Ty and Jacob are two muscle hunks who have known each other for years.
Their love for each other is complicated.
Jacob spent years chasing the elusive Ty, and Ty, a 30 year old going on 13, never seems to make the right decision to bring the two of them together.
Only after being stuck with what he doesn't want does Ty realize his true desire is Jacob.

In this excerpt from "A Messy Kind of Love: A Slapstick Romance"; Jacob find himself the caught up in one of Ty's elaborate exploits: A cream covered slapstick fantasy that leave neither hunk standing.

Will Jacob forgive and forget and give in to Ty's pie pelting plans?


SLAPSTICK STORIES: THE PIE FACE FOLLIES


Part One: THE CLOTHES MAKE THE MANSEXY!

Jacob got the full effect of Ty's "taste" in clothes later that morning.

"Are you sure these are the only clothes you've got?" Jacob asked from the other room.

"Until I do laundryWhich is NEVER!" Ty replied. "Come on out! Let me see, sexy!"

"How do I know you didn't plan this?" Jacob protested.

"Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. You still gotta come out so I can see." Ty teased.

Jacob came out of the bedroom sheepishly, with a slightly excited smirk on his face. He was wearing a pair of Ty's worn jeans with button-on red suspenders, a Captain America sleeveless crop top cut off a little too short (the bottoms of his pecs and his nipples were showing), and bright blue high-top converse.

"You look AWESOME!" Ty laughed.

Jacob kept pulled at the bottom of the crop top, feeling a little exposed. "I feel ridiculous." He said massaging his bare chest and hitching his thumb on a suspender strap. "But, I gotta admit I like it!"

"I like it too." Ty replied and kissed him. "I gotta get dressed."

As Ty left the room, Jacob caught a look at himself in the mirror. He smiled. Ty was right. He looked sexy. Damn sexy! With Ty gone, he tried out some of his more seductive poses: a coy glance, a smoldering glare, and playfully pulling up his shirt to expose is muscular bare chest. He laughed and continued to flex and pose for himself.

"Aren't suspenders awesome!" Ty called from the other room.

"Yeah!" Jacob answered.

"I always wear them, even under my shirt when I'm working out. I love the feeling of them against my bare skin. I feel indestructible!" Ty shouted. "Likenow!"

Jacob looked over as Ty leapt into the living room. He was almost identical to Jacob: Red converse, worn jeans with blue button on suspenders, a Spiderman sleeveless crop top t-shirt (cut too short again), and a Huggy Bear baseball cap worn backwards. Ty struck a pose and flex both of his meaty guns. His shirt rode up and exposed his bare chest and nipples. His suspenders played right on the nipples' edges. "Like what you see." He giggled.

"God Damn!" Jacob replied. He had fantasized about moments like this. His cock was hard and his heart racing a mile a minute.

Ty coyly approached and giggled, "My suspenders tickle."

"Let's see if we can do something about that." Jacob answered as he grabbed Ty by his suspenders and pulled him close. The two locked in a deep kiss as Ty's hands caressed Jacobs meaty bare pecs and Jacob ran the backs of his fingers up and down Ty's abs under his suspender straps. They came together and slowly started to massage each other, bare chest to bare chest. "I'm on fire!" Jacob whispered.

"I've always known how to push your buttons." Ty murmured, "Come on, I wanna show you something." He grabbed Jacob by the suspender strap and lead him to the down into the basement.

"Now, I know things are getting serious." Jacob joked.

"Welcome to my slapstick dungeon!" Ty smiled.

Part Two: PIED UP DOWN BELOW

The basement air was cool against Jacob's bare skin as he descended the stairs. His suspender strap being pulled insistently by Ty. He felt a chill brush across his bare arms, abs, and tickle the underside of his pecs. He hugged himself for warmth. Was it the cold, or the anticipation? Jacob reached the bottom of the stairs. As he looked around the room he saw Ty had set up an old photo booth from their circus days.

"I grabbed this as they were throwing it out. The company that made the film was going out of business, so they said it was worthless." Ty said, turning on the camera.

"So, you have a worthless photo booth." Jacob commented.

"And worthless backdrops. There's a circus ring, a field of flowers, a bake shop, and a bookcase."

"So you chose"

"The bake shop." Smiled Ty suspiciously. "Seriously," He innocently remarked, "It looked the best."

Jacob hitched his thumbs on his suspenders and gently thumbed the curve of one of his lower abs. Something was up.

"I thought we could do a photo shoot." Ty said excitedly. "You know. Something for just us." He came close to Jacob and placed both hands on Jacob's chest, sliding them under his crop top.

"For just us?"

"Yeah. We'll mess around and act all crazy, then look at the pictures later." Ty was back to playing with Jacob's nips. "I can't get enough of these."

Jacob stepped back and stifled a laugh.

"Your nipples are so sensitive." Ty remarked.

Jacob took a hard look at Ty. He thought for a moment, reluctantly gave in. "Okay. I'm in" Jacob hesitantly replied. "Let's do this!"

"AWESOME!" Ty shouted and jumped on Jacob in a full bear hug.

"Where do we stand?" Jacob asked.

"On the X's on the floor. It takes the pictures automatically. All we have to do is pose." Ty answered hooking up the camera cables.

"I thought you said this was film?"

"It wasn't hard to convert to digital." Ty said confidently. "I started with documenting my workout progress, then I just fell in love with this hot bod." Ty put his hands behind his head and started working it. Thrusting, rolling his abs, biting his lower lip with "come fuck me" eyes while beat boxing a club beat. He made his way over the Jacob and started gyrating up his leg and hard against his ass.

"I get it." Jacob said, a little testy. "Can we just do this?"

"Just trying to get you in the mood." Ty said returning to the camera.

"What about you?" Jacob asked.

"I'm always in the mood." Ty replied.

"What are we going to do?" Jacob asked.

Ty put on some badass tunes. "First. Bad Ass Poses."

"What?" Jacob asked.

"You know flexing and smoldering looks at the camera."

Ty immediately started working the camera. The clicks were steady, but quick. Jacob jumped in and soon the two had found their rhythm: Flexing their biceps, pulling up their shirts to reveal their bare chests, glaring at the camera with their thumbs in the belt loops and their suspenders pulled taught over their shoulders and muscular pecs. Ty leaned in between shots: "Let's get some muscle worship going." He whispered.

Before Jacob could answer, Ty had stepped behind him and his hands were all over Jacob's bare abs and chest, rubbing up and down and snapping his suspenders. Jacob would flex and Ty would circle around, licking and kissing his biceps. Jacob got on his knees and started licking Ty's abs, playing his belly button, running his tongue under his tight pecs. Ty was moaning. "Yes. Yes. YES!"

He pulled Jacob up by his suspender straps for a hard kiss. Click, click, click! The camera captured it all as the two passionately kissed and caressed arms, shoulders, wide backs, and bare chests. Suddenly, Ty pushed Jacob away. Jacob was confused.

"Fight me." Ty said.

"What?" Jacob replied.

"Fight me! Wrestle with me! Ya wuss!" Ty snapped both of Jacob's suspenders hard. Jacob recoiled as the suspenders slapped against his bare skin. Ty spun him around and pulled Jacob's crop top tight over his head. Jacob's hands immediately started clawing to get the shirt off his face as Ty had him in a wrestling hold exposing his bare chest and abs to the clicking camera. Jacob ripped the shirt in half to free himself as he turned on Ty. The two locked in a wrestling hold, their suspenders stretched tight against their muscles. Ty got free, but Jacob grabbed hold of his shirt and pulled him close. It was getting rough. Jacob was trying not to let years of frustration with Ty come out as he ripped off Ty's shirt and locked him in a shoulder hold. Ty, fully exposed, squirmed and tried to get free, but he was stuck. Holding back his arms with one hand, Jacob changed tactics and gently ran his other hand up and down Ty's bare chest and abs, snapping his suspenders to tease him. Ty was in ecstasy.

"Uncle! Uncle! Un-cle!" Ty moaned.

"I didn't know we had set a safe word." Jacob replied gently circling one of Ty's hard nipples with his finger.

"I don't care! UNCLE!" Ty squealed as Jacob gently let him go. "The camera stopped anyway."

"How many pictures did it take?"

"About 200. We got some good ones." Ty stood up and stretched his shoulders and back. The intensity was a little unexpected, but he enjoyed the workout.

"Shirts didn't last long." Jacob said, picking the ripped crop tops off the floor.

"They weren't supposed to. How do you feel now?" Ty asked. "Just the suspenders, I mean."

"Indestructible." Jacob replied and flexed his arms and back.

"Good." Ty reached behind the bakeshop backdrop and pulled out two chef hats. "Now, for the real reason we're here."

"I should have known." Smiled Jacob, as he took in a deep breath and let it out with a sigh. He ran his hand through his hair as he found himself face to face with baker's rack after baker's rack of slapstick shaving cream pies. Ty danced around with glee; playing with his suspenders, rubbing his hands up and down his bare pecs and abs, grabbing his crotch, and rubbing up against Jacob to get him in the mood.

"We gonna get sex-y! We gonna get mes-sy! Ty and Ja-cob! They gonna get mes-sy!" Ty sang, grabbing both of Jacob's front suspender straps and pulling him in front of the camera.

"A pie fight?" Jacob asked. He was trying to sound cool but inside his heart was beating a mile a minute.

Ty changed tactics and looked at Jacob with a side eye and a coy smile. "Never say no, remember?" He pulled him close and spoke softly into his ear. "Here we are. Together. Doing things that we only dreamed about."

Jacob pulled away. His suspenders snapped against his bare chest. He brought is hands up and covered his face, letting out an exasperated roar. "AAAAAAH!"

"Jacob! Jacob!" Ty went to him and lowered his hands. Jacob's eyes welled with tears. "Am I wrong?"

"NO! You're not wrong. It's justall that time. Longing for you. I thought you knew how I felt. You would show me a glimmer of hope, then crush me."

"I was a kid!" Ty replied. "I didn't know what I wanted until I found myself stuck with what I didn't." Ty crossed the room and leaned on a pie rack. He hung his head. "Here we are, together, after all this time. The feelings are still there. That must mean something doesn't it?"

"It does. You're right."

Jacob went to Ty and wrapped his muscular bare arms around Ty's bare torso. Jacob held him tight. The two stood together for a moment, comforted by the touch of bare skin on bare skin. Jacob asked, "What are you thinking?"

"Your suspenders are cold against my back." Ty replied.

Jacob laughed as Ty turned around and kissed him. Holding each other close, their kisses where small and gentle, lips just touching. Ty ran his hands up and down Jacob's bare back and sides, as Jacob slid both hands down the back of Ty's loose jeans and came to rest cupping his firm round ass.

"Jacob?" Ty confessed, "I know you want to see me covered in pie. I want a pie, Jacob. I want a pie!"

Jacob grinned as he picked up a pie off the rack. ""One pie? Coming right up!"

"Wait!" Ty said, holding up both hands. "Let me turn on the camera first. This has to be documented."

Ty started the camera as Jacob contemplated the pie in his hand. It was heavy with shaving cream and had a real crust. He could imagine himself planting the pie right in Ty's face for Ty's total humiliation. Complete pay back. The camera hummed to life. Fast paced Ragtime could be heard as Ty picked up his own pie.

"What the hell is that?" Jacob asked.

"It's to get us in the mood. First, we pose with the pies. We look awesome and I want to show that off." Ty replied.

The camera clicked away as the two hunks flexed their muscles, stretched their suspenders, and displayed their pies in the goofiest and sexiest ways possible. Jacob and Ty were having the time of their lives. The more they posed, the more great ideas came of mind. Ty suddenly stopped.

"Wait! I have an idea! Let's each have a pie. Our arms are crossed so that my pie is in front of your face and your pie is in front of mine. And we'll look at the camera with a look of 'OH NO! NOT A PIE!'" Ty beamed. "What do you think?"

"I LIKE IT!" Jacob replied as the two ran to the pie racks and each picked up a pie. Jacob knew what he was going to do. Right before the camera clicked, he was going to hit Ty in the face with his pie. It would be a total surprise.

Ty watched Jacob pick out the perfect pie. The two hunks were ready for the shot. Jacob held his pie right in front of Ty as Ty carefully put his arm UNDER Jacob's and placed his pie right in front of the face of his pie partner. The camera clicked away as they made faces of surprise and fear. To get motivated, Ty would say "OH NO! NOT A PIE!" right before each picture. Jacob joined in.

"OH NO! NOT A PIE!" They said together. The camera clicked.

"OH NO! NOT A PIE!" They said louder. The camera clicked.

"OH NO! NOT AMMMPH!"

Ty brought his hand up and planted the pie right in Jacob's face. At the same time, Jacob's arm, being pushed by Ty's arm, brought his pie right into Ty's face. Both shirtless and suspendered muscle hunks were pied at the same time. Jacob staggered back with the pie tin still stuck to his face. Ty played around with his face full of pie by pretending not to be able to see and bumping into Jacob and the pie racks.

"Mmph! Moof! Mmmpfa!" They mumbled.

The shaving cream and pie crust dripped onto their bare chests and fell onto the floor. Jacob struggled to get the pie tin off his face. Ty eventually found him and helped him get it off with a pop. The camera continued to click away.

Jacob wiped the cream out of his eyes and went for another pie. Ty had the same idea and was ready for him when he turned around.

"If that's the way you want it," Jacob said, "you'll certainly have"

As Jacob turned and brought his pie back to hit Ty, Ty beat him to it and planted a pie right in his face.

"MMMMPH!"

Jacob roared under the crust and cream. He handled Ty his pie as he pulled off the pie tin and wiped the pie out of his eyes. Suddenly being able to see, he wished he hadn't. Ty was ready and hit him in the face with the very pie he gave him.

"Mmpha!" Jacob sputtered.

Ty leapt in front of the camera and started flexing. "I AM PIE MASTA!" He shouted at the camera. Holding the pose, he made sure he got at least a dozen shots. He shouldn't have been so greedy. Lost in his posing, he didn't see Jacob rolling a rack of pies right up behind him. With pie in hand, Jacob tapped Ty on the shoulder. Ty immediately dropped his flexing and goofily replied "Yeah?"

Jacob put the pie right in his face.

Before Ty could get the pie tin off, Jacob was ready to catch Ty on the rebound. Turning the other way, Ty pulled the pie tin off just in time for Jacob to plant another pie in his face. Ty staggered as if he didn't know what hit him. He slowly spun around meeting Jacob with, of course, another pie. Jacob presented it to Ty nicely. Ty in his stunned state mumbled innocently, "A pie. For me?"

Jacob pushed both of Ty's hands from below and the pie went right into his face. Ty's bare chest, muscular shoulders, meaty biceps, face, and head were completely covered with crust and shaving cream. He couldn't see where he was going. Jacob kept grabbing him by his back suspender strap to keep him from walking into a rack of pies.

It was now Jacob's time to flex for the camera. He posed and smiled, stretched out his suspenders with pride, flexed his pecs, abs, and biceps, and stood in a classic strongman pose. His smile was beaming under all that pie and crust. Jacob quickly realized he didn't know where Ty was. He placed his hands on his hips when suddenly Ty came from behind and splatted Jacob with a perfect pie sandwich. The cream exploded over both guys covering their hot muscles with even more cream. Jacob stood in place, swaying back and forth. Ty jumped in front and stretched out his suspenders for the camera in victory. Pulling out more pies, Ty gave him a pie to the face and smashed one down on the top of his head. He pulled out Jacob's front suspender straps, placed the pie in them like a sling shot and let it go. The suspenders snapped back into place, smashing the pie against Jacob's muscular bare chest and abs. Jacob's head, shoulders, chest, and back were encased in cream pies. Jacob clawed at the pie tins in hopes of freeing himself as he clumsily slipped and skidded in the spent cream and crust all over the floor. Ty was slipping as much if not more. He wanted to hit Jacob with a pie, but he slipped and accidently pushed a pie into his own face.

Jacob and Ty could feel the melting shaving cream sliding down their abs and into the pants. They felt the thick cream pour slowly over their rock-hard cocks, tickling them into even higher levels of maddening ecstasy.

The pies never seemed to end.

Ty picked up a pie and played to the camera. He was going to splat Jacob the minute he turned around. Suddenly, he felt two hands smear the cream on his bare pecs all over his chest. Ty's eyes closed. It felt amazing. He stood, giving in to the sensation, as Jacob's hands focused entirely on smearing the cream covering his abs and tickling his nipples until they were rock hard.

"More! More! More!" Ty moaned under a face full of cream pie. He was holding back his orgasm with all his might to savor the exotic attack. He was about to cum when he opened his eyes. Jacob stood there holding a pie.

"NOOOOO!" Ty pleaded.

Jacob pushed the pie right into Ty's face. He staggered back and pulled off the pie tin. Pulling back with his own pie, Ty was going to get his revenge as Jacob pushed another pie into his face. Frustrated, Ty pulled the pie pan off and pulled back with his pie again. Again, Jacob just pushed another pie in his face. Ty let out a cry of frustration. He pulled his pie back one more time and one more time Jacob simply pushed a pie in his face. Ty handed Jacob his pie and started to stamp his feet in frustration like a child. Jacob waited until Ty was done. Ty stopped. He looked at Jacob. Jacob pushed Ty's pie into Ty's face.

Pie after pie continued to fly hitting their targets of the muscle-bound Ty and Jacob. They no longer looked human. They were two pie covered creatures continuing to pelt each other long after their heads and bare torsos were deeply covered in crust and cream.

Ty pushed Jacob against a pie rack. Jacob looked up as a heavy pie slipped off the shelf and right onto his upturned face. As Jacob struggled to pull the slick pie tin off his face to breathe, Ty dropped to his knees and dug through the shaving cream covering Jacob's crotch to find his zipper. Ripping open his pants, Jacob's erect cock burst out like a cream covered jack in the box. Ty immediately sunk Jacob's dick deep into his mouth and started working back and forth. At the same time, Ty had opened his own pants and was working his cock to the verge of cumming. The sensations of the splatting pies, the smeared cream, and the unbelievable feeling of two rock hard cocks totally on the verge made both men grab hold of the nearest pie rack. Jacob's hands slid down his cream covered chest and gently started to work his nipples. Ty worked both cocks faster and faster as Jacob joined in with pelvic thrusts to squeeze out every inch of this erotic frenzy! Neither man could hold it back anymore. They both came at the same time. Jacob ejaculating over Ty's face as he pulled back just in time to catch the warm, passionate spurts. Ty ejaculated so hard that his own cum hit him in the face as well. After a double facial, it was true Ty never did anything by halves.

The two men collapsed onto the floor and gently writhed in the piles of spent pies. Unknown to the other, they each had found a fresh pie. Thinking alike, they both wanted to surprise the other with one last pie to the face. As they each pulled back for the final humiliation, two shelves above them gave way and before they knew it six fresh pies slid off the shelves overhead and deposited their slapstick cargo directly into their faces. Ty and Jacob sat up and comically swayed back and forth as if they could not take anymore.

The time was right for their mutual final hit.

Jacob brought his pie around at the same time as Ty. The final two cream pies splooshed into the faces of the two muscle hunks. The fast-paced ragtime music ended as they both collapsed right back into the colossal shaving cream mess in each other's arms with a soft splat.


There's more where that come from.