I'm working on mixing up some Natrosol with drywall mud to pour into and smear my new uniform with.

I figure mixing white tempera paint in Natrosol would be too transparent and not show up well when it oozes out of the holes in my mesh jersey and slowly bleeds out the blue dazzle pants. I think the drywall mud will make it more substantial and slower to discharge through my uniform. Thicker also means denser coverage so that (hopefully) the yellow and blue will become totally white and slimy. If my mix doesn't provide complete coverage, I'm reserving full strength mud just in case my mix is too liquid - I'll probably use it to fill my helmet if I don't need it to slather on me.

Being thicker should make it pool better in the bottom of my jersey and especially around my knees and be slower to ooze onto my socks and into my cleats... I'm hoping my brew gushes out of my filled cleats better than my last mix! Putting on shoes, boots or cleats loaded with ooze and having the slop gush out in a fountain and spatter on my socks and soak through my socks always feels so damn cool. The sucking sound of taking them off is fun, too.

I'm really looking forward to the experience and effect. There should be some great squishing, spurting and squirting noises on this video since I'm not going to use the waterproof case on my camera. The sounds of mess spewing, surging and erupting everywhere is one of my favorite turn ons.

My session went great. My gunge mix wasn't as white as I wanted, but the mix of Natrosol and drywall mud was awesome! The Natrosol slicked up the drywall mud into a slippery, slimey, oozing mess. The mixture made great squirting and squishing noises. When I sat on my bucket after my pants were coated and full, the air forced out of the bucket and my pants made a sound I never expected - sort of a swoosh. After I gunged even more and filled my cleats, getting up made a sucking vacuum noise from goop and air gushing everywhere. My pants were completely filled and weighed about 20 pounds.

When I showered, the muck in my pants held all the water and ballooned them out, erupting out the knees. Felt awesome.

I'd have to say this was the best slopping I've ever had.