'Sir Gallantine' found himself sittin' in a somewhat very muddy puddle and spot. When he tried to get up, his 'armored-boots' made it very difficult to get any kinda' 'traction' in the mud, and he found himself slippin' and slidin' down back into the mud, over and over again......He was makin' such a 'fool' of himself....., His armour was gettin' splattered with mud..... !!!

But he was actually kinda' likin' and enjoyin' it....... Instead of the totally hot stud, 'Knight-of-the- Realm', he was the 'Court-Jester' !!!!

Why he thought these things he didn't know........, but it sure made his cock get harder...!!!!!

Finally gettin' himself up-right, with the help of his 'flag-staff', with his ' Royal Pennant' still on top, he announced to the viillagers... "Yo, good Villagers, I am Sir Gallan.....", but at this point, the visor on his helmet slipped back down again, makin' him almost 'blind-sighted' again.......

The people of the village were havin' a great time, enjoyin' seein' this 'Knight, in his Shining Armour', , makin' a total fool of himself..... Someone suggested that they call him 'Sir Slapstick', and everyone agreed with a laugh.......

And the villagers had even more fun and laughs, when Sir Gallantine, barely able to see, tried to plant his 'flag-staff', into the mud, so he could use both his gloved-hands to lift his visor back up.... The 'flag-staff' didn't stick in the mud, and fell right before him, and since he could barely see, he accidentally stepped on it with his heavy boots, snapping it into pieces.... And to make matters worse, he unknowingly stepped on his 'Royal Pennant', squishing it, and stompin' that into the mud.....

The villagers had never seen anything so funny!!!!

Sir Gallantine was finally able to get the visor back on top of his helmet. He looked down, saw what he had done to his 'flag-staff', and then to his 'Royal Pennant' !!! He wondered if he could make anything go much worse.....
If only he could get 'Majestic' to come back, he'd mount, ( with some help....), and just ride away....., make this whole 'quest' thing just be a memory........ But 'Majestic', bein' a wise and smart horse was no-where near.....

Seein' his 'Royal Pennant' in the mud, Gallantine bent over to pick it up.........
'Ping !', 'Ping !' 'Ping !' 'Ping !', the rivets in the seat of his armoured pants were lettin' go, the weld up the back-crack of his armoured ass was splittin' open.....!!!!!