I was working for a property company and tried to help the company to force some of the old shop owners to sell their shops. One day I planned to go to a bakery shop and I wore a nice dark navy suit, white shirt and a light blue tie. In the beginning, I was very arrogant as usual and tried to tell the shop owner that their shop was not worth a penny and forced them to sell at a relatively cheap price. The shop owner and staff were fed up by my arrogance and would like to give me a good lesson

They asked me if I had tried their bakery, I said no. Then they said they could give me a special treat. When I wondered how come they were so nice to me even I was trying to force them to sell their shop, they took me to the kitchen, and told me to close my eyes which I could fully enjoyed this treat, and I did follow and had my eyes closed. Suddenly I felt someone pushed me to a metal rack and tried to lift my arms, I tried to open my eyes but it was too late, I found myself tied up in a huge rack that you usually used it for putting bread that were just baked.

I asked the shop owner why were you tieing me up, they replied to me that this special treat had to feel it in all dimensions. I noticed that some of the staff took out a couple boxes of eggs, they said to make a cake they needed eggs, and then they put a few eggs on top of my head. The egg yolk and egg white dripped down from my head to my nice navy suit and stained my white shirt and my light blue tie.

"Not enough eggs." the shop owner said, then some of his staff stood from a distance, threw a few more eggs to me. I looked at my suit and I found that it was soaked with eggs and smelled stink.

"Now it looks good, the yellow looks nice on navy blue." The shop owner laughed and said. "But I think we need something thick on it." Then the staff came over and poured a bucket of custard over my head, my eyes were covered by custard but when I could finally see things, I could see the custard fully covered myself and my suit.

They said for the next step, the cake required double cream, while I was still wondering what they would do to me, I noticed they took out a few bottles of double cream and poured them from my head one by one. Now my suit was covered by another layer of thick white liquid which my original dark navy colour of my suit was hardly be seen.

"Now you can feel the treat in whole process, but I forget to let you taste the final product!" The shop owner said. While I was thinking finally they could allow me to taste the cake. They took out a few cakes, which were creamy custard pies actually, they first threw a few pies on my face, and then a couple on my suit and trousers to let my whole body tasting the cake. I could taste a bit of the pies as the pies were left on my face.

"This is perfect!" The shop owner said and looked at his staff and laughed.

They left me on the rack for a while, my suit was fully ruined, as it was covered by eggs, custard, cream and pies. When they came back, they teased at my dirtiness and said I needed to be cleaned up, so they used a hose to clean me up, my suit was clean now but fully soaked

I went back to the company with a soaked suit, my manager was so angry that I didn't do the job well. "You probably need some coffee after eating great pies." He said and then he poured me with coffee which he was holding at the moment. Leaving my suit with coffee stain in the end