Weeks later I was at home alone and bored.
There were a dozen Banana Cream Pies in the kitchen, for Kristi to use on me later that night.
As I looked at them I started to get really horny.
I suddenly didn't want to wait on Kristi for a Cream Pie in my Face.

I took one of the Banana Cream Pies into the bedroom and put it on the edge of the bed, and started going through our closet to find something to wear for this occasion.
I settled on one of Kristi's Red PVC dresses.
I liked being kinky, wearing her PVC and Rubber outfits when she wasn't around.
It turned me on to do it.
Kristi liked seeing me in a dress too.
She bought me a Hot Pink Rubber French Maid costume a few years back.
I liked the feeling of wearing women's clothing.
I guess it was the taboo about it that appealed to me.

After our first Cream Pie experience, Kristi and I decided to video tape all our Cream Pie episodes.
We had a nice compilation we both liked watching.
I put the video in the VCR and pressed play.
The last video we made came on.
I was dressed in a Black Rubber suit, bent over the back of a chair.
Kristi was wearing a Red Latex Rubber catsuit with Red Rubber thigh highs, Red Rubber gloves, and a strap-on harness fitted with her favorite Red Rubber dildo.

She was walking around me in a circle, striking me on my thighs and ass with a riding crop, verbally berating me for being a Dirty PIE BOY WHORE.
Then she got in my face and began to taunt and tease me for liking Pies in my face.
She stood up and forced her girthy dildo into my mouth, making me suck it and when she pulled all the way out, she smashed a Coconut Cream Pie in my face and shoved the dildo back in.
This time I accepted it readily and sucked on it greedily, begging her for another Pie in my face, my voice muffled from the mouthful of Rubber cock. She gave an evil laugh and smashed a Strawberry Cream Pie in my face with the dildo still in my mouth. She made me keep sucking her strap-on dildo while I begged and pleaded for her to hit me in the face with more Pies.
I was already horny and watching our videotape got me even hotter.
I loved it when Kristi was mean to me and dominating, I got off so hard on being submissive to her, and she got off on it as well.
I sat on our bed masturbating slowly, holding the Banana Cream Pie in my left hand.
I decided to Pie myself gently, so I wouldn't have a big mess to clean up before Kristi came home.
She was going to be upset that I didn't wait on her.
She told me," You hid this CREAM PIE FETISH for years, it's my job to CREAM PIE you now.
I don't want you Cream Pieing yourself unless I'm watching you.

I like watching you hit yourself in the Face with a CREAM PIE when you are all dressed up.
It really does get me hot!"
In the last part of the video, Kristi handed me a Coconut Cream Pie and picked up one herself before getting behind me and unzipping the two way zip at the back of my Rubber suit exposing my ass.
She calls me a perverted, disgusting PIE WHORE, and declares that submissive PIE whores deserve to be fucked in the Face and fucked in the Ass without mercy.
She tells me to beg her to fuck me in the ass with her favorite cock, and I do, wiggling my ass in anticipation of her penetration into me.
I am moaning with pleasure at this point, panting as I beg her to please fuck me!
She smashes the Cream Pie on my ass and slowly inserts her dildo into me.
I moan with pleasure as she penetrates me and I push back against her, driving the girthy dildo deep inside me.
Then she suddenly pulls all the way out and then rams her strap on into me hard, and I gasp loudly as I orgasm from my stimulated prostate.
Hot cum is streaming down my leg inside my black rubber suit.
I hit myself in the Face with the Cream Pie I'm holding and cum even more as she's pegging me.
In my ecstasy I keep repeating over and over that I'm a Dirty PIE Whore.
The last part of the video put me over the edge.
I took the Banana Cream Pie with both hands and pushed it into my face.
I smeared it all around, twisting it back and forth and rubbing it into my hair.

Right as the orgasm tore through me, I heard the apartment door open.
My heart froze!
Kristi was at work and wouldn't be off for hours.
It had to be her mother dropping something off.
I panicked.
I was terrified of Linda catching me like this and I was still ejaculating.
I blindly reached out and hit 'STOP' on the VCR.
I pushed the Pie tin under the bed and jumped up to run to the bathroom.
The problem was I had to cross the open bedroom door to get there.
Linda was looking directly into the bedroom trying to find me!

I was hoping I was so fast she would only see a blur.
She saw everything but didn't quite understand what she was seeing at first.

As I jumped into the bathroom and closed the door, Linda apologized for not knocking and said she hoped she wasn't interrupting anything.

I tried to play it off and told her No... that I was just taking a shower.
She said," I'll wait until you get out. I just want to visit with you for a while and I have something to ask you."
I washed the Banana Cream Pie off of me as quickly as I could, hoping she would stay in the living room, but when I came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around me, she was sitting on the bed with an expression on her face that made me nervous.

She was wearing a white turtleneck, her Black Leather pants and blazer with new knee high Black Leather boots.
She looked good and I was afraid I might get an erection with only a towel covering me.

The remote to the TV was in her lap.
She was looking at whipped cream and crust on the bed comforter, and drops of Banana Cream on the floor.

She looked at me, with an inquisitive look that made me feel hot with shame and embarrassment.
She teasingly asked," Did you have an accident eating BANANA CREAM PIE in bed John??"

I was trying my best to be cool, but before I could even say anything, she asked," John, are you sure I didn't interrupt anything?

I apologize for not knocking before I came in.
I wasn't thinking.
I had some stuff for Kristi and she told me to use my key and just come on in and drop it off.
I didn't mean to interrupt your privacy."
I said," You didn't interrupt anything. I was taking a shower."
She looked at the whipped cream on the bed and floor, and the Pie pan partially sticking out from underneath the bed.

Her eyes cut a glance at the tape case on top of the TV with "Kristi And John's /Cream Pie Compilation" written in bright Red on the spine.
The Red Vinyl dress I had been wearing was visible on the bathroom floor with Banana Cream Pie on it.
She had an expression I'd never seen before and sarcastically said," I'm glad I didn't interrupt you doing anything."

There was a really long uncomfortable pause of Linda staring at me and I was looking at her and neither one of us was saying a word.
She started to say something, then stopped.
She looked concerned.
Looking down at her lap; she turned the remote over and over in her hands.

She very quietly and sweetly said," John, sweetheart, you know you don't have to be shy or embarrassed about anything with me."
She put the remote down on the bed and looked up at me earnestly and said," You can tell me anything. You can be yourself around me John."
I said," I know all that stuff Linda. You're the greatest Mom ever. I'm not sure what you're trying to get at, I don't have anything to tell you right now."
She said," Ok then...
Can I ask you a direct question John, and you tell me the truth?"

I felt the color drain from my face; she had caught me, and she wanted answers.
I was trying to be cool but it wasn't working.
I said," Sure, you can ask me a direct question, but I'm feeling just a bit vulnerable standing here in front of you wearing nothing but a towel.
Would you mind if I quickly slip into some Rubber and Vinyl while you're here visiting?"

She said," Of course not sweetheart.
You go right ahead and slip into some RUBBER and VINYL if you want to.
I'll just turn my head.
I promise I won't peek.
You know I like it when you wear your RUBBER and VINYL outfits, I think you look cute.
If you'd like me to polish your RUBBER for you after you put it on, just let me know."
Linda looked away and said," John, you said I could ask you a direct question, but you didn't say you'd tell me the truth."
She had me.
The "getting dressed" distraction didn't work.
I quickly slipped into a Black Rubber shirt and Black Rubber pants.
I reached into the closet and pulled out a Red Vinyl motorcycle jacket and put it on.

I said," You can turn around now I'm decent.
Ask me your question and I will tell you the truth."
Linda turned back to face me and nodded with an expression of surprised approval.
She said," I like the Black Rubber with the bright Shiny Red Vinyl.
You look very Slick!"
Her expression became serious again, but she was smiling at me and asked," John, when I came in a few minutes ago without knocking, were you Pieing yourself in the Face with a BANANA CREAM PIE, wearing one of Kristi's Red Vinyl dresses?" I felt my knees go weak.
I was shaking.
She noticed my uneasiness and quickly and soothingly said, " Sweetheart, it's ok, I'm not judging you.
I'm completely fine with it if that's what you were doing.
Honey, if you truly have a Fetish "thing" for CREAM PIES in your Face like Pie Face Mike, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

You don't ever have to be embarrassed to be yourself around me sweetie.
If you have a CREAM PIE in the Face Fetish, I support you.
So with that being said, Did you put on a Red Vinyl dress and hit yourself in the Face with a BANANA CREAM PIE?"

I couldn't answer her, I just stood there trembling and swallowing hard.
I was getting an erection in my black rubber pants.
Linda noticed me trying to hide my erection from her and said," Don't be afraid to tell me the truth sweetheart.
We could both have a lot of fun together with this if you'd just be honest with me."
Linda was looking at me earnestly with a hopefulness, wanting me to tell her yes, but I couldn't bring myself to tell her the truth out loud.

She tried again to put me at ease and tentatively asked," Do you want me to throw some CREAM PIES in your Face right now, while you're wearing your Slick Black Rubber pants and shirt, and that Sexy, Shiny, Red Vinyl jacket?
Would you like that?
I would like that.
You know that I'm more than happy to hit you in the Face with some CREAM PIES right now, if that's what you're really wanting me to do to you.
Would you like for that to happen right now?
Just tell me John, do you want me to hit you in the Face with a Cream Pie?

Does the thought of it all turn you on John, the thought of me hitting you in the Face with CREAM PIES???
Be honest with me.
I'm certainly not going to be upset if you say yes.
I will in fact be rather happy if you do say yes."
The moron I was trying to be cool said," No ... Linda! I was just in the shower and I had shampoo all over my head, it wasn't Cream Pie.
I had just stepped out to grab my hair brush when I heard you come in, so I grabbed the nearest article of clothing, which was one of Kristi's Red VINYL dresses, to cover up with to get back in the shower."
That lie was plausible and somewhat believable, but deep down I knew she had me.
Linda made that face she makes where she raises one eyebrow and looks down her nose at you, with the expression... She knows you're lying.

She said," Ok John, if that's your story."
Just like that, she let it go.

Deep inside I didn't want her to let it go, I wanted her to force a confession out of me.
She got up to leave walking towards the door, and my heart was pounding in my chest.
I watched her walking away looking at the creases in her black leather outfit as she moved, hearing the soft grind of Leather, the smell of her Leather in the air and my erection was suddenly rock hard.
I wanted to feel her Cream Pie in my face so badly.
I was fantasizing about her walking into the kitchen, taking a Banana Cream Pie, coming back and hitting me in the face with it.

I imagined her rubbing it in my face and smearing it around as she dominantly said," If you're not going to be honest and tell me you like and want CREAM PIES thrown in your FACE John, I'll just have to take matters into my own hands!

Now tell me how much you Love ME PIEING you in the FACE with this BANANA CREAM PIE!!!
Tell ME how turned on you are right now because I'm wearing LEATHER and PIEING your FACE with a BANANA CREAM PIE while you're wearing your SHINY Black RUBBER and Red VINYL jacket!"

I called after her," Linda?"
She turned around and said," Yes John?"

My voice was trembling and I couldn't control it.
I said," Hypothetically...
If I did PIE myself with a BANANA CREAM PIE,
wearing one of Kristi's Red VINYL dresses.
What would you say?"
Linda gave me a sympathetic smile and said," I would say I Love YOU just the way YOU are.
I have always liked and supported your VINYL and RUBBER FETISH.
I'll support a CREAM PIE in the Face FETISH too.
It's not too late to come clean with me.
I can make good use of the eleven BANANA CREAM PIES left on the kitchen counter.
Kristi can always get more on her way home tonight.
Trust me darling I know she won't mind.
And you don't have to worry about being excited in front of me when I PIE You.
I expect you to be turned on when I PIE You, it's only natural, I'm sure.
Nothing else is going to happen between us but the PIES. Because nothing else can happen and we both know that.
There's no reason to be afraid."
We both stood there for a moment just looking at each other.
I wanted to tell her the truth, because I really wanted to feel her Cream Pie me in the face.
Hesitantly I said," Linda?"
She replied," Yes John? Have something you want to tell me now?"
My heart was beating out of my chest!
I was so HOT for her to Pie me, but I knew I wouldn't be able to control my orgasm, it would be explosive, so I reluctantly backed down saying," I'm glad you came by.
I really like your Black Leather outfit and the new Black Leather boots. You look very SEXY today."
Linda smiled at me and said," Thank you John.
That's very sweet.
I thought you'd like my LEATHER Mistress outfit.
It makes me feel SEXY!
Have a good evening sweetheart, I'll talk to you later."

She turned to the door, opened it and looked back at me and said," I think you look SEXY too John, wearing the Black RUBBER shirt and pants with the Shiny Red VINYL jacket.
You should definitely consider wearing that in one of your future home movies.
I really liked the heavy Black RUBBER suit you were wearing in your last one. Very interesting
Very entertaining.
VERY ENTERTAINING!
Kristi looked really cute as well in her Red Rubber suit and boots."
I felt as if I had just been hit with a lightning bolt.
I felt my eyes get bigger and Linda was giving me a smug smile of satisfaction.

She was reveling in her discovery and letting me know that she had me dead to rights.
Linda continued in a coy innocent tone of voice, "I really hope you don't mind, I was a little bored just sitting on the bed with the Banana Cream Pie droppings with no one to talk to, waiting for you to finish washing your hair, so I re-wound and watched some of the video that was in the VCR while I was waiting for you to get out of the shower.
Speaking of shower sweetie, you missed some Banana CREAM PIE in the top part of your left ear."
She winked and then puckered her lips in a kiss towards me.
My left hand immediately shot up to feel my left ear, and sure enough there was a blob of Pie cream there and that made my right hand come up to cover my open mouth for some reason.

My jaw dropped down to my chest.
I was shell shocked.
Not only had Linda caught me red handed hitting myself in the Face with a Banana Cream Pie wearing one of Kristi's Red PVC dresses, she had re-wound the VHS tape in the VCR while I was in the shower and watched the video of Kristi Pieing and pegging me!!
Linda turned back towards the doorway with a sly smirk on her face and whispered under her breath, "Dirty, Perverted PIE BOY Whore" and walked out shutting the door behind her leaving me standing there with my mouth open and a massive boner sticking out in my black Rubber pants, that I totally exposed to her when I took my hands away to check the top part of my left ear for cream pie and cover my open mouth!
When Kristi got home from work I barely got out what happened before she cut me off and told me Linda had already called her at her work asking questions.
I was feeling sick.
She said," Mother asked me if you had a thing for CREAM PIES in your Face, the same way you have a thing for dressing in RUBBER and VINYL.
She wanted to know if I was hitting you in the Face with Cream Pies everyday.
She said she originally thought from the California van conversation that your CREAM PIE FETISH was just going to be a one-time or at least a short lived kind of a thing but had a sneaky suspicion after our first time doing it together that you really liked and were into being hit in the Face with Pies because of the way you were acting at her house the day after.
She saw you get an erection in your Rubber jeans when she was talking to you and asking if she could wear her Green and Blue Vinyl Raincoat and throw Pies in your Face.
I saw it too baby.. but I thought you played it off well, I mean mom didn't say anything about it to me at the time or even give me one of her looks.
She's just really good at reading people.
Anyway about TODAY
She said she caught you running to the bathroom wearing one of my Red Vinyl dresses with Cream Pie all over your Face and in your hair, and you tried to tell her some cockamamie story about washing your hair.
I blew it off and told her "No, that I wasn't throwing PIES in your Face everyday and you weren't hitting yourself in the Face with Cream Pies everyday either. I said that you were probably just bored and messing around and it didn't mean anything.''
I wanted to breathe just a little sigh of relief at Kristi's answer to Linda's question, but I knew that I was completely busted.
Kristi said, "She didn't buy it. I can always tell by the sound of her voice and she gave me a sarcastic "Uhunh" when I told her that and then asked me to explain why there were 11 boxes of Banana Cream Pies thawing out on the kitchen counter and why we had a videotape labeled "Kristi and John/ Cream Pie Compilation" on top of our TV."
My heart skipped a beat and I grimaced as I said,
" I was watching the last video that we did together, wearing your long sleeve Red PVC dress and I hit myself in the Face with one of the Banana Cream Pies for tonight and your mother walked in on me.
I ran to the bathroom and pretended to be taking a shower and she caught a glimpse of me through the open bedroom door.
There was no chance to shut it.. and while I was in the bathroom your mother came into our bedroom, sat on our bed, saw the case to our PIE tape, re-wound our PIE tape and watched the video of you Pieing and Pegging Me!!!"
Kristi burst into laughter and said, "Oh my god. that is too funny! I'm sorry I didn't call you and let you know that she was coming by to drop some stuff off for meBut I didn't think that you would be doing something by yourself that you were supposed to be waiting on me for when I got home from work stupid head!!!
You're not supposed to be hitting yourself in the Face with any more PIES unless I am watching you do it to yourself, that's supposed to be the deal.
I forgive you baby, and I'm not mad at you, though I would say you deserve to be punished.. but I think getting caught by my mother is going to be punishment enough for you.
You're busted, mister and it serves you right for not waiting on me!
So PIE BOY, your little secret is out now.
You know what you're going to have to do to satisfy my mother.
She is all about honesty.
I am willing to bet that mom's mainly upset because you're not telling her the truth.. and that hurts her feelings because she thinks that you don't trust her when all she does is show you love and support.
Why don't you just go ahead and tell her what she wants to hear.
At this point she's already figured it out, and I can't cover for you anymore anyway..
Sooooo
Isn't it obvious that she totally loves you and she's okay with you having a CREAM PIE in the FACE FETISH?
She just wants to be part of it and be included, so just be honest with her and let her throw and splat some CREAM PIES in your FACE for Pete's sake.
Hell, do it for me baby!
I'm kind of Hot and excited to watch my mother really Cream you in the Face good with some PIES!
I get so horny thinking about it. Do it for me!!
And baby.
I'm not stupid, I know why you are so afraid of letting Mom throw and smash Cream Pies in your Face.
You don't want to cum in your Rubber pants in front of her. I totally get it and I understand, but at this point it's inevitable because NOW, one way or another, she is eventually going to hit you in the Face with a Cream Pie with or without your blessing.
Don't worry about having an orgasm in front of her when she PIES you.
I'll take care of explaining that when the time comes.
She will be surprised
But she won't freak out
I'm pretty sure she's really going to like that part of Pieing you actually.
She'll be amused and excited when she knows the whole truth.
Think about it baby
Mom just watched our last pegging video, and you were begging me to Pie you and fuck you in the ass.. How could letting Mom PIE you in the Face be more embarrassing than that?
I can't believe she watched the tape!!!
She has known for some time that I have been pegging you because we discussed it, but I never went into details about it with her.
Well I guess two cats are out of the bag today.
It's crazy. I still can't believe she watched our tape!"
Kristi's last statement didn't do anything to help my sick uneasy feeling, and I was completely humiliated that Linda had watched me begging her daughter to Pie me in the face as I sucked off her strap on and then begged her to fuck me in the ass admitting that I was a Dirty, Perverted, Disgusting PIE BOY WHORE.
Kristi was right, it couldn't get any more embarrassing for me at the moment.
And at the moment, I didn't know how I was ever going to look Linda in the eye again.
Funny thing is, I knew I could look her in the eye because she looked me in the eye after watching that video and her love and support for me did not waiver.
She didn't look at me any differently.
Linda had actually liked the video!
I wasn't quite sure what all of this meant and I was in a whirlwind of confusion.
I had admitted my "Pie in the Face Fetish" to Kristi and let her see how helpless and vulnerable I was with it, and that was hard enough.
I wasn't ready to be that completely honest and have a "PIE" orgasm in front of Linda.. just yet.
She had seen one on a video tape, but I didn't think that came close to what it would be in person.
I wasn't playing a deliberate denial game with her mother, I just wanted to have some control over all of this.
Little did I know I was about to get my just desserts in a big way.