My WAM sex fantasy

the thoughts/desires written in this story are all true,but the story itself is a work of fiction as i've yet to find someone to do this to me.

My ultimate WAM sex fantasy would be to meet a guy at a local hotel after chatting a bit and exchanging photos. He says he wants to trash me head to toe,i say that's what i want. Little did i realise that on the table behind him while i'm not looking he grabs a banana cream pie. Before i know it *SPLAT* he shoves it right in my face. Already i've got a boner and the session has barely started.He orders me to sit down on a nearby chair and he pours a bucket of thick green slime over my head. The feeling of cool green slime running down my face and chest is amazing.He grabs another pie but rather than hit me with it,he pulls down his pants to show he's wearing no underwear and smashes the pie in his butt. He says to me 'you better get your tongue in there and clean it all up' Naturally being the obediant pig that i am i dive in there faster than the energiser bunny.Soon as i bury my face in his hairy ass the smell hits me. It smells rank,like he hasn't showered for days.It's like this guy is reading my thoughts and knows exactly how to turn me on.As i'm inhaling the hot smells of his rank ass i feel another bucket of green slime get poured down my back and into my underwear. My jocks are full of slime,and i'm thinkig what joys could be next when he pulls me out of his stinky butt and hits me with a pie sandwich. 'We gotta get those clothes off you' he says. He goes to the kitchen and comes back with a large tray of foodstuffs including custard,beans,gravy and honey. He pours the gravy,custard and beans over my head which ruins my shirt and pants.So i strip off,and reveal to him that i'm not wearing underwear either.He grabs a handful of honey and rubs it into each armpit.I don't need to be told what to do next so i grab one of his arms and lift it up. I can smell his pits from here,they completely stink.I dive in making sure i moisten each hair to clean off the honey.For the finale he pies himself in his crotch.I desperately want to suck the pie off his cock but he says that's for another time. He pies my ass and then puts his pie covered cock into my tight ass.I can't hold it any longer and start to release the cum from my balls. a half hour later we're both laying together holding each other...still messy. We make a date to do this again soon.