Me: What are you wearing?
PaintedDeer: I'm wearing a gray t shirt with a pocket, a blue and white fleece pullover, blue jeans, boxer shorts, wool socks, and Nike Air Trainer sneakers. You?
Me: Hold on. Let me reach inside your pullover and put an egg in the pocket of your t-shirt - for later.
Me: Compression boxers and athletic shorts/socks. T-shirt undershirt and oxford shirt with pocket.
PaintedDeer: I hope it doesn't break! *that is a lie*
PaintedDeer: *I squirt a little purple finger paint in your shirt pocket*
PaintedDeer: Ooops!
Me: Damn! That's not going to look good with my tan shirt.
PaintedDeer: I thought you had a pocket protector!
Me: Just because I have tape on my glasses doesn't mean..... (Oh well, I guess it does).
Me: Could I borrow that fingerpaint for a second?
PaintedDeer: Sure! *Hands you the fingerpaint*
Me: OOOps. Squirted some on your shoe (leaning down to untie shoe. I hope I don't accidentally knock you over.
PaintedDeer: *eyeing all the desserts and paint lying around, hoping you don't knock me over* (good luck!)
Me: OOOps. I got one shoe off, but you fell butt first into a plate of pudding (why did you put pudding in a plate?
Me: Starting to untie your other shoe
PaintedDeer: *I dip my finger in your paint pocket, and dab a little paint on the tip of your nose*
Me: Very dainty, you are (I sneeze
PaintedDeer: *The pudding is soaking through my jeans and boxers*
Me: Sorry, wiping paint off onto your jeans leg.
PaintedDeer: *I slip a little bit, knocking over a small bucket of red paint. The spill soaks the bottoms of your socks*
PaintedDeer: Careful! You're going to leave footprints everywhere!
Me: Ewww - yuck. Bottom of socks are sticking to the floor.
PaintedDeer: Here, let's take these off. *I start to take your paint-soaked socks off*
PaintedDeer: C'mon a little paint never hurt anybody!
Me: I trip, stopping my landing with my hand on your egg, I mean pocket, I mean, sorry.
Me: I slip further, landing completely on top of you (so much for the theory that paint never hurt anyone.
PaintedDeer: *the egg soaks through my shirt and pull-over* Here, let me return the favor!
PaintedDeer: *I pop an egg in your paint pocket and break it*
Me: Hey!
PaintedDeer: *You have pushed us back onto a few cakes and bottles of paint, which are smattered all over my back*
Me: Mmmm I feel egg seeping through my boxers.
Me: Yeah, your back looks pretty colorful.
PaintedDeer: *I push you into your own assortment of paint and desserts*
PaintedDeer: I really like this whole... colorful thing.
Me: Hey (rolling backwards.
Me: Grabbing your feet, to get your socks off too.
Me: (Little does he know I am planning on tickling his feet.
PaintedDeer: *I grab a green-frosted cupcake and a bottle of green paint*
PaintedDeer: I think you outfit could use a little more... green *I smooth the cupcake on top of your head, and drizzle the whole bottle over the cupcake*
Me: It's not easy, being green.
Me: I grab one of your ankles and tickle your bare foot.
PaintedDeer: Yeah, It looks pretty hard. *staring at your tenting shorts*
PaintedDeer: St-stop it! *The tickling makes me flail around, smashing into more desserts and paint*
Me: Hey, you're getting paint on me!
Me: What color was that pullover? It looks like a coat of many colors now.
PaintedDeer: Oh?? *I fling some purple paint at you*
PaintedDeer: I can't remember now. I think it needs some more color though
Me: Picking up some cake with blue frosting, and dumping it on your chest.
PaintedDeer: *I scoop some frosting and paint off my pullover, and smear it on your crotch*
Me: Getting some butterscotch podding, pulling up the hem of your fleece, and rubbingt the pudding on the front of your shirt.
PaintedDeer: *I smash some eggs on your head and sprinkle you with flour*
PaintedDeer: I didn't know baking and painting could go together this well!
Me: *I sneeze again.
Me: Seems to me, we are both overdressed for this situation.
PaintedDeer: *your sneeze coats us both in a dusting of flour*
PaintedDeer: *I pick up a handful of cake and shove it down your boxers*
PaintedDeer: *I massage your junk a little*
PaintedDeer: Indeed! *I tear the front of your shirt open*
Me: I unzip your jeans and rub some pie on your junk
Me: Hey, I liked that shirt! *Ripping your multi-colored fleece open
PaintedDeer: Haha! two layers bro!
Me: Same here, although mine was white underneath - not anymore.
PaintedDeer: *I spray some shaving cream at you*
Me: Whoa! Hey, where did you get that?
Me: *Looking, grabbing a second can and spraying it down the collar of your formerly grey t-shirt.
PaintedDeer: *I pull your boxers down and rub red paint on your legs*
Me: Hey, that tickles!
PaintedDeer: Funny how all this messy stuff is just laying around...
Me: Almost like somebody planned it.
Me: Peeling the formerly-grey t-shirt up and over your head.
Me: Open your mouth and close your eyes....
PaintedDeer: *does as instructed*
PaintedDeer: *rubs some pink cupcakes on your butt*
Me: Great big cream pie all over your face - some into your open mouth.
PaintedDeer: I'm hard with anticipation*
Me: *rubbing excess cream on your pecs.
Me: Really, I want to see *removing jeans the rest of the way, and pulling forward the elastic on your boxers.
PaintedDeer: *I plop an overfilled, sticky apple pie on your head.*
Me: Dumping ice cold water inside, to wash goop away so I can see better.
PaintedDeer: *gasps from the cold*
PaintedDeer: Now it's too clean!
PaintedDeer: *I dip both of my hands in yellow and red paint buckets, and play with your nipples*
Me: I lean over to look, and most of the apple pie falls into your boxers.
PaintedDeer: *the warm apple pie goop makes me gasp* Oooh that's the stuff
Me: Aaaahhhh - that tickles too.
Me: Sounds like you are re-enacting a scene from the movie, American Pie
PaintedDeer: Oh? Here! try it *I smack an apple pie on your crotch*
PaintedDeer: *I dump green and purple paint on your shoulders*
Me: Aaahhh - that's hot (in more ways than one.
Me: Okay, that does it.
Me: *I wrestle you onto you back, pinning your arms above your head.
Me: I hold them together with a single hand, and with the other, get a large bucket of paint....
Me: Holding it over your nose - "open wide"
PaintedDeer: Ooh! what color??
PaintedDeer: *I open my mouth*
PaintedDeer: I love it when we get to be the canvas!
Me: Pouring neon green paint on your face and neck.
Me: When the bucket is empty, I throw it aside and start rubbing paint into your hair.
PaintedDeer: *I massage your back door with neon blue paint*
Me: Oooohhhh - wasn't expecting that.
PaintedDeer: For some reason, I think wearing cat ears would make this even dirtier. Do you wanna?
Me: Sure, but let me get your boxers off first (Reaching down and peeling them off.
Me: Do you have two sets of cat hears, or should one of us wear Mickey Mouse?
PaintedDeer: Ooh! I'll wear fluffy neon green cat ears, and you can wear bright blue mouse ears!
PaintedDeer: *I put the mouse ears on you, and dump some bright blue paint over your head so you match*
Me: UUUmmmm, squeak, you better not, squeak, eat me.
PaintedDeer: *I don my cat ears* Oooh? but something looks so tasty!
PaintedDeer: *I rub the blue paint down your chest and tummy*
Me: *My arms and legs flail - you have me pinned.
PaintedDeer: *I start to suck on your messy cock, massaging your buttonhole at the same time*
Me: Squeak, squeek?
PaintedDeer: (can I bring in my pretend assistant? they can mess us up while we have fun)
PaintedDeer: (and you can control them too)
PaintedDeer: *I squirt some blue paint up your bum*
Me: You mean, like the one that comes in with a huge saucer of milk and tips it over your cat ears?
PaintedDeer: Yes! *I lick the milk up*
Me: You realize, the assistants might get messy and molested too.
PaintedDeer: They're already wearing deer ears!
PaintedDeer: *in fact, the assistant is dressed as a sexy deer*
Me: Male assistants, female assistants, or one of each?
PaintedDeer: *they even have a cute little black nose tip*
PaintedDeer: One of each! Whatever you like!
Me: Well, I'm only interested in the males, but if you bring in a female I'm fine with that.
Me: But black is so not Rudolph (squirting red paint on each of their noses.
PaintedDeer: Let's just have men then.
PaintedDeer: *I rub white paint on their tummies so they're more deer-y*
Me: I rub white paint on your butt, so you are too.
PaintedDeer: *the assistants fight back, squirting us with yellow paint*
PaintedDeer: They pelt us with green cake*
Me: But we have the advantage - being already naked *grabbing the clothing of one of them and ripping.
PaintedDeer: *the other one squirts you with purple paint, and plays with your bum*
PaintedDeer: *I keep sucking on you*
PaintedDeer: *the assistants squirt our noses with red paint*
Me: I release the newly naked deer and he climbs underneath you and starts sucking on your dick.
Me: Meanwhile, your deer makes the mistake of getting too close and I grab his clothing too.
PaintedDeer: He slips, squirting red paint all over us*
PaintedDeer: *the deer keep smearing us with cake*
PaintedDeer: (Oh man I'm ready to come! can we end it soon?)
Me: You know, the only way to stop them is for us to grab each of them by the balls and suck their dicks.
Me: You ready?
PaintedDeer: Yes!
Me: ONe
Me: Two
Me: Three
PaintedDeer: *I grab my deer and suck his little deer cock*
Me: Ha! Tricked you.
Me: I grab your balls and start sucking your dick really hard.
Me: meanwhile, the free deer pours more paint on your chest.
PaintedDeer: Oohoho!
PaintedDeer: *I finally come... explosively!*
Me: mmmmhppphyr - tasty
Me: Gonna cum on your face. The free deer is helping me out.
PaintedDeer: *I open my mouth and close my eyes*
Me: Several squirts later, you get a salty taste in your mouth.
Me: Laying down and cuddling next to you.
Me: And one deer cuddling each one of us from the sides.
PaintedDeer: *I snuggle closer to you and fall asleep*
Me: I think I may copy and post this one too.
PaintedDeer: I'm fine with that!