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Messy Food Play With A Sexy Hairy Farmer
Story by Maxx411x
Posted 7/17/22     585 views
This is just a fantasy. It's not a real story. It's just for fun to fantasize. This story includes freaky fun fetishes like messy food play and a hairy chest fetish. Let's begin!

At my house with the time hitting almost noon on a hot day. A farmer I knew that was in his early 40s, said he was going to bring his 25 year old son to my house and use a tractor to help out with my yard cause I hired a farmer with experience to help me out. The farmer sent his son out since his son has experience. By noon, the son arrived with a truck that had a tractor hooked up to it. He got out of his truck and introduced himself to me. He said his name was Nick. Nick is an attractive man with nice short black hair and the most handsome white smile I ever seen. I am already satisfied. One of my fetishes is a hairy chest. I can see chest hairs poking out of Nick's shirt from the collar. My heart started to race up and my dick hardened just cause of how excited I got from seeing that.

He then got started working. So I am in my house just relaxing. About 1 and a half later, it's about 1:30pm, I came out cause he was finished. He was very sweaty. I paid him and he said thank you very much and put it in his truck. We were talking at his truck when all of a sudden, Nick was unbuttoning his sweaty button up shirt and then took it off. I then saw that hairy chest of his. His sweaty hairy chest. Black bushy hairy chest with so much nipple hairs and a hairy belly on such a young man. I am in my late 20s, so it's not like I'm old at all.

But then I started thinking, since I have a food gunge fetish also, why don't I spice this up? So I said "Hey you want to come in for some water?" then Nick said "Yeah sure, thank you!" We went to my kitchen and I gave him a glass of water. He was still shirtless too. So I kept staring right at it. So then I was thinking "Ok I can't take it anymore" so then I got a can of whipped cream out of my fridge and sprayed the whipped cream on his hairy nipples and licked it off. He pulled back away and said "Dude what the fuck? Why did you do that?" So then explained everything to him. My fetishes! When I saw him! Everything! Nick said "Alright! I actually loved it. Please continue to what you were doing!"

I said to him that it is going to get really fucking messy because I want to gunge him so fucking bad. Nick told me to give it my all. So then I sprayed so much whipped cream all over Nick's hairy chest. Nick moaned good when I was doing that. Then I smeared it all over his hairy chest and licked some off. Nick grabbed the can of whipped cream and sprayed more on his hairy chest. We used so much whipped cream that the can was now empty. I said to Nick "Take that dick out!" Nick unzipped his jeans he was sweating in and pulled his jeans and underwear down to his ankles. He had a bushy hairy dick. I opened a brand new jar of Jelly and told Nick to fuck the Jelly jar. Then he fucked the jar. While he was fucking that, I got the Hershey's chocolate syrup, bent Nick over and squeezed a bunch of chocolate syrup all over Nick's hairy ass. I smeared it and licked it off his hairy hole and hairy ass cheeks.

Nick moaned "Oh yeah get me messy!" I then thought it wasn't messy enough. It's never messy enough. So I told him that there is a store near and if he could wait a bit for me to go. Nick said "Yeah! What are you going to the store for?" I said "We're bringing this mess 20 times as messy!" I went to the store and got 20 cans of whipped cream, 20 bottles of chocolate syrup, 30 bottles of maple syrup, 5 big cakes, 5 pies, 10 jars of mayonnaise, 50 cans of corn, a lot of frozen burritos and so much more. Ended up costing so much money but it's worth it. I came back and Nick was shocked with how much I got. I said "Get back in the kitchen!" We went back and dumped a can of corn all over his hairy body. I grabbed 2 cans and gave him one of them and told him to dump it at the same time as me. So then we dumped the other 2 cans of corn all over him at the same time.

Nick was so fucking messy. A lot of corn was dripping off his hairy body. I got a big cake and told him to sit on top of the cake. He sat on top of it and then as he is sitting on the cake, I smashed all 5 pies on his hairy chest that was already completely covered in food. Nick got a can of whipped cream and sprayed a bunch all over his dick. I then went to jerk his messy dick
and there was so much loud wet noises. I got another can of whipped cream and sprayed his entire body until the can was empty. His chest, legs, arms, armpits, back, ass, feet, all over and smeared it. I got a few burritos and I heated up a few burritos in the microwave. While we were waiting for the burritos to cool off, Nick said "I know something you would love!" and then on the kitchen floor, Nick dumped 47 cans of corn into a pile, 30 bottles of maple syrup on top of the corn pile, sprayed 5 cans of whipped cream on that pile, 20 bottles of chocolate syrup on that pile and then put his hairy dick in the pile and then fucked the food pile as hard as he possibly could. While Nick was fucking it, he said to me "You love that?" I said "Fuck yes I do!" That pile splattered everywhere in the kitchen.

"It feel so fucking good and fucking gooey" Nick said. I got the burritos and Nick put his dick in the burrito and fucked that burrito. He fucked it good. And then said "Give me another" so then he fucked another burrito. And then another. Nick was saying "I think I'm going to cum! I'm cumming right now!" I said "Quickly cum on this cake" and he pulled out the burrito as fast as he could and shot his load all over the cake. He came so hard that he shot some of his load onto my face. So I licked it off my face. "It's your turn" Nick said. We scooped off the food from Nick's hairy chest so that way I could see those chest hairs and I said "Here it comes!" then Nick said "Yeah cum all over my hairy chest!" and then shot my big load. Nick said "Fuck we made a huge mess. I need to shower and get home to my dad to drop off his tractor" I let him used my shower and we showered up. Nick got dressed and when he was leaving, he said "Best work day ever!" After he left, I had to clean a huge mess that took a long time to clean up but I had a smile on my face the whole time cleaning up!
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DylanLovesMesses:
9/23/22
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That hot farmer's hairy chest needed to be gunged. His hairy chest was asking to get gunged. From his hairy chest getting sweaty to his hairy chest getting covered in food just like that is so fucking sexy man. Messy food sex with a farmer who has a hairy chest
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