Pie Fight Club

by KakeKid



Lexi looked down at the thick cake inches in front of her face. It was a large round cake, 5 layers deep with pink frosting and light purple trim. Standing on either side of her head were two Asian twins in pig tails and dressed in matching school girl outfits holding another enormous thick cake between them ready to slam it into the back of Lexi's head. All around her she could hear yelling and chanting from the couple thousand spectators at the show. Lexi remained bent over at the waist looking directly into the cake completely accepting the messy fate what was about to come happen.



The next moment the twins quickly flipped the cake upside down and smashed it into the back of Lexi's head, obliterating her silky, platinum blonde hair, and forcing her face into the Pink frosted caked in front of her. Lexi was bent over, ass exposed from her sexy French maid skirt, and her head totally incased between two massive cakes. All she could hear was the crowd's muffled explosion of cheers and her own inner thoughts. How did I end up here? Lexi thought to herself.



6 Months earlier



"$577 dollars?!" Lexi cried out in disbelief looking at their power bill.



Kelsey, Lexi's roommate, grabbed the bill from her and looked it over.



"Yea, that's cause we didn't pay it last month or the month before that. Looks like they are going to shut our power off in a week if we don't pay it in full." Kelsey said. Kelsey slummed down onto their couch in the middle of their cramped 1-bedroom apartment in the city.



"So that makes $1000 dollars with the water, cable, and garbage combined.and that doesn't even cover the rent." Lexi stated bluntly.



"What are we gonna do?!" Kelsey cried out. Both Lexi and Kelsey had been friends since high school and had moved into together shortly after they graduated. Lexi was a personal assistant to a wealthy couple on the East side until she was suddenly fired for reasons unknown to her, and Kelsey waited tables at a sleazy cocktail bar where the waitresses all had to wear these tight-fitting shirts and short skirts that showed off just a hint of her firmly shaped ass every time she bent over. Kelsey made decent money, but ever since Lexi had lost her job they have struggled to pay the bills.



"I don't know, I still haven't heard back from the last interview that I head, this isn't good." Lexi said



"Well I can't deal with this right now, I need to get the fuck outta here and think. Want to join me at Joey's?" Kelsey asked as she got up off the couch.



"Fuck it, might as well get drunk with the last $20 bucks we got." Lexi shrugged.



"Oh I do not plan on spending any money tonight, let's put on our best 'buy my sexy ass a shot' dresses and get some asshole to foot the bill." Kelsey said with a smirk.



Lexi thought about it for a second but realized that they weren't getting drunk on $20 bucks between the two of them, also they had taken advantage of their looks in the past to get free drinks.

The girls walked through the doors of their favorite local bar Joey's looking like a pair of perfect 10s. Kelsey had her platinum blonde hair down and straightened to silky smoothness, wearing a strappy red cocktail dress that was down to just above her knees but hugged her tits just right so they nearly popped out. Lexi had her hair pulled back in a tight ponytail and was wearing a short black dress that almost made her round bubble butt fall out, it was impossible to bend over without giving everyone a show.



They walked into the bar expecting to be eye fucked by every man in the place, they would have to probably come up with some sort of number system to keep track of who had first dibs on buying them drinks and complimenting them on how good they looked. But as the girls stood in the door way doing their best to suck in their stomachs and purse out their lips to make sure that they were looking their absolute hottest they noticed that there was literally no guys in the bar. In fact there was only 2 people in the bar, an old lady playing a tabletop machine smoking cigarettes and the bartenderwho was also an older lady.


"Well fuck-o, this isn't going to work" said Kelsey


The girls sat down at the bar and ordered two bud lights, cheers their bottles, and drank miserably as their free night out of drinking was a bust, just like everything else in their lives.

Just then the door of the bar swung open and in walked in a stunning women who definitely looked out of place in a place like this. She was tall, gorgeous long red hair done in large curls, amazing tits and hips to match, and the most perfect long legs. The mystery lady, dressed in a short trench coat with Shiny Silver heels sat down a couple seats down from Lexi and Kelsey.


"Hey there, I'll take a Marker's High Ball, light on the soda with a Patron Tequila chaser, please and thank you." The mystery woman said to the bar tender. She then proceeded to turn towards Lexi and Kesey to reach into her purse for her wallet. When doing so, her jacket opened slightly and both girls got a quick peek of what can only be described as a purple and silver retro space costume that was extremely low cut. Since it was in the middle of June, it was obviously not for a Halloween party.


"Going to have some fun tonight?" Lexi asked the Mystery lady with a smirk and motioned down to the slightly exposed portion of the lady's trench coat. The Mystery woman looked down and quickly corrected her jacket to conceal herself.


"Ha, you have no idea sweetie" The Mystery woman said rolling her eyes as she knocked back the shot of tequila.


"I'm Lexi and this is Kelsey, we came out looking for some fun tonight, buuuuuuut looks like this place is dead." Lexi shrugged.


"Hmmm, so you two would be up for some fun? How about you tag along with me tonight and I'll show you something I guarantee you've never seen." She said with a sly smirk and a wink.


"Sex club" Kelsey blurted out "It's a sex club isn't it? I've been there done that, nothing new or exciting there." Lexi looked shocked at Kelsey


"Um, Nonot exactly. Hey you want to tag along and get out of this shit hole? Or are you two much more boring than you look? Hell, you might even be able to make some money."


"Money!? Done I'm in, let's go!" Lexi exclaimed.


"Good, let's fucking scoot, my Uber is here. Oh, by the way, the name is Katrina, friends call me Kat." She said as she killed the Highball with one gulp and walked towards the door.


Twenty minutes later the three of them climbed out of their Uber in front of what looked like a typical run-down warehouse deep in an industrial park with no real descriptive landmarks. Kat pulled out a skinny cigar and a small box of wooden matches and proceeded to puff the cigar to life while quickly shaking out the match and discarding it.


"So, I'm confused" Kelsey admitted. "Where are we? How is this very murder-y warehouse district fun? You mentioned possible money? And you still haven't mentioned why you are dressed like an alien chick from Star Trek, What the fuck is going on?"


Kat took a long drag from her cigar and blew it out towards Kelsey's face causing her to cough a little.


"So, what do you girls know about WAM?" Kat asked Lexi and Kelsey as they cocked their heads slightly.


"You know what, never mind, it'll be better if it's a surprise." Kat said as she flipped her cigar into the street and walked towards the door in the side of the large warehouse and knocked three times. A small slot opened in the door and two suspicious eyes were starring out at the three of them.


"Password?" the pair of eyes asked the girls.


"I don't know" Kat said as she rolled her eyes. The small little slot closed sharply. A moment later there was a loud click and a sound of metal sliding against metal then the door slowly swung in ward open.


Kat walked in then turned around towards Lexi and Kelsey "You girls coming?" Lexi and Kelsey looked at each other, shrugged then stepped inside after Kat as the doors swung shut behind them.


Instantly Lexi could smell a slight sweet and sour aroma that had penetrated every corner of the building. She could also hear the faint cheers and yells of a large crowd. As Kat lead them deeper into the warehouse there was a large bar running across the right side of the area right next to a stair case that lead down into the basement. There was no one at the bar except the lone female bartender washing glassware and stocking bottles. The bartender was a curvy brunette with a ridiculously lowcut spaghetti strap white tank top showing off her ample cleavage, shorty short daisy duke jean shorts with a handful of ass hanging out of each cheek, and a crumple red cowboy hat on her head like the cherry on top of a delicious Sunday.


"You in a match tonight Kat?" the bartender asked.


"Nah, Trixie had to cancel, her flight back from Dubai has engine problems or some shit. I brought in these two for an exhibition match and at least get a finder's fee for tonight" Kat responded.


"Woah, ummm what exhibition match? Who is Trixie? What 'finder's fee'? You still haven't told us what this is all about! And what the fuck is that smell!" Kelsey yelled. Just then a massive roar of a crowd bellowed up through the stair case which cased both Kelsey and Lexi to jump but had no effect on the bartender and Kat.



"Calm your tits ladies." Kat said as she took off her trench coat and revealed her outfit to be what can only be described as a purple metallic retro space vixen costume that was a stage for her massive Double D breasts and hugged her supple ass. Kat handed her coat to the bartender and headed down the stairs.


"Oh come on girls, you've come this far, don't you want to see what's behind the curtain?" Kat said with a wink as she turned and continued down the stairs and out of sight.


Lexi turned to Kelsey "I mean she's right, we have come this far, plus what's the worst that could happen? We get killed in some sort of weird SAW like trap for a massive crowd of blood thirsty hillbilly mutant rapists?"


Both the bartender and Kelsey just stared at Lexi "Well Shit Lexi.yes, yes I think that is the fucking worst that could happen!"


The bartender placed two shot glasses on the bar and pour each girl a very healthy shot of Crown Royal. "Here girls, on the house, liquid courage, you're gonna need it"

Both girls quickly snatched up the shot and killed it off without much thinking and stared at the dark stair case leading down. Another massive cheer from the basement echoed up at the girls and they started to feel a rumble, something like 1000 people stomping. The girls grab each other's hand and walked down the steps into a world that would change their life forever.



The girls couldn't quite make out what they were looking at. What was thought to be a warehouse basement turned out to be a massive open space, about the size of half a soccer field that descended down to the center where a large cage was placed. The cage resembled something very close to what you would see UFC fighters face off in but the links were further apart to not block the crowd's view. The four sides leading into the middle were covered in bleacher seats. The seats were packed with standing, screaming people. Mostly men dressed like they were at a Boxing match in Vegas, but there were some women dressed to the nines as well. Every one of them cheering and stomping their feet, high fiving one another and completely focused on theevent that was taking place within the cage.



Lexi and Kelsey were looking at the cage trying to make sense what on earth was going on. The floor and the links of the cage were covered in what appeared to be cake or pie or some kind of cream. There were two women covered head to toe in cream, cake, and pie filling. They looked like human deserts to Lexi. Both women were stripped down to their under ware which appeared to be expensive lingerie with stockings and garter belts to match, one in white and the other in black.



*WAM!* The woman in the White threw a large, thick, cream pie into the other woman's face. The recipient didn't make a move to avoid the flying pie and only allowed the upper half of her body to rock back from the impact and wave her arms to the side a bit comically. The woman in black took two fingers and cleared out her pie covered eyes with indignity and made a overexaggerated show of being upset by the recent pie attack by putting her hands on her hips. She then walked over and picked up a round white cake that had little pink trim and carried over to the other girl very purposely and stopped right in front of her. The woman in black then held out the cake offering the other woman to take it from her. The woman in white had a worried look on her face and bit her lip slightly knowing what was about to happen with that cake, she then reached out and took it from her and held it out in front of herself. The woman in black nodded slightly in thanks then slipped both her hands underneath the cake and pick up the entire cake from its plate, doing her best to keep it totally intact. She then placed the cake on her own ample cleavage and pushed out her chest slightly. When she was happy with the cake's placement and her chest angle she looked up at the woman in white, reached both hands out and grabbed the back of the head with both hands and then pulled the woman's face down and deep into the cake balanced on her tits. The woman in white offered no resistance, she just hinged at her waist, threw her hands back, and allowed her face to be pulled deep into the cake, so far even that her face was pressed against the woman in black's tits. The crow went fucking nuts.

Lexi and Kelsey couldn't believe what they were watching.

Just then a loud horn sounded and the audience erupted once again and the lady in black raised both her hands in victory and cheered. The lady in white pulled her face out from her creamy tit cake and wiped her eyes clear and looked up at the score board that went unnoticed by Lexi and Kelsey before now. The scoreboard read 36 Home and 30 Away. The crowd continued to cheer wildly as a man in a red suit walked into the cage and raised the Women in Black's hand. The woman in white was visibly upset and pouted as she walked out of the cage.


"So what the shit are we looking at here?" Lexi said with a perplexed look on her face.


"This, is Pie Fight Club" Kat said as a matter of fact. "A couple years ago the small unknown fetish community called WAM started gaining MASSIVE popularity due to a bunch of kid shows bringing back Pie Gags. Forums lead to content sharing, content sharing lead to amateur production videos, then came professional production videos, and now we have live tit for tat pie fight action. This is the top tier of Pie Fetish entertainment." Kat said as she motioned with wide arms to the area before them.


"So people just sign up to throw pies at each other and pervs come and pay to watch?" Asked Kelsey.


"Beautiful women, get INVITED, to participate in a Pie Figame of creative slapstick, if you will." Kat said "See I know to the average bystander it just looks like those two women were just smashing baked confectioneries into each other's face but in reality, there are rules that cause them to interact with each other with quite a bit of skill and finesse."



Lexi and Kelsey just starred at her blankly with somewhat exaggerated looks of confusion on their faces.

Kat rolled her eyes in frustration." There is a scoring system in place for both the person throwing the pie and the person receiving the pie, the person or team with the most points wins the prize pool."


"Prize pool?" Both girls asked in unison. It was obvious that the mention of money got the interested seeing as their current financial situation was in dire straits.


"Yea you heard right, P-r-i-z-e P-o-o-l as in M-o-n-e-y. That match you just watched there the winner probably picked up cool 3K. Your match tonight will probably only get a third of that but it is amateur night." Kat said casually.


"Wow, that is some serious dough! I mean for what like 30 mins of having pies and cakes pushed in your face I mean I would.wait.did you say 'YOUR MATCH TONIGHT'?!" Kelsey asked surprised.


Kat turned to face both girls "Hey you girls said you wanted to have some fun tonight, I'm offering you two something FAR greater, a chance to not only be financially independent but the women in that cage COMMAND this arena, they control the crowd. Have you ever been a Rockstar or a professional athlete? Probably not, but this is a chance to feel what it's like to have a whole crowd screaming your name, rooting for you, loving you, WORSHIPPING YOU! It's a feeling like no other. I promise you, if you girls take a chance tonight, and leave everything you've got out there, it will change your lives forever."

Lexi and Kelsey looked at each other for a moment, both girls trying to find the other's response to this propose in each other's facial expression.



"And there is $1000 bucks in it for ya if you don't totally suck." Kat said


That's really all it took for Kelsey and Lexi to find themselves in a changing room off to the side of the stage, the room had several racks of costumes, mostly skimpy adult Halloween looking stuff, and on the other side of the room there were several chairs in front of mirrors for makeup presumably.


"So, what's the plan?" Lexi asked Kelsey while flipping through one of the racks of costumes.


"I dunno, I've seen a few chicks get pied on tv before, how hard can it be?" Kelsey shrugged


"Well let's just not go too crazy, let's slap a couple pies into each other's faces and call it good, we have rent to pay but don't need to destroy each other. Now let's just make sure that we never have to do this again ok?" Lexi said with a lecturing tone.


"Why do you say it like it's MY fault that we can't pay rent!? YOU didn't pay your half!" Kelsey exclaimed


"Last month I bought us the chocolate fountain! And this month I bought us tickets to see Sugar Ray! I am constantly buying things for us and I expect you to throw in your fair share!" Lexi retorted


"Whatever, that is bullshit and you know it." Kelsey said and left the argument there. Both girls were looking through the costumes now trying to pick out what to wear.


"Let's just do school girls or cheer leaders." Kelsey said frustrated.


"Fine, cheerleaders it is. I don't think these guys will care as long as our asses and tits are hanging out." Lexi said as she unzipped her dress. Both girls slipped out of the dresses they had on to reveal their see through under ware. The Cheerleader outfits didn't cover up much more though. Each costume was the same though a different main color, one red, one blue. The tops were a simple halter style that tied in front and left little to the imagination. They didn't have spanks so they just wore their thongs under the shortest of the short skirts that were provided, which caused the entirety of their asses to be seen when they bent over slightly. Lexi quickly tied her hair into two pig tails at either side of the top of her head while Kelsey just pulled her hair back into a tight pony tail.

The two girls looked each other over and admired how good they looked. Just then Kat knocked on the dressing room door and came in.


"You girls ready to rock?" Kat asked.


"Ok, are we really gonna do this?" Kelsey asked Lexi.


"Well we've come this far, let's just get it over with." Lexi said and both girls followed Kat out into the arena and were greeted with a roar from the crowd.


The girls could see the stage in the center of the chain link cage now. It had mostly cleaned up, you would have never thought there was a massive pie fight there 20 mins ago. On either side were two large tables with pies and cakes of different sizes and colors. In the center or the cage was a square table with two chairs on either side. Next to the table stood a man in an electric red tuxedo with slicked back black hair and had his eye brows dyed red to match his suit.


"Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen! Have we got a special treat for you this evening! Fresh meat!" The Ringmaster waved an arm over to showcase Lexi and Kelsey as they walked into the spot light on the stage.


"Ladies, introduce yourselves for the nice people!" The Ringmaster said to the girls.


"Kelsey" Kelsey said into the outstretched microphone quietly. Then the mic was swung away from her to Lexi.

"Ermm, Lexi" Lexi squeaked nervously.


"Alright Kelsey and Lexi! Since we are poppin' your Pie Fight cherries tonight let's go over the ruuuuuules! You girls take those pies and apply them to each other in anyway your dirty little minds can come up with! Each successful hit will acquire points, weak hits, or missed hits that are the throwers fault will result in less points or even negative points." The crowd collectively boo'd at that comment. "The receiver will also gain a few points for 'accepting' pie hits and providing the perfect target, they can also lose points by blocking, or turning away form hits. "This also received a healthy boo from the crowd. "Highest points at the end of 10 mins or when the pies run out, wins! Looks like we are ready to rumble! Let the Cheerleader Bake Sale begin! "


With that the Ringmaster bowed to another healthy roar of the crowd and stepped out of the cage as the door swung shut and was latched. Kelsey and Lexi just stood there and looked at each other for a moment.


"Shit.What the fuck do we do now?" Asked Kelsey in a panic.


"Exactly what we said we would do" Lexi said as she picked up a cream pie with shiny white cream topping and walked over towards Kelsey. Kelsey instinctively took a few steps back as Lexi advanced.


"So you think your pies are better than mine huh? You know that our school's pies have ALWAYS been better and your school always loses the annual Bake Sale Bake off!" Lexi said as she threatened Kelsey with the pie that she held in one hand like a waitress. Kelsey's eyes were locked on the pie and contemplating her fate but decided to swallow her pride, focus on the prize money that they both desperately needed for bills, and played along.


"You might THINK that your school has better pies, but it DEFINITELY has the BIGGEST SLUTS, and I do mean BIGGEST." Kelsey said with all the attitude that she could muster. She had to admit, it was kind fun to play a sexy character with all this attention. Both girls could feel the rapt attention and feverish excitement coming off of the audience, it was almost as if you could taste it in the air, but that was just the smell of the baked goods and creamy pies that surrounded them.

Just then Lexi let out a mocked gasp at Kelsey's rude dig and drew back her arm in preparation to throw the pie at Kelsey. As Lexi brought the pie forward she hesitated ever so slightly in fear of hitting Kelsey in the face too hard so the momentum of the pie throw was lost and impacted Kelsey's lower jaw and neck mostly. Kelsey also reacted and scrunched up her shoulders and turn away slightly right before the pie hit her. The crowd immediately groaned and boo'd at the weak delivery. The scoreboard responded by putting a -2 for Home and a -1 for Away.


"What the hell? Don't flinch like a little girl, you don't get us any points if you do that." Lexi scolded Kelsey under her breath so the mics placed around the stage didn't hear her.


"You got negative points too, bitch Kelsey said through gritted teeth. Both girls got back into character quickly. "


"AH! You bitch!" Kelsey exclaimed. "You think that was really smart?" Kelsey asked as she quickly slid a pie off the table and held it menacingly towards Lexi. As Kelsey motioned the pie towards Lexi, her cream covered hand lost its grip on the pie and it slipped off of her palm and fell clumsily to the floor. The audience began to turn on the two girls, and the boo's began to grow louder. The Away counter ticked away another couple of negative points stopping on -4.

Kat was sitting a couple rows back and put her face into her hands and shook her head.


"Fuck these girls are terrible." She muttered to herself.


Kelsey started to panic as she looked to Lexi for what to do next. The boo's and jeers from the audience were growing louder and louder. Kelsey just froze.



Kelsey stared at Lexi. "DO something!"


Lexi snapped back into the moment, leaned over the table filled to the brim with cakes and pies and picked up an overstuff Banana Cream Pie. She took one step closer to Kelsey, mouthed the word 'Sorry' then grabbed the back of Kelsey's head. Kelsey's eyes went wide in fight as she stared into the center of the pie a split second before Lexi slammed it into her face. The force of this hit looked like it would have knocked someone out, so hard in fact that the audience was subdued for the moment and waited in anticipation for Kelsey's response. Lexi let go of the back of Kelsey's head and the pie tin fell to the floor with a *KLANG*. Kelsey slowly raised a hand to her face and wiped out each out very slowly and very deliberately. Lexi could see her eyes peeking through the total destruction of mess that used to be Kelsey's gorgeous face and those eye's looked PISSED!

"Well then, now that I know what kind of fight this is gonna be" Kelsey said as she turned around to the table to select her revenge. Lexi was overcome with inspiration and knew that she had to continue her attack for the sake of the audience and for the prize money. Kelsey was bent at the waist as she scooped up a Banana Cream pie with extra topping, it was so large that she needed both hands to lift it comfortably. Mean while Lexi grabbed a thick Cherry Pie from the closest table to her and slipped in quickly behind Kelsey. Lexi lifted Kelsey's skirt to expose her tiny thong underwear for the audience to see, which of course got a loud approval cheer.

Kelsey's eyebrows shot up as she realized that her ass was exposed and could guess what was going to happen next. Kelsey looked down into the pie she was holding, realizing that selecting such a massive pie might be her down fall. Just then, Lexi swung the Cherry Pie hard into Kelsey's exposed ass which made a loud *THUMP* sound and forced Kelsey to lurch forward, smushing her own face into the pie that she was holding. Muffled screams of humiliation could be heard from Kelsey but were soon drowned out by the roar of the audience, and Lexi LOVED IT. Lexi could even see Kat standing and cheering for her performance.

Suddenly Kat stopped cheering and was frantically waving and pointing behind Lexi. Lexi looked back at Kat and cocked her eyebrows in confusion then suddenly her world went dark with a loud *SMASH*! Kelsey had used Lexi's momentary distraction to finally land a messy blow to her roommate and took two pies and sandwiched Lexi's head from behind. Lexi's entire face was obscured and covered where the pie tins met and extra pie filling oozed out from between the tins.

As the tins fell away and Lexi regained sign she saw Kelsey grabbing another pie and raising it one handed while she showcased it around to the audience which received a generous cheer, Kelsey was enjoying the attention and spectacle as well. As Lexi wiped more of the excess pie away from her face and hair, Kelsey walked over to her and stood for a moment and posed with a exaggerated should I do it? look on her face, to which the audience gave her the answer. Kelsey then fake stomped on Lexi's foot, this didn't hurt Lexi so Lexi just looked at her with a curious and confused look.


"Look down like it hurt idiot!" Kelsey whispered loudly to Lexi out of the corner of her mouth. Lexi then with a sudden jolt of understanding nodded as Kelsey stomped on her foot again, this time Lexi looked down and was immediately met with Kelsey upper cutting the pie she held into Lexi's face. Lexi held her face down into the pie for a few seconds to get the full affect and then slowly pulled her face up and wiped each eye for dramatic effect.


The score board read 18 Home and 22 Away, Lexi had to go on the offensive if she wanted to pull ahead of Kelsey. Lexi grabbed Kelsey by her pony tail and forced her to her knees. Kelsey of course was in no pain and put up an act like she was struggling to resist. Once Kelsey was on her knees she pouted and put on an exaggerated worried look on her face knowing that Lexi was going to get her back for that last hard hit. Lexi turned to the nearest table and walked towards it with a thick swagger to her sexy hips, scooping up a huge chocolate cream pie, which she quickly slipped out whole from its tin by grabbing the tin from the side and shimming it hard towards her open hand. Lexi then offered Kelsey the pie which she tentatively accepted with both hands right in front of her face. Kelsey's eyes got wide looking at the pie and thinking of how she would smash it into Lexi's pretty face. As Kelsey was starring at the pie right in front of her she noticed that Lexi was standing fairly close to her, in fact a little too close, and as Lexi turned around she noticed that Lexi's ass was at the perfect height to


Lexi thrust out her hips and ample ass to impact Kelsey's hands that were holding the pie which projected the pie that they were holding straight into Kelsey's face. The impact was so hard that Kelsey's hands smashed the intact pie crust and split it down the middle and drug it past either side of her head. 5 points ticked in favor of Lexi and the crowd went absolutely bonkers! Kat was stunned, she was surprised at how these two girls were such naturals. No pair of girls had gotten past 25 points in a match and both of these girls could do it tonight!


Kelsey slowly wiped her face clean and scouted the tables for what was left to hurl towards Lexi and pull out a win. Only two huge round chocolate cakes remained and Kelsey was determined to make sure at least one of them ended up covering Lexi's face. Kelsey ran over to the table and grabbed the cake by the cardboard carrying plate and quickly turned to Lexi, big mistake. With the force from her turn and not compensating for her stopping suddenly, the cake slid right off and landed, almost intact, with a dull thud. The scoreboard ticked away 2 points from Kelsey's total which left Lexi in the lead and almost 100% certain to be the victor. Now Lexi could have just accepted the win right there, but she wanted to please the CROWD. She waved her arms up and down to signal the crowd to really start yelling and they began to chant "Give her Cake! Give her Cake!" how could Lexi let them down?

Lexi grabbed Kelsey by the hand and lead her over to the chair that was seated at the table in the middle of the ring. Lexi slowly forced Kelsey to sit down and scooted her chair in, the look on Kelsey's face was that of bratty, pouty, misery as she knew she was beaten and knew that she had to accept her fate. Lexi place the last round chocolate cake on the table in front of Kelsey and leaned in to whisper Remember, this is our bill money and winked at her as she forced Kelsey to look down at the center of the cake and grabbed the back of her head to slowly lower her head down towards the cake. Kelsey looked on in exaggerated horror as the cake got closer and closer to her face. Then suddenly, about 3 inches before her face would impact all that thick creamy frosting Lexi lifted her hand. Kelsey held her head in place wondering what Lexi had up her sleeve. Lexi walked over to the dropped cake on the ground and very carefully scooped it up to keep it almost perfectly intact from its fallen position. Lexi carried the de-plated cake over towards the table and stepped up onto the other chair that sat across from Kelsey, then she stepped onto the table. What a sight, Lexi stood on the table in the center of the ring, covered in pie filling, dressed in a sexy cheerleader outfit, holding a cake with her bare hands while Kelsey sat in the chair bent over the table looking directly into a chocolate cake deep enough to submerge her entire head. To Lexi, it seemed like the entire crowd was dead silent, time stood still but in reality, the noise was defining and the energy and electricity was filling the air. Then without warning Lexi raised and slammed the cake she held into the back of Kelsey's head, which of course caused Kelsey's face to smash and be engulfed by the cake in front of her. Kelsey's entire head was one giant mound of cake as she sat there bent over the table, with her entire head encased between two huge cakes. The score board gave Lexi 5 points and Kelsey another 3 points, Lexi had won 30 to 25 and the audience was going absolutely bat shit. Kat even found herself yelling and cheering, she had to admit, watching those two go at it got her a bit excited, these girls were going to be a big deal.


After a few moments Kelsey raised her head from the cake mass that encased her face and stood up, feebly wiping away some of the chocolate cake that was still stuck to her. The door to the cage swung open and the ringmaster stepped back in and walked over to Lexi, raising her hand in victory.


"Can you believe it?! What a pair of naturals that we have here!" The ringmaster announced loudly to the cheering crowd. "I think we can expect some seriously messy and amazing things from these two! "

Kelsey and Lexi looked at each other and started to giggle, they both actually really enjoyed the whole experience and possibly got a little turned on by the energy and excitement. As Lexi and Kelsey left the cage and walked back to the dressing room to get cleaned up they saw Kat running up to them.


"That was INCREDIBLE! Who would've thought that a pair of noobies would put on such an epic fight like that! I'm serious, we need to team up, there is a lot of money to be made in this circuit, not to mention the world championship prize pool." Kat said to the two totally pie covered cheerleaders.


"World Championships?" Lexi and Kelsey said in unison.


"Oh yea, once every year the top teams from each league play off in a series of fights across the world to compete for the best. I mean this thing is huge! Brazil, Dubai, Germany, and of course, Japan! You and I could make one hell of a team, and maybe even have a shot at winning the whole thing!" Kat exclaimed.


Lexi and Kelsey looked at each other for a second, shrugged and said in unison "We're in!".