Alex came into J's suite. "Hey, I need you to have a talk with Kelsey."

J looked up at his manager, the V.P. of HR and his sometimes sexual partner. "Oh?" he asked, "What's up?"

Alex leaned on the desk across from J, "She could use a little more professional maturity. She's very effective, but to sarcastic to customers and co-workers. Sarcasm is fine, if it's funny, but there are some grumblings from customers and comments from staff. Why don't you take the big room upstairs, and.. you know. Have a chat, however you like. Just get results, J. We want to keep her around, but with a better bedside manner so to speak."

J nodded, "Understood! I'm on it. I have a good idea of where to go with this."

Alex smiled, "You usually do!" and left J to the task.

A few hours later, J called for Kelsey to come up to the large conference room on the top floor of their office building.

Kelsey, a beautiful but usually unsmiling young woman in her 20s, with short blonde spiky hair, knocked on the door.

"Enter!" said J, loudly.

She entered, wearing a blue dress, and conservative 2-inch heels.

She saw the racks and racks of pies in the room, but thought nothing of it. In this company, conference rooms and offices loaded with big, tall cream-laden pies was a given. And to date she hadn't been pied in the face, the rare employee at the company who hadn't experienced that slapstick fate at least once.

Unsmiling, as always, she said, "Hi J. How may I help you?"

J asked, "Kelsey, thanks for coming. I'll get right to it. What do you think is your strongest feature at the company, in your role?"

Kelsey shrugged, "That's easy. I do what I'm told to do, and I get the job done and done well."

J nodded, and stood from the desk chair. "Right, and I agree on all points." He was dressed in a blue bespoke shirt, black chinos, and Italian loafers. The second button of his shirt was unbuttoned, professional but casual.

Kelsey appreciated J's fashion, and he wasn't bad looking at all, she thought. She said, "I take orders. I'm good at taking orders. It's in my nature, and I'm an over-achiever. Is that all you needed?"

J said, "No, no, please stay, I'll dismiss you when we're finished, no worries."

Kelsey stood at attention, a slight twitch of an eyebrow indicating something J said caught her attention.

"Yes, sir, then!" Kelsey stated.

J laughed, "Just 'J' please. I'm too young for 'sir'!"

Kelsey shifted from one foot to the other, "OK J."

J walked over and locked the door to the conference room.

Kelsey gave a puzzled look, but thought little of it after a moment.

J said, "Kelsey, take off your shoes.". Kelsey shrugged, and kicked her shoes off and put them along a wall. "There has been some feedback that your natural sarcasm has put some people off, including customers. Most of us enjoy your wit, even if it is a little sharp sometime. We love the work you're doing, and your attention to detail and dependability. We want to see you apply a little more humor as you continue to be successful.

"Now, take off your dress." J said casually. Kelsey gave him a confused look, and the said, "Um, OK...". She removed her blue dress and stood topless, dressed only in white panties. "Not sure how this is humor, but I'll take directive, sure."

J waved at her crotch area "Those too. I need you nude for this discussion."

Kelsey, said, "OK. Yes si- J." She slid off her underwear, and now stood naked. "I have no problem taking off my clothes, I do it every day if you're wondering."

J smiled, "Don't we all!"

J looked Kelsey up and down and felt a thrill shoot up and down his body. She was a very good looking woman, he thought.

J stepped around and behind Kelsey, and said, "Give me your wrists." Kelsey did as she was told, and put her hands behind her back. While he bound her wrists together she said, "Are you going to spank me? I've been spanked before. By men and by women. I like it!". She bit her bottom lip for a moment in anticipation.

J said, "No... no spanking. I left my oak paddle at home."

Kelsey smirked and said, "Too bad! I'm pretty flexible, in case you remember to bring it to work some day!" and for the first time actually cracked a small smile. Nothing crazy, more of an entertained smirk than anything.

J walked back in front of her, and crossed his arms. "There! Not bad! How do you feel, naked and tied?". He noted her naked body, and felt a twinge in his crotch. 'Holy fuck, Kelsey is fine! What a body.' he thought.

She smirked again, "Like I've come home!" she wise cracked. "Are you getting your kicks, J?"

J laughed, "Oh not yet I'm not. But the view is pretty special"

Kelsey nodded as J rolled up his sleeves, and then something occurred to her. Tied up, a need for more humor, and a room stacked with big creamy pies? Her mouth opened in surprise, her stoic visage cracked into a look of surprise and she said, "Oh shit! OH, no. No no no! No way!"

J asked "What are you oh-no'ing about Kels?"

Kelsey said, "I've been here for three years and I've never been pied! We're not going to start now!"

"Oh, you have to get naked and pied in the face at least once around here. You wouldn't believe what Vice President Alex did to me when I was hired."

Kelsey replied, "I heard about it. She said, um, very nice things. So why don't we switch places then? You stand here naked and I'll hit you with a pie instead."

J shook his head and said, "Nope. I'm wearing clothes, and you're not. I think I'll pass on a pie this time. You, however..."

She shook her head, "Nope, nuh uh! I've avoided it this far! Can you please untie me and let me go? Please? Don't make me beg. I love to beg."

J shook his head again, "Can't do."

Kelsey stamped her foot, "Fuck! And I need to do what you tell me to do. Oh fuck a duck!"

J asked, "And why is that?"

Kelsey replied, "It's how I'm wired. I'm incredibly submissive."

J turned and smiled, "Oh that changes everything! You shouldn't have told me that!" and he laughed.

She said, "Oh dammit. Fucking.... fuck!"

J picked up a particularly large and tall pie, loaded with the company's custom whipped cream mixture that thickly stuck to almost anything, but especially stuck to skin.

Kelsey's eyes went wide, "Oh no.. please... no, please.. that pie is way too big. Can't you use a cupcake or something?"

J said, "No, no cupcake. It wouldn't be funny if it didn't obliterate you with cream!"

She said, "I assure it not funny at all! Come on, no pie in the face for three years that has to count for something?"

J asked, "Yeah about that, how'd you avoid it for so long?"

She shrugged, "I'm just smarter than the rest of you?"

J let her words sink in for a moment, and grinned. He took a step forward, pie in hand, and said "Oh, now you're just asking for it!"

Kelsey squirmed, but tied she was unable to move her hands. And she couldn't run anywhere safe. "No, no no, please.. don't throw that pie! Ah um don't smash it, smush it, or whatever else goes on around here when someone gets pied! I do not want to get pied!"

J stepped closer to the petite, nude woman. "At least you have short spiky hair, it'll be a lot easier to wash when I'm done with you!" he said.

She groaned, "Oh HA-HA. Just, please.. don't. no no no no no no no.."

J cocked his arm back, a large gesture to throw a pie. He did it mainly to torture Kelsey. She watched his movement with wide eyes and shrieked, "NO!" and then, almost breathless, "No no no no no n-MMPH!" Her words cut off by the enormous pie being tossed directly into her face with a loud 'Pop', sending cream all over her face, hair, neck and shoulders, and to the room behind her in a wave and corona of coconut cream pie.

J said, casually, "A pie in the face. Kelsey got pied. Very funny too!". He laughed,

Kelsey, stunned, her mouth a large 'O' of shock, gasped loudly, and stood stunned, pied in the face and unable to move. A big piece of pastry base and cream fell from her head and landed on her bare left breast.

J put his hands on his hips, and smiling, watched as the pie oozed and fell down from Kelsey's face and head. She was stunned for what seemed like a long time, and then she closed and opened her mouth, drawing cream from her lips onto her tongue. "Unfuckingbelievable" she said. She nodded her head, "Yup. A pie in the face. OK. OK. Ha freakin' Ha. You pied me!" She shook her head to get some of the pie from her face. Finally, enough came off for her to open her eyes. She blinked at J, two big beautiful eyes peeking out from a completely pied face.

J was about to speak when a big piece of pie fell from Kelsey's left breast, leaving a streak of white in it's wake, and landed on the floor with a loud "Splap!". They both looked at the pie land on the floor, and then back up at each other. J said, "Now that is a very good look for you, Kels."

"Ha. Ha." she said, sarcastically. "OK, you got me. And I admit you got me good! But still. First time ever I got a pie in the face. Goddammit!"

J walked up and took her by the shoulders and gently turned her body so she could see herself in the mirrors of a mirrored closet.

She blinked, and then lost composure, snorting a laugh at herself. "Ok, fine, you win, it DOES look funny! I'll confess! I'll also confess I think it's funny when it happens to other people, not to me!".

J said, "I dunno, Kels, I think you look hot! And yeah, you do look ridiculous."

She turned back to J, who was holding another enormous, much-too-large creamy pie. She tilted her head, "Noooooo.. J, no!" As he took a step toward her, she gave him an expression of warning - at least as much as possible given her pied face. "Just - no! No? Don't.. " he smashed the pie into her face, smearing it around her face and then up into her hair.

"Pbbxftxftxft!" she sputtered, and licked cream from her lips, "Oh the hair! Of course you got it in my hair!" Once again, pie and cream fell and landed on various parts of her naked body and to the floor. She was more splattered with cream from the shoulders down, and her shoulders were wrapped in a ribbon of whipped cream. She shook her head again, vigorously which made her breasts and butt quiver. "Ahhhh, fuck. . . " she said. She could only see out of one eye. She looked at J, and watched him pick up another pie. Also stupidly large.

"Oh COME ON!" she exclaimed. J, grinning, launched the pie and it landed in Kelsey's face with a loud "POP! followed by smaller "pops" as the pie hit the walls and the floor behind her. Kelsey growled in frustration, and licked more cream from her lips.

"At least it tastes good" she quipped. Her most recent pie int the face covered her with more cream but also moved enough from her eyes that she could open them, and blink at J from under whipped-cream eyelashes.

"How's it feel?" J asked.

Kelsey replied, "I hate to admit it but it feels good. I'm beginning to see why you all like this so much."

J grinned, "Yeah. When I really got creamed, I couldn't believe how good it felt. Anyway, I"m enjoying this! A lot!" he picked up another pie. He asked, "Are you enjoying this? You must answer truthfully."

She said "Truthfully?" she blew cream out of her nose with a huff. "Truthfully.. well it doesn't suck. It appeals to my submissive nature."

J said, "Oh, well, that changes everything!" and smashed the pie in her face, and again smooshed it around from ear to ear. She gave a muffled "Oomph!" sound.

Kelsey gasped, and this time unable to see, wise-cracked, "What changes everything? The bulge in your pants?"

J said, "What changes is that now you're in my complete control. And we have so many pies left."

That elicited a shiver and a gasp from Kelsey, and a throaty laugh. "Oh.. no fair at all..now we're getting interesting!"

"Are we?" J asked. "Why?"

Kelsey licked cream from her lower lip, "You said the magic word, 'control'". Her voice was husky, and it seemed to J that Kelsey was enjoying herself despite her resistance to getting pied.

J wiped her eyes and nose, and she blinked them open and looked down at her body. "Not bad. I've seen worse splatter". Her body was splattered with cream, and a band of whipped cream was resting on her chest, slowly sliding downwards as she moved. J looked at her, and the bulge in his pants was indeed getting bigger.

Kelsey turned briefly to look at herself in the mirror, uttered a brief snicker, and turned back to J.

J said, "On your knees." Kelsey sunk to her knees, trying to avoid the pie on the floor at her feet. Once kneeling, she looked at J, and then looked at his bulge, and then up at J's face again. "Is that for me, or is that for the pies?"

J said, "How about both?"

Kelsey snickered again, "Someone has a a pie fetish."

J ignored her comment, and lined up 5 pies on a table near where Kelsey was kneeling. She looked at the pies, and said, "What are you doing?" nervously.

J lined up several more pies behind the first rank. "I'm doing something I've wanted to do, and this is my first chance to do it. I'm going to enjoy this!" J picked up two pies. Kelsey looked at him, eyes widening, "No.. please I've had enough.. oh no!"

J turned to her, a pie in each hand. Kelsey said, "When I woke up this morning I did not plan on a pie in the face, or getting tied up and pied! Please, why am I getting so pied?"

J wasn't certain if Kelsey was sincere or play-acting. He said, "Oh, I'm hoping you find the humor in all of this! Kelsey, you are getting mercilessly pied. And there is nothing you can do to escape your pie in the face fate today!"

Kelsey huffed, "Nothing?"

J said, 'Nothing.

Kelsey straightened her back, and thrust out her chest, and settled into a more comfortable position on her knees. "I submit to you, J. I submit. You can do anything you want, I can't stop you", she said in a breathy, low voice.

As J moved to pie Kelsey, she uttered a low, breathy, "Oh shit..". J took the opportunity to spank Kelsey once with the flat of his palm. There was a loud 'Smack!!' in the room and Kelsey jumped, her body quivering and shedding more whipped cream and pie. She broke into a wide smile, and laughed once. She said in a husky voice, "Oh I like thaaaat...". Her ass felt soft and incredibly smooth in J's palm.

J then pied her in the face, a perfect pie in the face with one of the large coconut cream pies he'd lined up and staged for use. She groaned a small involuntary groan. J then took the second pie and tossed it at the side of Kelsey's face, pieing the right side of her head. The angle of the pie landing on Kelsey sent a corona of cream to land over the top of her head and across her chest, sending a wave of pie and cream across her bare beasts.

He moved around her, and pied the left side of her head in a similar manner, sending more cream to splash and splatter across her body. He took a fourth pie and planted it onto the top of her head, where it stuck like a hat, and a fifth pie was thrown at the back of her head. Each time Kelsey was hit with a pie, she made a small sound - a low, breathy guttural noise. She was breathing harder now, through her mouth.

He entire head coated and covered with coconut cream pie, and crust was falling and bouncing off of arms, breasts, shoulders, and back. Silently, J picked up two more pies. He smashed one pie on Kelsey's left breast. She jumped, and yelped loudly, "Oh!!". He smashed the other pie on her right breast, and she jumped again, "Gah!". Her breath was quick.

As pie slid and oozed and crept over her bare skin, she remained on her knees. J picked up another, very large, pie, and said, "Kelsey, sit up straight." She did as told, and straightened up again having been slouching since the first of the many pies landed on her face and body. J leaned down, and smashed the pie, gooey whipped cream towering on it, all over Kelsey's exposed crotch. Kelsey's mouth opened widely, her jaw dropping as she yelled loudly, "AUGH!". She caught her breath and held is, and squeezed her eyes shut, and then said, "OH!" loudly.

J smeared the pie over her thighs, and between them, and up and down her clit and pussy. Soft, thick, cool cream. He slide his hand on her sex, sliding up and back a few times to make sure she was good and pied, and then picked up a huge dollop of cream from the floor and applied it thickly to her sex. At that, she once again exclaimed, "AAAOOOUGH!".

J stood up and wiped his hands on a towel, smiling. Kelsey's pied face was still in an expression of shocked pleasure, and once she was able to speak, she said, "Mother fucker!"

J asked, "Are you alright?"

Kelsey nodded her completely creamed and pied head.

"Would you like to stop?" he asked.

Kelsey shook her head emphatically, "No!"

J wiped her eyes and nose again, and she blinked up at him. Her face was cream-coated and white, and a dollop of whipped cream hung from the tip of her nose. The front of her torso was pied and covered thickly with cream in smears and in large globs, from neck to knees.

J stood in front of her, and she looked up at him, their eyes locked. She was still breathing heavily. J picked up a pie and tossed it at Kelsey where it exploded in a creamy mess across her chest and breasts. He picked up another pie and lobbed it at her face, once again giving the short buxom woman a pie in the face. Kelsey took the pie, and licked her lips. She could see out of one eye.

J picked up a pie, and looked at Kelsey. A moment passed between them, and Kelsey nodded enthusiastically. Without a word from either of them, J threw the pie and gave her another pie in the face.

She shook her head to remove pie crust from her eyes and nose. Blinking up at J again, she said, "You have quite the erection there."

J shrugged, "I love my work, what can I say?" Kelsey chuckled. J asked, "Let me ask you, Kels, are you into men? Women? Both?"

"Both", she replied. "Both at once preferable, but I can only dream!"

J asked "Got someone for you at home?" Kelsey shook her head, "No. Dating is hard. People don't like me very much. What about you? Arent you Alex's pet fucktoy?"

J laughed, "No! Well, once every few months. But no one special." J tossed another pie at Kelsey, who turned her face into into it and caught the pie squarely in her face. She was squirming, rubbing her thighs together, trying to get as much friction on her pie-covered clit as she could.

J walked behind Kelsey with two pies, and she asked, "What are you doing?" Silently, he smashed on pie across her back, and the other onto her round, sexy bare ass. She jumped, and gasped. "OH, that feels good!"

J repeated with two more pies, and covered her back and backside with cream. "I want to make it look like you've been dipped in whipped cream!"

Kelsey actually laughed!

There was a knock at the door, and Kelsey heard someone say, "We're ready for you now."

J said, "Kels, stand up." She slowly stood up, with help from J as she slipped on pie. Her feet were covered with cream. He wiped his hands on a towel, as almost every inch of her naked skin was absolutely covered in cream. Her head was a pied, cream-covered blob with two beautiful eyes peeking out. He wiped her eyes again, and slowly guided her to the door.

"What's.. what's going on?" she asked.

J said, "Just walk!" and he guided her, hands still bound behind her back, out of the conference room.

They turned up the hallway, where twenty or so employees were lined at the sides. "Oh fuck me!" Kelsey said, suddenly aware of her state as nude and mercilessly, completely pied from head to toe. Only her calves were showing bare skin in spots where they weren't smeared with whipped cream.

Each employee was holding a huge cream pie. A cheer went up as soon as she stepped into the hallway from the conference room. Alex was at the far end of the hallway, her arms crossed and a wide, wide smile on her face.

J heard Kelsey mutter, "Oh fuck me..."

Some of the employees were in bikinis, or shorts, and some in casual business attire. J announced, "Hey folks, I present to you our very own Kelsey, whom we love! Stripped naked, and I DO mean naked, and pied. Epic-level pied!" The people cheered. One yelled, "Way to go Kels!"

She muttered, "Oh my fucking god..."

Someone yelled, "Say a few words!"

Kelsey blew some cream from her nose, and said, "Thank you, thank you. Yes, yes, I got pied, which is a bit of an understatement as you can see.." someone interrupted, "And it ain't over yet!"

Kelsey replied, "And it ain't over yet, yes yes, I can see that. I see some of you are in bikinis or shorts.. It's a shame no one got naked..."

At that, a bikini clad woman, red hair and narrow waist with incredibly sexy tits and ass and grinning from ear to ear, placed her pie on the floor and quickly shed her bikini. She raised her arms over her head and, grinning and nude, yelled, "Ta daa! For you Kels!" The woman picked up her pie.

Kelsey yelled "That's more like it!" and turned to J and muttered, "I like her, let's keep her!" J laughed.

Alex yelled, from the end of the hallway "Start walking!"

Kelsey said, "Oh... fuck me. Fuck me in a bucket. . ." Before taking a step, she turned to J, "I really like this part!"

With a deep breath, and pie and cream falling from her body as she walked slowly, she took steps down the hallway. As she passed the employees on either side, they pied her. She felt embarrassed, she felt thrilled, she felt an intensely erotic feeling being forced to march past people like this, exposed and vulnerable as they pied her. A conflict of nervous shame and insanely powerful arousal.

Employees grinning, smiling, and laughing, they'd give her and she'd receive a pie in the face, or a pie on one of her breasts, or a pie across her ass from her fellow employees. Now pied literally from head to toe, Kelsey took ginger steps along the hallway, her hands bound behind her back, and stopping to shake pie from her head every few steps. When she couldn't see, someone would clear her eyes for her.

About halfway up the hallway, the nude woman with the red hair dashed up and slowly smashed a pie in Kelsey's face, smearing it around and around almost lovingly, sensually. "This is for you, Kels! With lots of love from me!" she said, grinning, and then laughed, "We love you Kelsey!!" When she got back in line, the person standing next to her, an olive skinned woman with dark curly hair, without warning and in total surprise pied the red-head. A scream from the redhead, and peals of laughter from everyone else, erupted as the redhead bent over in laughter, having just taken a surprise pie in the face she was absolutely not expecting! She blinked open her eyes, and pied & pie-splattered, she waved at Kelsey, laughing.

Kelsey laughed, and said, "This was worth it just to see that!"

As Kelsey walked, she took a pie in the face, or tits, or ass. By the end of the hallway, she stood in front of Alex, literally pied from head to toe, back to front. 41 pies later (redhead got it with one to the face!), she was a walking blob of thick coconut cream pie.

Alex said, "You look great, Kels! Welcome to the club!"

Kelsey, quivering, said, "Thank you?"

Alex asked, "How do you feel?"

Kelsey replied, "Amazing. I-- that's all I'll say."

Alex leaned in and wiped cream from Kelsey's ear. "Need a vibrator?"

Kelsey huffed a laugh, "Oh yeah you have NO idea."

Alex said, "Oh, I do, believe me. We'll discuss it some time. But welcome to the club, and go take care of yourself."

Kelsey boldly said, "Can I just have J and Siobhan, that red-head? I promise I won't break them!"

Alex laughed and said, "I think you can manifest that all by yourself, Kelsey! Now go, take care of yourself! And oh, Kels? You look fucking amazing. Hottest I've ever seen you". Alex untied Kelsey's bonds.

Kelsey said, "Pff! But thank you."and used her now freed hands to wipe her face, which stayed white but at least cleared her eyes and nose of whipped cream. She turned and waved to the people in the hall. They cheered and waved back, including the pied red-head, who looked cute and funny completely naked with a pie in the face (and hair and shoulders), and was beaming at Kelsey, and it looked like she was biting her lower lip. Kelsey felt a stirring in her already aroused body. "I think I found a new crush", she said to herself, and strolled to the company's gym showers.