Two weeks later and I was out shopping for supplies for a night of cream pie fun with Kristi.
The grocery store was just down the street from our apartment.
I bought twelve banana cream pies, the good ones by Sara Lee.
When I went out to my car, it wouldn't start.
I had a Volkswagen Rabbit that was always breaking down.
There was only one person I could call to help me out Kristi's mother.
I just knew there was going to be an issue if Linda saw all those banana cream pies.
I called her anyway, what else could I do?
By the time Linda pulled into the parking lot and up beside me it had been 30 minutes.
It was 90 degrees that day and the banana cream pies were getting soft.
She got out and offered to help me put my groceries in her car.
I thought to myself, oh no, here we go again, but to my surprise she didn't say anything.
She paused a little when she saw what was in the grocery bags, but put them in the backseat of her car without saying a word.
I started getting excited at the idea of her pieing me.
I made up my mind right then and there I was going to let her do it.
I finally felt like I was in control and I really wanted to surprise her and make her happy.
As Linda drove me back to my apartment she was quiet.
I began to wonder if she was still interested in Pieing me.
When we pulled into the parking lot she parked and offered to help me carry stuff upstairs.
The dry mouth and the lump in my throat was back and I was shaking a little bit.
Linda headed to the apartment first, and I noticed that her green and navy blue PVC raincoat was in the back seat.

I quickly snatched it and stuffed it into one of the grocery bags.
When I got inside the apartment she had already put the pies on the kitchen counter.
She said she was leaving and if I needed her to take me back to my car later to call her.
I told her to wait just one minute, I needed to use the bathroom and I wanted to talk to her about something.
She said okay.
I went into the bedroom, shut the door, and then jumped into action.
As quickly as I could, I got into the black rubber outfit I wore to her dinner party.
I put on the purple PVC trench coat and my red patent leather shoes, and I took a deep breath and tried to stop shaking and trembling.
I opened the bedroom door and stepped into the living room.

She was sitting on the couch leafing through one of our fetish magazines, a Rubber Crossdresser one.
My black latex rubber and purple PVC trench coat were grinding and squeaking.
Linda looked up with a puzzled expression, not expecting to hear that sound.

I smiled at her.
Her puzzled expression slowly turned into a sly smile, as she began to grasp and understand what was going on and the hint I was throwing her way.
She said, "John. John, John, John am I correct in assuming that you want me to do something for you and it's not polishing your black Rubber outfit?"

I nervously said," Yes."
She turned serious and said," You're not teasing me are you?"
I croaked out," No, I'm not teasing you Linda."
Her expression became coy and she asked me, "John, did you just now dress up in that specific outfit for me because you want me to do something to you that I have been wanting to do to you for a while now?
I feel like you're giving me a hint by putting that outfit on for me.
Am I thinking about what you are thinking about?"

I answered," Maybe.
What are you thinking about?"
She replied," Well John, you are standing there wearing the Black Rubber outfit and Purple Vinyl Raincoat I asked you to wear to dinner the other night for me, and there are grocery bags full of CREAM PIES in your kitchen.
I am thinking that all of this means that you have FINALLY gotten over your shyness with me about your CREAM PIE in the Face Fetish, and that you are FINALLY ready, willing and wanting me to throw CREAM PIES in your FACE this afternoon.

I'm THINKING that you want ME. FINALLY after all this time. to hit you in the Face with a CREAM PIE.
Am I right?
Is this what all this is about?
You want Me to PIE You.
Is this what you want to talk to me about?"
I said," Yes Linda, I want you to Pie me and Yes Linda I am ready and want to talk to you about it.
I would really like for YOU to CREAM PIE me in my Face right now, if you still want to, because I REALLY WANT YOU TO.
I'm sorry that I've been shy and hesitant about admitting to you that I have a Pie in the Face Fetish and yes, Kristi pretty much hits me in the Face with Cream Pies everyday. I am addicted to being Cream Pied and I can't get enough of it.
I've just been more than a little embarrassed to admit to you that I get really turned on and excited when I'm all dressed up wearing my Rubber and Vinyl and I get hit in the Face with a Cream Pie.
It really does turn me on, something fierce, imagining women throwing and smashing Large Creamy CREAM PIES in my FACE and getting it all over my shiny Rubber and PVC..
I know that you were just teasing me with what you said in the van out in California. But actually, without knowing it, you were one hundred percent correct about me and that made me incredibly embarrassed and ashamed.
Everything you said about getting me on the Jenny Jones show and the whole scenario was completely spot on. It was almost as if you were reading my thoughts."
Her expression turned to joy and excitement.

She exclaimed," John Sweetheart, you have no idea how happy it makes me when you are honest with me.
I can't believe this is finally happening right now!
There's absolutely no reason for you to be embarrassed or ashamed of your Pie in the Face Fetish.
You really don't have any idea how long I have wanted to Hit YOU in the FACE with a Big CREAM PIE, while you were dressed up, and I'm so excited you're wearing the Purple PVC Raincoat for me!!!
It turns you on and excites you to be hit with Cream Pies.. wellit turns me on and excites me to throw Cream Pies, Sweetie PIE!!!"
Linda turned serious again but jokingly in a serious tone asked," Did your car really break down, or have you tricked me and done all of this just to get me up here all alone with you in your apartment to seduce me into planting a CREAM PIE in your Face?"
I said," My car really did break down.
The Pies are for Kristy and I tonight, but for some reason I suddenly wanted to come clean with you and I really want you to PIE me."
I walked across the room, my Rubber and Vinyl squelching and grinding as I moved towards the kitchen.
I said," Linda, would you please do something else for me?"
Linda said," Of course honey, what else would you like me to do for you?
Do you want me to wear something special when I Cream Pie you?"
I said," Yes, but it's probably not what you are thinking that I want you to wear.
Would you please wear your Green and Blue PVC Raincoat when you CREAM PIE me.
I have always liked your VINYL Raincoat.
I like the matte green Rubbery side and the Slick Shiny Navy Blue VINYL side with the little green whales printed on it.

I hope this doesn't make you mad, but sometimes when you're not at home and Kristi and I are over there; I sneak up to your bedroom and take your VINYL Raincoat out of your closet and put it on.
I love how it feels, and smells, and the sounds it makes.
I've always gotten a little excited whenever you wear it around me.
I've always been too embarrassed to ask you if I could wear it.
I have fantasized about wearing your Vinyl Raincoat and being hit with Sloppy Runny COCONUT CREAM PIES."

I took her PVC Raincoat out of the grocery bag and turned it inside out so the shiny slick navy blue side would be on the outside, and I handed it to her.
Linda cocked an eyebrow and looked down her nose at me and said," Really?!!
You've been sneaking into my bedroom and spending FETISH time with my VINYL Raincoat behind my back John?
Have you done naughty things while wearing my shiny VINYL Raincoat when I wasn't home?
Should I be mad.. or should I be flattered?"
I thought she was teasing me, but later on I would find out that she was being serious.

Linda smiled and said," I'm more than happy to wear my Vinyl Raincoat for you and throw a CREAM PIE in your FACE."

She put her vinyl raincoat on, buttoned it up and hugged me.
Our vinyl raincoats squished and grinded together and I tried not to hug her too tightly because I didn't want her to feel how hard I was.
My erection was straining against my Rubber pants and I was trembling with excitement.
She felt me trying to keep distance between us and pulled me in more tightly, making my erection press up against her!
I had a panic attack!

Linda put her hands on my shoulders and took a step back and looked at me with a surprised look on her face.
She exclaimed,"John!!"
I felt the color drain out of my face.
Linda smiled and pulled me back in to hug me again.

She whispered in my ear," It's okay that you're excited sweetie, I don't mind one bit.
I would be disappointed if you weren't excited.
I want you to be turned on!
I'm about to CREEEEAAAMMMM PPIIIIIE YOU with a LARGE, CREAMY, THICK, STICKY, BANANA CREAM PIE in your FACE!!!!
I'm wearing my Rubbery Green and Slick Shiny Blue VINYL Raincoat for YOU John, so I want you EXCITED just like Pie Face Mike would be!!! And I am well aware of Mike's "wet spots in his pants.
Yes, I heard what you said in the van to Kristi under your breath when we were in California.sooo..
Honey, if you have a wet spot in your Rubber pants from this, I'm not going to be upset with you over it.
In fact I think it's rather adorable that a Cream Pie in your Face does that to you.
I noticed and saw how excited you got at my house months ago when I offered to put on this Raincoat for you and throw Cream Pies in your Face.
I saw JohnI saw.
It made me smile and the look on my daughter's face told me all I needed to know.

This is what turns you on right?
Dressing up, wearing your RUBBER and VINYL and having a Dominant Woman totally dominate you with CREAM PIES in your Face!!!
I like that you brought my VINYL Raincoat up here and that you actually want me to wear it for you.
I thought you'd want me to wear a RUBBER suit or some kinky fetish gear like my daughter, to CREAM PIE you.
I like that my VINYL Raincoat turns you on.

I wish you had told me your feelings about my VINYL Raincoat sooner.
You didn't need to sneak into my bedroom to put it on and wear it.
I would have let you wear my Vinyl Raincoat anytime you wanted to, and I would have enjoyed watching you wear it, and I certainly would have been happy to fulfill your SLOPPY Runny COCONUT CREAM PIES in the Face Fantasy!

If you want to wear my Green and Blue Vinyl Raincoat and get PIED with Sloppy Runny COCONUT CREAM PIES, I will let you wear it, as long as I am the one who gets to throw the Sloppy Runny COCONUT CREAM PIES in your FACE!!"

I couldn't believe Linda was being this understanding and teasing me like this.
She didn't know exactly what she was doing to me.
For her she was just about to throw a cream pie in my face because I liked it and it turned me on.
She didn't have any idea how it made me orgasm.
She was going to find out the embarrassing truth soon enough.
After hugging, she asked me what we needed to do to prepare.
I said we should first unbox the cream pies.
We crammed into the tiny cramped kitchen (There was barely enough room for two people) to unbox the banana cream pies, and Linda asked me," Why are we unboxing all the Cream Pies John? I only need one PIE."
It was my turn to smile as I turned toward her and told her," We're unboxing all the CREAM PIES Linda, because I want YOU to PIE me with ALL of the BANANA CREAM PIES."
She just gushed and clapped her hands, and then rubbed her body up against mine making our VINYL Raincoats grind and squish.


After unboxing all the banana cream pies and spreading them out making sure they were thawed, I went to the supply closet to get out the plastic we needed to lay down, and the back splash curtain ( For the times that the cream pie hits are a little violent.)
The plastic on the floor was clear and heavy duty so Kristi and I could use it again and again.
The backsplash curtain was a blue plastic tarp.
It made for a good background in case we wanted to film our kinkiness.
Linda asked what the blue tarp was for.
I told her it was for violent cream pie hits, and if she felt like stepping back a few feet and throwing the pie.
That seemed to spark her interest a little. She was just like her daughter, you could always see the wheels turning.
It seemed time had gotten away from the both of us because all of the sudden the apartment door opened.
Kristi was home from work.
It couldn't have been more perfect timing.

Kristi dropped her purse on the floor and stood there with her mouth open.
Then she said," You guys wait for me!
Don't move, don't do a thing until I get dressed and ready!
I'm breaking out the camcorder and filming every last bit of this!"
She came out of the bedroom a few minutes later wearing the same Rubber and Vinyl outfit she had worn to dinner.
I sat in what we called the PIE Chair. It was a black vinyl padded chair with no arm rests.
Kristi got the camera setup and started recording immediately.

My mind was going a thousand miles a minute thinking about the orgasms I was about to have in front of Linda and by her hand! She had no idea she was about to make me cum.
Kristi was there so I decided to just roll with it.
I sat in the chair looking at the camera and Kristi was grinning ear-to-ear.
Linda grabbed my chin and turned my face towards her.
She was holding a large Sara Lee banana cream pie in her other hand hefting it up and down.
She smiled at me and said, " I want you to know that I love you sweetie.
I've always wanted to throw a CREAM PIE in someone's FACE.
I'm just so glad that it's going to be You and your Face that I am about to CREAM with this CREAM PIE!
I want you to know that when I CREAM PIE you in the Face with this CREAM PIE, I am doing it with LOVE.
For this first CREAM PIE...
I want you to be looking at me, looking into my eyes when I hit you with the PIE."
She smiled mischievously and then bent down and put her lips next to my ear and breathily said," BAAA-NAAN-NAAH CREEEEAMMM PIIIIIIE JOHN!!!"

She stood up and rubbed her fingers through my hair before grabbing my hair and tilting my head back slightly, keeping my head turned so I was looking up at her, and she smacked the banana cream pie in my face.

Linda was giggling and Kristi told her," Smear the PIE around on his Face; really rub it in, he likes that kind of thing.
It really turns him on.
Be enthusiastic, mom!"
It was the last thing I heard before I orgasmed.
Linda began twisting and smearing the Pie into my face and my left leg jerked out straight, my back arched and my hands squeezed into the vinyl padding of the seat.
Streams of hot cum shot out of me into my black rubber underpants.
I sobbed out a long muffled moan into the banana cream pie she was rubbing in my face.
Linda exclaimed," OH NO!!!" in a concerned voice...

I heard Kristi's evil little laughter, telling Linda," Don't worry mother, you didn't hurt him. he's just fine, actually, he is better than fine."

I was embarrassed, humiliated and ashamed, but the orgasm was so sweet I gave in to my Cream Pie lust and burning desire.
I heard Linda asking, "Did he just???."
Kristi intervened with a resounding YES!!!
Linda exclaimed," NO!!! Really???!!!

Just from me splatting and smearing a BANANA CREAM PIE in his FACE?! You said it turned him on being CREAM PIED, but you never said anything about THIS!"
Kristi said," Mother, I thought you knew THIS is what happens when he gets CREAM PIED."
Linda said," Well...I knew that this was sexual for him, just like wearing Rubber and Vinyl, and I suspected that he got off on it, but I had no idea it was like this!
No wonder he didn't want me to PIE him at dinner in front of your sister and father, and you knew what would happen if I did!!!
You are deplorable!!!
No wonder he was so hesitant to tell me he had a CREAM PIE Fetish and let me PIE him in his Face!"
Kristi said," Well now that you know mother, does it bother you?"
Linda said," Well, no it doesn't bother me, I'm just surprised at the moment; I was not prepared for his reaction.
I feel like I just had PIE SEX with your boyfriend, but I still want to do this.
I want to keep going."
Kristi said," Well then, have some more PIE SEX with my boyfriend mother, CREAM PIE him again!
I know HE wants more
He ALWAYS wants more.
Mash a Pie firmly in his Face and smear it all around up into his hair and then down all over his Shiny Purple Vinyl Raincoat he likes that."

Linda repeated Kristi's instructions and I tensed, twitching and moaning loudly as the hot cum shot out of me, filling up my rubber underpants.
Linda exclaimed," No!!
I don't believe it!!!
He just... He just did it again?
Does he do that every time?....
Just from a CREAM PIE in his FACE?"

Kristi replied excitedly," Yes mother he does!!!
I LOVE it!!
It's so KINKY!!
I can't help but LOVE it!!!
When you grilled me about John PIEING himself that day, I thought you had it all figured out.
Seriously mother, you saw part of our home video.
You had to have a clue of what was going on after seeing that!!
Step back for a minute, it's my turn to PIE SEX my boyfriend."

I knew by the sound of Kristi's voice what was coming next, and I was ready for it.
I stood up from the PIE Chair and lifted my purple vinyl trench coat up and out of the way.
I felt the buckle on my rubber belt being undone and my rubber pants being unbuttoned and unzipped.
I heard Linda ask," Is this something I'm allowed to see?
Or for better phrasing. Is this something I should see?"

Kristi replied to her," Just watch mother...
I'm not taking anything out of his RUBBER pants.
I'm putting something in.
You're going to love this Kinky PIE SEX part!
Hand me a BANANA CREAM PIE."
Linda handed her a banana cream pie and said," I've never seen anyone Cream Pied in their pants before"

Kristi pulled out the front of my rubber underpants and let the banana cream pie slide out of the tin and down into my rubber underwear.

She let the rubber waistband go with a pop and with her hands outside my rubber underwear, mashed the banana cream pie around, discreetly groping me a few times, smiling and giving me a quick wink.
She was being naughty in front of her mother, and getting off on it.
She walked around behind me and pulled out the back of my pants, and I felt another banana cream pie slide down into my rubber underwear.
She let the waistband go with a pop
She tucked my Rubber shirt back into my black Rubber pants,
Re-zipped and buttoned them, and buckled my Rubber belt.
I was trembling again and close to orgasm, feeling the sensation of thick cream pie in my tight rubber underpants.
Kristi said," Mother, get two BANANA CREAM PIES and stand behind the chair.
When I sit him back down in the chair...
Take the two BANANA CREAM PIES and smash them into the sides of his head at the same time.
And then make sure you smear them around.
We call that a PIE sandwich."

When Kristi sat me down on the chair, the banana cream pie in my tight rubber underpants did what I knew it was going to do, follow the path of least resistance.
It exploded out of the bottom of the legs, and started to ooze down my thighs. Some of it pushed up and oozed into the front of my black rubber shirt, and as I felt some of the banana cream pie shoot up out of the back of my rubber underpants up my back into my rubber shirt, I orgasmed again.

During that orgasm, Linda Pie sandwiched my head and when she started smearing the banana cream pies around my head and in my face I had another orgasm.

Linda said," Even though I feel like I'm having perverted Pie Sex, I'm Really enjoying this; I could do it every day!
I feel like I'm doing something mean, but this is what he wants and likes!..... being dominated and humiliated by a woman throwing Cream Pies in his Face and Cream Pies in his pants!
It's fantastic stress relief and SO MUCH FUN!!
I like the CREAM PIES in his RUBBER underpants idea
That's something I never would have thought of.
I can only imagine what CREAM PIE, oozing around in RUBBER underpants, feels like."
Linda had her hands on my shoulders, she was massaging me gently.
She took a finger and cleaned the Banana Cream Pie out of my right ear and flicked it into my lap laughing at me.
She leaned down and put her mouth right by my ear.
Linda said in a sarcastic but sexy tone, "Not the first time we've had Banana Cream Pie in our ear, now is it Johnor should I call you Dirty, Perverted, PIE BOY Whore? Or maybe. you'd like to be called Sissy Cream Pie Slut?
What turns you on more, John, the feeling and sensation of CREAM PIES in your RUBBER underpants, or the idea of a dominant woman humiliating you by putting CREAM PIES in your RUBBER underpants?"
I managed to croak out," BOTH!!"

Linda responded with," Umm huh."
Kristi stated," Mother, he LOVES to be CREAM PIED all over his body.
If we had a giant CREAM PIE. like that old episode of Donny and Marie, and we threw him into it.
That would be the highlight of his life."

Linda mused," GIANT CREAM PIE...
I will have to think about that one.
I have a few ideas about complete coverage, we can talk later about that..
I still have six BANANA CREAM PIES I need to
PIE someone with, right now, and whatever you two were planning for tonight you can go get some more, I will pay for them."
Linda moved my purple PVC trench coat out of the way of my lap, and then hit me in my crotch with a banana cream pie!

Then she unbuttoned my purple PVC trench coat down to my waist, and smacked a banana cream pie onto my black rubber shirt.
Linda re-buttoned my vinyl trench coat and straightened it back out. She had a big smile on her face as she picked up two banana cream pies and splatted the first one down on top of my head.

She quipped," Nice BANANA CREAM PIE hat...John...
Here's a little BANANA CREAM PIE in your FACE to go with it!"

She forcefully smashed the next banana cream pie into my face, rubbing it in, doing little circles.
She asked Kristi if she could throw one at me.
Kristi told her yes, but to make sure that she hit me with it and not to miss...
Because we don't waste good CREAM PIES around here!
They both laughed, and then Linda cleared my eyes out with her finger wiping the pie cream on my purple PVC trench coat in a clean spot.
I was getting pretty well covered at this point.
I watched Linda take a few steps back, her PVC Raincoat grinding and squelching as she moved, hefting that large banana cream pie, the light of the apartment shining off of her slick shiny navy blue PVC Raincoat..
I was rock hard and about to cum inside my rubber pants again.
Linda raised her arm and let the banana cream pie fly.

It was a perfect solid hit to my face.
I tensed and shuddered and moaned. That made her happy.
She remarked," I'm glad to hear you make some more noise.
I was beginning to think I wasn't CREAM PIEING you correctly.
Of course, this is my first time and I'm not a CREAM PIE pro like my daughter.
I guess I'm just going to have to have more practice with you in the future, John."


That really got me HOT!!
Linda wanted to CREAM PIE me again!
Linda was acting coy now and musing to herself out loud,
"Now I have one last BANANA CREAM PIE left.
How should I deliver it?
I think.. I THINK.. I KNOW!!!
I'm going to go for something SEXY.
Something SENSUAL
Something really up close and intimate.
Does that sound good to you..
PIE BOY?"


That speech, and the way she said it, turned me on so badly, it hurt.
This was my girlfriend's MOTHER!!!
Linda sat down on my lap, and she began rolling her hips around.
She knew I had an erection, and she was purposely teasing me!!
With every movement of her hips, my cock was sliding around all over the place from the Banana Cream Pie in my Rubber underpants.

Linda put her left arm around me and shifted her weight back and forth, then she put her hand behind my head to steady it and firmly pushed the last banana cream pie into my face, slowly rubbing it in.
It was as if she was giving a Cream Pie massage to my Face.
She started talking to me, slowly and deliberately.
" Oooo...Does that feel GOOD?
Does the PIE BOY like that?
Does the PIE BOY like Linda sitting in his lap rubbing and smearing BANANA CREAM PIE in his Face?
OOOOOOO YEAH!!!
The PIE BOY Loves
THICK...STICKY...GOOEY...
CREAM PIES..
Rubbed and smeared all over HIS Handsome FACE doesn't he??
UUUMMMMM...SO CREAMY!
SO GOOEY And STICKY
BANANA CREAM PIE SMEARED ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
Do You like that? You do, don't you PIE BOY! "
I nodded my head and hissed," YESSS!!!" into the Banana Cream Pie that Linda was sensually smearing and rubbing into and all over my face.
I realized at that moment that Kristi had at some point told her mother, in great detail, about my first PIE experience with her , because Linda was talking to me just like Kristi had right before and while she was giving me the very first Cream Pie!
I orgasmed again with her straddling me, sitting in my lap.
My erection was pulsing against her thigh as I came inside my Rubber pants!!!
She had to have felt that!!
Whether she felt it or not she never said a word about it.
She rubbed the back of my head and leaned in and whispered into my ear. "Thank You John...My sweet little PIE BOY!
Seriously John, this means a lot to me.
You have made me VERY Happy
Have a good night sweetie PIE
We are going to do this again, SOON!!!"
She kissed my forehead.

I was trembling all over.
I couldn't speak.
Linda pushed her groin into my erection, then slowly got up off of my lap.
She said," I hate to CREAM PIE and run but I need to get home and start dinner before your father and sister get there.
And it might be hard to explain why I have BANANA CREAM PIE on me!!"
Kristi told her to go ahead...
That I was going to be broken for a little while.
She asked her mother if she wanted to clean up a little bit and Linda said no, she was happy to wear a little BANANA Cream Pie on her person.
If anybody asked her anything about it she would tell them...
Proudly...
That she just CREAM PIED her daughter's boyfriend with twelve BANANA CREAM PIES!!!
Kristi laughed and told her not to forget the video tape.
Linda exclaimed," Oh... That's right... I almost forgot we videotaped!
I'm going to go home and watch it while I prepare dinner...
Don't worry John, I won't show it to anybody else, and embarrass you.
As much as I would Love to show it to my Book Club group tomorrow night, I promise to not humiliate you in that way."
She coyly added," Unless you want me to.. PIE BOY!"

Linda turned to Kristi and said, "I have lots of ideas and some plans for our little PIE BOY in the future.
I think he'd be a big hit, no pun intended, at one of my Book Club group meetings.
I think our Shy PIE BOY needs a public outing with some Cream Pies, don't you? I mean what's the point of him getting all Cream Pied up if there's no one to watch, enjoy and laugh at his Cream Pie humiliation??
You do realize dear, that it's not all about domination with our PIE BOY don't you?
It's also about humiliation, and he wants to be humiliated with Cream Pies in front of people; he really does, trust me, I know. He was telling us in California when we were in the van, by talking about the Jenny Jones show.
Calling the show is on my list of things to do and if we get accepted we're going to do the show.
Take care honey and we'll talk on the phone some more a little later.
I have had an amazing day with this. I can definitely see why you indulge him and throw PIES in his Face everydayhe admitted that to me before we got started. Anyway, I am off.
Love you dear!"
As Linda left the apartment, I could hear her singing to herself, over and over.
" I just BANANA CREAM PIED my daughter's boyfriend!!!
I just BANANA CREAM PIED my daughter's boyfriend!!!"