mad!

Lexi falls in sideways and when she rolled over to get up, she was covered head to toe in wet, dark, paint like shiny mud. Not one spot of clothing or skin is clean. She is unrecognizable. She stands up, holds arms out by side as mud drips from shiny muddy heavy satin blouse and looks at crowd...many have hands over mouths in awe at sight of her. Others are hooting and laughing, pointing. Lexi is furious and humiliated. No change of clothes, 30 mins to her sorority house!!

Lexi lets out loud.."OMG!!...holy shit!...why did you do that?!...look at my outfit!!..what the hell am I going to do?!" I wasn't supposed to get muddy!!! Oh no! What now?! The crowd is in disbelief at what they just saw. These things rarely happen...that outfit was stunning, not anymore.

The mayor is just as muddy and stands up and tries to console her and gives her hug as she slaps him and is genuinely furious.

"I have that dinner after this Mayor Smith!..What the hell am I going to do?!..my clothes are ruined!

She cannot believe this just happend. She was promised she would not get muddy!! Not in such a pricey outfit! She looks down and sees a shiny, wet muddy, heavy clingy mess. She runs hands thru hair and clears mud from face and lets out loud "phfft" and spews mud thats running down face still...huge scowl on face...livid!

She climbs out and people are in awe at sight of her. Shes cursing and pouting and totally humiliated. She is offered towels and consoling words from bystanders.

People mutter.."oh, that poor girl!..her outfit is ruined..mud wont come out of satin or leather..that outfit is trashed"

"Was that planned?..I cant imagine she'd willingly ruin that nice outfit..b/c she seems really mad"

Lexi is still in denial..this did not just happen, did it? holy shit! Ten mins ago I was a sexy, well dressed gal, now look at me!!!! Oh My!! I didnt think one spot of mud was going to get within 10 ft of me! Thats what I was told / promised! Ohhh, I'll get them for this one day!! vowing revenge, seething mad thoughts.

She storms thru crowd after cursing out Mayor and telling him he'll be receivng a dry cleaning bill for his services. He tries to apologize but she wants no part of it..leaving in a huff a shiny muddy mess, outfit ruined and glistening mud shine.

She pouts back her car and has to get towels form trunk to line car seat so she doesnt ruin apholstery. People look at her twice at sight of her anger and muddy clothes. She has to drive to her sorority to find new outfit and shower. She has no time for this as dinner is approaching. This angers her even further.

What a horrible thing to happen to such a fine outfit! People will be telling this story for years!! The plan is to keep the tradition silent year after year so each new year, an innocent hostess in her best clothes falls prey to the wonderful world of unexpected / slapstick wam in glorious mud!!!!!