Onscreen is a pretty, well-endowed girl with thick, jet-black hair. Her wide-eyed expression is accentuated by heavy black eyeliner; a black leotard and a pair of furry black cat ears complete the anime cat girl look. She smiles. Konnichiwa, everybody! This is ManxKitty and youre watching my video blog. The camera is shooting her from above, accentuating her deep, perfectly formed cleavage. Today I have a special guest coming to the studioshe pans the camera to show an average living room, couch and alland well be reviewing some tasty new products that have been sent to us.

Knock-knock! Cut to ManxKitty opening the door; seen in full length, she is wearing tight boy shorts over the leotard and strappy sandals on her feet. The girl who enters doesnt have ManxKittys curvy figure but is girl-next-door attractive: she has shoulder-length brown hair and is wearing a conservative jacket, skirt and sensible shoes. She looks like an office temp just returned from work.

Entrez-vous, says ManxKitty. Turning to the camera, she introduces OnlyGirl21: A fellow vlogger you may have heard of. Only the slightest sense of irony curls her lip, and then its all smiles. In response to ManxKittys small talk, OnlyGirl murmurs, Its great to be here. Thanks for inviting me.

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Now the two girls are seated, tables just visible on either side of them. OnlyGirl21 removes her jacket, revealing a blue silk blouse. She is hardly flat-chested but doesnt have ManxKittys spectacular gifts; to keep up she subtly pushes her chest out and adjusts her skirt to reveal more leg.

Today were looking at three new products that have been sent to us by the people at Nollvane Industries, says ManxKitty, not the kind of boutique that usually sends samples, but theyre expanding into SoCal, and I guess they wanted everybody to know their stuff is Manxy! Her breasts shake as she says it.

Maybe weve got a fan at the company, OnlyGirl suggests.

ManxKitty giggles. We. Isnt she cute? So, OnlyGirl, whatve you been up to lately? I havent seen you post in ages.

Well, you know. . . .

Busy with acting gigs, Im sure. ManxKitty draws out the word acting cruelly.

OnlyGirl moves in close to the camera and adopts a confessional pose. Its true, I am an actress, and OnlyGirl21 is a character that I play, just as you

ManxKitty interrupts. She repositions the camera to keep her endowments front and center. I felt so bad when I heard you lost all your subscribers when it turned out your spontaneous video posts were all scripted, she says gleefully.

Yes, but OnlyGirl falters.

And your confessions were just a ploy to jump start a film career.

Thats not quite

Im glad there are still fans like mine who support discussions of . . . real substance! She pushes her arms together and leans in, squeezing her tits up and out.

OnlyGirl smiles wanly. ManxKitty presses on.

So! Our first sample is the Nollvane Vanilla Pudding Cream Cake, from Nollvanes dessert line. It sure looks yummy, doesnt it? ManxKitty puts the cake on her lap and starts to cut a piece from the cakesploot! The pudding filling bursts out as if it were under pressure, spurting across OnlyGirls blouse.

OnlyGirl21 squeals in surprise, her chest heaving. The pudding is already starting to drip onto her lap, its weight dragging her neckline lower. ManxKitty suppresses a little giggle. Sorry! Be warned, viewers, you may need safety glasses for this one!

OnlyGirl is wiping the pudding from her blouse but maintains her poise. She licks a finger and says, Mmm, it is goodfresh.

ManxKitty continues to cut the cake. Odd, isnt it? I wasnt even cutting that side. Oh, well. Another cut, andsplat! Another pocket of pudding erupts. OnlyGirl gasps and stands up: the geyser of pudding has saturated her blouse and the top of her skirt. ManxKitty can hardly contain her laughter.

Give me that, says OnlyGirl, sitting and pulling the cake onto her lap. She cuts into the cake, trying to aim the opening at ManxKitty, only to gasp as another burst of pudding and whipped cream squirts into her own face.

Okay, okay, ManxKitty says soothingly. I dont think we can recommend this Nollvane pudding cake. And I also think from now on OnlyGirl should take auditions that dont involve handling food! She laughs gaily.

OnlyGirl sets the cake side. After wiping the vanilla from her face, she is a mess: her makeup running; cream in her hair; pudding weighing down her blouse and skirt, gluing her clothes to her trim body. She stands up, gathering what dignity she has left, and says, Theres one food I think I can handle: the Nollvane Double Deluxe Chocolate Cream Pie, in stores now! The pie she hefts is enormous; ManxKittys eyes widen and she moves back in apprehension. According to the package it serves twelve to sixteen, but in this case I think its just big enough for two!

Splat! The pie explodes over ManxKittys jiggling boobs: cream, chocolate and crust slide down her torso and thighs as she involuntarily jumps up. She looks from her ruined outfit to OnlyGirl and back in disbelief. Shes only lost for words for a moment: she wipes her hands across her chest and says, Thats wittyhow many writers did it take to come up with that? She picks up an enormous Nollvane Grand Neapolitan Trifle Surprise and dumps it over OnlyGirls head! OnlyGirls brown hair is plastered with tricolored cream and custard; her blouse is sliding lower and lower, her bra visible.

Save it for the nerds at Comic-Con, Catwoman! says OnlyGirl, moving in closer. She pushes a Nollvane Old-Fashioned Raspberry Cream Pie into ManxKittys astonished face, the excess cascading over her chest again.

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Now its on: the two girls splatter each other with creamy pies and desserts while trading barbs.

Fake!

Amateur!

Poser!

Boytoy!

OnlyGirl21s light outfit cant hold up under fire: her blouse is shredded, her skirt fallen to the floor. She is wearing only a once-white bra and panties, all completely saturated with slippery mess. ManxKitty is still dressed but completely covered, her curves buried in cream, her eyeliner smeared and raccoon-like, her cat ears askew.

ManxKitty reaches for more ammunition, but there is nothing left on her side. OnlyGirl recognizes her advantage and presses it to the full. ManxKitty cowers and appeals to the camera. Well, that about wraps up todays product review. I think we can safely say that Nollvanes line of desserts is officially Not Manxy.

Oh, I dont know, says OnlyGirl, holding two saucer-shaped Nollvane Classic Cream Pies, its a little bit Manxy.

OnlyGirl sets the pies down and moves in close. With both hands she yanks the top of ManxKittys leotard down; the cat girls full breasts spill out. OnlyGirl picks up the two pies again and pushes them straight into ManxKittys chest, rubbing them in circles for good measure. ManxKitty can only gasp.
Then OnlyGirl spins her around and pulls ManxKittys dessert-covered shorts down, leaving only the leotards T-back to cover her round bottom. After making sure the camera has a good view, OnlyGirl places the original pudding-filled cake on a chair.

ManxKittys almost-bare ass is suspended over the cake for a tantalizing instant. Pwned! says OnlyGirl triumphantly, and pushes ManxKitty down onto the cake.

BOOM! The screen goes blank.

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A thumb wipes the camera lens clean. ManxKitty, OnlyGirl21, the furniture, and the walls are completely covered in thick vanilla pudding.

That cake should definitely come with a warning label, says OnlyGirl. ManxKitty nods.

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