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GF and Mom Cream Me at Dinner and Publicly
Story by ThePieBoy
Posted 21 days ago     212 views
As the week went on it was hard for me to contain my excitement.
I couldn't wait for Linda to smash a Coconut Cream Pie in my Face at dinner.
Kristi could always read me like a book
It was nearly impossible to keep a secret from her, she seemed to pick up on everything.
The night of the dinner she chided me as I was dressing.
She said," Are you really going to wear that preppy outfit for dinner tonight?
I would like to see you wear your new Purple RUBBER pirate shirt and your black RUBBER pants

You look Hot and so fuckable in that outfit
It's a shame we haven't broken it in yet.
I want you to fuck me wearing it, and when I cum, I'm going to smash and smear a CREAM PIE your Face and watch you cum.

I Love watching you cum when you get hit in the Face with a CREAM PIE.
I Love the feeling of hitting you in your Face with a CREAM PIE when I am cuming.

I Love how your face looks covered with CREAM PIE.

When I hit you in your FACE with a CREAM PIE...
I Love seeing the CREAM PIE splatter and drip all over your Shiny VINYL and RUBBER outfits...
It's visually stimulating.

Sometimes I get so HOT and WET, just from the visual, it drives me crazy.

My Mother likes it too, but she won't admit it out loud."

Kristi didn't know her mother admitted that to me on our Atlanta trip.

"I know mother says she prefers normal looking Vinyl Raincoats, but if she saw you wearing that SHINY PURPLE RUBBER shirt, she'd be beside herself wanting to hit you in the Face with a CREAM PIE while you are wearing it

The way mother sees it
She's not only Pieing you, she's also Pieing your outfit.

That's one reason why she wanted you to wear the PURPLE VINYL Trench Coat for her that she bought for you, to dinner that night. She wanted you to be wearing it for her first time to ever hit you in the Face with a CREAM PIE.

She really does have a 'THING' about CREAM PIEING you when you are wearing SHINY PURPLE PVC and RUBBER.

Don't tell her that I told you, but whenever she's out shopping at the malls, she looks for PURPLE VINYL Raincoats for you.



Mom loves throwing Cream Pies in your Face when you're dressed up, period, but whenever you wear Purple Vinyl and Rubber around her, she gets really excited and she just has to hit you with a CREAM PIE.
She's seriously excited about Cream Pieing you in public, but she just can't bring herself to do it, if she is wearing something fetish and you are too.
She thinks she has to be conservative because of her age...
But you don't have to give in to her conservative whims.
She has actually asked me about wearing something RUBBER to PIE You.

She says she doesn't care for the feel of RUBBER, but she hasn't put any RUBBER on. YET.
I think she might change her mind once I get her into something.

She says she only wants to do it to please you, but I truly think she's finally getting curious about Latex and wants to try it.

And just so you know she's toying with the idea of using You as "CREAM PIE Entertainment" for her bi-weekly book club group...
And she wants you dressed up in RUBBER for it.

As far as I know she hasn't said anything to the group yet.
But I know she will.

She wants to show you off...
And at the same time show that she's cool and hip.
I guarantee that all the women in her book club will be into it.
What you offer is exciting and out of the norm.

People in the norm are always looking for an escape.
I got off on telling my friends from work about you.
It turned me on to see their reactions to your Fetish.
I wanted to dress you up in one of our Rubber French Maid outfits for my boss and girlfriends, and let them CREAM PIE you.

That idea made me so horny, and I thought you would get off on all the "girly" attention, and I always get off watching other women CREAM PIE you.
At our last girl get-together,
I thought it would be fun showing them our videos.
Watching their reactions was a lot of fun and it was a turn on for me.

It all seemed like a good idea at the time.
They all loved the videos and I knew that would excite and embarrass you at the same time.

They were all WAY too HOT,
wanting to CREAM PIE you.
And I don't trust them.
Especially my boss.
Claire's my best friend, but she's WAY too interested in you.
Let's just say she wants to do more than dress up in RUBBER and throw CREAM PIES into your Face.

Claire's who introduced me to what "Pegging" is.
Our little video we made was actually all her idea.
She picked out the strap-on for me, and coached me on how to use it.

She's wanting the both of us to "Peg" and CREAM PIE you at the same time.



I'm sure that strokes your ego, but don't get any ideas mister...
You are my PIE BOY!
You belong to Me.

I can share you when it comes to CREAM PIES, but I'm not going to share you doing something else.

I like seeing you blush around my friends now.
I like how they try to act coy and sly around you, and the way they titter and giggle because they've seen you at your most vulnerable.
They all LOVED the video of me masterbating you till you came on the Chocolate Cream Pie.

You should have heard them all gasp and "Ooooo" and "Aaaaahhh" when I smeared the Chocolate Cream CUM PIE in your Face.

They were totally Loving that scene!


They know that you know.
I showed them our videos.
They know that you know, that they want to CREAM PIE you.
It creates a nice sexual tension in the air, that I have complete control of.
And I like control!"

I said," You are my CREAM PIE MISTRESS, and I am totally in love with you.
I have something with you I could never have with anyone else, ever.

It is a turn on that your friends know about me and they have seen our videos, and like them, but trust me when I tell you I can never be unfaithful to the first girl that dressed up in Rubber and put a Cream Pie in my Face.

Your friends aside.
I am dressing this way because your mother asked me to wear the same clothes that I wore on our trip because she never got any pictures, and she wanted a couple of pictures of me dressed up with her and her new fancy Red VINYL Trench Coat."

Kristi," That's okay, I get it, my mother always gets what she wants.
She's so into LOOKING normal
But deep down she's a KINKY Fetishist.
That's why she's so supportive of what we do.
Trust me when I tell you she enjoys CREAM PIEING you as much as you enjoy being CREAM PIED!
I know she's got something planned for YOU, when my Aunt Caroline comes into town.
Something about us all going out to eat at a restaurant.

We are all supposed to CREAM PIE you.
The waitress is supposed to CREAM PIE you too.

She hasn't given me very many details but I know she's already talked to my aunt Caroline about it, and I know my aunt is super excited to take part
Mom said Caroline wants to sit next to you at the restaurant...

And something about LEATHER pants and pushing your FACE into a CREAM Cake.

My aunt is like me, she's got a very dominant side.

Be prepared when she gets here to be constantly teased about your CREAM PIE Kink.

She won't hold back or pull any punches, she's more risque than my mother...
I could totally tell her about our FEMDOM activities and she wouldn't bat an eye.
She would give me a high five.
I've got a little FEMDOM surprise for you the night we all take you out to the restaurant...that should make things very interesting!"

I was focused on what was about to happen, but my mind was turning after that comment.
Whatever she had planned was going to humiliate me even more than just being CREAM PIED in public.
I couldn't wait to see what she was going to do to me and I was turned on by the fact that her aunt Caroline wanted to be a part of everything.

I already had an erection as I was putting on my Red Rubber knickers, that wasn't unusual ...but I knew it was only a matter of time before she suspected something, because the only time I sustain erections, CREAM PIES are involved.
And this erection was only going to get bigger, and I was only going to get shakier the closer time got to my COCONUT CREAM PIE!
As I got dressed, I watched her dress.
She wore a black vinyl skirt with a white and black striped T-shirt and a black vinyl jacket with knee high black vinyl boots.

She was dressed like Siouxsie Sioux, in "The Passenger" video...
And that turned me on and got me Hot.

It was hard for me to keep my composure knowing what was coming but somehow I did.
My girlfriend didn't have a clue what was going to happen.
And that made me happy, I was going to surprise her for once.
She did notice my erection and remarked," I see you are loving your Red Rubber bloomers."
She drove us over to her mother's in her car and when we got to the door her sister Stacy opened it for us.
Stacy said," Mom, John and Kristi are here and they're wearing Vinyl too.
I guess we're just going to have another squeaky dinner."

She looked at us and said," You guys are such freaks...
You've even gotten my mother involved in your freaky fetish stuff.
She's in the kitchen wearing her new red vinyl trench coat making dinner. There's just something wrong with all of you.
John, you actually look nice for a change...
You're not wearing RUBBER...
And that makes it even more weird.
I thought you were all punk rock and stuff..
but tonight you are dressed like a preppy...
I just don't get it."
Kristi said," Stacy!! Relax!!
Mother asked him to dress up like this.
It's the outfit he wore when they went to Atlanta together.
He didn't want to embarrass her, looking like a punk rocker..
I think that's very sweet and so does mother.
She wanted to take pictures of him all cleaned up and looking nice tonight."
Stacy sarcastically replied," Well I have got a navy blue and yellow PVC raincoat.
With little navy blue whales on the shiny yellow side.

Should I go downstairs to my room and put it on and wear it for dinner?"

I said," I would love to see you wear some Shiny Vinyl, Stacy!"

Stacey narrowed her eyes at me and said," I bet you would John.
But I'm not doing anything that might turn you on!

I've got a normal boyfriend and we don't do kinky perverted stuff!!!"
My girlfriend's father just sat in his chair reading a gun magazine and didn't pay one bit of attention to us.
Kristi sat with her sister on the couch in the living room, but I went straight to the kitchen.
As I walked into the kitchen Linda turned around and her eyes got big when she saw me.
She gave me a quick glance over and smiled when her eyes fell upon my large erection sticking out in my pants.

She came immediately over to me and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
She whispered in my ear," I'm so excited and a little nervous too.
I can't wait to hit you in your Face with the Coconut CREAM PIE!
By the looks of your pants,
it looks as if my PIE BOY can't wait either!
Let's make it a little less obvious, shall we."
Linda reached out and began buttoning my raincoat, starting at the bottom and working her way up, leaving the top button unbuttoned.
She patted me on the chest and said," There, that's better!"

She lightly drug her fingers down the front of my raincoat making it squeak and said," I've got three Coconut CREAM PIES... One on the counter and two in the refrigerator.
I tried to bring up more from the garage and hide them in my bedroom so I could stuff them in your Red Rubber knickers before dinner.
But my husband has been in and out and my daughter has not left me alone because I'm wearing my new VINYL Raincoat.

I hope you're not disappointed.
We can try to go down to the garage if you want to but it would have to be really quick."
I told her that it wasn't necessary and Kristi walked into the kitchen and said," You guys don't need to be secretive about having your pictures made.
After dinner I'll take them myself up in your bedroom mother."
Linda replied," Thank you honey...
I will certainly let you do that for me. But I wasn't trying to be secretive with John about it.
Your sister has been bugging me all day because I have been wearing my new gorgeous Red Vinyl Raincoat all day.

And I'm just trying to keep the busy body out of my business.
It's time to eat anyway so get Stacy and your father."
Kristi looked at the large bulge pushing out my Blue Vinyl Raincoat, and made a face.
She gave us both a look.
She was starting to get suspicious.
She called her father and sister into the kitchen and we all sat down.
It was meatloaf, mashed potatoes and green beans.
I could barely eat...
I was just too excited.
And my hands were shaking.
Kristi knew that something was up.
She kept staring her mother down and glancing at me sideways.

When I didn't look at her and started swallowing hard because of the lump in my throat.
I completely gave it away.
She put her hand on my leg underneath the table and moved it up to my crotch and touched my erection.
She squeezed me several times, making my Red Rubber underpants squish, and grind.
When I still didn't look over at her, she leaned over and whispered in my ear," What's going on here????
Why are you so hard..and why are you shaking?
Did you and mother plan something behind my back?
Is she going to hit you in the Face with a CREAM PIE??

I didn't have time to answer.
Linda stood up, her red vinyl trench coat creaking and grinding... And said," John helped me buy this fabulous RED RAINCOAT...
And I Love it so much I wanted to wear it for him tonight to show my appreciation.

A special occasion needs a special dessert
Sooo I want to reward him with a Special Nice Big Deep Dish COCONUT CREEEEAM PIIIE."

Linda picked the coconut cream pie up off of the kitchen counter, she bent the pie tin, and then hoisted it into the air like she was a server at a restaurant carrying a tray.

I was trembling with excitement.
I was only looking at her but I could tell Kristi was watching her mother, while cutting glances at me.
Her hand was still fondling my erection.
Linda cracked a small smile and took two steps forward and tripped on the kitchen table leg.
She fell into me with the Coconut CREAM PIE hitting me in my face with a solid (Paaa-humphh) sound.


I heard Kristi laugh under her breath right in my ear.
An orgasm ripped through my body.
I was pulsing and throbbing in Kristi's hand.
She squeezed me and muttered beneath her breath, "You Sneaky, Slutty, CREAM PIE Whore!!!"
The coconut cream pie was very thick and heavy and it stuck to my face perfectly.

I was trying to control the small moans of ecstasy coming out of me as I orgasmed inside of my hot slick Red Rubber knickers.
Kristi kept massaging me through my pants making the orgasm last longer, and she was evilly laughing at me, knowing how hard it was for me to hold back.

Linda exclaimed," Oh John! I am so sorry! I can't believe I'm so clumsy!
Oh honey it was an accident!!

I can't believe I've got Coconut CREAM PIE all over your Face!"

Kristi cracked," Great reward Mom!
Hit him in the Face with a Coconut CREAM PIE!!"
Kristi's sister exclaimed," Mother!!! You've ruined the desert!"
Linda replied," Stacy, don't worry about dessert...
I've got two more Coconut CREAM PIES!

You should be more worried about your sister's boyfriend sitting here with COCONUT CREAM PIE all over his FACE and dripping all over his nice SHINY Blue VINYL Raincoat!

Why don't you get me a towel so I can clean him up."
Kristi suddenly stood up and said," I will get a towel and another COCONUT CREAM PIE."

Linda had taken a finger and wiped my eyes out.
She kept telling me how sorry she was and how it was just an accident.

I just sat there with my arms down at my sides, waves of pleasure were rolling through me.
I could tell by the sound of Kristi's voice what she was planning to do.
With my eyes cleaned out I could see her walking around the kitchen table to the refrigerator, and her body language told me everything I needed to know.
I was about to get another COCONUT CREAM PIE in my Face!
As I watched her opening the refrigerator door and reaching inside to get the coconut cream pie... dressed in all black vinyl, I was rising to the occasion again.
I so desperately wanted to touch myself.

The black vinyl skirt pulled tight across her ass revealing its perfect figure to me...

And I was already starting to cum again just looking at her.

She knew that I was looking at her and she took the coconut cream pie out of the refrigerator very slowly letting me have a good look at her ass.
She was wiggling it at me!!!

Kristi turned very slowly as she stood up.
She stood there holding the coconut cream pie in her right hand smiling at me and smiling at Linda.

She mockingly said," COCONUT CREEEEEAMMM PIIIIE Anyone?"
She hoisted the coconut cream pie up in the air, mocking her mother even further and sashayed dramatically around the table to me.
Linda stepped back and to the right to make room for her.
Kristi stopped right at the rounded edge of the kitchen table facing me.

She was looking at me sternly but there was an underlying smile.

She could see that my eyes were begging her to do it and that I was yearning for it.
She turned her head to look at her mother and made her eyes very big with a smirk and then turned back to me looking stern.

She smacked the coconut cream pie into my face, smearing it around violently.
She slapped the pie tin and the remaining pie on top of my head.
My whole body was shivering with ecstasy and delight.


Kristi exclaimed mockingly," Oh my! I am so clumsy as well!
My arm got a cramp carrying that Special Deep Dish COCONUT CREEEEEAM PIIIIE...
And then I suddenly had a violent twitch.. and I accidentally hit John in his Face with the Coconut CREEEEEAM PIIIIE!
And silly me, I forgot the towel."

Linda was trying to sound serious but she just couldn't do it.
She was laughing at what Kristi had just done to me as she said," You never meant to bring me a towel, and you put that COCONUT CREAM PIE into his Face on purpose!!"

Kristi's father just kept eating as if nothing was happening.
Her sister Stacy, on the other hand, couldn't pick an emotion.

At first her expression was shock and awe...
Then giggling...
Then irritation.
She said," I think this is just silly and pathetic.
It would be funny if it was his birthday and you were doing this as a joke, or something..
But this is some weird kinky fetish thing isn't it?
I can handle the dressing up in the Rubber and Vinyl, but throwing cream pies in his face...
Is taking things too far... and I'm not sure I want to know which one of you is enjoying this the most ...and you two are terrible actors!"

I slowly stood up. I could feel chunks of coconut cream pie sliding down my shiny blue PVC raincoat splattering onto my navy blue rubber shoes and the floor.


Kristi backed up out of my way and stood beside her mother.
I was loving the way they were both looking at me.

I started to walk to the refrigerator, I was still rock hard and my erection was sliding around inside of my sweaty and cum filled Red Rubber knickers.
I opened the refrigerator door and took out the last coconut cream pie.
I turned around slowly as I stood up and even though my navy blue PVC raincoat was fully buttoned, and it's length extended to my mid thigh, it was very obvious by the shape that I had a huge erection.
I walked slowly towards Kristi and Linda.
I stopped in front of them and looked down at the coconut cream pie I was holding in my right hand and then I looked back up at them.

Suddenly their expressions changed. They looked at each other and then back at me.

For a second they were both wondering if I was going to hit one of them with the coconut cream pie.

After making them sweat for a few seconds I sat back down in my chair and placed the coconut cream pie on the table in front of me.
My right and left arms were straight out in front of me on the table on either side of the coconut cream pie.
I stared into the large coconut cream pie for what seemed like minutes.
The kitchen was quiet except for the gentle sounds of Kristi's and Linda's VINYL softly creaking as they were breathing.

I worked my right hand underneath the coconut cream pie.
My right hand was very obviously shaking and my whole body was trembling with delight.
My mouth was dry and there was a huge lump in my throat.
My erection was straining inside of my Red Rubber knickers and I could feel myself starting to cum again.
I looked briefly at Kristi's sister Stacy.
Her mouth was open in amazement.
I looked at Kristi and Linda who were now standing right beside me looking down at me.

The looks they had on their faces told me they were on the edge of their seats anticipating Me CREAM PIEING myself in my face.
They both wanted to see me do it to myself.

Kristi told me that watching me Cream Pie myself in my face turned her on, and made her Hot and Wet.

I made a video for her, of myself wearing Purple Rubber lace up shorts, Black Rubber motorcycle jacket and hat, and motorcycle boots.
In the video,I dance around to Black Flags "Best One Yet"....
towards the end of the song I put on Yellow RUBBER dishwashing gloves and pick up a Large Banana Cream Pie.
I dance around holding the banana cream pie and unlace the front of my Purple Rubber shorts.

I let myself pop out and slowly masturbate, sensually looking into the camera.
At the end of the song, I drop to my knees while I'm ejaculating, and I hit myself in my face with the Banana Cream Pie.

I warmed the Banana Cream Pie up so it was super loose and sloppy and I added an extra tub of Cool Whip on top.
It made a big creamy mess all over my Black and Purple RUBBER outfit.
Kristi said she loved that video.
She liked to masterbate while watching it.
One night when I was at work, She had her friends from work and her boss over for an "ALL GIRL" get together.
After a couple of drinks, she showed the video to her boss and friends, and as the alcohol kept flowing, so did our private CREAM PIE video collection.


She said she regretted doing it because all her friends wanted to Cream Pie me now.
But she knew what she was doing.

She did it because she got off on watching her friends watch me in a submissive situation.

Telling her friends about me at work wasn't enough.

Her stories had captivated their interest and they wanted to see for themselves.

What better way to humiliate me and get off on her power over me, showing her friends the control she had over me exposing my CREAM PIES in my Face Fetish.

Now she had power over them as well.
She was teasing them.
Her friends wanted to throw Cream Pies in my face.
I'm sure that none of them cared if I had an orgasm or not, they just wanted to do it because they were throwing a Cream Pie into a guy's Face.
Some people just get off on doing something humiliating to another person.
Sometimes it's just all about power and control.

I know it was fun for her, watching her friends watch the videos of her humiliating me with CREAM PIES.

I'm sure that some of her friends thought I was good looking and maybe wanted to have sex with me...
But I think it was more that they just wanted to throw CREAM PIES into my Face and watch me orgasm.

She knew exactly what she was doing even though she had been drinking, because ...after her friends left, and it was just her and her boss, she showed Claire the FEMDOM video of her dressing me up in her Black Rubber French Maid Dress.

In the video she made me dress her in her Black Rubber Catsuit and Red Rubber thigh high boots.
After I polished her RUBBER till it was gleaming, she put on her strap-on and made me get on my knees and suck it while she hit me in my face with Strawberry Cream Pies.


The video ended with her bending me over the kitchen table and taking me from behind, slowly fucking me in my ass while forcing my face into a large bowl of Banana Pudding and Whipped Cream.
I wasn't into being sissified but she was really into doing it to me, so I let her.
I got off on the fact that she got off doing it, and it really turned her on to do it to me.
I got off so much with my Cream Pies in my Face Kink.
How could I refuse her something that she enjoyed so much.
As I got more used to it I began to really enjoy the stimulation of my prostate.

When she told me she entertained her friends and boss with what was supposed to be just between us, I was humiliated and embarrassed.

But when I found out how much they enjoyed watching the videos, it became a real turn-on for me.
I didn't know at that time, Kristi's boss, Claire, was into FEMDOM, and she was the one responsible for turning Kristi on to the idea of "Pegging".

Everything in the FEMDOM video was Claire's idea, and she wanted to see how it turned out.

She wanted a double FEMDOM session with us, but Kristi wouldn't agree to it, because her boss wanted to do more than just throw Cream Pies into my Face.

She wanted to "Peg" me too.
She wanted Kristi and herself fucking me in my mouth and ass at the same time.

The thought of it intrigued me, but I was turned on by LEATHER, VINYL, and RUBBER and being CREAM PIED.
I let Kristi "Peg" me because she really got off on it and I wanted to please her.
I couldn't help but blush every time I was around her friends and her boss.
The way they would smile at me and say," Hi JOHN!" And then titter and giggle, embarrassed me to death, but at the same time it turned me on something fierce that all these girls wanted to CREAM PIE me.

Kristi's boss, who was her best friend, wanted to take it a step further.
And that drove Kristi nuts because she was so jealous.
Kristi however, loved what her mother did to me.
I could only guess that that was her comfort zone when it came to me.
As these thoughts raced through my mind, I turned my head back and faced forward.
I smacked the coconut cream pie into my face and twisted it back and forth.
I pushed it down the front of my shiny navy blue PVC raincoat and into my lap.
As I pushed the coconut cream pie into my erection, I exploded into my Red Rubber underpants.

I held back on the moan that wanted to escape me...
But I could not hide or stop my upper body jerking back and forth.

I could hear Kristi and Linda gasp.
They were gasps of delight.
They were quietly laughing together.
They were absolutely loving this.

Kristi's sister gasped too, but it was a gasp of horror.
Stacy exclaimed," Eewww!
I can't believe he just hit himself. in his own Face with a Cream Pie!!
Why are you two laughing??
It's not funny!!!
Look he's shaking.. and I know I heard him moaning earlier too"
Kristi remarked," Stacey, I've heard you moan and watched you writhe around on the couch in front of me when your boyfriend gives you a foot massage!
Why can't John do the same thing when Mom and I massage his Face with CREAM PIES?"
Stacey cried," That's not the same thing!
He's aroused and getting turned on by all of this!!"
Kristi said," If he is aroused and turned on by CREAM PIES in his Face, how is it so different from your foot massage Stacy?
If John likes CREAM PIES thrown in his Face, is that a problem for you sis?"

Stacey replied," YES IT IS A PROBLEM!!!
It isn't normal!!!
A foot massage is harmless foreplay.
Who gets turned on by a Cream Pie in the Face?!!
I could see his raincoat sticking out when he stood up and went to the refrigerator!!!
He's got a boner from you guys hitting him in his Face with Cream Pies!
He's getting off at our kitchen table in front of me!!!
It's not right to be turned on by a Cream Pie thrown in your Face!

He's got some weird twisted Pie in the Face Fetish like that weirdo I saw on Jenny Jones.
Pie Face ...something!!"
Kristi calmly replied," Stacy, was it PIE FACE MIKE??"
Stacy gasped in shock.
She exclaimed," I should have known!
If there's a freaky weirdo fetish out there you two are going to be into it..

First it was RUBBER SUITS and VINYL RAINCOATS..

And now of all things
CREAM PIES in the FACE!!!

I don't know what's more perverted.
The fact that HE is getting off, having CREAM PIES thrown into HIS FACE

Or the fact that my very own sister is getting off throwing the CREAM PIES into his FACE!!!

And Mother, you are throwing Cream Pies in his Face too??
This whole show you all just put on was terrible acting, but it was definitely rehearsed!!!
Mother, do you have to be a part of EVERYTHING they do?
Wearing Vinyl and Rubber clothing out in public is one thing
Knowing that they have sex with each other wearing Rubber suits and gasmasks.is embarassing enough

But this CREAM PIES being thrown into your FACE. Fetish. Whatever...

Is just beyond bizarre!!"

My girlfriend's father finally spoke.
He said," John, son... I don't have any idea what my wife and daughter have talked you into.
And frankly I don't care.
But for your sake son...
You don't have to go along with every crazy thing they come up with.
I know how they both are...
But you can say NO every once in a while."
He continued," Stacy, quit your fussing and go down to the garage refrigerator, there are 60 more pies down there for whatever reason your mother has for them.
Linda, whatever you and Kristi are planning to do to this boy next...
Take It outside and quit messing up the kitchen floor."
I could not see anything, my face was completely covered with coconut cream pie.
Linda said," Sweetie, let me help you to the upstairs bathroom."
She grabbed my hand and put her other hand under my armpit and stood me up. She guided me up the stairs to the bathroom.
She whispered," That was absolutely amazing and so much Fun!
I absolutely loved it when you CREAM PIED yourself in your own FACE!!!!
And honey please don't worry about Stacy.
I will have a talk with her when she calms down a little bit.
I don't understand why she has a stick in her butt about all of this when she was totally on board with throwing Pies in your Face when I had my revenge plan for you way back when.
She's just jealous that we have so much fun.
And speaking of throwing CREAM PIES into your FACE.
Honestly I don't want to stop, I want to keep on CREAM PIEING you!

How do you feel about it John?
Do you want to go outside and let me and Kristi completely cover you head to toe?"

Kristi came up the stairs and into the hallway.
She said," Well, here you guys are whispering behind my back again.
At least now I know what you were whispering about in the kitchen before.
I got to hand it to you, you kept it a secret from me until PIE BOY here started trembling and shaking at dinner...
But really the first thing that gave it away was you Mom...

Wearing your new RED VINYL RAINCOAT at the dinner table.. and then I thought back to when we were getting dressed and PIE BOY was putting on his Red Rubber knickers underneath his preppy outfit that you like so much ..."
Linda interrupted her and said," That's great honey I'm glad you figured it out... But we are trying to figure something else out.
I want you and me to finish CREAM PIEING him with the rest of the Coconut CREAM PIES and cover him head to toe in the front yard.

What do you think John?
Can you handle being CREAM PIED with the possibility of my neighbors watching?"

I was hesitant and she picked up on it.
Linda knew just what to do to get me to submit to her...
And she began to tease me unapologetically.
She said," Please say yes. I promise to wear my yellow RUBBER dishwashing gloves for you.
I've got a pair for my daughter too.
Just think of it, both of us, filling your Red Rubber underpants with CREAM PIES..

Ummmmm...
Both of us, wearing squeaky yellow RUBBER gloves as we push and smear and splat..
CREEEEAM PIE after CREEEEEAM PIE into your FACE.. and all over your Shiny Navy Blue VINYL RAINCOAT."

I interrupted her and said," You know I can't refuse you
CREAM PIE MISTRESS."
She smiled and winked at me.
Kristi said," Alright let's get this show on the road...
And somebody better explain to me about this CREAM PIE MISTRESS thing.
Because I thought I was the one and only CREAM PIE MISTRESS.
And what's with the yellow RUBBER dishwashing gloves?"

Linda said," Just start taking the Coconut CREAM PIES to the front yard. There are two pairs of yellow RUBBER dishwashing gloves on top of the refrigerator, get those too and I will explain.
I will bring our PIE-BOY outside in just a few minutes."
Kristi headed down the steps to the garage, Linda turned towards me and said," John sweetheart, when we go out there and do this... whatever is between you and I can stay between us. Meaning that you don't have to beg me if you don't want to."
I just shook my head at her and said," I don't think I could stop myself if I tried right now...
I'm aching and yearning for you to CREAM PIE me all over!"
She smiled at me and said," Alright PIE BOY ...let your CREAM PIE MISTRESS escort you to the front yard!"
We went down the steps and out the front door to the front yard.
Kristi had all the coconut cream pies spread out on the edge of the driveway.

Kristi was standing holding the yellow rubber dishwashing gloves.
Linda told her to put a pair on, and she put on the other pair.
She said," PIE BOY likes it when you wear yellow RUBBER dishwashing gloves... It turns him on."
Kristi sarcastically said," Well now that we both have him turned on... Let's pull down his tan corduroy pants and fill his Red RUBBER knickers full of COCONUT CREAM PIE.
I will take care of filling the front, and mother you can take care of filling his rear!"

I stood there tingling all over.
I was in the front yard facing the house and I could see Stacy looking out the window at us.
Behind that look of disdain on her face, I thought I could see a little bit of wanting to join in.
Kristi unbuckled my belt and slowly unzipped my pants and then yanked them down to my ankles exposing my Red Rubber knickers.
She picked up a coconut cream pie and pulled the waistband of my Red Rubber underwear out, and let the pie slide out of the tin into my rubber underwear.
She told me," Hold out your waistband PIE BOY I'm not done yet!"
I held out the waistband of my Red Rubber knickers and she picked up two more coconut cream pies and dropped them into the front of my Red Rubber knickers.
She reached into my Red Rubber underpants and began to stroke my erection, staring into my eyes.
She smiled when I ejaculated on her Yellow RUBBER glove.

She said," Mother, it's your turn.. CREAM PIE his ass."
She made me let go of the front of my Red Rubber underpants, and I could feel Linda pulling at the back side of my Red Rubber underpants.
I felt three coconut cream pies sliding into the back of my red rubber pants.. one after another.
Kristi said," Mother, lift up his shirt and Raincoat so I can CREAM PIE his chest...
And then you CREAM PIE his back."
They both smashed two coconut cream pies a piece on my chest and back, and then pulled my shirt back down.
Kristi then unbuttoned my raincoat and took it off of me.
Kristi said," Mother, CREAM PIE Him on the outside of his shirt.. be sure to cream his arms too...
And cover his legs before I pull his pants back up and put his SHINY VINYL RAINCOAT back on him... Remember mother we are going for total coverage."

I was trembling all over, it felt so good.
After they had both CREAM PIED me inside and out of my clothes... They both put my Shiny Navy Blue PVC Raincoat back on me, and as my girlfriend was buttoning it back up...
I felt Linda put a coconut cream pie inside the hood of my Vinyl Raincoat.
Kristi said," Well now PIE BOY... You are completely covered, inside and out, the only thing that's left is to put CREAM PIE in your RUBBER shoes.. and throw COCONUT CREAM PIES into your FACE until you beg us for mercy!

Get on your knees and start begging PIE BOY!"
Kristi's voice was loud and echoing throughout the cul-de-sac.
I could see lights going on in the neighbors houses and people peeking around their curtains.
This humiliation was delicious to me.
As I got on my knees Kristi smeared a coconut cream pie in my face.

She grabbed the hood of my Vinyl Raincoat and pulled it over my head smushing the CREAM PIE down on top of my head.
She said," Now..PIE BOY... Beg me to throw CREAM PIES into your Face!
Beg my mother too!
Kiss my VINYL boots.
Kiss my mother's LEATHER boots.
Grovel and beg PIE BOY!"
I couldn't refuse, and I begged... And I pleaded for them both to CREAM PIE me in my face.

I was on my knees, covered with coconut cream pie, and I was cuming non stop.
I was delirious with ecstasy.

I kissed my girlfriend's Black Vinyl boot.
She said," Good Boy! Now kiss my mother's Black Leather Boot!
PIE BOY!"

Linda extended her leg for me to kiss her black leather boot.
As I leaned forward to kiss it some coconut cream pie fell off of my face and onto her boot.

Kristi exclaimed," Unacceptable PIE BOY! You don't get CREAM PIE on us.We get it on you!!
Now lick it off of my mother's Black LEATHER Boot!!!
PIE BOY!!!"

I came hard in my Red Rubber knickers as I licked the coconut cream pie off of Linda's black leather boot.
Kristi grabbed me by my hair and pulled my head up and slammed a coconut cream pie into my face.
Linda smushed a coconut cream pie on top of my head and then pulled the hood of my navy blue vinyl raincoat over my head, and then smashed another coconut cream pie on top of the shiny navy blue vinyl Hood.

Kristi said," Stand up PIE BOY!
I want to hear you beg my mother to throw a COCONUT CREAM PIE into your FACE!"

I stood up. The coconut cream pie all over my body slimy and oozing all over every inch of me. And I begged.
I cried," Oh Beautiful CREAM PIE MISTRESS ...You are so beautiful in your SHINY Red PVC trench coat!

I beg you to throw a COCONUT CREAM PIE into my Face!!!
I want it so bad!!!
I want you to do it to me!!!
COCONUT CREAM PIE my Face... PLEASE!!!!"

Linda cleared her throat.
She was getting turned on!
She picked up two coconut cream pies.
She stood in front of me hefting the two coconut cream pies in her hands.
She was looking at me with a sort of sad smile and said sympathetically," Oh John. Sweetheart I love you!"

She threw the first coconut cream pie into my face, she threw the second coconut cream pie into my chest, splattering it all over my shiny navy blue PVC raincoat.
Kristi followed up with a viciously thrown coconut cream pie into my face.

She said," Mother! Don't call him by his name! He's a PIE BOY!!!
He's our PIE BOY ...Our PIE SLAVE!!!! Treat him like the Little SLUTTY PIE WHORE he is!
Don't be nice to him ...Be mean
It's so much more Satisfying!
He likes it mean and rough.
Oh, he may blush and act all shy and embarrassed.. but I know he loves to be humiliated
He CRAVES humiliation!
Don't You PIE BOY!!!
Tell my mother how much you love her, humiliating you and then, I want you to beg me to CREAM PIE you!"

I didn't know how much more I could take. I was dizzy and I could not stop cuming.
At this point I was shaking like I was having a seizure.
I gasped," Yes CREAM PIE MISTRESS!
I love for you to humiliate me!
There is nothing more that I yearn for, than for you to embarrass and humiliate me in front of other people!

I love it when you humiliate me for your own pleasure!
I love it when you tease me!
Please, I am begging you to humiliate me in front of your neighbors with another COCONUT CREAM PIE in my Face!

KRISTI. My CREAM PIE
MISTRESS.
Humiliate me too!
COCONUT CREAM PIE my Face with your mother at the same time!
I'm begging you both!
Please CREAM PIE my Face with COCONUT CREAM PIES!
Linda!!!
Kristi!!!
You are both so beautiful and I'm aching for you both to CREAM PIE my FACE at the same time!"

They both picked up two coconut cream pies each and Pie sandwiched me at the same time.
Then they turned me around and they both threw their other two coconut cream pies onto the back of my shiny navy blue PVC raincoat.
They were both laughing together.
I could barely see with all of the coconut cream pie on my face but I saw enough to see headlights coming down the road.

The car stopped and it's headlights were focused on us.
The car slowly pulled up next to us.
I heard a window going down and then Linda said," Hi Miss Shirley Evans. Don't mind us, we are just having some good clean fun!"
I heard her car pull into her driveway...
I heard the car shut off and a door open and close.
I heard Miss Evans ask," Is that John underneath all that mess?"
I wiped my eyes out to be able to see her and I lifted my hand to say 'HI."
She was wearing her Shiny Hot Pink and Navy Blue reversible PVC Raincoat and pants.

Just when I thought I couldn't take anymore stimulation.
Miss Evans shows up.
I loved Kristi, but I really had the HOTS for Miss Evans, and it wasn't just because she liked to wear that Hot Pink vinyl rain suit ...and she wore it alot!
When someone wears a VINYL rain suit even when it's not raining.
That's a strong indication that they might be particular to a VINYL persuasion.
That certainly was a turn-on, but she also owned the Federal Bake Shop. She made Pies and Cakes for a living. She was older and single and I fantasized about her.

Miss Evans said," I don't want to pry or interrupt what you all are doing, but is it okay if I just stand here and watch for a little while?"
A shiver went up my spine because I knew what was coming next.
More humiliation for me.

Kristi said," Please stay and watch.
I am pretty sure you're aware that my boyfriend and I have a FETISH for wearing LEATHER, VINYL and RUBBER outfits...
You see us wearing them all the time.
What you don't know is that John has a little extra Kink.
John loves women wearing LEATHER, VINYL and RUBBER, to throw CREAM PIES into his face while he is dressed up in his LEATHER, VINYL and RUBBER outfits!
He is a PIE Sexual!
Would you like to come over and hit him in his face with a COCONUT CREAM PIE?
He won't mind, as a matter of fact he would enjoy it because you are wearing that beautiful Hot Pink VINYL rain suit."
Miss Evans replied," As tempting as that is, I think I'll just watch if that's okay?"

Linda picked up a coconut cream pie and said," Shirley, you can do whatever you want to do."
Kristi picked up a coconut cream pie and as Miss Evans watched with bemusement on her face, Kristi slammed a coconut cream pie into my crotch.
Linda followed with a coconut cream pie in my face.
I came so hard in my Red Rubber knickers it hurt.

Kristi got another coconut cream pie and knelt down and took one of my navy blue rubber shoes off.
She filled the rubber shoe with coconut cream pie and then put it back on my foot.
The sensation of the coconut cream pie oozing out of my rubber shoe as she stuffed my foot back into it, made me shiver and groan.
She repeated the process with my other foot and then stood up and put her hands on my shoulders.
She started to push me down as she said," On your knees PIE BOY!!!
Show Miss Evans what a good PIE BOY you are.
Beg me to CREAM PIE you in your FACE in front of her.
Tell her how much you would enjoy getting a CREAM PIE in your FACE!"

I dropped to my knees and said," Oh Beautiful CREAM PIE MISTRESS, Please CREAM PIE me in my Face with your COCONUT CREAM PIE in front of Miss Evans!
I want Linda to CREAM PIE me in my face too!
Please CREAM PIE me in my Face in front of Miss Evans.
I want her to see how much I Love you both humiliating me with CREAM PIES!"

Kristi and Linda picked up coconut cream pies and were standing at the ready.
I looked at Miss Evans and said something I probably shouldn't have said.
It was In the heat of the moment and I was delirious with orgasms and ecstasy.
I was shaking as I croaked out," Miss Evans, I love to be CREAM PIED in my Face.
I think you are beautiful and I love your Hot Pink and Navy Blue VINYL RAINCOAT and PANTS.
I wish I could wear them sometime
I wish you would come over here and throw a COCONUT CREAM PIE into my Face!"
Miss Evans looked bemused as if she was contemplating actually doing it.
Then Kristi and Linda hit me in my face at the same time with their coconut cream pies.

I moaned as another orgasm ripped through my body.
Miss Evans said," John, that was an awfully sweet compliment and I'm very flattered.
I love my pink rain suit too.
Maybe I could find one for you that would fit you better than this one.
I will call the store where I bought this one, first thing tomorrow.
As much as I would LOVE to throw a CREAM PIE into your FACE
I'm sorry darling I'm going to have to take a rain check.
As much as I would like to join in on the good clean fun, I need to go in and I have work to do.
But you can stop by my bakery anytime you want to and I will be happy to throw a CREAM PIE into your Face.

I would like to do it to you when you are not all completely covered like you are now.
I think I would enjoy it more if you were clean.

And if it's not too much trouble, I would like it if you wore something Rubber and Red.

I like the visual in my mind, of Me throwing CREAM PIES into your Face while you are dressed in something made out of Shiny Red Rubber.

I think my female bakery staff would enjoy it too...
But for now please enjoy wearing your VINYL Raincoat and getting CREAM PIED by Kristi and Linda and have a good night and I will see you later."
Then she said," Linda, this has been Very interesting, call me later, we will talk. You know this isn't a bad idea as some entertainment for our book club.
Kristi, you have an adorable handsome boyfriend.
I am glad that you have so much fun together.
Have a wonderful VINYL Raincoat and CREAM PIE filled evening..

Oh, and by the way I don't know where you got all these Coconut Cream Pies...but if you plan on doing this in the future. Buy them from me...Ok."
I heard Miss Evans footsteps going up her driveway and onto her porch.
I heard her keys jingle and her front door open and close.

I knew I was in trouble.
Kristi said," Sooo... You think Miss Evans is beautiful and you Love her Hot Pink VINYL rain suit... Do you?!!!

That's okay PIE BOY.
I know her Hot Pink VINYL turns you on
I see you staring at her every time she wears it.
You just remember who your CREAM PIE MISTRESS is...
And don't go getting any ideas.
The only other woman that's allowed to CREAM PIE you is my mother.
And my Aunt Caroline when she comes to town.
Just remember that I have final say on who gets to CREAM PIE you.
It was my drunken mistake telling my girlfriends and my boss about you...
It was fun at the time, but now it's irritating.
They all want to dress up and CREAM PIE you in your FACE.
And if I gave them half a chance they would have sex with you.
That's never going to happen because you belong to me PIE BOY!

Now on your knees one last time!"

As I got down on my knees I was fantasizing about Miss Evans wearing her Hot Pink rain suit CREAM PIEING me.
At this point I was just in a total daze.
I was in a total endorphin rush.
My body physically could no longer ejaculate and my brain had stopped sending blood where it needed to go.
I was wiped out.
I just sat there on my knees and heels as Kristi and Linda rapid fired coconut cream pies into my face.

Kristi called it.
She said," Mother I I think he's all done in. I think we broke him.
I'm going to get a deflated vinyl pool float out of the garage to cover my car seat and take the PIE BOY home."
Kristi went into the garage, got a deflated hot pink pool float to put over her passenger seat for me to sit on.
As I sat there watching, Linda put the remaining twelve coconut cream pies into the backseat of Kristi's Volvo.
Linda helped me into the passenger seat of the car.
I was completely sodden with coconut cream pie. There wasn't an inch of me that was clean.
It felt wonderful.
Getting myself clean when I got home was one thing... And that was going to take at least an hour-long shower with a lot of Dawn.
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