I had an idea for an x-rated, messy competition.

There are three teams of two women each. They are all wearing tight one piece swimsuits. Each team decided who will be the diver and who will be the receiver.

Each receiver takes off her swimsuit and lies down on a table with a cushion under her butt and spreads her legs. A massive, thick chocolate cream pie with no pie tin is set on top of her crotch and a whole giant can of whipped cream is emptied on top of it.

The divers, still wearing their suits are given swim caps and tiny swim goggles. They kneel in front of their receiver. At a start signal they each shove their faces into the pie in front of them and begin licking their partner. The first team to have their receiver reach orgasm wins. The last team to have their receiver reach orgasm gets punished.

Their punishment is to have the diver lose her suit and watch all four ladies from the other two teams get to shove pies in the face of her receiver. Then both have chocolate dumped over their heads by the other teams.