Well, my moment finally as here. I was going to finally fufill my dream of working on set for a wam video site! A friend on UMD gave me the the tip and I looked into it. I was new to the area, but had a good house in a safe neighborhood and a job in graphic design that paid the bills. It was my skills in photoshop that got me the side job over so many wamers interested. I was beaming.

Trying to calm down as I entered the building, I walked in to see a small waiting room and an empty front desk. At thins time I began to worry about either looking lke a fool trying to apply for a ridiculous job that I wouldn't know where to begin in explaining, or that the door behind me would lock and I'd me mugged!

Finally, I saw a younger woman (about my age) come out behind the desk from a room nearby. "Hello," she said very pleasantly " can I help you?" Just looking at her for the first time and hearing her voice made me realise how much she could help me. Her beautiful brown hair with a slight touch or red highlighting brought her face to life. It was slightly tan and definately not pasty looking or anything, but she wasn't brown or red with a tan either, which I thought was good and looked nice. She had a white office shirt on. I thought I could see her bra, although it wasn't like it dark for everyone to see. She had light red lipstick on and a basic pink skirt down to her knees. She was wearing some white heeled sandels and had some light but noticable blue eyeligner on. Beautiful but naturall, except for her biggest body parts, the ones most inportant for any woman, brests, butt, eyes, smile, and from her personality heart. So far though I'd say it were her boobs that were biggest, but I figured that could change soon enough. They weren't really unnatural to me, but man did they look impressive. i just wanted to...

"Excuse me?" She said awkwardly but politely. OMG!!! I was thinking of her that whole time! WAS I staring!? Oh, man I must seem like a perv. to her! "God, I'm sorry, I got lost in thought for a second there." Great, I brought God into it. I'm definately not a big Christian or Jew or anything and definately have a few problems with the way he does things, but I had no idea what her viewpoints on life were. This could be bad for the job, let alone the relationship (if either were really there for me to obtain).

Being cautious, in case i had the wrong place, I said "Yes, I was looking for (insert adress). I thought this was it, correct?" No duh, i thought afterwards, but politely she replied "Yep, this is it!" I began to feel relieved until she grabbed the folder in my hand with my application. My wam art wasn't in that one, nor my favorite pictures, which were in another seperate vanilla envelope because I figured if this was the wrong place she would certainly have a lot of awkward questions for me to answer. I tried to keep my cool and remain calm, but man if this was a setup i swore I was gonna...

"You're hear for the set job, right?" (phew) "Yes ma'am" I responded politely, suddenly playing back in my mind how I responded. ( "Ma'am!?" Shes probably 24 not 42!") I felt a frog in my throat. as I said, "I , uhh..was supposed to ask for Carol."

"That's me! Nice to meet you!" She reached her hand out. Surprised that it was going so well still and that i still had a shot at both the job and the girl, my reaction time was a little off, but I said "Dan, nice to meet you Carol." and reached my hand out too. As we shook I felt her cool hand on mine, noticing her pail nail pollish. I felt so comfortable and yet so nervous all at the same time. At first it felt nerveracking, but started to be a little enjoyable. I tried to smile not realising that I have the worse smile. Ever since i had braces I never liked showing my teeth.

Anyway, she smiled back, not showing her teeth either, just moving her head to the side and closing her eyes a little pleasantly. "Nice to meet you to Dan!" She said almost a little sexually to me, at least it seemed like it to me, she may not have even been trying to. After all, its' me right? Why would she...?

Shocked and suddenly blushing red she quickly pulled back and gaspes. (Ow, what now, I haven't even done anything yet, I was doing so good too) "Oh my gosh, I'm sorry! I uhh, wasn't trying to..." Somehow I knew exactly what she meant. I replied, "No, its' alright." After pausing I said 'Do be honest I thought I was doing the same to you accidently." I felt myself blush and began to lower my head when she gave off the most beautiful pink blush I had ever scene before in my life! "Was this real? Did I crash on the way over here? Am I still asleep?" She said, "No, you're fine! You're hear about the wam graphic design job too, aren't you?"

Feeling the butterflies slowly comming out of my mouth from my stomache I gave a confident 'Yes. I've always enjoyed it and would be glad to be apart of it." "O.K., great!" She replied" We really don't have many guys on staff. Some just do lifting, but thats' about it. The girls end up doing most of the work. After all, we're still kind of new to the buisness. It should be nice to have a nice guy's perspective on how it should be.
Oh my God, I'm sorry! I'm rambling aren't I, I..I..."

This was a big rush to me in my head, but something inside just told me to go for it, a feeling of confidence I hadn't felt in a long time. I put my hands on her shoulders and said "It's ok,; you're acting fine." Her eyes began to stare into mine. I gave a confident smile, but she just kind of looked puzzled. A little disappointed, I puled back and said, "Sorry, I did't mean to.." As I pulled my hands halfway back across the table she gently grasped them and said "No, it's o.k. You're...sweet...fine." We stared a little more and I saw her laugh lightly a little nervously. I wanted to laugh too, but I never was able to feel good my laughs in a long time either, so I just smiled confidently again, surprised my face was still coordinated and memorable enough too.

There was a nock at the door where Carol came in, and two girls were smiling at her. One waved with a smile, while the other motioned for Carol to come back (seemingly trying to hold back laughter.). Our hands seperated and she grabbed the folder and said, "Umm..you can just have a seat there for now", she said, reaching for my envelope. "O.K. I said, and I slowly handed her the wam envelope, almost like it were just in case I never saw her beautiful face again. She placed her hand on it, partly touching the tip of my finger with hers and taking one last leap of faith I said 'Try not to keep me waiting, ok?" Se smiled and nodded and said "O.K. you be good! I'll be right back."




I sat for what felt like forever thinking what woiuld happen now, wondering if I had said the right things. I played my memory back in my head to check, but partly to also make sure I didn't forget that first moment when...I was jumping ahead of myself, nothing is certain right now. I saw Carol move towards the door, but get pulled back by one of the girls. I thought I saw another peek through. Nervously and not really thinking, I waved nervously but politely. They stared and one even began to wave back when the others pulled themselves together in a huddle of some sort. I felt like I really had a shot! I didn't want to get too confident, but i wanted to keep some momentum going.

For the last half of my time waiting I just sat calmly and cleared my mind, sitting straight back in my chair and closing my eyes. The tought of her pieing me in this position crossed my mind once, making my penis jolt up for a sec., but I got back on track, ready to take on the world!

Finally ( Carol came back out in her same clothes (although for some reason I could no longer see the bra, maybe I was maturing? nah. that can't be it) "We're ready to see you now Dan". She motioned with her finger and almost winked as I got up. It was time.

I walked through a hallway through what was actually complete silence with no one around, although my mind was racing again. I kept it real though and just followed her back to a bigger room with almost a Dr.'s office kind of feel to it (looking at her big beautiful but only once. ...ok twice, and I could see a black...thong!?!? no, that doesn't seem right. why would she change before...my mind stopped. only my legs were moving. was she an actess too? would this be "hands on" ?) I didn't really panic but walked a little puzzled up to her as she opened a door for me. I said thanks and she smiled with her arm out towards the room and her back against the door.

I stepped in and sat down on a bench. She closed the door. She didn't lock it, and I wasn't sure if that was a good thing or a bad sign. Now for the fun part:

"So, we reviewed your work and pictures and we think that you would do great as a member of our staff! Your work and favorites are tasteful. Uhh...literally" She smiled showing her teeth but then her face returned to here origional position. "Thanks, that's great!" I replied, getting up about ready to hug her, but she just kept looking at me. "Is, here a problem?" I asked her. "Oh, no, your fine." She said very calmly, with a neat look in her eyes. "There's just one part of the test left. If you'll give me a few more minutes, I'll be right back and we'll be ready to begin." "Ok, great, take your time. "She looked at me for a while and eventually walked into an open room with tiling.

Could I...would she...she said the had a need for lifters or something. I can't imagine things being to heavy. What could she want me to do? Best case senerio, I had my usual cargo shorts and a blue t-shirt on with my white short socks and sneekers, presentable, but expendable should anything messy happen, accidently or not. I never felt comfortable with getting messy for fun randomly. It was all a silly sex thing to me, but i figured different things are possible and I have to be ready for them.

She came out with a few supplies and had her hips out, almost swaying them, when she found she was having trouble pushing it out. Not really thinking about it or trying to go to her rescue or something, i got up from the bench and with out asking pulled the trolley of equipment out the rest of the way with the other side's handle. It was a little heavy, but I did fine. If it means working with what I love doing what I love with people that have the same love as I do then I'll cope just fine.

"Than you, sir!" She said slightly flirting. "No problamo."I responded and we giggled some, looking at each other I coould see her pearly whites and I thought she could see mine, but I really didn't care anymore. I felt comfortable around her, like she would never betray me or anything like that. Of course, theres maybe a chance for a prank. Then again, paperwork refreains any pictures or video's being released without consent. Who would believe her that I was in a room filled with cute girls anyway? Besides, I wouldn't mind sneaking up behind her with a bucket of green thich flowing slime or slipping a pie onto her seat ; )
(Oh, put a leash on it! I said to myself.)

At last, the moment came, the moment I had been waiting for all of my life ever since i could remember.

"Now, as I said before we are a bit short handed on set. Girls arent very muscular persay here, as you already have probably noticed, but..."
"Nah" I said.
"...Nah what?" she replied
"You're still strong. i see some muscles under that shirt."
"Aww, you're spoiling me! ; )"
"Want me to stop?" We stared again for a little while
"No." She said, our smiles still showing. Somehow I new that it was now going to happen.
"Anyway, good..." she continued.
"Not only can our girls not use the equipment to well, but we can't lift buckets up ladders or throw anything very far either."
"Well, whatever would you need to do that for, my dear Caroline."
"We stared again for a while until she couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing hysterically, almost beginning to cry" It was the most beautiful thing I had ever saw. I would do anything I thought that I could to keep seeing that, maybe even for the rest of my life."
"Are you sure you're in the right place?" she asked, still laughing up a storm
"Yes, there's nowhere else I would rather be."
"...I'm glad. Me either!" We were back to just smiling.
"So, are you ready to learn the basics?" she asked
'Definatley!" i was never more sure of anything in my life.

She lifted the blanket covering what was underneath. There were cameras and lighting, but also pie tins, shaving cream, green dye, pie crusts and boxes of cake mix."
"Here we go"
I had never done anything related to making wam products in my life, but I definately didn't want her to know that. We went over lighting and pictures as well as making the mess and stuff for what seemed like hours. Still, I enjoyed every minute of it! Even if I didn't get messy with her (today), it was great just talking with her and being around her...next to her...beside her.

We had about everything ready for a small shoot for maybe two actors. "Are you ready for the fun part?" She said. On a more serious note, I replied that I had already had an extremely great time learning more about what I love and how it is all possible. "Good, cause its' about to get even better!! ; )"

She grabbed a pie, and I began to feel like I was ascending into heaven, or was I already there?

"Now, it's important tto have great fourms in hitting someone with a pie for the best affect and coverage, although everyone seems to have their own unique aspects of doing it. I look forward to seeing yours soon, but right now I think its' a good idea to get the FEEL for what a great pie in the face is like. Are you ready."
Ok, we all know that I am extremely ready for this, but I didn't want the feeling of my first pie in the face to feel like i was being owned or used, WHICH I"M SURE IT WOULDNT BE, but still. anyway, there was something I had planned for my first occasion that I still wanted to try. calmly explained what I wanted to do with her, not to her. She laughed and joked like she was still thinking about it, the pie in her hand, when we both knew the answer was yes.
Embarassed, but comfortable, I took of my shirt and she unbuttoned hers, revealing her big chest in a pink bra. I thought something was different!
We got close and were giggling hysterically with are eyes on each other, sexually nervous but feeling compete trust in one another
Dan: "One?"
Carol"two.
(together) "THREE!!!"
I felt the cool sensation of pie on my face with crust flying around my head. I felt the tin still in Carol's hand slowly twist over my face. My hand felt rubbing back and forth as I heard a little pastey splay hit somewhere. My hand pulled towards me and I heard the sexiest, most happy laugh I thought I would ever hear in my life.I felt the pie tin pull away from my face also and heard the pie tin hit the floor. Happily I wanted to open my eyes and see the laughing face of an angel, but rather than wiping my eyes i slowly opened them to feel the substance on my face for as long as possible.
It was a little hard to tell at first with all of the yummy cream in the way, but I could see the best smile in the world , hidden under its' own layer of white fluffy goodness!!!

IT WAS A MUTUAL PIEING!!! Just like I envisioned my first pieing being like with a beautiful kind hearted woman to show me the way to happiness.

'While I still can't see, I'm going to use feeling to test if you know your stuff." she said., her eyes still covered in pie, the mascerra on her eye showing a little on the fluff (wouldn't stop me from licking it all off, but I definately didn't want to push it.)
Pie me in the same fassion I did you." That was my assignment. She opened her eyes through the shaving cream, moving a piece of pie crust but still keeping as much on her as possible. She ended up doing her hair ino a pony tail, with shaving cream still on the bangs! (She even ever so gently slid back the rest of the cream on her hair throughout her georgious brown hair. As she unbuttoned her shirt the rest of the way, I could see the splat of cream had gotten perfectly onto her chest. I had to do it! As she frusterated with one of the buuttons, I gently helped undo them. Her eyes closed, feeling my hands against her and savoring it! Her eyes opened to see me with the pie already in hand that I reached around her for during her little "experience". I winked, she nodded. But before she closed her eyes I went to her chest with my two fingers, bubbed the glob of cream off of her chest and stuck it in my mouth. She started to laugh again. I appologised just in case and she said 'No you're fine, but it's too late now. Now I'm gonna get you!"

Smilng I listened as she gave me another pie and asked me to keep them balanced finmy hands for a surprise later. She grabbed two more pies and let me have it baby! I got the perfect pie sandwhich!! As the tins left my cheeks I began to smile, but not before the two pies disappeared from my hands and rubbed against my face ant the top of my head!! She laughed hysterically and I couldn't have been happier with it! I said thanks and got a you're welcome back. I sat down in a lawn chair and opend my arms for the best hug ever, and boy did I get it! Still standing, Carol's brests went into my face as she fubbed my hair, slowly caressing me. So this is what heaven feels like!
I heard "One more thing and you can go to town on me!!" Excited I looked up as she releaced my head and I said "Anything for you, beautiful!"
"Aww...you're the best. Hang on honey, I got something for you." She grabbed a bucket of slime as i stayed seated obediantly in the chair!
"Ready my love?! She asked"
(I really wanted to ask right then and there if she loved me back, but I was a good boy and waited.)
"Look up" I heard. Smiling I looked up with my head and felt the cool sensation of slime rinning down my head down to my pants.
As I lowered my head with the slime reaching my Hanes, she unbuttoned my pants them and took them off me! I was hard before, but this made it go wild ! She was shocked to see it there in its prime.
"Only for you baby, my turn?" I asked. "You bet, sexy" was her responce and i got down to it, taking of my slimy socks and shoes.

I began to caress her brest again, when she moved my hand behind her back to get her bra off! Sadly, I had to reveal my secret.
Carol, I uh" Her eyes opened wide and gasped "you're taken!?!?" No I replied quick as lightnig. I've never...done this before." You're a wam virgin?" she asked, the shock leaving her face? "Not anymore !" as I say her smile come back "but, I'm ... a virgin" She was shocked, almost as if I couldn't have gotten this far without that."
"Well..I...kinda just met you Dan..." Carol replied.
NO im not asking."
I replied quick again
Oh, ok, so...um..." she stumbed...
"I just, I only bring it up because I..haven't undone a bra before.
Some of the girls must have heard Carols sochcked voice and ran back, their jackets on about ready to close for the night. She calmly said its okay, go ahead, I'll lock up.' they must have read her lips and went on there way (the one took a little while to leave the window, and she wasn't looking at Carol either.)

Carol, after a little while said "Well then, i guess thats whats next on our lesson : )" Eyes wide open with a big mile I said, ok, great! umm..thank you!!"
"No, no, thank you Dan." She bent over to my ear and whispered over so sensually "I'm a virgin too )" Before I could react, I felt two pies go down my underware! One cool sensation against my dick and the other in my crack!'

to be continued...sorry : ( (Updated December 2011)