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Roadside Tailcoats
Story by SethJamba
Posted 7/16/21     552 views
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Lucas would rather not be on the field right now. He was currently bored out of his mind, the event he was at made no attempts of peaking his interest at the moment. So he decided to wonder around on the pasture the country club had. Coming from the wealthy side of society and at the country club presented Lucas with no forms of entertainment.

Lucas has amber eyes and dirty blonde hair. He comes from a wealthy heritage, given his attire for the day. Today he had on a nice black tailcoat, a light blue dress shirt, tan vest, a floral whimsical-like patterned tie, gray trousers, black dress socks, and black Oxford wingtips. He wore a black top hat and a large red boutonnie along his lapel. He was at the country club for some relaxation or at least something to do.

Strolling along the pasture, Lucas mused to himself while taking in the scene. Nature had always been a nice enjoyment for him. It felt like his second home in a way. But recently, he felt like he had been caught off from it, his wealthy heritage getting in the way. He never had the chance to enjoy it since then. His daydreaming was interrupted when he bumped into someone...

A handsome someone.

Lucas had ran into a handsome man with dirty blonde hair and brown eyes. He wore a black tailcoat, white dress shirt, yellow tie and vest, gray trousers, black dress socks, and black wingtip Oxfords. Lucas cannot help but think this man was quite cute. He quickly snapped out of his stupor and apologized just as the man apologized himself.

They both chuckled at their attempts of apologizing before introducing themselves. Lucas learned the name of the gentleman was Barry, quite an adorable name for the man. Shaking the romantic filled thoughts in his head, Lucas began to strike up a conversation with the man, wanting to know more about him.

They soon were walking through the woods, chatting up a storm. Lucas had finished telling Barry a joke, when they came across a track out in the woods. There is a large mud puddle near their side. The two looked both ways to see where they were, but neither of them had a clue. Then they heard a "vroom" noise and turned their heads to the sound.

Four ATVS came driving pass them

And showered them with mud.

Lucas and Barry were hit with the muddy shower as the first ATV drove by. Brown covered their jackets, vest, ties, slacks, and wingtips. Both were shocked at this. The three ATVS afterwards also got them, but worse. Each passing vehicle drenched them in mud, ruining their wonderful tailcoats.

After the splashing of the drivers, who were unaware of the two mens presences, the gentlemen were covered with mud.

Lucas' extraordinary appearance was now brown and wet. His face was dripping with mud and his top hat had fallen in the same mud puddle, so his dirty blonde hair was exposed. His black tailcoat, light blue dress shirt, and tan vest was now a muddy coat as his once whimsical tie was a muddy smear. Ruining down his gray trousers were brown stains that continued down his black dress socks and Oxford wingtips.

Barry got a mud experience as well. Mud had been splattered onto his black tailcoat, white dress shirt, and yellow vest. Along his tie, splotches stained the silk of it. His top hat also came off and his hair had the same fate as his outfit. Like the man before him, mud stained his gray trousers to his black dress shoes.

But then was a hint of a bulge in their trousers as they addressed each other.

Lucas snickered a bit before refraining to laugh at their predicament. Barry just smiled wiping some mud off and began to search for his top hat. Being cheeky, he flung some clumps of mud at Lucas who held his hands to defend himself before beginning a mud fight.

The mud fight continued and eventually led to wrestling. Barry eventually was on top, restraining his muddy crush. Lucas had a sly smile before Barry enveloped him in a muddy kiss. Lucas didn't resist, kissing back as he did.

This was the start of a muddy yet wonderful relationship between the two gentlemen.
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