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Pessimistic Pussy
Story by Madelynex
Posted 8/4/16     229 views
Not another optimistic penis
Doesnt he know i come from Venis
Before he can get in my pant
Want to see a little Romance

Yes he is big but he is no
eyt pretty
They all look funy but neverwitty
Men and optimism between their legs
Not attractive when they beg

Need to wash not smell of cheese
Not in my crackers doesnt please
Stilton good on a plate with wine
Different matter in bed with whine

If I find one I can stand
I might hold it in my hand
If its good let it inside
Mind on housework as i ride
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