Mark had been experiencing several months of a lack of messy time since the end of the "Monday WAM Revenge Club" set up by his old friend Penny. They had remained in touch over the last few months but as a convenience to each other when requiring a date for a function or event.
So Mark was delighted to receive an e mail message from Penny offering him not only a chance of a paid position but amazingly involving his love of slapstick and mess. Becky, a very good friend of Penny, happened to be the Head of Performing Arts at a College, specifically Frampstone Kingsley University College (F.K.U.C.). A privately funded educational establishment in the South of England which ran expensive courses for 18-21 year old students.
Penny went on to explain in her message that the particular segment of the course needing tutoring involved the history of slapstick and the use of messy activities on TV and the Entertainment Industry. As if this wasn't enough of an incentive Penny explained that all the students he would be teaching were female! This last statement was accompanied by smiling emojis!
Unsurprisingly Mark's response was "when can I start"!!

And so a week later Mark arrived at Frampstone Kingsley UC. He was introduced to his new boss Becky, a shapely 35 year old with brown hair and an engaging smile. After a preliminary chat Becky took Mark to meet his new students but not before with a wink, she warned Mark about controlling his interest in the subject.
"Penny has told me about your erm fetish" she smiled.
Mark in response pleaded innocence but secretly was wondering if he could introduce the rather lovely Becky to the delights of WAM. "I take it you have a generous budget for materials?" he required.
Becky laughed "Dont worry our Catering Department will produce what you require and I'm sure you can obtain other things if needed" again giving him a smile.

The students were waiting in a large room when Mark entered. He was a little apprehensive but was pleasantly surprised as the girls introduced themselves. Becky had explained all the girls were in their final year aged between 20 and 21. Firstly there was Rachel a tall blonde with long hair cascading down her back wearing a pair of blue denim shorts emphasising her long legs. Next to her was Chrissie another blonde but with shorter hair and of average height dressed in t shirt and tight fitting blue jeans. The third girl was Sam, auburn long haired with a dazzling smile wearing a lime green mini dress. Next was Sophie another long haired blonde with a low cut white t shirt emphasising her generous cleavage. The fifth girl was introduced as Ellie a very studious girl with glasses and dark hair tied up in a bun. The sixth girl who looked very uninterested was Melissa yet another blonde with a rather superior air. She was wearing smart light blue designer trousers and an expensive looking floral blouse.

So Mark explained how the next couple of weeks would develop. He would start by investigating how slapstick comedy has developed over the years and the use of messy substances in more recent comedy and gameshows culminating in the students producing a show at the end.
Melissa looked aghast "You mean we are going to get messy. I'm not prepared for that" she replied haughtily.
"Oh dont be such a bore Mel" responded Rachel. "It sounds fun" giving Mark a sexy smile.
"I'm up for a bit of fun too" added Sam .
"Well I thought it was always men who got messy" continued Melissa "I mean nobody expects us glamorous girls to be so degraded"
"Well I'm up for a bit of mess " added Sophie allowing Mark a good view of her breasts poking above the low T shirt.
"Now girls lets not get out of control here" interjected Mark. "We'll have our first sessions tomorrow. I suggest you all bring a change of clothes and swimwear" which provoked laughter from most of the girls.

The next day arrived and Mark had done his preparation. 30 Cream pies were ordered together with 10 jugs each of custard, chocolate sauce, and strawberry yoghurt. In addition Mark ordered a large supply of gunge which needed mixing later. Two members of the Catering Department wheeled the trolleys to the room the floor of which had been covered with tarpaulin sheets. The younger of the two Catering Assistants whose name badge showed Abbie smiled at Mark. "Looks an interesting party. Hope there's nothing left or wasted" with a knowing look ion his direction. Mark could not fail to notice that despite her prim white uniform she had a lovely figure, blonde hair bunched up and a sweet smile.
"I'm sure we'll be ok but if theres anything left I'll be sure to let you know" replied Mark making a mental note of her comment. Mark moved the jugs to the side leaving the pies on display.
The students filled in and looked in amazement at the scene.
"Oh wow is that all for us" exclaimed Sam grinning broadly.

Mark started the lesson. "Now girls can you please sit down on the chairs ". Eight chairs had been arranged in a long row and obediently the students sat down. Mark continued "Today we will be firstly exploring the history of the cream or custard pie. I will demonstrate some of the different techniques which have evolved over the years. We will then look at some of the other substances that have proved popular in slapstick situations"
It had not escaped Marks attention that Melisa was the only member of the group who looked in disgust.
The girls sat down. Mark took in their appearances. Both Sophie and Rachel had decided to wear matching white t shirts and mini skirts, Chrissie also wore a yellow t shirt with dark blue jeans. Ellie had chosen an old sweatshirt and baggy jeans whilst Sam wore a pair of denim shorts with matching top and finally Melissa had shown her contempt by wearing a pair of white overalls, although with a designer label.

Sophie was the first victim and was invited to stand in front of Mark. She laughed nervously.
"The first example of the classic pie in the face routine" explained Mark. Sophie was facing Mark. Without hesitation he instantly hit her in the face smearing the pie round her face. There was a gasp from the other girls as Sophie tried to clean her face whilst still laughing.
"Next we have the surprise pie " indicating Rachel to turn her back to him. He then lightly tapped her on the shoulder and as she span round he smacked a pie in her face once again provoking laughter from the girls.
"And now the will i or wont i pie" continued Mark indicating a rather nervous Sam forward. Playing up the role Sam continued "You wouldn't would you" looking pleadingly at Mark who simply smiled and pied her in the face.
"Now we have the pie sandwich. Melissa please come forward." The scowling Melissa looked at Mark, challenging him. Mark needed no encouragement as he firmly placed two pies either side of her once immaculate blonde hair crashing them together. Melissa screamed "My hair, what have you done" whilst the other girls laughed at her predicament.
"There are of course variations of the surprise pieing" Mark indicating Ellie and Chrissie to come forward. Chrissie was told to stand behind Ellie and at the signal from Mark, Ellie ducked and Chrissie received the pie full in the face. Ellie giggled but her joy soon ended as the two changed places this time the nerdish Ellie who wisely removed her glasses before receiving the pie in the face.
All the six girls were spluttering with the result of their pieings. "Now" said Mark "to check you have learnt from today please pair up." Sophie and Rachel happily went together as did Sam and Chrissie leaving Melissa still unimpressed, together with Ellie.
Giving each pair of girls six pies he then instructed them to deposit three pies each to the face and head. First up Sophie and Rachel faced each other and in between giggling pied each other firmly in the face and on the head three times each. Mark congratulated them on their technique before telling the next pair to play it straight without laughing and looking shocked at each pieing. Sam and Chrissie did as instructed with each girl looking suitably surprised as each pie hit its target in the middle of the face.
"Excellent" said Mark. "You have a natural flair for comedy." He continued
"Now Melissa and Ellie this time I want one of you to pie your partner three times before roles are reversed" Ellie, the serious one looked nervously at Melissa whose look of disgust was even more obvious despite the cream covering her. She hissed at Ellie " Remember who I am do not make me look foolish".
Ellie intimidated by Melissa meekly placed her pies on the shoulders of Melissa before very gently placing the third pie on the side of her face. If Ellie hoped her gentle treatment of Melissa would stand her in good stead she was mistaken as she received two pies in her face and finally on top of her head with some malice. Melissa looked pleased with herself as the other girls looked slightly disappointed that Melissa had got away with things.
Mark read the mood correctly. "Melissa" he said "Could you come forward please". A sulking Melissa reluctantly obeyed. "Now it appears you don't appear to be as messy as the other girls, so therefore I need to complete the lesson with a final skill, and that is coverage of the body." Melissa looked shocked "My new designer suit"
Mark nodded and told her to sit down but not before he placed a cream pie on the chair. Firmly placing his hands on her shoulders he forced her down as she squirmed in the chair. Next Mark picked up two pies and rubbed them both into her chest which had the surprise effect of making Melissa actually feel quite excited as the cream slipped inside her top. Mark grinned picked up the penultimate pie and moved towards Melissa. Expecting the pie to be smashed into her face Melissa tensed waiting for the inevitable but instead Mark went straight to her crotch gently massaging in the contents. Again after the initial shock Melissa felt a mixture of shock and pleasure although her persona insisted she could not show her true feelings to her fellow students.
Mark had a big grin on his face. "Thank you girls that concludes the lesson. I look forward to this afternoons session. Please clean up and I look forward to seeing you later"
The pie splattered girls trooped out and into the conveniently placed changing room with some apprehension at what was coming next!

Mark had the onerous task of cleaning up but just as he started Abbie from the Catering Department entered. "Goodness" she said "That looks fun" with a smirk at Mark. "You seem to have used up all those delicious pies. I've just passed your students!"
It was Marks turn to smile. "Well actually I miscounted and there's one pie left" looking at Abbie.
"No you would..." but her words were drowned out as Mark calmly placed the pie in her face smearing the cream around.
A bemused Abbie slowly and deliberately moved the cream from her eyes and mouth. "Very amusing. I won't forget this however" as she turned and left the room wriggling her hips in Marks direction.

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