Ladies get booked for the calendar for a number of reasons, some for publicity, some to raise cash for charity, some just to be in with the trendy crowd, some for other reasons. The photos from each month form the printed calendar, which is sold to raise cash for the cause. The multiple camera video version is sold for a further premium. Ladies can manage their own entry or can be helped out by 'Helping Hands' the masked calendar manager who bears a striking resemblance to the Phantom Flan Flinger from Tiswas of many years ago.

The PR department at Fox have decided that it is a good idea to be associated with the WAM calendar and their news presenter Jillian Mele has been 'volunteered' to make an entry!

Jillian walks onto the stage visibly a bit nervous about what is going to happen to her but still managing a smile. Jillian is looking stunning in a tight orange long sleeved top, a black knee-length black skirt, simple gloss black heels and a leaf themed gold necklace. Jillian's dirty blonde, long hair looks great falling well below her shoulders in gentle curls. Needless to say Jillian's makeup is as ever perfect.

The side boards are as usually loaded with a fine selection of messy food. It's clear this will be an assisted entry because Helping Hands is also on stage in his enigmatic black outfit. HH gives Jillian a friendly wave, Jillian nervously returns it. Jillian spots a small pile of paper on the side and picks it up and she proceeds to the front of the stage and stands looking at the camera in her news presenter mode, with her professional smile. HH comes and stands just behind her looking her up and down This becomes the before main photo.

HH steps out of frame and Jillian looks at her notes and starts to read the 'news'. Jillian says "Hello and welcome to my news update. I have lots of interesting and varied stories in the roundup today. But first I want to make sure all you viewers are aware that it is National Hat Day!" Behind Jillian is HH with a nice black wide brimmed hat, which he is filling with custard.

Jillian continues "I think Hat Day is a great idea and I am very happy to be supporting it". HH is now topping the custard filled hat with lots of whipped cream from a large can of the stuff.

Jillian concludes by saying "I encourage everyone to try a hat today and mark this fun day in the proper way!" And with that HH puts the black hat on Jillian's head, pushing it firmly down into place.

Of course, custard streaked with cream gushes out of the hat over Jillian's long hair and over part of her smiling face. Jillian's shoulders are liberally covered in the creamy mess. Jillian carries on grinning for a moment or two until HH lifts the hat back off her head, with an audible sucking 'Shlurp' noise. The mess of Jillian's hair is now plain to see.

Jillian wipes her left eye clear of the custard that had covered it. Jillian takes a breath and moves onto her next story. Jillian's expression takes on a more serious expression and she says "There have been reports of a wave of incidents where women have had their trousers or skirts pulled down in public, no motive has yet been established."

HH steps up behind Jillian and there is a short, sharp ripping noise and then Jillian's skirt is being pulled down and left to fall round her ankles! Jillian makes no comment but looks down at her fallen skirt. Jillian is now left standing in some high waisted black panties, with high hip leg holes together with her orange top. Jillian adds "We'll keep you posted with any updates on this story."

Jillian moves on in her professional newscaster's way to the next item. Jillian says "Abstract art week continues to be a great success across the whole nation!" Jillian turns sideways and the shot widens to show she is facing HH who has a large squeezy bottle of mustard in each hand! HH sprays the bright yellow mustard over the front of Jillian's orange top in random lines. Once the bottles are empty HH moves closer with cans of shaving cream and adds more random lines onto Jillian's front. Jillian maintains a rigid smile as more mess is added to her front. Next HH has a huge jar of Nutella and uses a large spatula to smears the rich chocolate spread over Jillian's front to add to the mess, paying particular attention to her impressive boobs. Finally, HH takes a pair of sponge flan bases heaped with blueberry pudding and presses them onto Jillian's boobs to complete his art work.

"An impressive addition to the collection of work being done this week" comments Jillian looking down at her messed up front.

"Another big event this week is the opening rounds for the pie throwing contest here in the city. Many entrants have been honing their skills in the hope of doing well in the contest" explains Jillian. HH takes Jillian by the elbow and leads her to the back of the stage area. There HH slowly bends Jillian over so her hands rest on her knees with her bottom toward the camera. HH uses a squeezy bottle of tomato ketupe to draw a target of concentric circles on Jillian's behind, which stands out nicely from on her black panties.

HH returns to the front of the stage with a tray of cream pies, eight in all. HH takes each pie in turn and hurls it at Jillian's bottom! HH is a great shot, all eight hit home with a nice 'splat' noise, some a little high some a little low but as the last paper plate slides off Jillian's bottom there can be no doubt it is truly plastered!

Jillian stands slowly up and turns to face the camera, her professional smile in place while HH gets another tray, this one of eight strawberry pudding pies. HH expertly throws these pies one at a time in Jillian's face. Only when HH is finished does Jillian slowly wipe her eyes and mouth clear.

Jillian moves slowly back up to the front of the stage where she consults her notes.

"In the latest update, the reason for the skirt and trouser attacks has become clear." explains Jillian. "It seems women are getting their trousers and skirts pulled down so that their attacker can fill their panties with mess." HH appears next to Jillian with a large clear plastic jug full of semolina pudding! Jillian turns looks at HH, then at the jug and then slowly back at the camera. HH pulls open the front of Jillian's black panties and carefully empties the semolina into them! Jillian's high waisted panties hold a lot of the sluggish pudding but some does escape to run down the insides of her thighs.

"Well" says Gillian "that concludes the news update. Just a quick update on the weather before I go" Jillian takes a breath and says. "It looks to be mostly fine but with the risk of a few heavy slime showers"

Immediately a thick stream of vivid green slime falls onto Jillian. There is a pause of a few seconds before what must be at least two buckets worth of neon pink slime falls onto her. Jillian stands as the slime runs down her for a few moments and then the brilliant white slime lands on her. Jillian is now pretty much covered from head to toe in a multi covered slime layer.

"Ok" splutters Jillian "that's all from me today folks!" And the final photo is taken.