Blake is a practical man and he was engaged to an impractical woman. Oddly enough their dear friend Charles knew them both. Charles a man standing 6.4 and weighing in at 125kg the gentle giant was known for his kindness, cool headedness and intellect. Despite his pompous demeanour he would always been seen wearing a star wars shirt and combat boots.

Blake was a different man, I muscular short man with blonde hair and blue eyes. Anika was just the same. She looked like the Goddess Aphrodite, her long blonde locks flowing down her back and facial features of and elf. Charles and Blake once vied for her heart with Blake being champion. With a flair for fashion but a dark side of kink Anika was just as bold as she was beautiful.

On a stormy day the trio decided to go out for a drive. Charles insisted they take the main roads; Blake was having none of it. Grabbing his 4WD keys he went outside. Charles called to Anika they were going, Charles gasped in embarrassment as his naked friend exited her bedroom.

Tell Blake to wait outside, I'll be done soon.

Charles bowed slightly and hurried off to tell Blake; desperately trying to ignore the thought of Anika naked.

Blake, piling equipment into the car noticed the slightly shaken Charles walking towards him. Charles may be seen by others as a upper class stiff, but he was a good bloke. He and Charles had fought a duel over Anika. Above all thing Charles was a Gentleman and a man of honour.
Hey C**t Charles replied

For the hundredth time its Charles. You should really see a speech therapist my dear boy

Blake waved the comment away and tossed the keys to Charles.
Finish pack her would ya; Need to check on Anika. She is perfectly alright, she is getting ready Charles said.
Blake grinned Well I'll have to go help her then
Blake rushed into the house quickly slamming the door. Looking at the pile of tent poles, towels, ropes and tarps it looked as if Blake was expecting to go somewhere other than the local pub.


1 hour later....

Blake and Anika finally emerged, Blake was in his normal bike shorts, polo shirt and thongs very Bogan; Anika on the other hand was dressed like a dominatrix in PVC leggings, Leather Bustier and jacket. Finishing the outfit was a pair of 8 inch platform ankle boots.

The rain was bucketing down and Charles ran over escorting his fellows across the muddy ground. Thanking him they as they got in the back seat Charles then leapt up into the driver's seat, the 4WD roared to life and they sped off down the road.

What is our destination?

Hearing no reply he quickly looked behind him and found both passengers enjoying each other's company.
Muttering to himself There you go they're at it again Anika yelps in pleasure. Have you ever heard such a bloomin racket in all your life?

30 minutes later....

Charles groaned, shifting in his seat, the road had disappeared into a quagmire. Mud was everywhere.
Let's call it a day shall we, the rain is supposed to clear tomorrow and I'm sure you guys have other plans then me driving you around.
Blake replied looking out the window. We are almost there, just over the hill. Blake was right over the hill was a music festival site.
There Blake exclaimed

Hey babe we're here

Anika, who was asleep waked, kissing her hubby on the cheek. Driving down Charles located a suitable site to park. The mud was thick and his feet sunk to his ankle, gingerly Charles walked over and helped Anika out of the car, carrying her to safety. Blake sloshed over.

Handing Charles $5 Blake pointed back the way they had come. The bus will take you to town when you want.

So Charles stood in the rain waiting to go home.

The next day Charles received a call from the festival, his friends hadn't shown up to their vehicle and the festival was over. Charles dashed out of the house quickly putting on his leathers and rode away.

2 hours later...

Pulling up on his motorcycle Charles spoke briefly to the manager. They had been seen heading out to the mud pit but had not returned. I called the emergency number and... The manager looked at the leather clad Charles...I guess your it
Charles glared at the manager but quickly remembered his friends were in danger. Walking towards the pit Charles found two sets of foot prints one bare foot and the other boots he followed them quickly.

The pit was if anything a hole in the ground filled with mud. Charles tried to make sense why they had come here of all places, but settled for the 'everyone's ok'.
Wading into the mud Charles soon found himself in a spot of bother, the mud was indeed thick and the pit was deep. The mud slowly rose over his boots, the mud filling them and rising up to his waste.

Struggling free, Charles got out and found the complete covering his leathers. Shrugging some of the gunk off Charles stood and wondered down the bank finding a tent. Shouting Hello is anyone there? Blake?

Blake's head popped out from behind a tree Jesus mate can't a man go to the crapper in peace round here?

Blake Charles cried 'you're ok.

Blake walked over and slapped his mate on the shoulder, shaking his muddy hand clean. You been in I'm guessing Charles nodded and scraped mud of his jacket's sleeve.
Anika emerged from the tent wearing her outfit. Ignoring the boys she walked straight into the pit's shallows and began to slowly coat herself in mud. Blake looked at the both of them caked in mud and absolutely filthy.

I don't understand it Charles looked at his friend eye brow raised What is it you do not understand?

How can anyone enjoy getting filthy like that, I mean it is absolutely dirty.

Patting Blake on the shoulder Charles walked back into the pit towards Anika calling to her, Hey want to join in?