Optimistic Penis

My penis is an optimist
Hopes to be loved and kissed
Often stands proud and tall
When no hope of sex at all

Comes out of hibernation
And wants to take a vacation
Hints by putting up a trouser tent
Such optimism you cant dent

Through my penis's japseye
Beauty around me it does spy
Although kept within the dark
Always wants to make its mark

Beauty is found in the bellend
If you ring it it will send
A message of its grateful pleasure
As it plunders your sweet treasure

My penis is an optimist
A treat that should not be missed
Working hard thrust after thrust
Bringing joy to others is a must