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Pie Fight Fuck
Story by FunPieGuyx
Posted 1/31/19     1743 views
My pal Jake and I, Tony, had spent the afternoon at the beach.

He in a tight-tight speedo, making his cock and balls all but naked for the eye to see, his cock an easy seven inches soft and thick, and low hanging balls (I've seen him naked, he is my trainer).

Me in a square cut and not popping my cock and balls for all to see. As a friend, and not just my trainer, he picked my suit to show off the hard work I had put in, by him kicking my ass, at the gym.

Before heading back to the car, we rinsed, he coming up behind me and sliding his hand down my firm chest, taut stomach, and into my suit to grip hard on my cock and balls, making me semi-hard.

Cocktease that he is at 6'4, 210 lbs of shredded muscle, sky-blue eyes, with the perfect growth of body hair everywhere, Jake knows I crush on him and would take that cock anywhere. Except, I'm not his type - he digs women, and is confident enough to tease me when he can.

Me at only 5'7 and toned at 140 lbs, with sea-green eyes, I dig the teasing, just knowing, believing, one day that his cum will fill my holes.

Anyway, as we walk back to his truck, he sees a pie shop just off the main strip and says we should buy a few for the party we are hitting tonight.

Sure, why not. We leave what little stuff we have in the truck and walk over in our flip flops, he confidently strutting his stuff, me a bit more reserved, but confident next to him.

As we get to the store, a customer is leaving and she cannot take her eyes off Jake's package, lavisciously licking her lips. There are two guys working.

One says, "Gentlemen, you are our last customers of the day, we are getting ready to close for the evening," and goes and pulls the blinds down for all the frong windows and locks the door.

I say, "What's with you two in just speedos behind the aprons?"

The other guy says, "The boss thought it would help business, and it did, we only have the extra back stock of everything and he wants us here tomorrow for the same thing, and to make more pies."

As he is talking, I am seeing what they are putting out there.

The one locking the door is about 6'0 even and about 160-wiry thin with chocolate eyes and skin, some chest hair that can be seen over the apron, and a nice bulge. His co-worker is a bit shorter at 5'10 and solid 200 lbs of muscle-hairless body and hazel eyes that are trying to suck me under a spell.

Next to him is a pie rack with about three dozen banana cream and custard pies with healthy doses of whip cream.

I catch myself starting to blush and my cock is twitching. Jake, standing next me, starts smirking, figuring out what is going on in my head. Me naked between the two guys, getting it on in a train of holes being fucked.

"Um, excuse me ..." - "Andy. My name's Andy. And he's Thom."

"Thanks Andy. Could I use your bathroom real quick? Nature just hit hard and I need to take a wicked leak," and inside I'm thinking I need to calm my cock from getting hard to its full 7 inches.

Jake, not letting a moment go, slides his hand down my back and massages my ass, while watching the two guys watch him do that and winking at them. Mother Fucker, my cock is growing.

Andy says, "Sure, no problem. Follow me." As he leads me to the bathroom, just outside it he bends over to adjust the tie of his left shoe, looking back at me from between his legs and smiles. He catches my cock uncontrollably twitching in my trunks.

"There you go. Light's on the right." And back he goes to the front, but before walking away, he slid his right hand under his apron, and squeezed his cock and balls, causing my eyes to bulge in surprise, him grinning from ear-to-ear.

Later, I learned what happened while I was in the bathroom:

Jake was deciding on what two pies to buy, having figured out the two guys were a couple (I'm completely obtuse at times), and is having fun teasing them by "absent-mindedly" rubbing his cock and balls, making his cock hard to its full 10-inches.

Andy and Thom are trying not to stumble over each other putting the pies on trays on the counters for tomorrow's sale.

Jake decides to pass on the one chocolate cream and peanut butter pies and sticks with a custard cream and banana cream, figuring they'll be more popular at the party and maybe a cock or two will be covered in the whip cream.

Meanwhile, I'm in the bathroom, pissing through my semi-hard cock trying hard to not think about being in the middle of Andy and Thom and trying not to decide which one I want to fuck first.

"OK guys, I'll take one banana cream and one custard pie," says Jake.

Andy reaches for one of each and has both hands full, as Thom turns and bends down to grab one each himself. As Andy turns, he lowers his arms to balance the pies and keep them from falling. In the middle of his turn, Jake sees it happening in slow motion, still occasionally massaging his hard-thick 10-inch cock.

Andy's banana cream pie smashes right into Thom's face good and hard sloshing whip cream into the air.

Jake is laughing as well as Andy, who is trying to help Thom clear the banana cream pie from his face with one free hand. The pie is sliding down Thom's face into his apron and on it. Thom who has a custard pie in his right hand looks at both Jake and Andy laughing at him.

He nods and laughs with Jake and Andy and says, "Funny, huh." And smashes his pie right into Andy's face. While Andy is caught off guard, and trying to clear custard pie from his face, Thom grabs the custard pie from Andy's hand, lifts Andy's apron, and smashes the pie down Andy's chest to his growing cock in his speedo.

Thom seeing this, grabs another custard pie, and with his elbow holding the apron up, pulls Andy's speedo out and smears the pie into Andy's hard cock and balls, turns holds up his hand to Jake for an air high-five, saying, "That'll teach him!"

Andy's recovered enough to grab a pie, and thinks it is on. He throws it at Thom, who sees it coming and ducks in time and hears, "Oh, cr," before a splat is heard. He looks up and sees that Jake was nailed right in the face with the custard pie Andy threw and it is dripping down Jake's chest and rock hard cock covered by his speedo.

Both Thom and Andy look stunned at what happened and back up to the counter behind them, nervous. Jake clears the pie from his face, walks around the counter grabs a banana cream pie in both hands, and says, "Who gets these?" Thom and Andy, now standing next to each other, point to each other.

Jake without missing a beat slams the pies into Thom and Andy's faces. Before they can recover, Jake grabs two custard pies and smashes them down on Thom and Andy's heads. Jake backs up, feeling oddly aroused and feeling his cock leak copious amounts of pre-cum (hm, interesting).

Both Thom and Andy clear the pie from their faces, each grabs two pies, one banance cream and one custard. Andy gives Jake a pie sandwich. While Jake is blind and can't hear, he misses Thom tell Andy to pull Jake's speedos down to his ankles. Andy does, and Thom smashes both pies into Jake's ass and hard cock.

Andy and Thom noticed how hard Jake's cock is and seriously leaking pre-cum. They look at each other and without hesitation, take off their aprons, strip off their speedos, walk up to Jake and start rubbing their cocks against his hard and leaking cock.

I've been in the bathroom a few minutes and walk out, my cock now firmly relaxed, to see Jake sucking Andy's cock and Thom rimming Jake's hole.

My cock explodes to attention seeing these guys covered in pie and Jake, straight-Jake of all people, sucking cock. I lean against the closest wall, peel down my square cut, just under my balls, and start rubbing my aching-hard cock, lightly twisting my left nipple, causing precum to flow. The noises of the guys in action makes me close my eyes and fantasize of them taking turns on me.

Suddenly, I notice it's quiet. I open my eyes and surrounding me are Thom to my left, Jake in front, and Andy to my right, all three of them each holding two pies in their hands.

"Gulp."

"Hey Tony. Whatcha up to?" Asks Jake. Before I can respond he lets me have it - a pie sandwich.

Before I can move my hands to wipe off the pie, Jake grabs my hands and holds them above my head while I feel four more pies hit my body - chest, ass, cock and balls, and the top of my head.

All I can do is keep leaking precum. I then feel myself lifted up, by my buttock and legs, and laid on a counter, a quick switch of my hands and arms kept immobile. I feel my ass checks spread and can't tell who is going to go to town on my hole. Fuck I want to clear my eyes and see who is going to rim me.

Then I feel the tongue and I let out a muffled moan and my cock is now non-stop leaking pre-cum. Someone quickly put a mouth on my cock and my pre-cum is swallowed. My cock is standing at hard attention and wants release. I did feel the rimming stop, so I guess whomever did the rimming swallowed my gushing pre-cum.

The tongue is back in my hole and as I moan, I get another pie to the face, my cock involuntarily twitching with more pre-cum oozing, a gusher of an orgasm building. Now I feel a mouth on my hard cock and a tongue in my hole - FUCK ME YES!

The tongue goes and I feel a cream covered cock at my puckering hole. I'm not certain, but I think Jake is popping his top-cherry by fucking my tight-tight hole. Oddly, my hole is so relaxed that the cock just glides in to the pubes. Could it be Jake's cock, all fucking 10-inches, PLEASE.

Andy or Thom is still sucking my cock and one or the other is now trying to push his cock in my hungry-willing mouth. My hands are now free, so I clear the pie from my ears and eyes. And yep, Jake is leaning over me fucking my hole with his pie-cream covered cock, lust on his face. I can hear him now with what he must have been moaning for a bit, "Yeah Tony. I knew you'd be the one to pop my top-cherry. Fuck yeah, Tony, take my 10-inches. I knew you would be up to it."

"See Thom and Andy, the fucking top guy is verse all along. Thanks for helping me break him in with my cock." I can see it is Thom feeding me his cock and Andy sucking my hard cock. "I knew his pre-cum would taste amazing. Right Andy," said Jake.

"Fuck yeah, Jake," said Andy. "But I'm going to ride his cock now," and climbs up on the counter and lowers himself on my cock and starts bouncing up and down. mixing in figure-eights.

Thom pulls his cock from my mouth and says, "OK Tony. Here's another pie," and before I am blinded I see a banana cream pie held up above me as gravity takes it course and splats onto my face.

"Fuck. Thom that worked. He's leaking more pre-cum in me. Come on Jake, blast your cum in Tony so Thom can drill his hole."

"You want me to blast him with my cum?" Is what I hear, as I wipe banana cream and custard from my face to see Jake's look as he starts to seeds my hole. I feel Jake's cock react in my hole and I'm feeling his cum shoot in me and breed me. The look on his face of a long pent up need is released and he leans around Thom to kiss my face. "Fuck, Thom get over here and push my cum in him." He can't reach me to kiss me.

Thom takes Jake's place at my hole, and without hesitation slides his veiny-thick cock in me. As I sigh, Jake moves closer, leans over me and kisses me hard spearing his tongue in my mouth, dueling with me. FUCK YES!

"OK hottie, here's another pie for you," said Jake as he does what Thom did and holds a pie up over me and let it fall by gravity.

This sends me over the edge and I hear Andy say, "Fuck that did it! He's creaming my hole nice and good." I am cumming and cumming hard. Andy pulls off three-quarters of my blast, clenching his hole to hold my cum in him.

I've cleared the pie from my face in time to see Jake going down on my hard cock and slurping and swallowing the remains of my cum. Andy leans over the counter and kisses me. I notice Jake lean into Andy's ass and start sucking my cum from Andy's hole.

"Fuck that tastes good," said Jake. "I've got to ride it." I watch him straddle me over the counter and lower himself on my still hard-twitching cock (yeah, I don't go soft after an orgasm - natural talent). Going easy, I'm sure for his first time being fucked(??). "Yeah Tony. I've been wanting you to pop my bottom-cherry for a while now. Fucking riding your cock and force you to cum a second time and feed my hole your cum," said Jake.

I thought my cock couldn't get any harder, but it did after I heard that, causing my cock to twitch, causing my hole to twitch and, "Fuck Jake. That did it. His hole's twitching. He's sending me over the edge. Here I cum Tony. Yeah, take my load with Jake's! Andy, get your ass and cock over here and keep my cum and Jake's in him!" said Thom.

Andy gets up by Thom as Thom pulls out, and Andy slips his tongue across my hole, a quick dart in to mix the cum in my ass. This makes me twitch, and Jake moans as he feels my pre-cum/after-cum fill his not-so-straight hole.

Thom I can see has grabbed two pies and without a word gives Jake a pie sandwich, Jake's hard cock leaking cum, his hole tightening, which in turn makes my cock twitch and leak pre-cum, causing my hole to flex, just as Andy glides his cock in my hole. He feels the resistance of my tight twitching hole and forces himself in me causing a chain reaction of twitches from my hole, to my cock leaking in Jake, to Jake's hole twitching to his cock twitching and leaking cum.

I get some of Jake's pre-cum on my fingers and greedily suck it down, as Thom grabs two more pies. Me by now, I'm just a fuck machine - fucking and getting fucked and wondering can a man, me, truly cum two times in under fifteen minutes?

"Tony, time to cream you!" said Thom, and gives me a pie sandwich, bling my vision, again, I could see nothing, which helped to cause the chain reaction of twitches from me, to Jake, back to me, to Andy, back to me. As I move my hands to clear my face and ears, I feel them brought together up and over my head and bound together.

Wait, what the fuck? I'm squirming and my cock is so fucking hard!! I feel custard cream splashed to my pits. I feel Jake riding my cock, I can't hear anything he is saying, nor Andy whose fucking amazing cock is making my hole feel like the largest orgasm of cum is going to fill Jake's hole.

I can feel Thom hold my bound hands with one hand, the other up to no good for sure. Jake riding my cock, Andy drilling my hole, and me just fucking enjoying every minute. Then Thom clears my face and I can see that both Jake and Andy's faces are covered in pie, which is why Andy's cock in my hole is twitching uncontrollably and I can tell that he is close to filling my hole one last time with cum.

This reactor will create the ultimate reaction of orgasms. Thom has given Jake a pie who gladly pies Thom in the face, his semi-hard cock rocketing back to full hardness. Fuck. This is going to be intense.

Thom clears his face, "This is it guys. You are all at that incredible cumming point. Come on Andy, fuck Tony's hole and mix your cum in him with Jake and mine."

Thom grabs two more pies, Jake, Andy, and I our cocks and holes twitching in anticipation. Thom gets behind Andy, and hands free gets his cock in Andy's hole, quick rabbit thrusts to start his orgasm to the chain reaction.

"And guys, here we go!!" With that, Thom gives Andy a pie sandwich to the face!!

Andy thrusts one last time into me and breeds me, blindly holding Jake for stability, as I see Thom thrust one final time in Andy, breeding him as Andy is breeding me, causing me to release my second orgasm and breed my fucking hot friend Jake, Jake saying, "FUCK!! Yes! Breed my hole Tony! Fill me with your fucking cum. YES!"

I feel my cock release like it hasn't cum once in the last fifteen minutes or a day, or two, and my cum blasts into Jake. But Jake isn't cumming. Just Thom, Andy, and I. We're all moaning in ultimate pleasure. Jake climbs off my cock and again is bending down and sucking as much as he can of my remaining cum from the head of my cock, massaging my balls, and to his pleasure, coaxing a few more leaks of cum.

Thom and Andy are kissing each other and moving towards the last few remaining pies, as I just lay there re-learning how to breathe and wondering why Jake didn't cum all over my chest.

My hands still bound, Thom grabs two pies and says, "The final piece is now." Jake grabs my legs, spreads them wide and does a quick tongue tasting of my hole, causing my body to convulse in waves of pleasure, my breath catching, as I look down and see his 10-inch cock headed back into my used not-so-tight hole for one final release.

I don't get to see him cum this time as Andy pies me the final pie sandwich, causing the final ripple-effect of my cock leaking and my hole twitching, which is all it took for Jake to unload his cum in my ass. I can't see his reaction, just feel my hole filled with cum from three men.

I feel Jake slowly pull out and lift my lower body up so the cum has no chance to escape. To my surprise, can there be anymore, I feel a strapped butt plug fill my hole and around my waste, latched and locked. OH FUCK!! What the fuck do I do with all that cum in my hole?

Thom unbinds my hands and I'm allowed to clear the pie from my face and ears, but can't move my lower body as Jake still has it up in the air.

"You two go shower in the back. The cleanup crew will be here in 30 minutes, enough time for all of us to clean up and get out of here," said Thom.

"Yep, Jake, we'll see you and Tony tonight at your place, when we'll give you the key to unlock the plug in Tony's ass," said Andy.

All three guys laugh as they see the understanding in my eyes and face. Jake and I will clean up in their shower, in the back get, our suits back on and drive back to his place, but the whole time the cum is tight in my hole, held there by a butt plug.

Jake finally lowers my legs, helps me off the counter and puts my left arm around his waist for balance while I relearn how to hold myself up. They are all laughing and out of nowhere, good ole Jake, catches me off guard and slaps my left ass cheek. "Come on Tony, let's go. Tonight is a whole night of you, and Thom, and Andy fucking my hole and making me the cum pig you are right now.
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Comments:
cmfan777:
2/10/19
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While male wam isn't normally my scene, this story was well written and sets up a great erotic pie fight. Nicely done.
nicknoodle:
2/13/19
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Rock hard here! Loved it.
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