When we pulled into the driveway, it was 4 in the afternoon.
Kristi wouldn't be off until 8 that evening, her sister, Stacy was staying at her boyfriend's parents' house, and her husband was out on a week-long truck haul.
Linda said," I'm going to take my fabulous new RED PVC RAINCOAT inside and admire it before I wear it.
It is about to lose its virginity.
But not to water.
I'm wearing it to CREAM PIE you John, and it hasn't even seen its first rainshower yet!
Not that that disappoints me in any way darling, I am going to love wearing this Beautiful Shiny Vinyl Raincoat to Pie you dear!

Please bring the Coconut CREAM PIES in and take them downstairs to the garage refrigerator.
I'd help, but I'm busy thinking of things I want to do to you, now that I have you all to myself for the next four hours."

80 coconut cream pies take up a lot of space.

Linda watched me going back and forth, up and down the stairs.
Smiling, she took her new RED PVC RAINCOAT out of it's clear plastic garment bag.
She was feigning fussing over it's appearance.
The smell of fresh PVC filled the kitchen, as if she had opened a new shower curtain, and the smell was making me rock hard again.
Linda was thinking about everything that I had told her that day, and she was formulating a plan.

I packed out the refrigerator in the garage but there were still more pies in the car.
I had been more or less fully erect all day long, trying to keep myself covered with her navy blue Rubber purse.
It was obvious what was going on when we were in her car, because RUBBER purses don't move up and down by themselves.
I was so turned on and excited, I literally could not stop my penis from flexing.
Linda knew exactly what she was doing to me.

With all of her teasing and the PVC VINYL RAINCOAT stimulation, I was about to explode.
I told her that there were still ten pies left and not enough room in the garage.
She said," That's fine Sweetie, just bring them straight to the kitchen
I know just what to do.
I have the perfect place to put those ten CREAMY COCONUT CREAM PIES!"

As I brought the coconut cream pies to the kitchen, I told Linda that I had been seriously thinking about things on our quiet drive back from Atlanta.
I told her that I had come to the decision that I wanted her to Cream Pie me in front of everyone at dinner, but not to say anything to Kristi about it, I wanted it to be our secret, and I wanted Kristi to be surprised when she hit me with the Cream Pie.
I told her I wanted her to finally have her audience when she Cream Pied me, and that I was trying to overcome my shyness.
Linda gave me one of her contemplative looks but said nothing.
She just kept moving her body just enough to purposely make her green and blue PVC Raincoat squeak and grind.

I told her I also wanted to make up for that afternoon, I wanted her to Cream Pie me in a restaurant, and the waitress too.
Suddenly, a sly smile spread across her face.
She said," My sister Caroline from out west, you know the one we visited for a couple of days in California?
She's coming to stay with me for a week, two months from now.
If you want to make this afternoon up to me, you'll do your restaurant CREAM PIE fantasy while she is here visiting.
She told me when we were visiting, she thought you were a handsome young man, and liked the way you dressed wearing LEATHER, VINYL and RUBBER.
I showed her pictures of you and Kristi dressed up.
Caroline will definitely want to take part in your CREAM PIE restaurant fantasy, because she's always wanted to push a guy's Face, that was wearing LEATHER, into a big CREAM Cake.

It's one of her Big Fantasies.
She wants you to be the LEATHER guy, whose Face goes in the CAKE!
You won't disappoint her, will you?
It's the perfect setup for your Face in a Cake fantasy.
You said you wanted to make me happy.
Seeing you dressed up in LEATHER and my sister pushing you Face first into a CREAM Cake and then you getting hit with multiple CREAM PIES over and over again will make me happy.
Caroline will like it too.
My sister really does like you John, and I've secretly always wanted to hit you in the Face with a CREAM PIE whenever you were wearing your full Leather gear around me."





I suddenly felt the shame and embarrassment flooding through me.
I asked," Linda, did you seriously tell your sister about my CREAM PIE Fetish?"
Linda saw my distress and immediately teased me.
She said coyly," Should I keep secrets from my own sister John?
How on Earth could I not tell her about our first CREAM PIE date!
When we were girls, we were talking one afternoon about daydreams and fantasies, and she told me that she wanted to push a boy's face down into a cake.

I told her I had always wanted to smash a large Cream Pie in a cute boy's face.

It was of course just silly teenage girl talk, it didn't mean anything, but now, here you are, a part of my life, and you like and want women to do these kinds of things to you.
You let me CREAM PIE you.
Won't you let Caroline shove your Face down into a Big Cream Cake?
I thought you would like dressing up in Leather for my sister and having her shove your FACE in a Big CREAM CAKE.
When she asked me if you would like that, I told her I didn't know how you felt about Cream Cakes but I was pretty sure you would be into letting her do that to you when we talked last, and after what you told me today, I was right!
I know how excited and HOT that prospect makes you and I can't wait to tell Caroline all about it!
You do like my sister, don't you John?"
My face was red.
Linda laughed, rolled her eyes and said," Relax John!
Caroline doesn't know anything about your CREAM PIE FETISH...YET!

And did I stress the word "YET" enough for you?

She is aware that you like LEATHER, VINYL and RUBBER.
She saw your magazines in the van when we were visiting her in California, and I did show her pictures of you dressed up.
I'm going to tell her all about your CREAM PIE Kinkiness, but there's no need to be anxious about it John.
Caroline is my sister, and she's going to like your CREAM PIE, LEATHER, VINYL, RUBBER Fetish.

She's really gonna love the phone call from me this week, normally we don't really talk about much, but this phone call is going to be something else!
She'll want details, and want to know why I know all of this about you.
She'll want to talk to Kristi about it too.
She'll know right away I want her involved in some plan to CREAM PIE you, because why would I bother telling her this information if I didn't want her involvement.

Caroline's aggressive, like Kristi.
Let me put it this way.
Caroline won't ask to CREAM PIE you.
She'll take it on herself to CREAM PIE you.
I just want to prepare her for "what happens to you" when she CREAM PIES you.
It will throw her for a little loop, like it did me.
It was one thing thinking that it turned you on sexually to be CREAM PIED while wearing RUBBER and VINYL...that was odd to me, but not Scary.
I liked the thought of it.
I thought it was Cute and Sweet, and I still do.
Caroline will find it intriguing.


It was another thing completely, the day I put on my Navy Blue and Green VINYL RAINCOAT for you and put a BANANA CREAM PIE in your Face for the first time while you were dressed up.

You were so adorable wearing your Black RUBBER shirt and pants with the Purple Vinyl Trench coat for me.
You had what I will politely call an "Episode", and I was not prepared for your reaction. I didn't even know something like that was even possible.

It amazes me that a simple CREAM PIE in your Face, when you are wearing Leather, Vinyl and RUBBER does that to you.
I was a little shocked the first time, and I want to prepare Caroline for it.
Believe me, Caroline will totally be into your PIESEXUAL RUBBER FETISH... TRUST me!
If I know my sister.. and I Do, she is going to get the biggest kick out of all of this!
Caroline Loves LEATHER
She wears her Leather outfits the way you wear your Latex Rubber
ALL THE TIME!


She will want you to wear LEATHER for her.
Kristi says you shy away from being CREAM PIED wearing Leather, because it's so hard to clean and you don't want to ruin your Leather gear because it's expensive.
But Caroline is going to want to CREAM PIE you while you are wearing it.
Heaven knows I always wanted to hit you with a CREAM PIE whenever you would wear your Leather gear around me in the past!
When you would come over all Leathered up, I imagined what you would look like with CREAM PIE all over your Face and Leather.
I especially wanted to hit you with a Cream Pie when you would wear Purple Latex Rubber in front of me. The day I bought the Purple Vinyl Trench Coat for you and you wore it for me, I really wanted to put a Cream Pie in your FACE!
Caroline may buy some Leather for you to wear just for the occasion, so you don't mess up your own Leather.

She'll make you sit in a CREAM Cake, wearing Leather, and then she'll push your Face down into a Big, Thick CREAMY Cake.
And when you come up for air sweetie
I'm going to be standing there wearing my blue and green vinyl raincoat, with the shiny blue side on the outside, just the way you like it.

I'm going to be waiting... holding Large deep dish BANANA CREAM PIES

And when you look up at me I'm going to smash those Large deep dish BANANA CREAM PIES into your Face and get them all over your Leather outfit

Oh yeah mister!
I've secretly wanted to do that to you for a long time.
I wasn't kidding earlier today when I said the thought of doing that to you really excites me.. especially the part about me putting on my rubber gloves for you and putting cream pies and pudding in your pants first.
These things will come to pass.
I can't wait to watch my sister push your face down into a big Cream Cake!

Tell me the truth, John...
Have you ever fantasized about two sisters CREAM PIEING you in your FACE at the same time?

Caroline will like dressing up in Kristi's Fetish outfits when we CREAM PIE you here, or at your apartment.
I know she will go through my daughter's closet.
When I tell her about walking in on you CREAM PIEING yourself with a BANANA CREAM PIE, wearing one of Kristi's RED VINYL dresses

She will want to see you wear a VINYL or RUBBER dress.
I'll bet my bottom dollar Caroline will pick out the Hot Pink RUBBER French Maid outfit for you to wear, when she sees it in Kristi's closet.

Caroline will enjoy seeing you wear that dress, and she'll really like it when she finds out that it's actually yours!

She'll really be into CREAM PIEING you if you put on and wear that Hot Pink Rubber dress for her!
Just seeing you in a Latex dress will be enough for Caroline, but that's not enough for me John.
I want a whole lot more.
Remember our conversation earlier today and our deal?
I'm not going to forget about it and I won't let you back out of it.
I still want to transform you.
It's my secret fantasy.
I'm going to turn you into a girl for a day.

I want you to come over dressed up in your HEAVY LEATHER GEAR.
Every piece of LEATHER you have; I want you wearing it.
You will be HOT for me to CREAM PIE you, wearing all that LEATHER.and
I will be tempted to CREAM PIE you, wearing all that creaking LEATHER, but I am not going to do it.

I am going to transform you first!
No CREAM PIES until I get what I want!
If you try and back out of our deal, I will be highly upset with you.
I want to change you from a Macho Leather Man into a sweet Pink PVC girl.
I'm definitely going to have before and after pictures if not a video tape of the whole transformation, so I can watch it over and over again.

I can't wait to turn you into a Hot Pink Latex Rubber girl.
We'll do girly stuff together.
Putting on your makeup.

A cute blonde wig with pigtails..

Painting your lips a nice Hot Pink wet gloss to match your French Maid dress..

I'm going to do your Hot Pink fake nails.

I'm definitely going to put you in a corset with garters and stockings


Some nice girly pink and frilly Rubber panties


You will need a neck collar to keep your chin up and your pretty Hot Pink Shiny lips puckered..

Oh!
We can't forget about your falsies!

And I need to borrow some of your catalogues, so I can get you some Pink high heels for you to wear for me!

I'm going to really enjoy watching you try to walk in the high heels I've got in mind for you to wear.

I will be your LEATHER MISTRESS, and you will be my LATEX RUBBER MAID.
Dusting my bedroom for me,
making me lunch, massaging my feet...

Doing whatever I tell you to do while you are wearing that Hot Pink RUBBER French Maid dress.

When you are done dusting and submitting to my every whim, I will gladly reward you for being my own personal LATEX RUBBER MAID.
CREAM PIES right in your pretty girl FACE.
I will enjoy seeing you PIED like that!

But does it always have to be about CREAM PIES from now on John?
Could you possibly do this one thing for me without the CREAM PIES?
Didn't you used to enjoy modeling things for me before I knew about your CREAM PIE FETISH?

I know now that dressing up in RUBBER, VINYL and LEATHER is only part of your fetish equation..

I know you hid your CREAM PIE FETISH for a long time and you are really liking being out of that closet...

But you had to have some fun just dressing up before anyone knew about your CREAM PIE FETISH.
I know you like the Heavy RUBBER stuff
But I have seen you get just as excited wearing a simple PVC RAINCOAT.
You told me how much my Green and Blue Vinyl Raincoat excites you and turns you on, and the prospect of me throwing sloppy, runny Coconut Cream Pies in your Face while you are wearing it.
Before all of the Fetish gear and CREAM PIES..
You got your start with the normal PVC Raincoats.

I like that angle to it John.
Everything doesn't have to be completely over the top all of the time.
I will PIE you wearing the Hot Pink Rubber dress if you want me to

But I really just want you to be my own personal girl for one day.
As far as my sister Caroline is concerned, she will be up for anything.

She will definitely dress up to CREAM PIE you behind closed doors, and wear anything you want her to wear.
Going out in public though,
I want us all to look normal...
I myself like to look refined.

I like dressing up and looking nice.
I don't want to draw a whole lot of attention to our group..
Outside of the fact we're hitting you in your FACE with CREAM PIES!!!

I'd like it if everyone would wear a 70s or 80s style VINYL Raincoat for your restaurant fantasy.

Caroline would definitely like wearing one of her Leather outfits at the restaurant for you.

When I talk to her again, I'll tell her to make sure and definitely bring some LEATHER outfits and a VINYL Raincoat.

I do believe my sister has a Metallic Gold PVC Trench coat that looks quite stunning that I think you would REALLY like.
I'm sure she would be happy to wear it for you and even let you wear it some too!

But nothing over the top in public, you will draw enough attention as it is, being CREAM PIED by two Sexy older women."

I said," Linda!!!
You are giving me too much to think about at once!
As far as my transformation goes, I promise I won't back out.
I have been thinking about it and I am excited that you want to do that to me.
I said before I wouldn't enjoy it, but I was lying.
The thought of you doing that to me excites me beyond belief.
I have never done that before or had it done to me.
Kristi just likes me to wear a dress every once in a while.
You don't have to CREAM PIE me that day if you don't want to.
It doesn't always have to be about CREAM PIES.
I will enjoy the time with you just the same."
Linda smiled and said," Oh who am I kidding!
There's no way I would be able to resist CREAM PIEING you dressed up like that!

I'm gonna love smashing Big Cream Pies in your Pretty Girl Face!
I'm going to dress you up and then I'm going to mess you up!
But not until the end of the day."
I told Linda she could dress me for my public CREAM PIEING and I would wear whatever her sister picked out for me to wear, behind closed doors.
I told her the thought of her sister CREAM PIEING me was exciting, but at the moment I was fantasizing about her CREAM PIEING me at dinner.

I asked her if we could just focus on the upcoming dinner.
She was distracting me talking about Caroline.
Linda said," I'm sorry.
I'm jumping too far ahead. I'm just excited about Caroline coming to visit and I'm excited about telling her about you.
I am looking forward to dinner and I can't wait to CREAM PIE you "Good" in front of everyone!

I'm very excited about giving you a really good Hard Smack right in your FACE and SMEARING it all around."
I said," We have four hours to ourselves to plan it out."
She said," YOU... have four hours to plan it all out!
I have four hours to PLAY!
So you plan, while I PLAY. PIE BOY!


Now seriously do me a favor John.
I want you to take my Green and Blue PVC Raincoat off me, and dress me up in my new RED PVC trench coat, button it up and buckle it for me."

I did as she asked, and she really enjoyed it.
Linda said," You know I like a little attention too.
I like the feeling of you putting your hands on me, dressing me up in something Sexy, to throw CREAM PIES in your Face!"
After I dressed her in her new RED PVC RAINCOAT she moved towards the kitchen sink and picked up her yellow rubber dishwashing gloves.
She put them on and made fists a couple of times making them squish.
She rubbed them on the front of her new RED PVC RAINCOAT..
She traced circles on her breasts.
The Rubber on VINYL squealed and squelched.
She looked at me and said," Yellow RUBBER gloves....
Does PIE BOY approve?"

I nodded enthusiastically.
She handed me her blue and green PVC raincoat and her rubber purse asked me to hold them.
I was happy to hold her raincoat and purse.
I was starting to pre-cum again, and there was a wet spot bleeding through my tan corduroy pants.
She squished and squeezed and rubbed her rubber gloved hands on my navy blue PVC raincoat.
She was walking around me in a circle dragging her yellow rubber dishwashing gloves on my PVC raincoat, making that squeaky noise that turned me on so much.
She had me so hot, I felt I was on fire.
What was happening right now is exactly why I turned down being cream pied at the restaurant earlier.
I wanted alone time with Linda and I wanted to see what she was going to do to me. The anticipation was driving me mad and it felt so good. I had never been worked up so much for so long before.
She took my face in her rubber gloved hands and said," I like seeing you hold my Rubber purse and Vinyl Raincoat, now let's have some fun!!"...and gave me a wink.

The smell of her latex rubber gloves heightened my arousal even more and I began to slightly rub myself with her blue rubber purse, trying to hide what I was doing underneath her green and blue vinyl raincoat.
Linda said," John, I do Love hitting you in the Face with CREAM PIES.

It's fun, and SO Very Satisfying.
The talk we had today explained a lot to me, but I feel I've only scratched the surface of your multifaceted and detailed Fetish; it boggles my mind a bit.

LEATHER, VINYL, and RUBBER are only part of it.

You allowed people to see that part of your personality because there was acceptance for it.
You however, repressed your desire to have women CREAM PIE you because you were ashamed of that part of your personality, and you still are.

Pie Face Mike got you to admit to something you never would have by yourself.
You might have gone the rest of your life hiding something that didn't need to be hidden.

I find it sad you repressed a big part of your personality for fourteen years John!
Fourteen years you imagined and fantasized scenarios, and you never told a soul because you were afraid of being judged over something as harmless as dressing up in LEATHER, VINYL and RUBBER and having a girl throw Cream Pies in your Face.

All the years I've known you and seen you dressed up in Leather, Vinyl, and Rubber; the whole time you were secretly fantasizing and wanting women to CREAM PIE you.

It must have been a world of relief the first time Kristi CREAM PIED you.
I also understand your submissive personality when it comes to your CREAM PIE Fetish, you like the Woman to dominate you with the Cream Pies.

The humiliation of a CREAM PIE in your Face at the hands of a woman is your deepest desire and passion.
Your fear and anxiety come from the fact you are uncomfortable being that open and vulnerable about your desire with others.
I know all about your Cleveland outing last week sweetheart,and my Dominating daughter making you CREAM PIE yourself in the Face in the store and getting complete strangers to CREAM PIE you in the parking lot.
She loves playing your Dominatrix.
You think that you are turned on by Humiliation, but I think that deep down it's really more of a Desire for female attention with you.
OK...enough psychology...
We'll talk more later
I'm want to give you some of that female attention and humiliation you like so much, with some
COCONUT CREAM PIES!

I am wearing my new Sexy Red Vinyl RAINCOAT, and Yellow RUBBER gloves.
I am your CREAM PIE DOMINATRIX this afternoon, and I want to satisfy your deep desire for CREAM PIE humiliation.
I'm going to do something to you I haven't done yet.
I want to put CREAM PIES down your pants!
Do you want me to put CREAM PIES in your pants John?
Does the thought of ME putting CREAM PIES in your pants excite you?

I can make some of your CREAM PIE fantasies come true, but WE need to be careful.
I am a married woman and your girlfriend's Mother.
I'm well aware of what I do to you when I Cream Pie you, but I really can't resist.
I want to fill your Sexy pants full of Coconut CREAM PIES, just without touching anything I shouldn't touch.
Speaking of touching things,
I just want to clear the air on something."

She let go of my face and moved behind me.
She stood behind me squeezing my shoulders.
She ran her yellow rubber gloved hands up and down the arms of my shiny navy blue vinyl raincoat.
The squeaking noise of rubber on vinyl was driving me insane.
She was standing so close to me pulling my body back into hers.
Our raincoats were grinding against each other and I could feel her breasts on my back.
Linda doing this to me only made me clutch her rubber purse and push it into my erection even more.
I hoped she would think it was just nervous fidgeting.
Being this aroused and not being able to touch myself was maddening.
My erection was throbbing like an Indian war drum.
I desperately wanted release from this Six straight hours of Cream Pie foreplay.
This was Tease and Denial.
The pleasure was so immense, I didn't know how much longer I could last.
This was Torture. But it was Sweet.
Her mouth was next to my right ear and she softly said," You know John, sometimes I think everybody must think I'm blind and naive.
You didn't think I'd notice you in a Red Vinyl dress with BANANA CREAM PIE all over your Face, running to hide from me in the bathroom, which, by the way I thought was adorable.
I caught you Cream Pieing yourself in the face wearing a Red Vinyl dress, how cute!

You didn't think I'd notice an empty PIE pan and Banana CREAM PIE droppings in your bedroom??
You left a video in the VCR of you in a heavy Black RUBBER suit and my daughter wearing a Red Rubber catsuit with something around her waist I'm not going to mention, spanking you with a riding crop, throwing CREAM PIES in your Face while you were handcuffed to a chair.
She penetrated you with her unmentionable and you PIED yourself in the Face!
And you were embarrassed to tell me of your Cream Pie kink?!!
You enjoy the feeling of CREAM PIES in your FACE,
I don't see the big deal.
It's harmless and I think it's Cute!
You know, there was a reason why I stayed instead of leaving that day.
I wanted to see if you would tell me what you were doing.

I wish you would have come out of the bedroom and stood in front of me wearing the Red Vinyl dress with BANANA CREAM PIE on your Face, and told me the truth.
If you had said," Linda, I do have a Cream Pie fetish, just like Pie Face Mike .
I like and want Women to PIE me in my Face with CREAM PIES, while I'm wearing LEATHER, VINYL, and RUBBER.
I also like it if the woman is wearing LEATHER, VINYL, and RUBBER.

Kristi has been CREAM PIEING me up to three times a week since we got back from California.
It turns me on sexually.
Sometimes, I CREAM PIE myself for release.
I've been doing it since I was Ten years old.
I've never told a soul about it until I told your daughter when we got back from California."
I wouldn't have laughed or judged.
I would have willingly CREAM PIED you with the other eleven BANANA CREAM PIES that were in your kitchen.
If you wanted me to wear a RUBBER outfit to CREAM PIE you, I would have put one on.


Not that the journey to where we are today hasn't been fun, because sweetie, I have loved every minute of it!
But, if you had been honest with me in the beginning...
We would have gotten here a lot sooner.
I really did know, you had a "Thing" for CREAM PIES the moment you started talking about Pie Face Mike, when we were in the van out in San Francisco.
You tried to play it off, but it was obvious to me, and Kristi, looking at you and your body language.
Out of the blue you started talking about a man who Loved women only to throw CREAM PIES in his Face.

You had so many details about it all for it to be something that just randomly caught your interest.
I do pay attention to details!
Sometimes I have to play dumb mother until things work themselves out.
I just wish that you had trusted me and not been afraid.
I thought we had bonded over the women's PURPLE VINYL trench coat that I bought for you.

I thought I was your confidant and you would confide in me about anything.
I can't believe you were still afraid of what I would think about You liking Cream Pies in your Face when I was overly supportive about you renting a hotel room for my daughter to CREAM PIE you for the first time.

When I asked you guys about it the next day, Kristi was way too talkative about it, and You..
You were way too quiet.
I didn't know everything then but I had a pretty good idea about you, and I was right.
Speaking of my over talkative daughter, Kristi does that when she's trying to hide something from me.
The day I walked in on you PIEING yourself with the BANANA Cream Pie wearing one of Kristi's Red VINYL dresses, you had to know that you were busted!
You were peeking out of the bedroom and I was looking right at you when you made your mad dash for the bathroom.
You left a bedroom full of evidence behind.

Whatever was going through your brain at that moment, you were crazy to think I was that naive.
I tried to get you to talk to me but you just wouldn't do it, so I of course called Kristi to see what she had to say.
When I asked if there was anything more to your CREAM PIE in the Face "thing", she started running off at the mouth about how it wasn't a big deal and it was just a fluke and that sometimes you just got bored by yourself.
I played dumb mother and didn't say a word about the eleven other BANANA CREAM PIES on the kitchen counter, or the racy video of you two having Cream Pie Sadomasochistic Sex with each other.
When I finally cornered her face to face before I had you over for dinner, Kristi completely caved and told me everything!!
The only thing she didn't tell me was exactly what would happen when I Cream Pied you, I was completely unprepared for that.
I didn't think your moans of pleasure on your video were from the PIES, I thought they were from my daughter dominating you.
I played dumb mother again,
when my daughter didn't think I'd notice her groping you when she was putting BANANA CREAM PIES in your RUBBER underpants on our first CREAM PIE date; she knows there's no inappropriate touching in front of mother, those are my rules.
I have to confess though,
the night I had you dress up in RUBBER and VINYL and come over for dinner, I knew she was rubbing you with her foot under the kitchen table, the whole time I was teasing you with the BANANA CREAM PIE.
I'm a naughty mother.
I knew you wanted me to PIE you with that BANANA CREAM PIE!!
The day I walked in on you at your apartment, you were SO close to telling me the truth and asking me to PIE you....I could tell!
The night I had you over for dinner I should have worn my LEATHER outfit.
I should have worn my Green and Blue PVC Raincoat.
Kristi wanted me to PIE you no matter what.
I wanted a subtle sign from you that you wanted me to do it to you.
I let Kristi get away with touching you under the table because I was hoping that you would be so excited that you couldn't say "NO" to me putting the BANANA CREAM PIE in your FACE!!
To be perfectly honest, Kristi and I thought you were going to try and act really cool and play off our setting you up in the hot seat!
If you said "Yes" to me when I offered you the BANANA CREAM PIE for dessert,
I was going to push and smear the BANANA CREAM PIE all over your Face.

That was the original plan.
I'm glad it didn't happen that way because it has been so much more fun for me the way that it has happened.
So..
John, sweetheart, sweetie, honey PIE...
I can tell you are rubbing yourself with my RUBBER purse underneath my Vinyl Raincoat.Darling."

She moved around to face me and put her hands on my shoulders.
I blushed with embarrassment.
I said," I'm sorry... I know it's against the rules... But I really can't help myself right now."
She said," It's ok Honey, I've been watching you, covering yourself with my RUBBER purse all day.
I've been watching your hands touching it, feeling the Soft Squishy RUBBER.
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the rubbery feel of it
That's why I made you carry it for me all day.
I liked observing you enjoying the soft RUBBER,
and using my purse to try and hide the fact that you were excited.
I love the feel of the RUBBER purse too.
Honestly, I was thinking about You when I bought it.
I know it's been hard for you to behave yourself today.
I'm very proud of you.
I know I've made it very hard for you."
I stared at her with a look of amazement and said," DUH!!!"
She said," I didn't mean that, the way it came out and sounded, you Naughty, naughty PIE BOY!!
Just for that, I'm taking my RUBBER purse and VINYL RAINCOAT from you, so you have nothing to hide your excitement from me.
You'll just have to stand there and wait for your CREAM PIE punishment.
It's not really a punishment now.is it!!

She took her Rubber purse and Vinyl raincoat from me and put them on the kitchen table.
I was totally exposed.
She looked down at the stick tent in my corduroy pants, and the wet spot, and smiled.
She said," Oh.My Goodness! You really are excited by the prospect and anticipation of a Cream Pie in your Face!"

Linda was smiling at me and then she playfully slapped my face with her yellow rubber gloved hand.


She said," JOHN!!!
Seriously honey darlingis what I'm doing turning YOU ON this much??
Am I really getting you this excited and...HOT??
Do you want Me to SMUSH and SMEAR, THICK...STICKY...Coconut CREAM PIES all over your FACE?"

She walked over to the kitchen counter leaving me standing exposed with my arms down at my sides in the middle of the kitchen floor.
I stood there trembling as she began to unbox the coconut cream pies.
She was slow and deliberate, unboxing them.
She hefted each pie in her hands constantly looking over at me and raising an eyebrow.

She said," I know you must think I am terrible, teasing you the way I do.
I just can't help myself.
You are so absolutely adorable when you tremble and shake and your voice stutters and cracks
All because I'm wearing a VINYL Raincoat and RUBBER gloves and I'm going to CREAM PIE you.
I just talk about CREAM PIES in your FACE, and you start vibrating like a tuning fork.
It's truly amazing what it does to you, and I still find it hard to believe."

Linda picked up a Coconut Cream Pie and began to walk around me in a circle still rubbing her free rubber gloved hand on my PVC raincoat, holding the Coconut Cream Pie close to my face.

She continued," I'm going to put CREAM PIES down your Pants.
I'm going to put CREAM PIES in your FACE.
I'm going to watch the
Thick... Sticky... White CREAM splatter and drip all over your SHINY Navy Blue VINYL RAINCOAT.
Did you know that is a Turn On for Me John??
It is...
I LOVE seeing the White CREAM splatter on SHINY VINYL
SHINY RUBBER ...and SHINY LEATHER!
I LOVE how YOU look ...with the CREAM PIE all over your handsome Face..
I think You look Sexy.
You wear CREAM PIE so well."

She said," I can see how excited you are right now, my RUBBER purse and green VINYL Raincoat aren't hiding it for you anymore, handsome PIE BOY!"

She LOVED to tease me verbally
She asked me," John, sweetie ...Do you want me to hit you in the Face, with a Coconut CREAM PIE?"

I said, "YES! I have been aching for you to do it to me all day.
I wanted you to CREAM PIE me this morning.
I wanted you to CREAM PIE me in your car on the Leather seat!
I REALLY Wanted You to CREAM PIE me in the clothing store...in front of all those ladies.
I said "No" at the restaurant ...but deep down I really wanted You and that cute waitress to CREAM PIE me then.
I have been imagining and fantasizing about YOU... CREAM PIEING me all day.
The anticipation is making me Ache all over."
She said," Oh, I like the sound of that!
You've been ACHING for ME to Do it to you.
Aching for Me to CREAM PIE your Face.
I like that John, I like that a lot."

She said," I want you to tell me how you want me to CREAM PIE you.
What is your FANTASY of me CREAM PIEING you?
What do you Fantasize me wearing when I CREAM PIE you?
Do you imagine me wearing my Black LEATHER Pants and blazer
With my Black LEATHER boots?

Would you like me to wear a RUBBER Policewoman uniform?

I could definitely roll play the bad cop.

It would be fun to handcuff you and have you helpless


As I throw CREAM PIE after CREAM PIE into your handsome eagerly waiting FACE!!!

Stuffing CREAM PIES into your RUBBER Pants until you confess to Me...how much you LOVE it.
And how much you Love Me doing it to You!
You're a Guilty PIESEXUAL PIE BOY!!

A PURPLE RUBBER French Maid outfit?

How about a PINK RUBBER Nurse uniform?

Do you Fantasize me CREAM PIEING you wearing a RED PVC VINYL Bodysuit?


Would you like that John?

Tell me what you want me to do to you with the PIES!
She teased me with adjectives, whispering in my ear.

"Creamy. Sticky.. Thick... Coconut CREAM PIES..
In your Face...
In your Pants...
What do you like John?
What do you want me to do to you?

I want to hear your voice, telling ME how to CREAM PIE you.
Tell me more of your CREAM PIE FANTASIES about ME.
Tell me what you imagine Me doing to you with CREAM PIES.

How do YOU want ME to CREAM PIE Your Face John?

"Do you want it soft?
Do you want it hard?
Do you want me to SMEAR the PIES around?
Do you want me to throw the PIES into your FACE?

How do you like your CREAM PIES John?
Tell mewhat you want."

"How BADLY do You Want It, JOHN?
How BADLY do You Want Me to CREAM PIE You?
Are you Yearning for PIES in Your Pants?
Are you Yearning for me to SMEAR PIE all over your FACE?
I want to hear the sound of your voice, Telling me how to CREAM PIE You and
Begging Me...To Do It to You!"

"It would Turn Me On to hear you Begging Me to CREAM PIE Your Face!
I want to hear you PLEADING....PIE BOY!!
I want to hear how Badly you Want ME to CREAM PIE you!"

"I want you to tell me what you want me to wear.
Tell me John...what do you want me wearing when I CREAM PIE you?
Do you want me in LEATHER?
Do you want me to wear a VINYL outfit and PVC Raincoat?
Or do you want Me dressed up totally in LATEX RUBBER?
I want to hear how beautiful I look wearing your fantasy!
I want to hear how HOT I make you all dressed up..
And how you ACHE for me to CREAM PIE you in your Face.
Now....you know what I Like.
Now you know a little secret about me, and what you can do for Me when I'm CREAM PIEING You.

Before I put a Coconut CREAM PIE in your FACE...
I think I'll start with four Coconut CREAM PIES down inside your Soft, Sexy, Tan, Corduroy pants."

She said," Take off your RAINCOAT, just for a minute.
I don't want anything getting in my way.
I don't want your SHINY Navy Blue RAINCOAT besmirched until I PIE you in the FACE.
Don't worry... You will be wearing it when your FACE gets CREAMED!!!
I want to see that Shiny Navy Blue VINYL RAINCOAT splattered with Sticky Coconut CREAM PIE."
I took my navy blue PVC raincoat off and laid it on the floor beside me, Linda set her coconut cream pie down and began to unbuckle my belt and unbutton my pants.

She unzipped my pants very slowly and I was trembling with delight and anticipation.
My tan corduroy pants were very snug and form fitting so they did not fall down, they merely drooped enough to expose my soft cotton underpants.
Linda pulled my navy blue turtleneck up out of the way. Her yellow rubber gloved hands touching the bare skin of my stomach was almost too much.

She picked up her coconut cream pie and stood in front of me with a mischievous grin and one eyebrow cocked, pulled the waistband of my underpants out and let the pie slide out of the tin down into them.
She never looked down, she just kept staring into my eyes as the coconut cream pie broke in half over my erection and settled to the sides of my fruit of the loom underpants.
She dropped the pie tin on the floor and said, "It wouldn't be appropriate if I looked to see if there was any more room in those sexy tighty whities of yours, so you're just going to have to tell me sweetie. More Cream Pie? Yes or no?
I managed to croak out, "Yes Ma'am."
Linda laughed and said, "Yes Ma'am! Yes Ma'am!
Such a polite young PIE BOY!
Hold the waistband of your underpants out for me dear." She got another coconut cream pie, and again without taking her eyes off mine, with two hands began to ease the coconut cream pie down into my underpants.
My erection was creating a slight resistance and Linda said, "Oh my! Something down there seems to be impeding my progress!
I have a feeling it's the same thing that made getting my credit card out of my purse such a chore earlier!"
She worked the pie around until my erection was out of the way and then she stuffed it down into my underwear holding the tin by the edges. She gently rotated the pie tin left and right, smearing the coconut cream pie all over my aching, throbbing erection.
I was still spurting small jets of pre-cum into my underpants and the cool soft coconut cream on my cock was an amazing feeling after my underwear being hot, moist, and sticky all day.
In some places my semen had dried and become rough and scratchy patches that irritated my already oversensitive penis.
She pulled the pie tin out of my underpants and let it drop to the floor.
Coconut cream pie was seeping through the leg bands of my underpants and getting into my tan corduroy pants.
Linda then grabbed the waistband of my underpants and pulled them up as far as they would go,halfway up my stomach.
Then she finally looked down at her handiwork with a satisfying smirk on her face and said," NICE! CREAM PIE Pants!"

She picked up a coconut cream pie and handed it to me, followed by another, she told me to hold the Coconut CREAM PIES for her.

I felt the back of my underpants being yanked out hard and she took a coconut cream pie out of my left hand and shoved it hard onto my left ass cheek. Then she took the coconut cream pie out of my right hand and shoved it hard into my right ass cheek. She let the waistband of my underwear go with a "pop" and then began pushing the coconut cream pie around into the nooks and crannies of my backside.
She put her chin on my shoulder and whispered into my ear," Just imagine my sister helping me do this to you."



Then she yanked up on the back of my underwear.
My girlfriend's mother just gave me the first CREAM PIE WEDGIE!!!
Linda smoothed my navy blue turtleneck back down, and stopped to admire her work for a few seconds.
My cotton underwear was literally bulging with coconut cream pie. The excess had pushed out of the leg bands and was going into the snug thighs of my tan corduroy pants.
The sensation was incredible and I was having flashbacks of when I was a teenager and covered my clothes and my older sister's yellow PVC raincoat with shaving cream after school one day. Shaving cream is good but it in no way beats real cream pies.

Linda then grabbed the waistband of my tan corduroy pants and pulled them up into my crotch as far as they would go!
I literally rocked up on my tip toes when she did that.
She zipped my pants back up and buttoned them, and gave them a few more upward tugs, making the coconut cream pie in my underwear ooze around, then re-buckled my belt a little bit too tightly.
The sensation was amazing just standing there and not even moving!
I was so horny!
She picked up my navy blue PVC Raincoat and put it on me, buttoning it up all the way and putting the hood on my head.

She said," I think in the, somewhat, near future, I'm going to take you out shopping with me just like this....with your Pants full of CREAM PIE..
Walking around the mall with ME holding MY hand in public.
Suffering with every step
How Good it feels to have all that CREAM PIE Oozing and Squishing around in your Pants...
Everyone will be looking at us because as we walk through the mall, I am holding a Giant Deep Dish BANANA CREAM PIE in my other hand.

The sound of our VINYL Raincoats rubbing together has got you SO HOT
You start Begging and Pleading for Me to CREAM PIE your FACE and Humiliate you in public..
In front of everyone there
Everybody's looking at us...
You fall to your knees in front of Me, looking up at Me, and BEG Me to Hit you in your Face with the BANANA CREAM PIE!!
You say it so everyone around us can hear you," Oh, My Beautiful CREAM PIE Mistress, I'm ACHING for you to CREAM PIE my FACE with your Banana CREAM PIE!
PLEASE!!!
I'm begging you to do it, to ME.
I'm begging you to BANANA CREAM PIE my FACE!
I want it So Badly.
I want you So Badly, to do it to me. PLEASE!!!
I WANT IT SO BAD!!
I want YOU to do it to ME.
Please Hit me in my FACE with your BANANA CREAM PIE
I BEG YOU!!!"

She was breathing heavily, her eyes wide. She cleared her throat, put her yellow rubber gloved hands on her bosom, shifting her shoulders around, and shaking her head as if to snap out of a trance.
The yellow rubber dishwashing gloves squealed against her fresh new red vinyl raincoat.

She exclaimed,"My goodness!!! I got myself Hot and excited!!!"
I had guessed right at the beginning of our morning together. Linda was turned on and sexually aroused doing this to me!!
The thought of hitting me in the face with pies made her wet!!!

She commanded me, "Pull a chair out into the middle of the kitchen...
Get a Coconut CREAM PIE and put it on the chair.
And I want you to sit on the Coconut CREAM PIE for me!"

As I took the steps to get the chair, the feeling of moving with all the cream pie in my pants was pushing me closer and closer to orgasm.
I did as she told me and sat down in the coconut cream pie. That sensation edged me closer and I was about to lose any and all my inhibitions in front of my girlfriend's mother, and I had a sneaky suspicion that's exactly what Linda wanted.
She picked up two coconut cream pies and began to pace back and forth in front of me.


She took a few short steps toward me and slammed one of the coconut cream pies into my crotch.
I gasped and shuttered with delight.
My entire crotchal region was completely heavy and sodden with coconut cream pie.
She held out the other coconut cream pie for me to take.

Linda said," I want you to show me how you CREAM PIE yourself in the Face when you are by yourself John.
I want to see what you were doing to yourself that day I walked in on you at your apartment.

It would be great if you were wearing Kristi's Red PVC dress for this right now...
But I'll just imagine that you are.

I'm pretending right now that I just entered your apartment so quietly that you didn't hear me come in.
I'm standing in the doorway of your bedroom looking at you.
You are on the bed wearing one of Kristi's Red Vinyl dresses holding a BANANA CREAM PIE.
You don't notice me standing there quietly watching you.
You are watching the Cream Pie video tape that you and Kristi made.
I want to see what I missed that day.
I want to see what comes next.
Linda wants to see John CREAM PIE himself in the FACE with a CREAM PIE.
Linda wants to see how John CREAM PIES himself when no one's around.
Linda wants to see what happens when her PIE BOY CREAM PIES His own FACE.
Don't hold back John.
Don't be afraid to let me see all of the real you sweetie. Let that passionate inner PIE BOY come completely out of you this time.
Do it for you, do it for me.
Don't be afraid or ashamed of what is going to happen.
I want to see you orgasm with the CREAM PIE. "
I croaked out the words," Yes CREAM PIE MISTRESS!"
That made both her eyebrows go up in amusement and surprise.
I couldn't look her in the eyes though as I did this.
She was studying me like a hawk.

I began to writhe around in the chair churning my hips.
The cream pies in my pants felt amazing.
I began pushing on the pie pan that was in my lap, squeezing my throbbing erection.
My breathing and groaning seemed much louder because she had put the hood of my Vinyl Raincoat on my head.
Suddenly, the dam burst.
I was already having an orgasm.
The hand I had been rubbing myself with, was on its way up to the coconut cream pie.
Once I had the coconut cream pie in both hands, I shoved it into my face, twisting and smearing it all around.

Waves of pleasure exploded all through me.
I gasped," Ooohhh LINDA!! Another CREAM PIE!!!!
Another COCONUT CREAM PIE!!!"
I ripped the hood of my PVC Raincoat back away from my head.
My hands were out in front of me shaking violently.
Then I felt the weight of another coconut cream pie in my hands.

I immediately smashed it into my face and smeared it through my hair, then I pulled the hood of my Vinyl Raincoat back over my head and pulled tight on the drawstrings making all the coconut cream pie inside the hood smoosh out around my face and shoot down the back of my neck.

I shuddered violently and moaned as I discharged a massive load of cum in my pants.
I totally let myself go without reservation.
I heard Linda exclaim,
"OOOH JOHN!!
SWEETIE!
SHOW LINDA JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT!
CREAM PIEING your FACE with CREAMY COCONUT CREAM PIES for ME!!!
OH MY SWEET HANDSOME PIE BOY!!!"

After a few minutes my breathing slowed and I could hear her walking around the kitchen, her black leather boots on the magnolium and the crackling grind of her new red PVC trench coat as she moved.
The sounds were all muffled because my ears were full of coconut cream pie.

I wiped some pie out of my eyes so I could see.
Linda was standing in front of me smiling down at me holding a coconut cream pie.


She said," Well!!! I hope you're not completely spent after all of that.
I still have three Coconut CREAM PIES I want to use on you."

I said," Three PIES??. But there's only two Coconut CREAM PIES left."
She laughed and said," You are forgetting the Coconut CREAM PIE I didn't CREAM PIE you with this morning!!!
Now tell me how I should Coconut CREAM PIE your FACE at dinner???
I Like putting CREAM PIES in your pants, I really enjoyed it just now.... but my favorite thing to do is to put CREAM PIES in your FACE, and I've been dying to do it to you all day today.
So let's get started shall we?
It's My turn!"



I told her," You could announce that it's dessert time like you did the first time you wanted to CREAM PIE me.
I will be sitting in my normal chair at dinner.
As you walk towards the table with the COCONUT CREAM PIE, pretend to trip on the table leg and fall into Me, with the Coconut CREAM PIE going into my Face.
You will have to bend the pie tin into a quarter moon configuration.

That way all of the Coconut CREAM PIE will pretty much stay on my face and shoulders.
If you don't put the slight bend in the pie tin, the Coconut CREAM PIE will explode out everywhere.
I also would like you to have four or five backup Coconut CREAM PIES
Just in case something fun and unexpected happens.
I might COCONUT CREAM PIE myself in my face... If you want me to."
She replied," Of course I want you to COCONUT CREAM PIE yourself in your FACE in front of everyone
But not until after I have COCONUT CREAM PIED you in your FACE.
It's my house and they are my COCONUT CREAM PIES.
That means I get to go first.
I also want you to wear exactly what you are wearing today.
Except for your Fruit of the Loom underwear.
I know you wore them for our trip today... Because I asked you to be normal and not flashy looking ...and you were trying to not get yourself too excited...
But I would prefer you to wear your VINYL and RUBBER underwear from now on.
It suits your personality anyway.

I have always liked your knee length Red RUBBER knickers with the white RUBBER frill trim, the ones I helped you order from the Dream Dresser catalog.
I think they look really cute on you.
I would like you to wear them for me under your clothes...
Just in case I get the chance to put some COCONUT CREAM PIES inside them before dinner, without Kristi getting suspicious.
I like the idea of you being right on the edge just waiting for Cream Pie to go in your Face!"

Linda really was getting off on doing all of this to me.
I decided to test my theory and give her exactly what she asked for earlier.
I wondered if I could actually make her cum in her tight jeans by just talking to her, telling her how beautiful she was and how I longed for her to hit me in the face with piesI felt this was going to be another bonding moment between us.
We had been bonding together all day long for that matter, I didn't have anything to lose.

I said," I will wear my Red RUBBER bloomers for you, my Hot and Sexy CREAM PIE Mistress..
And now I want you to Coconut CREAM PIE my FACE.
I'm absolutely aching for YOU
You, wearing that SHINY Red VINYL RAINCOAT.
Yellow RUBBER dishwashing gloves..
You are so beautiful...
All I want you to do is to humiliate me for your own pleasure.
I want you to Coconut CREAM PIE me in my face...HARD!
I want you to SMEAR it all over my FACE.
Splatter the white CREAM all over my Blue SHINY VINYL RAINCOAT!
I am your PIE BOY!!
I am your PIE SLAVE!!
I can't take anymore teasing...PLEASE!!!
I am absolutely Begging you to Coconut CREAM PIE me in MY FACE with your CREAMY Coconut CREAM PIES.
PLEASE!!!
LET ME HAVE IT!!
GIVE IT TO ME GOOD!!!
CREAM PIE MISTRESS!!!
I'm Begging you...
I want it so BAD
You are so beautiful in your Red VINYL RAINCOAT..
PLEASE... Hit me in my Face with your Coconut CREAM PIES!!!"

She had been standing there looking at me, listening to me beg, hefting a coconut cream pie, and rubbing her yellow rubber gloved hand up and down the front of her fresh new shiny red vinyl trench coat.
She suddenly stepped Forward and forcefully smacked the coconut cream pie into my face.

I moaned with delight into the coconut cream pie she was pushing and rubbing in my face.
I felt her flip the pie tin away, and I heard her say," Oh!! My little PIE BOY!! "
I moaned," Oh!! My CREAM PIE MISTRESS!!
It feels good, so good!
I want more!
Please give me more!
Hit me in my FACE with your COCONUT CREAM PIES!
Please Don't stop!"
And then another coconut cream pie forcefully hit my face.

This coconut cream pie, she twisted and smeared in my face, and I could hear her breathing hard.

She gasped," OOOO!!!
You like This... Do You John?
PIE BOY!
CREAMY CREAM PIES smacked and smeared and rubbed in your FACE!
Getting CREAM PIED wearing your Blue SHINY VINYL Raincoat!
There's CREAM PIE splattered all over your Blue SHINY VINYL RAINCOAT!

Your Pants are full of CREAM PIE!
This is what you Like??!!
This is what you Want??!!
Oh PIE BOY!!
Linda likes it too!!
I REALLY, REALLY LOVE SMASHING CREAM PIES IN YOUR FACE!!"
Once again I felt her flip the pie tin away.
There was a pause, and then she started clearing my eyes out so I could see.

She had a huge smile on her face and her cheeks were flushed.
She was holding the last coconut cream pie and shaking her head side to side.
She said," OH JOHN. That last speech was good.
It was REALLY Good!
That was some of the best pleading, begging and ass kissing I have ever heard!
You were amazing!
You truly made me feel magnificent and special.
I just don't have the words sweetheart.
But that was REALLY Good!!!
I've got nothing left.
So I'm just going to."

She stopped mid-sentence and then pushed the last coconut cream pie into my face firmly and smeared it around a little.
The coconut cream pie stuck to my face.
The pie tin fell into my lap and I could see her out of one eye dragging a kitchen chair over in front of me.
She sat down, her red vinyl raincoat squeaking and grinding as she sat..
She let out a deep breath and then finished her sentence.
"..put the last CREAMY Coconut CREAM PIE in your FACE and sit down and catch my breath."

I said," Did I really wear you out being your CREAM PIE play thing today?"
She said," Yes you did."
We were being polite to one another because of the elephant in the room.
We both knew the real reason she was out of breath.
Linda had an orgasm Cream Pieing me, although I was pretty sure that it was more because I was begging her.
She also got off on me telling her how beautiful and special she was.
She liked hearing those things out loud, but I also think she really liked the idea of dressing up in something special and letting me have it with the Cream Pies.
I think Linda lived her whole life sexually restrained; that's why she enjoyed living vicariously through Kristi and myself.
My thoughts about this would be proven true to me when I talked to her sister, Caroline later on.

I told her that the reason I didn't let the waitress at the restaurant cream pie me was because I wanted to spend the day just with her.

She said," Really??
You turned down getting CREAM PIED in your face by a cute waitress...
Because you were with me???"
I told her yes.
I said," It wasn't hard for me to turn down... I really wanted to do it... But then I would have been exhausted and I wouldn't have the energy to spend time with you.
I think I made the right choice because today has been amazing."
She said," I agree.
Would you like to take a shower and clean up before Kristi gets here in two hours.
OR... Do you want to wear my Coconut CREAM PIES until she gets here to show her what I've done to you
It's your choice sweetie, but I would like it if you washed off and put on my clean red satin pajamas and my green and blue VINYL RAINCOAT, and snuggle next to me and watch a movie.
I have a copy of "The Great Race"...

I know it's one of your favorites. Because of the largest PIE fight in cinematic history!
Take a shower and I will wash your clothes... And I will clean up your VINYL RAINCOAT."
The shower felt good and when I got out of the shower.. her red satin pajamas were waiting for me on the bathroom sink.
I put them on and went downstairs to the living room and she was on the couch.
She was wearing white satin pajamas and her new Red PVC Raincoat.
On the coffee table there were three items.
Her green and blue PVC Raincoat, her navy blue Rubber purse, and a Coconut Cream Pie.
She picked up her green and blue PVC raincoat and turned it inside out so that the shiny blue side was facing out.
She held it up for me.
She said," Come here and put this on for me and sit next to me on the couch."
I walked over to her and she put the PVC raincoat on me and buttoned it up.
We sat down on the couch next to each other and she said," I know it's time to relax but I just like you under a bit of tension.
Sooo I thought it would be fun if you continued to hold my Blue RUBBER purse in your lap, just in case something arises...
And I'm going to hold this Coconut CREAM PIE in my lap
While we watch the movie and talk some more."

I was slowly coming to life downstairs.
She just leaned forward and took her Rubber purse off of the coffee table and plopped it in my lap, right on top of my erection.
She picked up the Coconut Cream Pie and sat back and put it in her lap.
She put her left arm around my shoulders and snuggled up next to me.
I was starting to tremble with excitement again.

She started to laugh and said," Oh John, you are so predictable and Easy!"
The movie had come to the part where Professor Fate sticks a fire extinguisher down his assistant's pants and fills them up with thick white foam.
I told her that was where the CREAM PIE Pants filling idea came from.
She said," I see! What else about this movie triggered your CREAM PIE desires?"

I said," Natalie Wood.
The first time I ever saw this film, I thought she was so beautiful, and when it came to the PIE Fight scene, she was wearing a pink corset and white stockings..
I was really turned on.

As I watched her get hit with CREAM PIE after CREAM PIE...
It really did a number on me.

I was amazed that such a beautiful woman would allow Pies to be thrown into her Face.

I know I already told you this part before, this afternoon, but I have something to add to it.
I was 10 years old at the time and I was already dressing up in my mother's and my sister's PVC Raincoats and LEATHER coats.
I had a Yellow RUBBER RAINCOAT of my own that I wore as well.
But I had not yet gathered the courage to PIE myself in my face wearing them.
It was after seeing this film that I finally got the courage to PIE myself in my face wearing my sister's green and blue PVC raincoat.

I was also wearing my Yellow RUBBER Raincoat turned inside out underneath her Raincoat so I could feel the RUBBER against my skin.

I filled up a paper plate with about half a can of my dad's Barbasol shaving cream...and I let myself have it in the Face, pretty much the same way I showed you this afternoon.
If you think I shake and tremble now you should have seen me that first time.
It was almost like having a seizure
I'm going to tell you something I never want you to repeat to a living soul.
Promise me."
She looked kind of shocked and said," Okay John, I promise to never repeat what you're about to tell me."
I said," Swear on my PURPLE VINYL Trench Coat!"

She replied exasperated," Ok John, I swear on your PURPLE VINYL Trench Coat, I won't tell another soul!
Now will you please tell me what it is that you're so afraid of anyone else but me knowing!
And for heaven's sake sweetheart you are shaking like a leaf!
Just tell me!"
We were looking at each other dead in the eyes.
Our Vinyl raincoats were grinding against each other, my erection was straining against her RUBBER purse.
I was shaking and there was a huge lump in my throat.
I could feel tears welling up in my eyes.
I took a deep breath and my voice cracked as I croaked out," The first time I Cream Pied myself in my face
I Cried!"
I had done it.
I had finally said it out loud.
I could feel hot tears on my cheeks.
I continued," They were tears of shame,
They were tears of joy, and they were tears of release.
As I looked in the mirror at my face, all covered with shaving cream...
I liked what I saw visually...
But at the same time I was deeply ashamed, because it wasn't normal.
People laugh at a CREAM PIE in someone's face.
It's a joke.
It is comedic.
It is supposed to be funny!

And yet there I was getting immense sexual relief from it.
I loved what I had just done to myself, because it felt so good.
But I was ashamed of myself for liking it.
I knew it wasn't normal.
I wasn't normal.
And all I wanted to be was Normal.
Seeing Pie Face Mike on Jenny Jones gave me the courage to tell your daughter my deepest desire, but it was not easy.
I was terrified of what she might think of me, because it was sexual in nature.
That's why I could never tell you about it, or admit to you that I liked it, before today.
Our first CREAM PIE date was fun but it wasn't planned. I just wanted to surprise you and make you happy that day.
Today was how I always wanted it to go with you when I confided in you about my secret fantasy Cream Pie Fetish.
Spending time alone with you today and being able to tell you my story has really lifted a weight off of my shoulders and conscience."
She stared at me kind of shell-shocked.
She began rubbing her fingers through my hair and looked at me sympathetically.
She leaned towards me and kissed me on the cheek.
She softly said," I know it took a lot of courage for you to tell me that. I love you sweetie."
She wiped the tears off my cheeks, and I broke the tension by saying," The world's biggest PIE fight is coming up... I think we should get back to the movie before we miss it."
When the PIE fight came on she teased me by waving the Coconut Cream Pie around in front of my face.

She was still holding the Coconut Cream Pie up like she was going to put it into my face when the front door opened.
Kristi was finally off work.
She looked at us and said," Well what on Earth is going on here?
A pajama and VINYL RAINCOAT CREAM PIE Party?
Was I not invited because I'm all dressed up in Sexy LEATHER?"

Kristi did look good.
I was tired but I wanted to have sex with her so badly.
She was wearing her long black tight LEATHER skirt with a cream colored silk blouse, and her black leather blazer.
Her new black LEATHER knee-high boots were squeaking as she moved because they still hadn't broken in yet but I loved that sound.
I wanted her so badly right then.
No CREAM PIES...
No messing around.. just me hiking up her LEATHER skirt.
Pulling my pajama pants down far enough and inserting myself into her.
I wanted to be inside her, I wanted to feel her.
Her mother could tell the change in my demeanor.
She said," Well kids, today has been fun and all...but I am tired and I think I'm going to hit the hay.
John, we will definitely have to do this again soon.
I absolutely love my new RAINCOAT
Kristi. I'll let you have a closer look at it later.
Right now You two kids get home, I'm sure you have lots to talk about.
Kristi, we will talk later.
And take this Coconut CREAM PIE home with you... You might need it."
She handed Kristi the coconut cream pie and pretty much shooed us out the door.
When we were outside Kristi said," Well, what was that all about?"
I looked at her standing there dressed in all LEATHER holding that Coconut Cream Pie and said," Go on home I will meet you there I've got to go back and get my clothes. I'll be there straight away because I really want you right now!"
The front door opened and her mother was standing there holding my clothes and raincoat.
I had to smile.
I raced home as fast as I could in my car and when we were both in our apartment I hiked up her leather dress and I threw her on the bed and I went to town.
My girlfriend gasped," I wasn't expecting this kind of homecoming but I'm not going to complain!
My mother must have done a number on you today!
You smell like a Giant Coconut CREAM PIE!"
I grunted," I will tell you about it later. Right now I just want You and only You!"
She exclaimed," Alright! You got me super stud! If you can slow down for just a few seconds, I'll go get my mother's Coconut CREAM PIE and hit you in your FACE with it when you cum!"

When she said that to me, that did it.
I moaned," Too Late."
Straight sex had never felt so good just then.
My girlfriend said," That's good for you honey...
But I'm not finished yet.
I'm going to go to the living room and get my mother's COCONUT CREAM PIE

I'm going to get on top of you and ride you while I look at you dressed in my mother's clothes, and when I cum, I'm going to Hit you in your FACE with my mother's COCONUT CREAM PIE.
Baby you don't understand!
You have always been an exceptional lover.
But since I have been CREAM PIEING you
Oh my God!!!!
You are even better!!!
Your passion and intensity is AMAZING!
I also LOVE the feeling of putting a CREAM PIE in your FACE when I cum!
It makes my orgasm more intense.
I can't go back to Fucking you wearing just RUBBER.
I have to CREAM PIE YOU!!!"

CREAM PIE in my Face sex Had never felt so good.
My girlfriend was slow and methodical and she only sped up just at the end.

When she came she moaned loudly and smacked the Coconut Cream Pie down on my face.
I came as well.
She left the Coconut CREAM PIE on my face, dismounted me and said," That was good, I feel better.
You really do look amazing right now..PIE BOY!
I want you to lay there on the bed just like that and leave my mother's Coconut CREAM PIE in your face.

I'm going to take a shower. When I'm done I'll decide if I want to take my mother's COCONUT CREAM PIE off of your FACE!
Whatever I decide, when I'm done with my shower I want you to tell me everything that happened today.
Don't skip anything because you know my mother is going to tell me everything.
If you are a good PIE BOY and do everything I ask
I'll dress you up in my Black RUBBER French Maid costume... And "Peg" you!

I will put on my Red Rubber catsuit and Red Rubber thigh highs, slip into my strap on and CREAM PIE your face as I

Fuck your face and ass, you've got me so horny tonight.

I've got six BANANA CREAM PIES in the kitchen that I stopped and picked up on the way home before I went to my mother's.
I'm going to "Peg" and CREAM PIE you while you tell me about your day."
I heard her go into the bathroom and close the door, and I laid there with Coconut CREAM PIE on my Face
And I fantasized about my upcoming COCONUT CREAM PIE in my Face Dinner Party.
I was so tired I wanted to sleep but my girlfriend was in the mood to have her way with me.
"Pegging" did more for her than it did for me, but I enjoyed it too.

Her strap-on was positioned in the perfect place for her. When she was fucking me it was rubbing her in just the right place to make her orgasm.
She loved totally dominating over me, and I loved how much she got off on doing it to me.
Getting fucked in my mouth and ass, and Banana CREAM PIED in my Face wasn't a terrible way to spend the evening.