(Third and final story inspired by the videos and images of Yourpieboy, with some ideas from piesub)

Since the last messy humiliation at the hands of his two girlfriends, things had been going pretty well for John. He frequently met up with one or both young women for sex and luckily hadn't seen sigh of, let alone ended up wearing, a single pie. However recently things had taken a slight downward turn as Mindy had gone off on a Caribbean holiday with her family for a month and then Crystal announced she was heading off on a girl's weekend.

That meant John was alone for a whole weekend with no girlfriend. It wouldn't have been so bad if his son was staying but it was his ex-wife's turn to look after him. And thanks to the aftereffects of the pandemic, work was also in short supply. So, he was looking for something to occupy himself with when he got a call on his mobile. It wasn't from a recognised number but as he was bored and didn't have anything better to do, he decided to answer it.

It was Liz, the young women he'd accidentally awarded the baking competition to and who had seen him having messy sex afterwards. John knew that he would be in deep trouble if either Crystal or Mindy knew he was talking to her, and he should politely end the call straight away, but he didn't. It turned out that she was a great conversationist and it didn't hurt that John could still remember her amazing looks. They spent a good ten-minute chatting before she came to the point of the call.

"Do you want to take me to a party?" she asked.

He said yes without thinking. Liz told him to meet her in two hours and gave him an address at the other side of town. After she ended the call, John immediately went outside and gave his car a wash and valet on the inside. Then stripping out of his wet t-shirt and jeans, he jumped into the shower to get cleaned up. He put on clean underwear, a blue shirt, grey tie and matching black suit and shoes. Then after checking his breath, and gargling with some mouthwash, he headed out.

The trip across town was uneventful and John had almost reached his destination when he spotted a florist. Quickly pulling to the side, he jumped out of his car and dashed into the shop to purchase a dozen red roses before continuing his journey. It wasn't long before he parked up again, this time at the address Liz had given. As John got out of the car, he noticed Liz standing nearby dressed much like a cheerleader in a black vest top, pleated red miniskirt and her hair in ponytails.

As John made his way over to Liz, he noticed that she wasn't alone. Beside her was a young Asian woman wearing a short sailor's uniform and then there was the minibus. John had ignored it when he'd parked up but now, he was having to re-evaluate that decision especially as it was occupied by four young attractive women and all of them were dressed in different scanty outfits: one a nurse, another a French maid, the third a catwoman and the final one a cavegirl.

It suddenly dawned on John that he had misunderstood Liz's invitation. She hadn't asked him out on a date but simply wanted him to drive her, and her friends, to a party. He felt so stupid and wanted the ground to open up and swallow him whole but of course it didn't. He realised that he must look a complete fool to Liz and all her friends, and so he should. He was just glad that the situation couldn't get any more embarrassing.

"So, who's our driver?" a familiar voice said.

From the other side of the minibus emerged a tall darked-skinned young women dressed in a bunny girl costume. John was confused, until from behind this unknown woman stepped Crystal. She was Crystal dressed like a sexy version of Mrs Clause in a short red sparkling dress with white trim, matching hat, red tights and heels. Initially she looked surprised to see John, but as she noticed the bouquet of roses he was holding, and her mood changed.

Crystal snatched the flowers out of John's hands and threw them to the ground. Next, she strode over to the minibus and opening up the storage compartment took out a collapsible stool. She set the stool up against a nearby wall before returning to the storage compartment. This time she emerged dragging a trestle table which she set near the stool. Then indicating for John to take a seat on the stool, Crystal and her friend began to load up the table with cream pies from inside the minibus until it began to groan with the weight of them all.

Next Crystal picked up one of the pies and with Liz and their friends both in the minibus and outside watching, she walked over to John and slapped the pie into his face. One of the women started laughing and then they all joined in. Meanwhile Crystal went back to the trestle table and came back with two more pies. The first she ground into his face before taking the second pie and slamming down on top of his head.

John just sat their wishing he was anywhere else as Crystal continued to plaster him. She took two pies and sandwiched his head between them. And if it wasn't bad enough the catwoman stepped out of the minibus and taking out her mobile phone began to film John's humiliation. This prompted the three remaining women in the minibus to also get out just in time to see close up Crystal smash yet another pie into John's face.

After delivering the first six pies, Crystal seemed to be running out of ideas as she wasn't used to doing it solo. Usually, she and Mindy would play off one another as they competed to debase John. So, she took the unusual step of picking up a pie and holding it out towards Liz who jumped back initially thinking Crystal was doing to hit her with the pie. When that didn't happen, she gratefully accepted the gift and with encouragement from Crystal and all their friends, stepped over to John.

Liz slapped the pie into his face before high fiving Crystal. Then the two of them then really went to town on John, taking turns pieing him. Initially they aimed just for his face, but it wasn't long before they began to vary their target striking his shoulders, chest and even his crotch. It wasn't long before John was totally coated in pie filing and there were still six pies remaining. Crystal turned to her watching friends and smiled at them.

"Why don't you all have a go" Crystal suggested.

They all enthusiastically agreed and were handed a pie as they lined up much like a conga line beside John. First up was Liz's friend dressed as a sailor who stepped up and delivered her pie to John's face. Next was the nurse who couldn't help jingling her impressive chest in front of John before pieing him. Then the cavegirl hit him with her pie followed closely by the French maid. The woman in the tight fitting catsuit pied him whilst still filming everything on her phone leaving the final pie to Crystal's friend in the bunny girl uniform.

John wiped the pie cream from out of his eyes to see that the young women had piled into the minibus with Liz taking the driver's seat. She gave him a sly wink which momentarily distracted him from realising that Crystal was beside him and had a bucket filled with cake icing which she poured over him before dropping the bucket over his head. John just sat there completely humiliated as moments later he felt the vibrations of the minibus start up and drive off.

The end.