I Wanna Throw My Pie
(with apologies to the Beatles)

Oh yeah, I'll show you something
I think you want to try
When I hold that something
I wanna throw that pie
I wanna throw that pie at you
I wanna throw that pie

Oh please, say to me
You want my pie to fly
And please, say to me
You'll let me throw my pie
You'll let me throw my pie at you
I wanna throw my pie

Oh when I pie you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling when I see
You've been pied
You've been pied
You've been pied

Yeah, you've got that special
Gleaming look in your eye
When I see that gleaming
I wanna throw my pie
I wanna throw my pie at you
I wanna throw my pie

Oh when I pie you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling when I see
You've been pied
You've been pied
You've been pied

Yeah, you've got that special
Gleaming look in your eye
When I see that gleaming
I wanna throw my pie
I wanna throw my pie at you
I wanna throw my pie
I wanna throw my pi-i-i-i-i-i-ie