Trashed Football Gear:I accomplished my mission the other night. Still trying to learn my video editor software, but I got some great vids and stills of the extreme mess I made of myself and uniform.

I started by dumping about 2 gallons of tan goop down my compression shirt and it gushed into my compression shorts and ballooned them out when I pulled out the waistband. The tan slime seeped through the shorts and stained my pants mainly in the crotch. Finally the muck started leaking out of the bottom of the shorts and left a tan trail down the legs of my pants. I noticed that my pants were starting to let the sludge leech through the material a little. I stood still and let the Natrosol mixture do its thing.

I refilled my compression shirt and let the load surge into my shorts inflating them more than the first dump. Since the shorts were already sopping, the ooze bled through the shorts (and my pants a lot faster - more like a slow, steady flow this time.) I did some squats the slime finally rushed down my legs and filled the bottom of my trashed white practice pants, expanding them and filling them almost to my thigh pads before the weight was too much and the slime started freely squirting out the bottom and running down my socks into my brand new cleats. I refilled my shirt - front and back - with a darker tan batch of slime and repeated the above steps. Since I made sure that some of the slime went down my back and into my pants leaving a stain, I had to do a pie sit to be sure I had total rear coverage. I did.

I had about 2 gallons of dark brown mix and basically just poured it wherever seemed like a good idea. I filled my helmet and squashed it on my head. It made a great sound of splashing and splattering at first, but some gunge was still in between the pads and it slowly trickled into my hair, down my face and neck and down into my jersey - that was awesome!

Finally, I took off my cleats and filled them and put them back on. I dunked the forearm pads and socks, making sure I squeezed the slop to get them completely saturated and put them back on. The forearm pads were surprisingly heavy and kept dripping for quite a while.

I have all my gear soaking to clean the brown out, but I don't think my socks or forearm pads are ever going to be white again - they look like they're going to match my stained practice pants. I guess that's why it's my practice gear!

God willing, pics and vids should be up later tonight.

Peace.