She'll Pie You
(with apologies the Beatles)

She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You think you've lost your love
Well, I saw her yesterday
It's you she's thinkin' of
And she told me what to say

She says She'll pie you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, She'll pie you
And you know you should be glad

She said you hurt her so
When you didn't throw that pie
But now she says she knows
You're not the piein' kind

She says She'll pie you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, She'll pie you
And you know you should be glad, ooh

She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah
With a pie like that
You know you should be glad

You know it's up to you
I think it's only fair
That you should pie her, too
And get it in her hair

Because She'll pie you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, She'll pie you
And you know you should be glad, ooh

She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah
With a pie like that
You know you should be glad

With a pie like that
You know you should be glad
With a pie like that
You know you should be glad

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah