Nemesis Chapter 28

Bella then interrupted her sister in law. "Hearing that story back again, I can't help but think how strange that just two weeks later Ava and Alex were finished as a pair. From my point of view, there was no inclination that they were in trouble. On the other hand, that Ava and Emily would irrevocably fall out didn't surprise me in the slightest."

Sophie looked over at Bella in irritation. "It's probably not our place to tell Mia what happened at my wedding between Alex, Ava and Emily. That will be a story for another day. I think the water is hot enough now Mia."

Sophie handed Mia a small towel and guided the brunette towards the shower room. Mia slipped off her bra and panties and stood beneath the shower head. The warm water soothed her delicate skin as she brushed her hands through her hair. As she got out of the shower she realised that her underwear was pretty soiled with slime. Turning on the shower once more she rinsed them under the water and hung them in the radiator to dry. Mia then wrapped the towel around her body only to find that it was a bit short and barely covered her breasts and her hips at the same time. Wearing the towel she slipped out of the bathroom. Sophie called to her, "I'm afraid that your clothes aren't yet dry."

Mia suddenly had a thought and asked Sophie a question. "Whatever happened to Claire? Did the boys destroy her or take pity on the poor girl?" Sophie glanced over at Mia and sensed that she wasn't wearing anything under her towel. "Since you're interested, I can show you." "Show me?" asked Mia. "Yes, the boys took the liberty of filming Claire's humiliation. To make matters worse they then posted it on YouTube. But don't worry it's a private video, only her friends can see it."

Mia suddenly felt sorry for the poor redhead. As far as she knew, none of her friends had posted any of their private messy videos on YouTube, she would hate it if they did. Nonetheless, her messy trips to the Television studio were already posted everywhere online and she was about to embarrass herself in front of millions on the TV. She then reflected that Claire had been very mean to Emily and possibly deserved what happened to her. "Can I see it, by any chance?" Mia asked.

"I don't see why not" answered Sophie. "Come sit down on the sofa and I'll lend you my laptop." Mia smoothed down her towel and settled on the settee. Sophie hooked up her laptop to the TV and signed in to her google account. The video of Claire being gunged on the Hen do was part of a short playlist. Mia couldn't help but notice that the video of Claire was the latest entry, there were a couple of videos dating back over four years. The first one clearly showed Claire nervously facing the camera. Clearly she had got messy before. "Can I watch these videos too?" Mia asked, turning to Sophie. "Of course, but let me tell you about them first, for they are pretty epic." Sophie drawled as she settled down beside her. Bella then jumped onto the edge of the couch causing Mia's towel to slip down. She tried to protect her modesty but it was too late, her nip slip exposed her breasts to the two blondes beside her. Bella, grimaced at her clumsiness as Mia struggled to cover her boobs. "Goodness if you think that was embarrassing, just you wait to see what happens to these poor girls" laughed Sophie. "Now stop showing us your boobs and I'll begin."

"I find it amazing how we can all live in the same area and yet until a few weeks ago we had never met. You are a few years younger than me of course and more importantly we went to different schools. With the exception of the video of Claire at the hen do, these videos were all filmed at my local school by a lad called Jack. Jack was and still is your typical nerdy teenage boy who spends most of his spare time in front of computers. He does however know how to shoot and edit YouTube videos better than anybody that I know. Hence why, four years ago, when he was just fourteen, he was left in charge of filming a few clips for the school website and maths department. His blonde fringe and glasses may look rather scruffy in these old videos, but now that he's older, though not necessarily much taller (he's only five foot six), his curious look has now started to suit him. However back then, nearly every girl his age chose to ignore him, despite his burgeoning sexuality. Hence why many of the videos include far more chest and crotch shots than were truly necessary.

Two other people that I need to introduce to you are absolute legends: Miss Anna Lucey and Miss Pippa Young. Four years ago Anna and Pippa were two young teachers just starting out in their profession. Pippa was twenty-two during the first video and was in her second year of teaching Maths at our school. She never taught myself but Claire, Molly and Tiffany were in her A Level class and they all adored her. Standing at five foot seven, with her tumbling golden blonde hair and perfect cheek bones she was far too pretty to be a teacher, but it was her lifelong dream ever since she was a little girl. Apparently, she was a natural. You may have heard of Pippa's brother, Matty Young. He's now appearing on the teen soap Cherry Hill and is a bit of a teenage heartthrob, but back then he was simply a jobbing actor appearing in commercials. The point being is that Pippa certainly has the looks for television, just not the acting ability to go with it. Her comedy accents are terrible, especially her Brummie one. Nevertheless, she commands the respect and admiration of everyone she has taught; furthermore, all the boys unquestionably fancied her. She also has the reputation for being quite a practical joker especially when her housemate Anna is concerned.

Pippa had a long-term boyfriend in the army who spent months at a time living away. Hence, she was looking for a housemate to keep her company when Miss Lucey joined the school a year later. Anna, five foot four, was a year younger at twenty-one, when I was in my final year of school. She was fresh from university on a "Teach First" programme at my school where she taught PE. Though arguably not quite as beautiful as her housemate, she was still highly attractive. Very pretty and coquettish she wore a tad too much red tint in her long dark brown hair that a teacher ought to get away with. Her thick fringe covered most of her forehead, she often had to brush it out of the way when she spoke. Furthermore, she went around school in her tight short hockey skirts exposing her perfectly toned legs. A few of the older female teachers didn't approve, but our old headmaster, Mr Colin Wainwright, unsurprisingly seemed perfectly content with what Anna chose to wear. Colin had just turned fifty and his formally blonde locks had finally given up the ghost and turned grey. Nonetheless, despite his relatively short stature (five foot nine), his broad strapping shoulders persuaded himself that he was still a ladies man. Though old fashioned in his manners, he certainly wasn't a prude and his staff dress regulations were very slack to say the least. Anna though was perhaps the worst offender.

Being a PE teacher, it was Anna's job to make everyone do cross country in the pouring rain, hence no matter how hard she tried, she was never as popular with the kids as Pippa. As is often the case with female PE teachers, rumours abounded that she was secretly a lesbian. To be fair, Anna and Pippa have always been very close, but in this case the rumours were false. In reality, Anna was clearly interested in Gavin Hawkins, a handsome young science teacher, who she was always trying to impress. Mr Hawkins was twenty-four at the time and sported a generous amount of stubble that to everyone's surprise actually well complemented his foppish brown hair. At five foot ten, he wasn't the tallest teacher, but he was by the most physically imposing, and the most desired by all the female students. I most add, before we go any further, that Anna's brother, Marcus, is good friends with my husband and was present on his stag do. Hence, if you think that I know far more about my former teachers than you think is reasonable, blame Anna's blabbermouth brother.

In early March, a few months before Claire, Tiffany and Molly were due to sit their A level exams, Pippa approached her year thirteen class with an idea to film a short video to introduce the concept of pi to her low ability year nines (for it was soon to be pi day after all). Kyle, the boy who Claire had fancied for years rather jokingly suggested that they should include a few cream pies in the video for comedy value. Pippa's face lit up, this would be the perfect opportunity to play a prank on Anna. Kenny, one of the brightest students in the class pointed out that the class were due to sit a practice test on Friday, "How about the person who gets the lowest score takes a couple of pies in the face as punishment?" He suggested as he flicked his jagged blonde fringe off his face, his five-foot eight body slouched against the back of his chair.

Molly was worried. She wasn't particularly great at maths and had in fact only jut scraped through her As exam. She normally copied off Tiffany who was a genius. Fortunately, one of the boys was bound to lose as none of them ever did any work and they never bothered to revise. Tiffany prodded Molly in the ribs, "I'm going to enjoy slamming a pie in your face Mols" she teased. Claire turned around and mimed throwing a pie in Molly's face. All the girls knew that out of the female students, Molly was bound to get the lowest score. As the days went on, Molly began to get very nervous, so much so that she asked Tiffany to help her revise. Now Tiffany did desperately want to pie her friend, but she didn't want to let her down. If she asked for help, she would help her. The two friends stayed up all night revising and rocked into school the next day incredibly drowsy; in fact Molly fell asleep during Business Studies during the first period.

When she eventually roused from her sleep she was in for a big surprise. As luck would have it, all of the boys in her class were on a science trip to a local factory. Kenny had clearly known about this when he suggested that the lowest scorer be pied. The girls had been set up. The pi video would have to be filmed on Friday, they had to do the exam today. Molly looked around her and didn't fancy her chances. There were five other girls in her class, all far brainier than she was. Nonetheless, she settled down and completed the maths exam as best as she could. Pippa was secretly quite glad that all the boys had managed to wangle their way out of doing the test. Though she adored her female students she thought that they could all be taken down a peg or two. Molly in particularly was incredibly vain and self-centred. Tiffany was really quite bitchy and Claire spent all her lessons trying to flirt with Kyle, it was embarrassing, he clearly wasn't interested.

Wanting to remain impartial whilst marking, Pippa asked to swap maths papers with a colleague. This way, she would find out who had lost at the same time as everyone else. Two days later, she picked up the papers from her pigeon hole and headed over to her classroom. The boys had insisted on providing the supplies for the video and they hadn't disappointed. Sitting on the table were twelve custard pies, one chocolate pie, three buckets of custard and a bucket of cream. Kenny had also roped in his younger brother Jack to do the filming.

The girls meanwhile entered in trepidation. Fully expecting to lose, Molly was wearing a loose-fitting blue t-shirt and an old worn pair of jeans. Far more confident, Tiffany was wearing a light pink blouse and some garish red trousers. Though the outfit cost a lot of money and was clearly tempting fate, if there was ever a combination of clothes that deserved to be made mucky it was these. Claire arrived wearing a lovely green polka dot pastel dress whilst the other three girls turned up in their old unflattering sports kit. Pippa turned to Tiffany and Claire, "You do realise that one of you is going to be getting messy today, you're both wearing really nice outfits, and it would be a shame to get custard on them." "Don't worry" added Tiffany, "We all know that Molly is going to lose."

Pippa then picked up the papers and began to read out the results. "Tegan, eighty-two percent, Lauren seventy-six percent, Sandie eighty-six percent." Lauren, twirling her long pale brown hair in her hands, looked nervously over at the custard pies, fully aware that she so far had the lowest score. "Tiffany seventy-five percent." "What!" Shouted a shocked Tiffany. She was always at the top of the class, this was her lowest ever score. Maybe she shouldn't have stayed up all night helping Molly revise, perhaps she was so tired during the test that she made a few too many silly mistakes. "Molly, seventy-eight percent". Molly screamed with joy, she wasn't going to get pied, furthermore she had beaten Tiffany who had been so cocky all week and now she was losing. "Claire. Sixty-eight percent." Tiffany sighed a huge sigh of relief whilst Claire looked crestfallen. She hadn't been expecting to lose at all. "Claire, apparently you missed out a page completely, let that be an important lesson to you all."

The boys meanwhile were disappointed that Molly didn't lose but were looking forward to pieing the pretty redhead instead. Kenny began to introduce the concept of the video; it was pretty simple really, the boys clearly hadn't put much thought into the video's composition. All Claire had to do was stand next to various students and teachers who would read out a fact about pi before pieing her in the face. Molly adjusted Claire's dress down a little to expose more of her breasts, "you've got to give the year nines what they want love, we need to make sure that they will be listening."

The class made their way outside to the window by their classroom. Molly read out the first fact, "Pi is defined as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter" before slamming a pie straight into her friend's face. Still wearing her glasses, the pie stung a little. "Perhaps don't slam the pies so hard guys" suggested Pippa as Jack zoomed in on Claire's chest as cream dripped down onto her breasts. Humiliatingly for Claire, Kyle was up next, "Pi is irrational as it can't be written as a rational simple fraction." Kyle gently wiped the pie into Claire's face making sure to not leave one inch of her face clean. Tegan, rather sheepish in her slender five-foot-two frame, pushed her glasses back up her nose and gently tossed her blonde fringe from off her face before slamming a pie onto the top of Claire's head as she read out "In the Greek alphabet, pi is the sixteenth letter."

Tiffany barged past the protesting Sandie to the front. Intimidated by the class bitch, Sandie jumped backwards, stepping on the toes of poor Tegan in the process. Sandie shook her head in apology, waving her beach blonde hair as she swayed. Tiffany was actually an inch shorter than Sandie, but as already proved back in year nine, could easily have her in a fight. So Sandie disappeared back into the shadows and let Tiffany steal her turn. "There are no zeros in the first thirty-one digits of pi" Tiffany announced before gently pushing the pie tin into Claire's face so that it stuck to her cheeks. A few seconds later, Tiffany flicked the tin off just in time for Kyle to pour a bucket of custard over Claire's head. Pippa herself chose to have a go. "You can never find the true circumference or area of a circle because we can never find the true value of pi." Pippa tried throwing a pie at Claire but rather undercooked her aim.

Embarrassingly, the pie splattered against Claire's chest, much to the boy's amusement. Claire's form tutor, Miss Camille Dumont heard what was going on and insisted on pieing her tutee. Camille, twenty-five, was five foot seven with short black curly hair. She had recently moved over from France to teach French and had wormed her way into having a sixth form tutor group. She was also trying to worm her way into Gavin's affections and was thus Anna's main rival for the man. Camille was four years older than Anna and considerably more mature, making her a viable threat to Anna's short-term romantic plans. But her supposed level of maturity didn't stop her from wanting to pie Claire in the face. The boys handed her the chocolate pie, knowing full well that she was not one to waste such an opportunity. The French woman slammed the pie into Claire's face and rubbed it up and down four times, milking her appearance to the camera.

Tegan was the lucky victor who got to pour the bucket of cream over Claire. She aimed at least half of the bucket down Claire's dress, before rather unwittingly patting Claire on the boob. Jack was delighted to catch this on close up, this was much better than an hour of chemistry. Nervous looking Lauren was up next. Her entire five-foot-six figure shook in nervous fright. Holding the pie in her hands she glanced over at Claire who stuck out her tongue. "Pi day is celebrated on March 15th every year" Lauren mumbled into the camera. "No, it isn't" shouted Claire. "It's March 14th silly." Claire stole the pie from Lauren's trembling hands and slammed it into her pretty face. Suddenly blinded, Lauren failed to pre-empt the bucket of custard that Kenny then poured over her as punishment for getting her fact wrong. Claire couldn't help but cheer as she was glad that somebody else was getting messy besides her. The scene was reshot so that Lauren could get her fact right and get her own back on Claire by pieing her in the face. Molly then threw Claire a towel so that she could wipe herself down.

A few pies later and only two more remained. It was now break time so Anna had made her way down to the maths corridor. Pippa ushered her outside. "How would you like to pie one of my sixth formers?" She asked encouragingly. Wearing her tight-fitting hockey dress Anna sauntered over to the camera. Kyle handed her a pie and told her what to do. He wrote down a fact on a piece of card that he was holding behind the camera for her to read out. Claire trudged back into position once again, standing to Anna's right, whilst Pippa snuck up on Anna's left. "The first thirty-six digits of pi are known as the Ludolphine number." Anna turned to pie Claire in the face, but before she could Pippa slammed a cream pie into her own. Anna screamed in shock as her face became engulfed in cream. Once again, Claire took advantage of her tormentor's hesitation and stole the pie off the young teacher. Claire then smashed the pie into the brunettes' face as Kenny poured the final bucket of custard over his attractive teacher. Jack made sure that the camera lingered over the young brunette as Claire and Pippa high fived.

Lauren was then ushered back into shot as the rest of the class threw a dozen buckets of cold water at the three messy ladies in order to rinse them clean. Claire hugged the unwilling Lauren as Pippa turned a whole bucket of water over her housemates' head. Dripping and shivering, Anna was already plotting her revenge. Apparently, though the video is in all honesty actually of little educational value, all the maths teachers still use it in class to introduce the concept. There's even a link to it on the school website. This was the first messy video that I ever saw and it is still one of my favourites today."

Sophie replayed the video to Mia two more times who insisted on watching the scene of Anna's humiliation over and over, clearly taking a fancy to her pretty features. "I do hope that Anna gets her revenge on Pippa, is that what the next video is about? She certainly deserves it." "Well let's watch it and see" Sophie quickly shot back to her guest.