Joseph May quietly sits on the hotel bed as his wife is still getting ready in the bathroom. He feels a slight pang of unease about this vacation, but he knows it is super important to his wife, so he is putting on his best face to put her at ease.
"Honey, we are going to have to hurry if we are going to make it to the show on time." The hotel's bathroom door is flung open to reveal his wife in a beautiful tight black dress that clings tightly to all her wonderful curves. She flops her barefoot up onto the nearby bed as she rubs lotion on one leg and then the other.
"I want my legs to be nice, smooth, and shiny just in case I am shown on the tv today, I know moisturizing my legs are typically your job but since we are running behind you can apply more later in the day if need be."
Watching his wife do this while also flashing her devious smile sends a shock down Joes body and into his groin but there is no time for hanky panky because they are in a time crunch right now.
Joe is a simple construction worker and while he loves to go on vacation, this trip to Orlando is solely for his wife Britney's personal enjoyment.
Today is the last day of the trip and they will fly back to Texas tomorrow morning, but what they are about to do next is very out of his comfort zone.
Dressed in a nice polo shirt and khaki dad shorts, he and Britney make their way out of the hotel room and down through the lobby to their Toyota Rav 4 to make the 10-minute drive to the newly built Silly Fun Studios.

"Ok love, tell me again what exactly today entails?" Excitement bursts from her as she starts to explain the importance of this trip to the Silly Fun Studios.
See, Britney grew up in the 90s and stayed a lot with her grandparents and watching Silly Fun Studios on TV was a big part of her upbringing.
Her favorite show was What would you possibly do?
She loved these shows due to unsuspecting contestants getting pied, slimed, and pretty much just humiliated on national TV.
In the past she wanted to do these activities to Joe, but he never quite felt good about being humiliated like that, and he'd had enough humiliation in life to not need to manufacture it.
But since Silly Film Studios reopened What Would you possibly do? the tv show.
She has made it her life's mission to get on the dang show and today her wish is coming true.
"Ok, so what is going to happen on the show today?" "Well, they will have some audience volunteers perform stunts that may involve them being pied, slimed, or something like that, but it's all just good wholesome fun."

"Ok, well you are dressed nicely and look really hot right now, so what happens if you get picked to participate?"
"My favorite part of the show was when they sent someone to the Pie Slinger " "Oh my," Joe says, "what the heck is that?"
"It's a salon type of chair where the contestant will sit in the chair and pies will be thrown at their face by 5 mechanical arms, and after that they will release the Cherry on top slime, which is a big bucket of slime dumped directly on the person's head."
"My goodness Britney that sounds very embarrassing, you would want to ruin your dress and makeup for that?"
She replies, "maybe," as she flashes her devious smile again. Joe quietly thinks to himself "please Lord do not let me get picked for something like that on national TV."

He glides the Toyota into the nearest parking spot to the studio building, they rush inside and give their tickets to the person waiting at the door. He quickly replies to hurry to their seats because they just made it, and the show is about to start. Joe is once again in shock as he realizes that their seats are right in the first row, a pit of dread now fills his stomach, but he is reassured by the fact that if anyone is picked to participate it better be his wife. As soon as they sit the show's theme song comes blaring over the speaker. It has a very whimsical and clown like tone to it and slightly annoying.
Joe knows exactly what he would do and that is leave if it wasn't for his wife.
The show's host begins the program as Joe does his best to relax and not think too much about where he is and what he is doing, but Britney on the other hand can barely contain her childlike wonder.
After watching several people get pied and embarrassed on tv (which is slightly more amusing than Joe originally thought) the final segment of the show is about to begin.

The host looks directly into the camera and says "alright" to the audience, "now it's time for the messiest and most humiliating part of the show."
A roar comes up from the crowd, and the host says "ok, let's choose one more volunteer from the crowd for this last super humiliating part."
Hands shot up from most participants in the audience, Britney included, but Joe keeps his hand down while thinking please do not pick me.
But he also wonders why on earth would Britney be so adamant to be publicly embarrassed in front of possibly several million people.
The host walks over to his wife and says alright honey you are the chosen one.

Whew, Joe thinks, I'm just glad it isn't me, and hopefully Britney can get a shower before we head back to the hotel.
As Britney smiles into the camera, she says this is an expensive dress and can't get messed up, but my husband would love to take my place.

Whoa Joe thinks, I agreed to love you for the good or bad times, but this may be pushing it.
Put on the spot in front of everyone, Joe blindly says ok. The host gives Britney a wink as Joe stands up to head directly to the Pie Slinger
"But wait," the host says, "I hate to mess up your nice polo and khakis," he quickly smirks, "so let's get you into something more comfortable."
The audience starts to chant to make him wear a tutu, "well he says that wasn't what I totally had in mind but ask and you shall receive, we do have a pink tutu somewhere in the back."

As an assistant leads the dumbfounded Joe to get changed, the audience sings along with a song as everyone waits.
To the pie slinger he will go, to the pie slinger he will go. Britney also sings along and almost feels bad to set up Joe like this.

But Britney is turned on by humiliation and seeing her own hubby, who has never given in to her fantasies while at home, may make her cream the thong panties she is currently wearing under her dress.

After signing numerous releases while in the back and currently sporting an adult male sized pink tutu Joe thinks, "what is wrong with these folks?" But he loves his wife and wants to be a good sport, so he puts on his bravest face as he makes his way back to the audience.

As Joe walks back on screen, everyone in the audience stops singing and starts laughing in unison at the person before their eyes.
Britney is pointing and laughing just like everyone else.
The host says "alright tough guy ballerina, let's get you in the pie slinger " Joe is seated in a barber's chair with a big bullseye directly behind his head.
The assistant pumps the chair up so Joe's head is directly in front of the bullseye. "Ok, we are just about," the host is cut off by the crowd chanting "cherry on top, cherry on top.

"Ok, ok," he says, "sir let's have your wife join us up here so at the end she can pull the string to release the cherry on top."

Britney bounds from her seat with elation and stands over to the side of the pie slinger while holding the string to release the bucket of pink slime directly above Joe's head.

As the host starts to count from 5, Joe eyes the 5 pies about to be thrown directly at his face, 4,3,2, Bam! The first pie lands directly on the right side of his face, splat! The 2nd hits the left side as the last 3 hit each side and in the front.
By this time, Joe isn't sure what hit him and can't see anything, but knows his face and head are very covered with white cream as it rolls off his face and down into his tutu.
This feels so weird, he thinks to himself, but it's surprisingly erotic, the uproar and laughter from the crowd drowns out his thoughts as the host says, "release the cherry on top!"
Within 2 seconds, slime runs down the top of his head and pink now completely covers him mixed in with the white cream.
Barely able to move or see, he feels the complete embarrassment of what just happened, but he also feels blood rush to his downstairs region, knowing full well his wife is enjoying every second of having her husband humiliated on national TV.

As the camera gets a close-up of the cream and slimed blob that used to be Joe, the host says, "see you next week and stay messy out there everyone!" Once again, the theme song begins to play but due to the slop covering Joe, he can barely hear it.

As Joe stands to walk to the back to get cleaned up with his wife and a production assistant, he now realizes he has a raging post humiliation boner.
Luckily, due to the tutu and mess running down his front side none of the audience can see this to further embarrass Joe.
Once in the closed back-room Britney helps pull off the cream and slimed tutu, she lets out a huge laugh seeing the hard-on her husband now sports, feeling a little bad for the guy after all he has been through.

She graciously grabs a handful of cream from his hair and face and begins to rub it up and down his hard penis while asking the pie boy "did you enjoy your public humiliation experience?"

After a few more strokes she gets her answer with a huge moan from Joe and a blast of cum from his dick. "Alright big boy, go take a shower so we can get out of here."

Joe is reeling as the hot water from the shower washes off his messy body and he comes down from the ecstasy he just experienced in a very odd way.
As he turns off the shower, he pulls open the curtain to sight of his wife holding a huge cream pie with a large table directly behind her with at least 20 more pies on it and the production camera watches his naked surprise.

As the first pie slams into his face, he hears "Ready for act 2 honey? Hahaha," as the annoying and clowny theme song blares once again.

Britney wakes up at home in her and Joes' bed in a horny sexual huff, oh my God, what a spicy dreamnow I can't wait to book our trip to Orlando.