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My Birthday Thank You
Story by Mr.Wammer
Posted 5/26/19     810 views
Today is my 20th birthday, and also my one year anniversary of being on UMD. I gotta say, when I first joined UMD I was scared that people would start trying to hit on me or pry private information. I thought this place was where the "weird" people went.

But now, I've met tons of fantastic and wonderful people on here who, like me, just love getting messy. So I want to thank you guys for making this place feel like home to me, I hope to bring even more content to my page and my store.

I'll see you guys around. Pie!

*Karma instantly hit Noah as soon as he made that pun, because he fell into a vat of shaving cream and has been stuck in it the rest of the day*
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