Written in March 2015

"6am on a Saturday? Really?" I groaned.

"Stop moaning!" Lynzey replied. "It's never too early for WAM!"

Yes, this is the morning after the night before! In Chapter 8, I explained how Lynzey and her friends Lara and Anna gave me an absolute pasting. Immediately following that, I had exacted my revenge on Lynzey for orchestrating the whole thing, and subjected her to a hefty pieing and gunging, ably assisted by Lara and Anna. That night though, our two guests got off Scot free. That was not acceptable, and would have to be rectified.

Lynzey and I crept downstairs at the crack of dawn on the Saturday and each filled a bucket with cold water. I was just wearing an old t-shirt and a pair of boxers, while Lynzey was sporting her nightie with nothing on her legs or feet. We then went into the guest room and approached the bed the two friends/lovers were sleeping in together. Not surprisingly, they were fast asleep. We stood either side of it so that I was alongside Lara and Lynzey was next to Anna.

Lynzey winked at me naughtily. "OK, after 3," she whispered, "1...2..."

We both dumped our bucket of cold water over the girl closest to us. Startled and soaked, Lara and Anna gasped shrilly.

"It's your 6am WAM wake up call!" Lynzey blared. "Right, out of bed, and out of those nightclothes!"

Groggily, but managing sheepish grins, the pair got up and got naked. Lynzey and I have established an understanding that if one of us wants to mess the other one up, the 'victim' should just go along with it, and we seem to have successfully passed this on to Lara and Anna. Being submissive is fun, as long as you do get a chance to be the dominant one too.

Right now, the girls knew it was their turn to be on the receiving end, and were willingly stood naked waiting to see what we had for them. Once again I got to see Anna's enormous tits and Lara's perfect arse - I really couldn't get tired of those sights.

"Right girls," said Lynzey, who once again had assumed the role of ringleader. "We want you to lie down on your stomachs, and we'll explain the plan."

As requested, Lara and Anna lay down on their bellies and kicked their bare legs up above their backsides. Meanwhile, Lynzey headed off to her previously prepared mess trolley and reentered the room with a gloopy, yellow custard pie in each hand. Lara and Anna looked at each other and grinned in a resigned way.

"Right, it's a simple challenge, ladies!" said Lynzey. "All you have to do is arch your backs, and see how long you can last before face-planting these pies." As she explained this, she duct taped the two competitors' hands behind their backs. "The one who goes into the pie first loses, and will be punished!"

If you try lying down on your stomach and lifting your head up so that you're looking straight ahead, you'll notice (unless you're very fit and flexible) that your back soon gets tired and your head starts falling forward. In this case, we were putting a custard pie just in front of where their faces would land, so the loser would get a face full.

"Oh yeah," continued Lynzey as she tied the duct tape round the girls' ankles, "and just to add to the torture, Mike and I will be tickling your feet as well!" Lara and Anna laughed and groaned.

I knelt down in front of Lara's upturned soles, which were soft and olive-coloured, probably about size 7, with ten nice round toes. I knew Lynzey and Anna had sensitive feet, but Lara was a new one for me, so I wanted to give her a tickling myself. Lynzey would soon take her place to my right so that she could tickle Anna's toes, but first, she needed to position the pies.

"OK girls, heads up!" yelled Lynzey. She slid the pies in front of them both, then ran round and started tickling Anna's feet. I started on Lara's too, getting my fingers down her arches and under her big and second toes.

Lara was pretty ticklish, she was giggling out of breath, but I had a feeling she would outlast Anna, who was writhing about and cackling out loud. After 25-30 seconds though, neither girl had dunked her face into a pie, so Lynzey and I swapped feet. I started tickling Anna, pretty sure I could finish her off. I thought back to that video Lynzey sent me in Chapter 3 and how running fingers down the side of her feet from the heels to the little toes seem to set her off. Sure enough, she was soon in shrill hysterics and, after just a little longer working on her soles - FLUMP! The lovely Anna couldn't take any more and plunged face down into the pie.

"Oh, bad luck Anna!" said Lynzey. She swiped the pie in front of Lara away (we didn't want Lara to get pied - yet!) and threw it at Anna's bare arse. Anna, her face splattered with custard, gasped, laughed and helplessly lowered her head back down into the pie.

I untied Lara, while Lynzey walked Anna over to the chair to accept her fate.

"Now, we did tell you that the loser would be punished, didn't we?" Lynzey scolded Anna.

"Yes!" laughed a nervous but sporting Anna.

"Can you guess what the punishment will entail?" I teased, holding a chocolate cream pie in front of her. I love increasing the tension and humiliation like this.

"Erm, pies in the face?" Anna replied.

"Well, I hadn't thought of that, but pies in the face sound good to me! What do you think girls?"

Lynzey and Lara, both of whom were also holding pies, nodded menacingly. Anna looked directly up and grimaced, which gave me an idea.

"That's great - hold that pose!" I said. Anna, as instructed, carried on looking directly up. As she did, I took my sloppy, fully loaded chocolate cream pie, turned it upside down and dumped it on Anna's face. I ground it right in, and of course Anna kept looking up like a real trooper.

I then seized a pair of big sloppy banana cream pies and looked at Anna's big bouncy tits. "Oh I'm looking forward to this!" I grinned, as I got behind Anna and smashed both pies into her bare breasts. I rubbed and rubbed until there was nothing left of the crust and I was effectively just smearing banana cream all over her knockers with my hands. Anna began panting, clearly enjoying a creamy message of the tits, so then I started tickling and flicking her erect nipples, which only got her more excited.

"Right girls," I said to Lynzey and Lara as I continued to play with Anna's tits, "get her in the face!"

Lara threw a blackcurrant cream pie right into Anna's face, sending purple gloop splattering all over her hair and shoulders. A bit went on me too, since I was still behind Anna. Lynzey leant forward and smushed a sloppy cream pie into Anna's face as well, grinding it right in and getting chunks of crust all over her blonde hair.

I decided I should finish Anna's ordeal (or at least this part of it) myself. I grabbed her hair at the back of her head and pied her hard in the face with two chocolate cream pies.

"Now we'll go for strawberry cream on the head," I narrated, dumping a pink pie on the helpless Anna's head, "and we'll round things off with a custard pie in the face!" SPLAT! I rubbed the pie round and round Anna's face for about 10 seconds, really savouring the moment. This felt really satisfying - especially since I had never pied her before and this was a form of revenge for yesterday's mess she played a part in subjecting me too.

The breathless Anna sat mouth agape for a while as the gunge and pie crust ran down her cheeks and onto her lap, then she licked her lips slowly and sexily, swallowing some of the brown/yellow/pink pudding we had splattered her with.

"I really enjoyed that!" she purred as I helped her back onto her feet. "I'm glad I lost!"

"Well," said Lynzey, "it wouldn't actually have made any difference. It's Lara's turn now!"

Lara gasped. "What? But I won the game!"

"Oh come on!" I scoffed. "You didn't really think you were going to be the only one to get through the weekend without getting pied, did you?"

"Come on, on the chair!" Lynzey teased her, slapping Lara playfully on her bare arse.

The naked Spaniard went over to the chair. She was only feigning this reluctance really and was actually gagging for a gunging. She crossed her legs and put her hands behind her back, fully accepting her fate. She cocked her head to one side and snarled "pie me!" in a sexy singsong voice.

Anna was first to accept her girlfriend's invitation and absolutely smashed a gooey custard pie into Lara's face. Lara spluttered with laughter and stamped her bare feet upon impact. Lynzey soon followed it up by treating Lara to a slow, humiliating chocolate cream pie facial.

Lara was really enjoying playing the victim. She licked her lips, lapping up some of the custard and chocolate. "Nailed in the face! Ha ha ha!" she said, effectively mocking herself for being pied. I LOVE it when girls do that!

Her already hefty facial meant she probably couldn't even see me approach her with a banana cream pie, which went right on her head, and a green lime pie applied to the face.

"Right girls, fancy giving her the pie sandwich treatment?" I announced.

"Oh no!" Lara groaned.

"Oh yes!" Anna cackled meanly. She picked up two whipped cream pies and stood behind the splattered Spaniard, holding one pie on each side of her head.

"OK!" I called out "3....2....1....SANDWICH!"

Whump! Anna smushed the pies into the sides of Lara's head, rubbing the remnants of them over her head and face. That was great to just stand and watch, and now Lynzey was behind Lara holding a custard pie in her left hand and a chocolate cream one in her right.

"Second helpings!" I yelled, and Lynzey plastered Lara with the two desserts before I could even make the countdown. Lara gave a muffled giggle. As Lynzey smeared the pies all over her face, I grabbed two banana cream pies and smashed them into Lara's tits, running the crusts down her belly, thighs and legs.

"Right, now we're gonna mess you up together!" Lynzey gloated, pulling up another chair and placing it so it was facing Lara. "Anna, back in the chair!"

Anna bowed her head with resignation "aw, come on, when will this torture end!" she whined with a smile on her face.

"We're almost done," I said, "but we just want to treat you both to a final messing up. You are our guests, after all!"

Anna got into the chair and Lynzey brandished the duct tape once more. It went around their chests several times so that they were strapped to their chairs, and then the two girls, now facing each other, were tied together at the knees and ankles.

Lynzey and I picked up a bucket each and took it over to our helpless, tied-up stoogettes. I went over to Lara, allowing Lynzey to take her position behind Anna.

"3....2....1....gunge them!" I bellowed.

Lynzey and I tipped our buckets all over the naked pair, showering then in thick, cold custard. Of course, they both looked up in sync, ensuring they got custard facials.

Lynzey and I swapped positions so that I was above Anna and she was above Lara. We grabbed another bucket each.

"Pour!" I shouted.

Sticky, red strawberry jam flopped out of the buckets and onto their heads, down their hair and all over their naked bodies. Anna was the first to brave looking up, sticking her tongue out as the jammy gunk splattered her in the face. Lara soon followed suit.

The girls looked at each other and laughed, both utterly covered in assorted puddings. They could probably barely see each other, and there was still more to come.

Lynz and I stayed where we were for now and seized our third bucket each. This one was heavy! We both tipped it as the girls were still recovering from their jam shower, gunging them with thick, creamy rice pudding. Anna had it all over her tits and chest, and shook her hair about wildly at it came down. She did manage to look up a couple of times though and accept the facefulls that, as far as I was concerned, she fully deserved.

We had one more bucket each to finish the taped-up girls off with. I moved back over to Lara and Lynzey was to do the honours on Anna. We poured thick, rich chocolate sauce all over them, covering them from head to toe in delicious brown gunge. Lara was an excellent sport and looked up throughout, chuckling and gurgling happily as the chocolate coated her face, ran down her hair, shoulders and hips and left her and her girlfriend looking like a sexy pair of trifles.

Lynzey reached for a pair of scissors and started cutting the duct tape. "Great show, girls!" she said. "We'll release you now that you know where you stand with us!"

I could see that Lara and Anna were eying each other up and licking their lips, and would probably be all over each other once free from their chairs. Sure enough, Lara pounced upon Anna and knocked her to the ground, where the two hotties writhed around in the concoction of goo on the floor, exchanging messy kisses and rubbing the gunge into each other's naked bodies. I stood with my mouth open and watched - I had never seen anything like this right before my eyes. Two naked girls wrestling passionately in pudding, and loving it! Suddenly, Lara went top to toe on top of Anna and starting licking her out, while Anna returned the favour. Both gasped and gasped as their juicy clits were teased and tongued and with two glorious screeches, both had orgasmed and were hugging, out of breath, in the pool of mess.

I was so transfixed by it all, I didn't even notice Lynzey sneak up behind me and yank down my boxers. Of course, Lara and Anna could now see my erect penis. To humiliate me further, she pied me, rubbing a banana cream pie all over my face as I stood there with my cock and balls out. All three girls laughed at my situation.

I wiped my eyes and licked my lips, then I approached Lynzey with two pies in my hand. She put both her hands up and made a 'stop it' gesture, but no way was she getting away with that. I dumped a strawberry pie on her head and then, with one hand behind her head, pushed a chocolate cream one into her face. She wriggled her fingers as I twisted the pie in her face, then stuck her tongue through the disintegrating crust. I'd had far too much stimulation now and just needed to give her a good fucking. I ripped off her nightie and rammed her against the wall, thrusting my dick hard and rough up her vagina. While doing that, I reached over to the conveniently located pie trolley next to me and smushed five or six of them into her face. She spluttered, giggled and gasped, and this only increased as Lara emptied a bucket of custard over her. I wasn't getting away clean though, and felt a pie get smashed into my arse, another thumped into my face and a bucket of gooey chocolate go over my head. That Anna! Chocolate and custard doesn't really mix - it just creates this brown and yellow marbled slop that we continued to have sex in before, unsurprisingly, we both orgasmed and collapsed in the mess. Lara and Anna jumped on top of us, and we enjoyed a naked four-man (or rather one-man, three-woman) wrestle in a sea of pudding all over the room. It was a good job Lynzey had plastic sheeted the room because cleaning this up didn't bear thinking about.

Eventually, we realised we were all exhausted and couldn't get any messier. "That fuckin' rocked!" I said. "We'd better get showered though. You two can have the upstairs bathroom as its a bit bigger. Lynz and I will go downstairs."

"We could always mix it up a bit!" purred Lynzey. "I'd love to share a shower with Anna!"

"That leaves me and you, Mike!" said an enthusiastic Lara. "Come on!"

Before I knew it, Lara had me by the hand and was whisking me over to the bathroom. I liked where this was heading. Sure, Lynzey's my girlfriend and that's not going to change, but getting intimate with these two was a bonus - and a bonus we'd all agreed to.

Lara and I caressed and massaged each other in the shower, gradually cleaning ourselves with sponges. She soon looked her usual hot self, with her long jet black hair soaking wet and her olive skin shining all over her naked wet body.

Then she whispered in my ear "I wanna suck your cock!" The next second, she was down on her knees eying up my once again stiff manhood. She deep-throated me, to such an extent that she could actually kiss my balls with the full length of my dick in her mouth. She wasn't very delicate, but I didn't mind and I was soon shooting my load for the fourth time in about 12 hours - right down her throat!

We got out of the shower and saw Lynzey and Anna drying off with towels around them. The look they were giving each other suggested that they'd also done a little more in the shower than just rinsed each other off.

The rest of the weekend was kind of normal as we did ordinary things that friends do when they meet up - went round the shops, got a meal, had a few drinks and of course tidied up the ridiculous mess we'd made.

And that's how my amazing life has become even more amazing. What's better than going out with a super hot WAM-loving punk girl? Having another two WAM-loving hotties on the side that my girlfriend is totally OK with! What a lucky, lucky bastard I am!