Anna had been stripping part-time since her college days which were now almost ten years ago. It was a convenient way to earn some extra money to supplement her day job as a beautician although it wasn't without its issues. One of those was the uncertainty that usually accompanied each new job she undertook but luckily this time it was a semi-regular booking. Every quarter a group of wealthy financiers met to discuss new business opportunities, drink, and watch naked young ladies.

This time the financiers were meeting at an out-of-town convention centre which was unfortunate for Anna because it had meant a long trip in the car. By the time she'd found the right building, parked her car and made her way inside she was running a little late. So, as she rushed around, she wasn't paying as much attention to the signage as she should have done and so when she saw one directing attendees to a "Special Performance" she just assumed it was for her.

Anna found an empty backroom to quickly change her clothing and put on her makeup. She'd just finished doing her hair when her phone pinged with a message from the organiser asking her to start her routine as soon as was possible. Anna rushed to the adjacent hall and found herself in a narrow backstage area. She presumed it was the right place as she could hear murmurs of conversation from beyond the curtains so, taking after taking moment to calm her nerves she stepped into the hall.

"Showtime" Anna muttered to herself.

Usually, Anna expected to see sharply dressed businessmen smoking cigars and drinking brandy. Instead, the hall was filled with, quite literally, a load of clowns. They were dressed in colourful clothing and wore oversized shoes, most also had more makeup on than she did. It also looked as if none of them had ever seen shade of hair dye, they didn't love. Anna began to doubt that she was in the right place but being the professional that she was, she started her act.

Dancing to a beat that only existed in her imagination, Anna began swayed her hips and move her hands up and down her body. The assembled clowns didn't seem to be impressed and looked on indifferently as she started pulling at the edges of her dress. Usually by now her audience would be hooting and cheering but it wasn't happening. Looking around for someone or something to provoke a reaction she noticed the line of cream pies situated by the side of the stage.

Reaching out she picked up one of the pies. Instantly all eyes where upon her and Anna realised, she finally had everyone's attention. She danced around with the pie in her hand whilst slowly making her way over towards a couple of clowns at the side of the stage. She teased the two of them by miming placing the pie in one of their faces and neither seemed to object to the idea. However, that would have taken the spotlight off of her so, she instead smashed the pie into her own face.

With cream dripping down her face, see looked around and realised that the pieing appeared to have produced a more positive reaction than her previous moves. Her next step would be to remove her dress and she decided to follow through with that, not because the audience wanted to see her body but rather than she liked the dress and didn't want it stained with cream unlike her underwear which would often get ruined or stolen. So, her stripped down to her lacy bra, matching panties, stockings, and garter belt.

So, she stripped out of the dress, kicking it towards the rear of the stage and picked up another pie. Once again, she pranced around with the sweet dessert in her hand before slapping it into her face. Anna then picked up two pies from the nearby selection and carefully balanced one in each hand whilst gyrating around. She teased placing one pie then the other into her face but did neither. Instead, she took both and simultaneously brought them against either side of her head.

Rather than continuing to strip or pie herself, Anna decided to do something different. Looking out at her audience she noticed a younger guy standing on his own and decided to pick on him. Firstly, she took up another pie and then sashayed over to him and presented him with the dessert. He looked slight confused at the gift and clearly didn't know what was expected on him. So, she took a couple of steps towards and pointed firmly towards her face.

"Let me have it!" Anna demanded.

The guy hesitated for a moment or two, but then encouraged on by his fellow clowns he threw the pie directly into her face. It hit hard and splattered all over the stage area elicited the biggest cheer of the evening. Anna cleared the pie filing from out of her eyes and glanced around to see that many of the other clowns were picking up pies and looking towards her. Finally, she had their full attention and returned to her dancing whilst waiting for the inevitable to happen.

The first pie narrowly missed the side of her head with the thrower being jeered by his fellow clowns. The second pie hit her right breast and Anna wasn't sure if that had been its intended target or not. However, the third was certainly deliberate as it impacted against her left breast. Anna smiled as she held up a finger to temporarily halt the attack whilst she carefully removed her bra before signally for the pastry bombardment to resume.

Pies struck against Anna's bare breasts and face. Within minutes she was covered in pie cream and filling, and it kept on coming as pies smacked her arms, stomach, crotch, and legs. As the barrage started to falter Anna turned her back to her audience, bent over and shuck her bottom to provide a new target for the pie throwers. Almost instantly a pie smacked against her rear and then another, and then a third.

Anna kept bent other as more pies struck before reaching out and pulling down her panties to reveal her bare bottom which was soon decorated in pie cream. Stepping out of her panties and dressed now only in her ruined stockings and garter belt, she turned around to expose herself fully to the assembled clowns and was immediate hit with a pie to the crotch. Anna hadn't expected that and cried out in surprise as a final pie thwacked into her face.

The clowns hooted and cheered as Anna took her bows. She then spent time socialising with them despite her state of dress or rather undress. Luckily the pie cream covered most of her although it certainly wouldn't be the first time, she'd been naked whilst in the company of a group of men. After finishing a drank she'd been given Anna headed off in hopes that the showers were working so she could clean up before getting changed into her normal clothes.

As Anna left the hall and headed to the room, she'd change in she spotted a half-naked woman with a white painted face running down the corridor. Moments later a pair of smartly dressed middle-aged men with wads of cash in their hands appeared in pursuit of the women. Anna realised that she and the half-dressed women must have gotten their venues mixed up; she just hoped that she still got paid for the gig.

The end.