(continued from Lauren's Story - Chapter 33...)

(This chapter is told from two different points of viewFrom Lauren's boyfriend, DAVID and from the reporter he traveled with, KAREN. David changes the story and leaves out some details, becausewell because he didn't want to make Lauren jealous. Karen, is telling the story to her best friend, Jody, and adds things to the story to make it more exciting and scandalous. Some cross section of the two stories is what really happened)

DAVID:
While in New York we were watching the actions of the guy in question. Outside his very nice place, during the middle of the day, we saw 3 women and a guy who ended up being his boss enter his place and a few hours later they all left, at different times, wearing different clothing than what they walked in wearing. We stopped one of the women who I actually recognized from my past as being the NYC Pie Lady. She does customs for people in the city, where they can get her messy and sometimes she gets them messy as well. She gave us some info about the two guys, and more importantly gave us the username of the guy's boss on the website where stuff like this gets posted. It turns out that guy gets lots of customs made, which is not a big deal, but he gets a lot of customs made in London and Paris. And he travels to be part of the customs, on a monthly basis.

KAREN:
So we were staked out beside the guy's place we were trying to get info on. We saw 3 women, who I would say were prostitutes, go into his place along with the guy's boss. It turns out, and at that point I didn't know how, but David recognized one of the ladies. He had seen her on the internet. We stopped her when she left and got more info on the two guys, specifically really good info on the guy's boss. Info that told us he traveled to Europe to get custom videos made. I didn't really understand what the videos were at this point, but I would soon find out.

DAVID:
We followed the boss and found he lived in an even nicer place, and I found out he was traveling to London that weekend to get more customs made. We traveled to London and met with the people he made customs with. Here's the best part of the story. When Karen emailed a few of the people, they thought she was asking for a custom. Which she wasn't but I convinced her that would be a good way to get to talk to them about this guy. So we first met up with a couple known as the Great British Baking Mess. Karen asked what she should wear and I just told her to wear something that could be replaced. I was going to go as her boyfriend that wanted her to get messed up for the first time.

KAREN:
This is where things started to go off the rails. We ended up following the guy's boss to London. I've never been to London before so I was really excited. David had the contact info for the people this guy was supposed to be meeting, so I emailed them asking for some info. Well, they thought I was asking to make one of these custom videos like this guy was doing. David told me to play along as it might be a good way to get some inside info and he said he would make sure nothing bad happened. He did tell me I should wear something that was replaceable. Well, I didn't pack anything that I didn't like, so I used that as an excuse to go shopping. I only had a couple of hours but I managed to find a really cute dress. It had a little larger opening for my cleavage than I'm used to but he told me I wouldn't want to keep it after this so I went with it. David loved it, he said it was perfect. I matched it up with some wedge sandals I had packed and we were ready. David said that we should go as a couple so it wouldn't look like we were snooping around, so I made him my temporary boyfriend for the time being. And, he's actually pretty cute, so it wasn't a bad thing.

DAVID:
We got there and the lady took Karen back to get ready and I just sat around and talked to the guy. I actually got some good info from him on the guy we were investigating. He came over twice a month and always wanted the woman to pie him completely before he then pied her completely. They said he was very nice and money was never an issue. Just to test him they even apparently upped the rates significantly and he never batted an eye. I continued to talk to him when Karen came out from the back.
She looked extremely nervous. She had no idea what was about to happen to her. I had given her a basic explanation but didn't go into too much detail. Karen was very proper and her hair and makeup always had to be perfect. I told her that everything was not going to be perfect after this.

KAREN:
So, we got there and I did my best, dumb blonde imitation, pretending to be there just because my boyfriend wanted to go. The lady took me to the back where there was a dressing area and a shower. At this point I really didn't know what was going to happen. All I knew was that David had laughed at me when I told him I needed more time to get ready before we left. He said something about it being a waste of time but you know me, I can't go out unless my makeup and hair are perfect. The lady asked me if I had brought another pair of shoes and I said no so she suggested I keep those back with my other outfit. I was really confused but went along with it.

DAVID:
I was really looking forward to this. Not because it gets me going, but because it was going to happen to someone who really deserved it. Karen was always so proper and kind of stuck up. She sat down in the chair in front of the camera and they asked her to pose and smile. She did, although it was somewhat subdued. When she had the opportunity she made sure to shoot me an evil eye look. I just shrugged my shoulders in response. Anything for a story, right? What happened next was an absolute destruction of Karen. They started slow, smashing a pie directly into her face and smearing it all over her blonde hair. Then they gave her a pie sandwich, which coated her head in the cream pie, with all sorts of chunks falling all over her outfit, which was a striped button-up blouse and some black slacks. Then it was an all-out assault with both the man and the woman of the couple sending pies directly onto her. By the time they finished every inch of her body and outfit was covered with pie. There wasn't a clean spot on her. I ran over and took a picture with my phone, figuring I could use it to get something I wanted in the future, you know, blackmail?

KAREN:
This is where we went from off the rails to a complete train wreck. I walked out to an area in front of their cameras, where there was a chair. They had me sit down in the chair and then told me to pose for the camera. I'm used to that but I felt like something bad was about to happen. And when I'm posing in front of people I don't know, it just didn't feel right. I hope David saw the evil eye I was giving him in between smiles.
Then, out of nowhere, I get hit in the face with a big cream pie. You know, like the pies that a clown would use. Everything went dark as I couldn't see through the cream. They spread it all over my hair and my face. Now I know why David was laughing about my makeup and hair. Butwhat the hell? It was such a strange sensation. Just as I was coming to terms with what had happened, I felt a pie hit me on each side of my head. I would later learn that this was a pie sandwich. Who has ever heard of such a thing? I could feel chunks of the pie falling all over my cure dress and more importantly onto my exposed cleavage. There were chunks and pieces going under my dress and in between my breasts.
As I started to process what was going on, there was a complete onslaught of pies hitting me. They hit my breasts, my legs, my arms, my feet, and pretty much anywhere that visible. The lady had me stand up at one point and they peppered my back and my ass with pies. Then, the most surreal thing happened, someone lifted up my dress and pies me right in the crotch on my panties. Here's the thing, I think it was the guy, of course I couldn't see, but he definitely got a good feel of me when he was spreading the pie around down there.
At this point, in the normal world, I would have yelled for this sexual assault to stop but something about the sensation of everything all over my body and his touch down there I was actually getting turned on. It was embarrassing, but good. If it had just been me and that guy in the room, I definitely would have wanted him to keep going. But they sat me back down, and apparently took some more pictures. I heard David come out and take pictures too. That was super embarrassing.

DAVID:
Karen went and got cleaned up and I continued to get info on our guy. When we left that house, she was not happy. "I can't believe you put me through that. If you had the info before we started I could have just left. It was so embarrassing."
"But I got more info while you were cleaning up. They told me that he was having a session with their friends tomorrow morning. We can get more info from them."

KAREN:
So the lady led me to the back and stuck me under the shower. I really hadn't grasped the concept of how much mess was on me until that point. It took forever to rinse everything off, especially my beautiful blonde hair. I was so embarrassed when we left because my hair looked like complete shit. I told David I was embarrassed when we left but he apparently had got some good info. That made me feel like it was worth it, but then he told me we were headed out the next day to make another video. Part of me was actually excited, now that I knew what to expect.

DAVID:
So I reached out to their friends, who went by the name, Fish and Chips and Mess." Again, I had to schedule a session, so I scheduled Karen to get messy again right after our guy finished. We showed up early but they wouldn't let us in where the guy was at. But we did see him leave. They let us into the area and again I played the boyfriend wanting to have my girlfriend experience getting messy. The lady took Karen back and I started to get info. The guy was apparently doing the same with these people as he was with the first people we met. Money was no issue. In fact, they told me about the fancy hotel he was staying at in London, and he wasn't staying in a regular room.

KAREN:
I had to go shopping for another outfit to wear but this time I wasn't going to waste money on a good outfit. I bought a cheap t-shirt from a souvenir shop and found a pair of really short shorts. They barely covered anything but I figured they would work as the pie would just be all over my skin and easy to wash off. At least this time I knew what was coming and I would be ready for it.

DAVID:
Karen came out, this time she was prepared for the mess as she was wearing a t-shirt she had bought at a souvenir shop in London and a pair of shorts. What she didn't realize, and what I had failed to tell her, was that these people favored using savory items when getting messy. They placed her on a chair and asked to do her best poses. She made sure to send me the evil eye look again but I just pretended not to see it. It was clear she was expecting a pie but the woman poured a bowl of beans over her head. "Gross!" She yelled out. Then came a rush of porridge, ketchup, some sort of gravy, and finally some sour cream. It was clear that Karen was not a fan of these items. But they now covered her body. Her blonde hair was no longer blonde. I ran out and took another picture with my phone.

KAREN:
Same as the first time, they had me sit in a chair, in front of the cameras. I was asked to pose again and I decided to have some fun with it. I posed pulling the top of my shirt open to show off my cleavage, I stuck my tongue out, just acted silly, waiting for the pie to start hitting me. But that didn't happen. Instead something was poured out over my head. It was baked beans! Gross! Then they poured all sorts of other stuff over me. I don't even know what all of it was, probably some of that crappy British food. I did recognize sour cream being spread all over my face at the end. That was not pleasant. In fact, I really didn't enjoy much of that experience. I couldn't move without feeling something dripping out of my hair onto my clothes or skin. And I had forgotten to leave my bra off, as had been my plan, so I ruined a 2nd bra in two days. It was soaked with all of the stuff they had dumped on me, although the sensation of some of the items on my skin was weirdly enjoyable.

DAVID:
They took her back to cleanup and it was on to the next stop. We had learned he always stopped at the next place every time he was in town to shoot a custom. It was with one of my favorite named WAM people, Gunge A'Din. It makes me smile just to say it. I emailed them and they agreed to let us do a custom late that afternoon. We showed up and things went just like they had at the other stops. The woman took Karen back and she changed into some new clothes while I tried to get information. And I got some great info here, I got his actual phone number. It was a victory. Karen came out and this time was wearing a little sun dress. I later learned that they had given it to her to wear. They thought it looked better than what she had brought.

KAREN:
Next David told me we were going to head directly to the next people. He really hadn't given me much notice, so I made him stop at a store and I ran in to get another t-shirt and a really ugly skirt that was the quickest thing I could find. When the lady at this house took me back she looked at what I was putting on and said, Do you really want to wear that? I can let you borrow some stuff, if you'd prefer.
I jumped at the opportunity. I had asked the lady if they used what David had called savory items like they had at the last place we stopped. The lady said no, they preferred pies and other fun things. When she said that I decided to pick out something to wear that I would normally never think about wearing. That ended up being something you would not believe. It was just a tiny lingerie outfit. Lace made up most of the outfit which definitely didn't leave much to imagination. I thought David's jaw was going to drop when I walked out. At that point I decided that I need to add some of these type of outfits to my wardrobe judging by his response. It was nice to feel sexy.

DAVID:
Now Karen definitely had no idea of what was going to happen here. These people usually use pies and then stick the ladies into a gunge tank booth where they dump slime all over the woman. As they sat her down on a chair and asked her to pose, I really relaxed having already got the info I was hoping for and I just casually started talking with the guy. As we talked, they pied Karen a few times in the face. She was a mess. The woman delivering the pies, came over to me and asked me if I liked the way things were going. I said they were going great and we talked for a few more moments before she said, "I know you from somewhere. I just can't quite place it."

KAREN:
So I did the posing thing again, but this time I turned up the sexy since my outfit was already starting me down that path. I knew what was coming and I was going to have some fun with it. Sure enough, a pie flew right into my face. It dripped all down my lingerie, all over my skin. It felt really good. I almost feel like I could do this as some sort of spa treatment, although I think I'd want something made specifically for my skin, I don't think cream pie is a good moisturizer. Too bad.
After a couple more pies hit me, I scraped the pie out of my eyes so I could see and I heard the lady saying something to David. She recognized him. How would she know my cameraman, I mean fake boyfriend?

DAVID:
Then the camera guy turned to look at me, "You're right. I know I've seen you before." While this was going on, Karen was still sitting in the chair covered in pie.
"I've got it!" The woman called out. "You're Pie Caramba!"
"What!" Karen yelled out as she got up from her chair. "You know this guy?"
"Yes, he used to make messy videos a while back. They were great. We all wondered what happened to him."

KAREN:
They keep talking and one of them yells out, You're Pie Caramba!
What the hell or who the hell is that? Apparently it's David. And apparently he used to make videos like this in the past. So, it's like his fetish. At that point I wondered if he was just doing this to use me to get himself off. I wondered if we had actually received any usable info from any of these people. Although part of me was glad I had experienced it, I was still pissed because I felt like I had been used.

DAVID:
"Do you have something I can use on my 'boyfriend'?" Karen asked clearly upset.
I really didn't know what to do at that point. I didn't think anyone would recognize me. The woman led me over to the chair where Karen had been sitting while the camera guy went to the back. He came back with a cart of pies and told Karen, "He's all yours."
Karen really took it out on me. She used every pie to cover my body. And no she didn't do any of it in a sexual manner. It was anger. When she finished, the woman led us both over to the gunge booth where they dumped out the slime all over both of us. I was a mess.

KAREN:
So, I didn't want to completely blow out cover so I asked if they had any supplies I could use on my boyfriend. They brought out a cart of pies and I just went to town on David. I lost track of how many pies I used but it was a lot. I pied him in the face, in the chest, all over his head. I made him stand up and I pied him on his ass. I made him take off his jeans and t-shirt because I wanted to really mess him up.
Here's the part that changed what I was doing. After he took his jeans off I noticed that he was clearly aroused by what I was doing. I then remembered that I was wearing very sexy lingerie and had some pie on me as well. I made him stand up and I slid a pie inside the front of his boxers, then I grabbed his hard dick through the boxers and the pie and started to massage him. I don't know why, but I kind of got caught up in the moment.
While I was doing that, he had grabbed a pie and pushed it into my crotch and he began to massage it into my pussy. OMG. It was a completely ridiculous, out of control moment, but it had been a long time since I had been so spontaneously turned on.
Then I realized that there were other people in the room. I pulled back and David did as well. The lady led us over to some sort of a phone booth looking thing. David sat down and luckily the booth was pretty decent sized so I sat on his lap and continued to massage his manhood. I could sense that he was really close to coming when I heard the lady yell to look up. I looked up and there was a downpour of some sort of slime. It reminded me of that Nickelodeon slime, but thicker. And it kept going, with different colors. It completely covered both of us. And here's the other thing that happened, when the slime dropped, I felt David come at almost the same time. It was fucking arousing.
When he did that, I grabbed his hand and put his fingers right inside me and it wasn't long before I came as well, all while being covered in slime. It was insane looking back on it.

DAVID:
I got cleaned up and we headed back to the hotel. I had to explain a little bit of my past to Karen but I told her that if any of this knowledge came out that I would be the first to share the pictures I took of her messed up. It was a tense agreement but one that should hold.

KAREN:
So, we got cleaned up and on the way back to the hotel I think both of us wanted to address what had just happened but since we're both in relationships at the moment, we didn't want to bring it up. I did ask him about his past. And as it turns out he did pretty much exactly what the people we had visited did. Apparently he used to make those videos at his house. I actually kind of want to go over there and see it, but I could tell he wanted to drop the subject. I figured, like me, he had gotten caught up in the moment, but what a moment it was!

DAVID:
Back at the hotel I got a message from the first couple we had visited in London. "Hey! We wanted to let you know that the guy you were asking about just called us and asked if we could make plans to fly to New York next week. He said he was about to get another large deposit of money and wanted us to be there to help him celebrate. We didn't know if you would be anywhere near there next week and maybe be there too? He was open to having more girls there and we thought of your girlfriend."
I called Karen and let her know what was going on. We decided to get the authorities involved as they could check phone records, etc. We went to Paris anyway because we had already purchased the tickets. And that's when I found your outfit that I bought. I'm not sure what Karen was doing as I only saw her when we landed and when we left. But...later I found out she met with the lady that does that guy's customs in Paris. And she wouldn't tell me, but I found out from that lady, that she did a messy session with her while we were in Paris. I couldn't believe it.

KAREN:
Then we got a big break as the guy we were trailing had called the first couple we had visited and asked them to come to New York to celebrate him getting a large amount of money. They actually asked about having me join them getting messy with/for this guy. The guy kind of creeped me out, especially since we were investigating him, but I did like the idea of getting messy again.
Then I remembered we had already booked our travel to Paris. We each had a hotel room and David had actually booked a session with another lady that the guy was supposedly seeing in Paris. He didn't think it was necessary for us to have the session since we had that big lead. Honestly I was just excited to go to Paris. I've wanted to go there since I was a little girl.
I decided, in the interest of the investigation, to go ahead and attend the session with that lady. The day before the session, David and I were walking around some shops in Paris and I saw a very sexy, naughty, lingerie store. I made up my mind that I would get something to wear for the next day's session. David clearly liked the store too as we walked through it. I picked out a couple of outfits, one to bring home and one to mess up the next day. I got the vote of approval on both of them from David. He was looking for something for his girlfriend and I pointed one out to him that I thought would look good on her, at least from the photos I had seen. He agreed and bought it.
The next day we went over to have the session with the lady in Paris who went by the name, "Madame des Tartes." She took me back to change while David sat around talking to another girl that was there. I put on my new outfit and I know I am a little biased and conceited at times, but I looked damn sexy! The lady even let me borrow a pair of heels that came pretty close to matching the outfit, which was super tight, all black, and super shiny. It showed off my entire body, with a very low, barely covering my top that connected to the panties with lots of openings in between. My ass was basically completely showing. I never would have picked this one out before coming on this trip.
The girl that David was talking to came back and she changed too. Apparently she was going to take part in whatever I was doing. Her outfit consisted of a few strands of fabric covering her breasts and her crotch. She put on some heels as well. In the heels I was wearing I was a little taller than her. The "madame" was wearing what looked like an outfit as well. She was wearing what looked like a nightgown that barely covered anything. We all walked out to the area in front of the camera. The "madame" went over and said something to David and then walked back over to us. My guess is that she asked him to turn the cameras on and make sure they were pointed in the right direction.
The one girl, Jess, was on my right and the "madame" was on my left. Jess told me to just relax, act normal, and have fun. Apparently this was some sort of a scene where the other two ladies were arguing about something. There was a cart of pies on each side of them. They argued back and forth for a minute then the "madame" picked up a pie. She slammed it right in Jess's face. Pie went everywhere, including onto me. Jess then picked up a pie and slammed it into the face of the "madame." Again, pie flew everywhere. It was actually pretty comical and I giggled a little bit. Apparently that is part of the normal act as both of the ladies picked up a pie and hit me with them, right on each side of my head. I laughed again and then received a pie in the face and one right onto my breasts. After that I kind of lost track of what was going on as there were pies going every direction. The barrage finally stopped and I scraped my eyes clean. All three of us were pretty well covered in pie, with me clearly getting the worst of it.
"Great job, Karen!" Jess said as she wiped the pie off of her face. I couldn't help but look down at her enormous breasts which had fallen out of her outfit and were covered in pie. "Can I let you in on something?" She asked.
"Sure." I said, a little embarrassed that she saw me checking out her cleavage.
"Look behind you."
I turned around and there was another cart of pies that apparently was there for me to use during the scene. I had just been reaching over and getting pies off of their carts when I could. "Oh..." I said out loud.
I heard David pipe up, "We can't let those go to waste!"
The "madame" whispered something to Jess and she took me to the back and led me under the shower where I rinsed off the pie that covered me. I started to undress but she told me to just stay in that outfit. Jess rinsed off and changed into a cute little dress. I was a little jealous. She led me back out to the camera area where there were now two chairs. Jess sat me down in one and proceeded to tie my hands behind the back of the chair. That made me a little nervous but I guess it probably fit with what I was wearing. I expected Jess to sit down in the other chair but she was moving a small tale in between the two chairs and then went to the back. Then I got a big surprise, the "madame" led David over to the chair and he was just in his boxers and nothing else. He looked really good. I never imagined him to be in that great of shape but let me tell you...he looked damn good. He got tied to the chair like me.
Jess came back with a deck of oversized cards. They looked pretty ridiculous. "We're going to play a game of War. Loser of each draw gets a pie. Here we go!"
She turned over the first card and set it in front of me. It was an 8 of clubs. She turned over the next card and sat it down in front of David. It was a 10 of hearts. Jess picked up a pie and slammed it into my face. David won the next draw as well and Jess put that pie directly on top of my head. She was kind enough to wipe off my eyes each time so that I could see. Finally I won a draw and Jess plastered it right into David's face. I laughed out loud at that one. I was actually having a really good time, in my wet lingerie, with my head covered in pie. I lost again and she smeared this pie all over my chest. That was when I started to get turned on. David's next pie ended up being smeared all over his chest. I kind of wished that I was the one smearing it there.
Jess had us both stand up at that point, both of us with our hands still tied behind our backs. I could see David's dick in his boxers and it was very hard. It made me think back to being in that slime booth and making him come in my hand. I wasn't even paying attention to the cards being drawn and apparently I lost again as Jess smeared the next pie all over my ass. We had to be almost through all of the pies at this point. David won the next round again and this time Jess smeared it all over my stomach. I was a complete mess as you couldn't even really see my sexy outfit through all of the pie.
"OK! There's 2 pies left. Winner of this round gets to be untied and pie the loser themselves." I was excited at the chance to pie David because I knew exactly where I would place the pie. Jess turned over my card, it was a four of spades, not really ideal for winning. I hoped David would get the hint and put the pie right where I wanted it. Jess turned over David's card to reveal a four of diamonds. We Tied. Jess undid the straps holding my hands together and then did the same for David. She handed each of us a pie and then walked away. I didn't waste any time I pulled down David's boxers and pied him right in the crotch. David must have been thinking the same thing because he pulled down my panties and pied me right in the pussy. And then we just started touching each other pretty aggressively. I slipped on all the pie on the floor, lost my balance, and fell down on my back on the floor. David got down on the floor with me and we continued to work on each other.
Part of me really wanted him to just get on top of me and slide his manhood into me. I didn't really care about my boyfriend at that point. But David just continued to work his fingers all over the insides of my pussy, then he hit that spot that makes me crazy. He told me later that I got really loud at that point. I really couldn't tell you what was happening, I just know it felt great. And out of the corner of my eye I saw Jess standing near us. I wanted to stop because she was there but I didn't want to stop because it felt so good. Next thing I knew there was a flood, of what I quickly figured out was chocolate syrup, poured out over the both of us. That must be his thing because like the last time he immediately came in my hand and when he did that so did I. It was so crazy.
Afterwards we went back and rinsed off in the shower together. And let me tell you...I definitely ran my hands over those muscles. He was so hot to me right then.

DAVID:
We met the authorities back in New York and shared all of our info. And because of our help they were able to determine that both of the two guys we followed were embezzling money from the company, a lot of it. And because the guy told that couple he was about to get a lot more, everything was put in place to catch him in the act. Unfortunately for Karen, they wanted us involved since we had a relationship with the couple that was flying in from London. I got to wear a wire because they were worried about Karen wearing a wire if things went the way they normally went when making these videos.

KAREN:
When we got back to New York we got the authorities involved. And it turns out that the guy we were following and the guy we originally went to investigate were both embezzling money, a lot of money. Then they asked us to be part of the sting operation. David wore a wire and we were to meet the couple from London at the original guy's house for a big "messy" session with the both of them. I had kind of gotten used to getting messy so I agreed to take part. Apparently the first lady I met in London, Gail, would be getting messy with me and the two guys. She told me to just follow her lead and it would be pretty easy.

DAVID:
We got to the guy's house, the one we originally had been watching and walked in with the couple from London. I went under the guise of being the boyfriend of Karen and wanted to make sure she was safe. Everyone seemed to believe it as we sat around and planned out the activities. The goal was for us to get one or hopefully both of the guys to admit getting a lot of money. I tried a lot of "this is a really nice place" lines but they weren't working. Then I casually brought up the info that the couple from London had shared, "I hear you guys are about to come into a lot of money. Looks like you're already doing really well."
"Yes, very shortly, we're both getting a large payout from our company, Steerman Enterprises. It's going to be great."
"Cool," I replied, feeling like I was leading them down the right path. "You guys getting bonuses or what?"
The other guy replied, "Yeah, we've been getting them really good results so we're getting a $15 million bonus to split."
I got it. They were had.

KAREN:
Gail had bikinis for both of us to wear. They didn't cover much but hopefully we wouldn't have to be here long. We showed up with her man, Jason, and David at the guy's place we had originally staked out. His boss showed up a few minutes later and both of the guys looked very excited at the thought of what was going to happen. If only they knew...
We walked out in our bikinis and posed for them for a little bit. . I made a few comments about how amazing of a place this was. Then I said something about the fact that they must be very important people to live in a rich neighborhood like this. The guy who lived there quickly responded, "You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait til you see where I'm moving to next."
"Really? Why would you move form a place like this?" I said.
"Well...we are both about to come into a large sum of cash. In fact in about 10 minutes it will hit our bank account. Which is the reason I brought you guys here. I wanted to celebrate the right way, with beautiful women getting messy."
"I can't wait! We're going to split $15 million!" The other guy exclaimed.
"Wow! I've never heard of a company giving out a bonus like that. You guys must be important and they must really like you." I said.
"Well, they think we're ok. Which is fine by me!" The other guy said. Clearly implicating the both of them at this point.
"Let's get started! I want a pie in your face right at the top of the hour when we are both rich!"
Gail brought out a cart of pies and other items. Her man, Jason, had already laid out a protective tarp, and it was time for mess. I had kind of hoped the cops would barge in before we got started but I later learned that they were waiting for the money to hit their account.
We stood in front of them, each of us holding a pie, posing. "Why don't you guys play for a bit before the big moment?" The boss said.
Gail looked at me, shrugged her shoulders and put the pie in my face. Because I was just wearing a bikini, the cream just dropped right onto my breasts. But it felt kind of good. I scraped the pie out of my eyes and proceeded to plant a pie right into Gail's face and into her red hair. I could see the bits of pie dropping into her bikini as well. She looked over at the two guys who were clearly enjoying themselves. "You guys have time for a couple more of those."
They each grabbed a pie and this time Gail slammed it into her face and smeared it down over her chest. I quickly did the same thing to her. It was actually fun if it hadn't been for the two guys sitting there watching us. Gail grabbed a bucket and dumped it out over my head. It was some sort of cake batter. I grabbed a bucket and did the same to her. Her body turned brown from the chocolate cake batter. My body was white from what I assumed was vanilla cake batter.
"Ok, it's time. Bring me a pie!" The boss yelled out.
I looked over at the clock and saw that it was almost the top of the hour. We took each of the guys a pie and stood right in front of them. The other guy had his phone out and had a countdown clock going. When it got to 10, he started yelling out the countdown. Both of the guys had the pies in their hands ready to smash it into our faces. Gail looked over at me and somehow I think we connected telepathically because when the countdown got to 2 we both leaned in real close to the two guys and when they got to 1 and were about to smash the pies, we each put our hands onto the back of the pie and pushed it right back into their faces. It went all over their head, onto their business clothes.
"You guys are a couple of tricksters. You'll get it now." They were both starting to get up when the police came through the door that David had apparently unlocked. And then there were arrested, each of them with pie all over their faces. It was pretty awesome.

DAVID:
So the ladies had to do a few pies on each other to keep up the charade. Then, when the money hit their account, the girls pied them in the face as the police came in through the door I had unlocked for them. It was pretty awesome. The ladies cleaned up and we were done. Mission accomplished.

KAREN:
So Jason asked the police if we could clean up before leaving. They had no problem with it. They just asked that we lock the door when we left, which surprised me but I guess they had what they needed. When Jason came back and told us that. Gail and I looked at each other, and then we both ran for the cart of stuff and began to pie each other again. We ended up rolling around on the tarp together smearing pie all over each other and our bikini tops came off at some point. It was a fun stress release. The guys were just standing off to the side watching us. When I looked over at David I could see that he was aroused again. And Jason was in the same state. I got up, picked up a pie, and walked towards him. Gail stopped me and asked, "Why don't you take care of me?" When I turned around she was completely naked and grabbed my hand to slide my fingers into her pussy. It was the first time I had ever been with a woman like that. But I was in a pretty aroused state so I just went with it. It wasn't long before I was naked and her fingers were in my pussy too. And she knew exactly how and where to touch me. It was amazing. We ended back on the floor touching each other. It went on for a bit and I know I was about to lose control but was trying to make sure she did as well when I heard Jason's British accent, "I thought we were going to clean up? If you guys are going to do this, at least finish everything!" And with that both he and David began to pour out the remaining buckets of cake batter all over us. I felt like David because that sent me over the edge and I came all over Gail's fingers. And she did the same.
We went and took a shower while the guys cleaned up the mess we had made. It was strange but I actually enjoyed taking a shower with her. It was soothing and sensual. I was very surprised. We got each other clean and turned off the shower. Gail reached out of the shower to grab us some towels when Jason came around the corner, opened up the shower and hit each of us in the face with a pie. "You forgot two of them!"
I don't know why I did this, maybe to get Jason jealous, or maybe because I was already turned on, but I pulled Gail back into the shower and began kissing her on the lips. We had a very long, very passionate kiss. It was better than most kisses I've received from men lately.
We finished up with the police the next day and then finally came home. What a trip!