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Joe's muddy farm hookup
Story by squishytoes
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Growing up on his parents farm in the Essex countryside was not the best place for a gay guy like Austin to meet other guys. Since leaving collage he spent his late teens and early 20's putting in long hours helping his parents on the farm, tending to the animals and maintaining the land.

Occasionally Austin would scroll through the profiles of guys on various dating apps looking for someone to distract him from his chores on the farm.

It was spring, calving season had just come to an end, and Austin's parents had taken a rare trip away from the farm for the weekend leaving him in charge of things for a few days. After the early morning feeding duties, Austin took a break to enjoy a well earned cup of tea. Whilst on his break, he once again opened up one of the dating apps on his phone and looked through the the same old profiles he was always greeted with.

Suddenly the phone buzzed and made a noise *PING* signalling a new message had been received. Austin checked the profile, it wasn't someone he had ever seen before... NIKEBOY93! The guy was cute, freshly shaving face with a good jaw line, brown eyes, dark hair topped with a black Nike baseball cap. Austin opened the chat to read the message.

NIKEBOY93: "Cute pic, fancy milking me sometime?"

Austin laughed, it wasn't the first time someone had made that joke regarding the farm job he had mentioned on his profile. Austin replied.

FARMBOY: "hahaha, thanks. Liking your profile. Not seen you on here before."

after a few minutes, there was another PING.

NIKEBOY93: "Visiting family for the weekend, bored of them already! what you doing today?"

Austin replied:

FARMBOY: "Don't mention being bored to me! I have been up since 5am feeding the cows, and still got some jobs that need doing."

NIKEBOY93: "wait, you actually work on a farm? thats cool! Never met a farmer before. Maybe I should come over and give you a hand..."

Austin hesitated for a moment... he had never had anyone over to his parent's place before. They didn't know he was gay, and regardless of that, they were usually always here working alongside him. With them being away for the weekend, this was his chance!

FARMBOY: "Sure, why not. I am here alone, so could do with some company."

Austin sent his location, and NIKEBOY93 told him he would be over within the hour.

The feeling of butterflies developed in the pit of Austin's stomach. He hadn't really met another gay guys since his time at college. Panicking about his appearance, Austin ran upstairs and had a quick shower before dousing himself in fragrance to hide any scent of the farm!

A short while later Austin hear the sound of a car approaching outside. Looking out the window he saw a blue car slowly weaving in and out between puddles that littered the rough muddy driveway leading to the house.

Austin quickly made his way downstairs, and after his visitor knocked on the door, Austin nervously opened it.

Stood on the front step was (thankfully) the same guy from the profile. He was about tall, probably just over 6ft high, and stood confidently with a cheeky smile on his face.

"Hi, I'm Joe!"

Austin, smiled, "Hey, I'm Austin, glad you managed to find the place ok... come in!"

Joe stepped inside. He was wearing the same black cap from his profile picture, paired a with a charcoal sweatshirt embossed with a red Nike tick, some slim fit black nike tracksuit bottoms, and a pair of fresh white Nike Air Max. He certainly lived up to his profile name.

Joe sighed as he brushed his trainers on the doormat... "these are not long new, and I've got some mud on them already!"

"Sorry," replied Austin as he closed the door, "the farm is in a bit of a state, and not the best place for white trainers!"

Joe smiled, "it's ok, you're worth it!"

Austin smiled, "come through," he said nodding his head towards the kitchen.

Joe walked through, and headed towards the large windows at the back of the kitchen looking out to the farm. "wow, this place is big, are they cows out there?"

"Yeah," replied Austin, "we just finished calving season, so its been a bit hectic these past few weeks"

"Calving season? like baby cows?" asked Joe

"Yeah thats right, wanna go see them?" said Austin.

"Could we? I don't think I've ever seen baby cow before!" exclaimed Joe.

Austin opened the door and walked down the track of the farm yard towards the gate that led to the cow sheds. He turned around to see Joe slowly tiptoeing
his way up the path, trying his best to keep his clean Nikes from getting anymore dirty!

Austin laughed at joe "Sorry mate, I should have offered you some boots to wear. Hold on a minute," before running back inside the house.

"Here put these on," Austin said waving a pair of pink boots. "They are my mum's but should fit!"

"You're joking right? I might be gay mate, but I ain't wearing them!" Joe shouted back to him.

"sorry man, that is all I have, my dad must have taken his with him!"

Austin sighed "typical city boys," he thought. "Ok then, take mine, they are probably a bit big for you, but will do," he said, kicking his own boots off.

Joe sat on the bench by the back door and carefully took off his trainers, revealing his pristine white sport socks. Austin imagined what they would smell like, as he passed him his boots. He had a thing for a nice pair of fresh white socks, and Joe wide feet looked good in them!

Austin then rolled up his jeans, and started taking off his socks.

"whoa, what you doing?" asked Joe as he put on Austin's boots.

"My mum's boots won't fit me, they are too small, so I will just go barefoot," Austin replied.

"Wait, what? Are you mad?" said Joe

The wet ground felt cool against Austin's bare feet as he replied "it's fine, I wouldn't be a very good farm boy I was scared of a bit of dirt! I am used to it, it doesn't bother me, and I can always hose them off later. It's easier to clean bare feet than trainers!".

"nutter!" laughed Joe.

They walked down the path towards the farm yard. Gradually the rough broken up concrete of the path was replaced by the churned up mud that surrounded the farm yard. Austin smiled and let out a quiet sigh of pleasure as the mud started to squish up between his toes.

You see, Austin's claim about not being bothered by the dirt was a bit of an understatement, in fact he loved getting dirty, and often fantasised about getting messy in the filth of the farm. The feeling of his bare feet sinking into the thick slimy mud excited him more than it should have.

As they approached the cow shed, the mud took on a slightly greener tint, a telltale sign that it wasn't just mud they were trudging through.

Seeing the green brown sludge on the ground ooze up between his toes felt forbidden and wrong, which made it feel even better and aroused him even further.

"Ugh man, that is grim," said Joe as he followed Austin.

"it's a bit cold, but apart from that it actually feels quite good!" said Austin, "I just try not to think about what it is!"

"Weirdo," said Joe smiling.

Just inside one of the cow shed was the first of the young calves. Joe stopped to take a look. "wow, they are bigger than I expected! is that all of them?"

"No" said Austin, there are more around the back.

Leaving the yard, they walked around the side of the building into the field.

Scattered around the field were the rest of the herd. Joe was like a kid at a zoo, he was generally fascinated by the animals, and walked further into the field to take a closer look.

Austin followed him, and noticed that the recent wet weather had made the field even muddier than he had expected. He trudged though sinking deeper into the mud, enjoying the as it sucked and slurped at his bare feet, splashing the mud higher up his exposed legs.

Suddenly Joe's leg sunk into a particularly deep patch of mud, causing him to loose his balance and fall into the mud.

"FUCK!" he yelled, angry at himself.

Austin laughed, and ran over to him to help him up.

"it isn't funny mate," said Joe, who was struggling to get back up.

Austin bent down and offered Joe a hand.

Joe took his hand, and a smile slowly crossed his face, before pulling on Austin's arm and dragging Austin down to the muddy ground beside him.

Austin shrieked as he fell into the mud. He shoved a muddy hand into Joe shoulder as he lay beside him.

Joe tired to stand up, but slipped again, getting his once clean outfit even muddier.

"My clothes are ruined! what am I gonna do?"

Austin, who managed to get himself up to his feet offered him a hand again "I am sure I have something you can borrow to get you home in".

With the help of Austin, Joe managed to stand back up, but as he tried to move, his boot became stuck in the mud causing hie foot to come out of the boot before he lost his balance again and stepped back landing his once clean white sock to sink into the mud before falling over once more.

"SHIT!" he cried.

Austin laughed. He bent down and pulled Joe's stuck boot out of the mud. Joe Held his hand out to take it, but Austin swung it around and flung it across the field over the fence.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" shouted Joe.

"Payback for pulling me into the mud!" replied Austin.

Laying on his back in the mud, Joe hand a handful of the muck surrounding him and threw it at Austin. It splatted across Austin's face and across his top.

Before Austin could react, Joe followed up with another handful of muck which again splatted across Austin's face.

Austin retaliated by kicking some of the mud back at Joe, before jumping on top of him pinning him to the ground.

With Joe held in the mud under him, Austin leaned forward and kissed him.

"You're enjoying this aren't you?" said Joe.

"I might be," replied Austin with a smirk on his face.

Joe grabbed Austin's mud splatted top and tugged at it, pulling it over Austin's head.

Working on a farm had given Austin a great body. Joe admired his pumped chest, his thick arms and abs.

"Fuck, you are fit!" he said.

Still straddling him against the floor, Austin flexed his arms in a building builder kind of way. As he did this, Joe grabbed another handful of mud and splatted it against Austin's bare chest rubbing towards his abs.

Austin Jumped back up to his feet, and kicked more mud towards Joe.

Joe slowly managed to get back up and inspected his muddy clothes.

"Well these are ruined!" he said, as he peeled off his own sweatshirt.

Now both bare chested, Austin checked out Joe's physique. He too was in good shape, a little skinnier than he was, but still in good shape.

Austin smiled before quickly ducking down to grab a handful of mud which he threw at Joe. Joe raised his arms to cover his face, but the mud still spatted all over this chest.

"That's it you bastard, I'm going to get you for that!" said Joe.

Austin laughed as he started to run away from Joe, who then chased him across the field. In the chase, Joe's other boot became wedged and remained stuck in the mud as his other white socked foot splashed down into the mud.

Hearing Joe's angry cry at losing his second boot, Austin turned back around to laugh. Joe who was now stood covered head to toe in mud looking defeated, shook his head and laughed as well.

He walked towards Austin, slipping through the muddy field. His once white socks were now heavy with mud, and were sagging loose. Joe bent down and rolled up his jogger bottoms before peeled his socks off, revealing his wide bare feet. Austin watched with excitement as his feet squelched back down into the mud pushing the muck up between his toes.

Joe caught Austin watching his feet, and looked down at his muddy feet squishing them around a bit before smiling back at Austin. "You're right, it does feel good between your toes!" he said, before sprinting full pelt at Austin, and launched himself into a rugby tackle sending Austin splatting to the muddy ground.

Pinning himself onto of Austin, Joe grabbing and handful of mud, Joe rubbed it into Austin's hair.

Austin squirmed but smiled at the same time. He grabbed Joe's face and brought it towards him for another kiss.

As Joe pressed himself onto him, Austin could feel the hard-on he had in his trackies. Austin grabbed Joe's erection through his trousers and smiled.

"looks like I'm not the only one enjoying this!" Austin said with a grin on his face.

Austin's hand then moved up to Joe's waistband and slid inside. He soon found Joe's cock, which was slightly sticky with pre-cum.

Joe closed his eyes as Austin grabbed it, and let out a sigh of pleasure, before undoing the button of Austin's jeans and unzipping them.

Austin pulled down Joe's trackies as Joe shimmied down Austin's jeans. Joe leaned forward again for another kiss, this time rubbing his hard cock against Austin's.

Austin grabbed Joe's arse cheeks with his muddy hands and slapped mud against them.

Joe shuffled forward edging his hard cock nearer to Austins face. Austin opened his mouth and let Joe enter him.

As Joe lent forward pushing his cock deeper into his mouth, Austin grabbed two more handfuls of mud and once against smeared him agains Joe's arse cheeks.

Austin moaned as he sucked on Joe's thick cock, and after a while, Joe succumbed to Austin's oral skills and with a cry of pleasure bust his nut into Austin's mouth.

Joe got to this feet, and stood over Austin who was still laid on his back wiping the jizz from the sides of his mouth.

"You're quite the little pig aren't you?" said Joe. And with that he took his muddy bare foot and smeared it across Austin's face.

Austin grabbed his foot and held it against his face as he moaned and started to wank himself off.

"Oh you like that do you?" said joe as he pulled his foot away, and sunk it back into the mud before smearing it over Austin's face again.

Austin moaned in ecstasy as his hard cock erupted with cum all over his muddy chest.

Joe rubbed his muddy foot into the pool of jizz that collected on Austin's chest and again rubbed it in his face.

Austin moaned as he came down from his orgasm.

He then helped Austin back to his feet, and they made their way back to the farm house.

They took it in turns to hose each other off outside the back door of the farmhouse before handing back inside.

They shared a hot shower together to clean off, before Austin leant some fresh cloths to joe to wear on his journey home.

"How shall I get these back to you?" asked joe, referring to the borrowed clothes.

"Well, I guess you will just have to come back around again some time," replied Austin.
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