Pie Throwers!
(with apologies to Ray Parker, Jr.)

Pie Throwers!

If pies do fly
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!

If it's in your face
And you don't look good
Who you gonna call
Pie Throwers!

I ain't 'fraid of no pie
I ain't 'fraid of no pie

If you see a pie
'Bout to hit your head
Who can you call
Pie Throwers!

If a flying pie
Fills you up with dread
Who you gonna call
Pie Throwers!

I ain't 'fraid of no pie
Uh, I ain't 'fraid of no pie

Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
If a pie is thrown
Pick up a phone
And call
Pie Throwers!
Ow!

I ain't 'fraid of no pie
Oh yes, it might hit a girl
I ain't 'fraid of no pie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
Mm, if, if you've had your eye,
On a creamy pie, baby
You better call
Pie Throwers!
Ow

Lemme tell you something
Throwing makes me feel good

I ain't 'fraid of no pie
Uh, I ain't 'fraid of no pie

If you're caught unarmed, oh no
Pie Throwers!
When it flies through the air
Unless you just want creamy hair
I think you better call
Pie Throwers!

Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
Uh, think you better call
Pie Throwers!
Ha-ha, who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
I can't hear you
Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
Louder,
Pie Throwers!
Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
Who can you call
Pie Throwers!
Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
Uh, we pie the girls, too
Pie Throwers!