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Food Fight!
Story by CreamMeAgainx
Posted 1/18/18     3057 views
Here is another story for all of you messy heads. I have a ton of these stories from in the vaults that I'm going to be posting for you. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

DON'T YOU DARE THROW THAT P-! but before Lily could even speak the last word, SPLAFF! Billy had launched the pie in his hands directly at her and it landed squarely in her face, cream splattering the wall behind her. The pie tin was still stuck to her face, and her hands were in the air. She was CREAMED! Lily could not believe what just happened! DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN?!! she repeated in her mind over and over again. AHA! Oh! Oho! That was brilliant! That was perfect! Billy began to laugh, he couldn't help it, there was so much tension that had built up between them by this point that once the pie landed in Lily's face, all the tension was finally alleviated! And her reaction was sheer perfection! She slowly dragged the pie tin down, to reveal a smeared, creamy mound of pied face, it was better than he expected! Her pretty, perfectly primped, made up face and hair were now plastered with creamy white and speckled with flecks of crust that continued to drop off of her face into her cleavage. Billy couldn't help feeling so thrilled and titillated he became incredibly aroused at her being covered in pie. He was so shocked by how turned on he was, he just burst into laughter. NOW you are ready to go on your date! Go right ahead! James should love it, you look great! Hahahahaha! he continued to laugh he was so pleased with himself. Lily started to feel hot, but not because she was mad. On the contrary! She actually became incredibly aroused at the fact that Billy had thrown that pie at her, she knew he did it because he didn't want her to leave. He was trying to keep her from going on her date because he was in love with her! NOT to mention, the fact that when he taunted her it only made her feel more aroused at the thought of getting her revenge on him! He was laughing so hard that he was doubled over, but so that his face was perfectly poised over the large bowl of chocolate pudding on the dessert buffet for the event later that night.

Lily stomped her foot and clenched her fists indignantly, Oh so you think that's funny? Well, maybe you're right! she said as she shoved his head right down into that large, crystal bowl of chocolate pudding! His head was COMPLETELY immersed! She didn't want to suffocate him, so she immediately let go of his head, her hands almost covered with pudding. There! Now YOU'RE ready for your big speech tonight! He had braced the table with both hands as she dunked him, and now he slowly lifted his head out of the bowl. His head was COVERED! He was completely unrecognizable with chocolate so thick over his head, it was just dripping off of him, down his shirt, down his body. OH. MY. GOD! was all that Billy could think, he was getting so incredibly aroused, he was fighting a hard on as much as he could, but the feeling of the pudding against his body made it, well, HARD! Lily's heart was pounding, she really enjoyed doing that! It seemed to help alleviate that tension that had built up, she didn't realize how frustrated she was until she saw him covered in pudding, then she felt so much better! She stared at him, watching him react, not sure what to expect, bracing herself to see just what would happen next. Billy gave Lily the slow burn, slowly he wiped his eyes, and slung the pudding from his hands onto the floor in mock frustration. At this moment, their eyes were locked. Billy stared at Lily, and Lily stared back. Both of them were breathing heavy, both of them were silent. Both of them had the exact same look on their face, their eyes glazed in a half crazed lust, their mouths almost smirking. Finally Billy couldn't fight it, staring at Lily with pie all over her face, dripping pudding down his body, he felt so turned on, so aroused by her, that he became incredibly hard. Lily definitely noticed as her eyes shifted down to his large bulge in his pants, and seeing her eyes widen and her lips curl into the most lusty grin, made Billy swell with pride, LITERALLY!

Lily looked back up at Billy and their eyes locked again, this time, Billy was smiling, and so was Lily. Staring at each other, both of them could tell that they were both thinking the same thing. The table next to them had 20 pies laid out for the gala later that night, there were 3 large triple layer cakes, and 3 more bowls of pudding. Lily couldn't help glancing at the table to get a good view of the ammo she needed to grab first, but once she looked back at Billy, the look in his eyes made it obvious that he was making plans. Finally it happened, all at once, neither of them could wait any longer, and both of them went lunging for desserts on the table! Both of them laughing and squealing with delight! Lily grabbed the first thing she could, a pie, and Billy was right beside her grabbing two. Turning around, Lily got it right in the face again from Billy! But she managed to get a good lock on him before she was blinded by the pie tin and planted the pie in her hand right on top of his head, and dragged it down to his face. Both of them cleared their eyes, and seeing the other, laughed out loud. Then both lunged for more! They both kept picking up a pie and ripping clothing open and off they continued to cover themselves with pies. SPLAT! SPLOOF! SPLOP! Cream was flying everywhere in a literal Tit-For-Tat pie fight! Billy pulled Lily's strapless dress down to reveal her supple breasts, and then, Paff! Pie dripping down Lily's breasts! OH! Lily exclaimed as she smiled and slathered the cream around. She then ripped Billy's shirt open and, PLOOF! She smashed a pie in to his chest and swirled it around and around, using her finger to wipe the cream from his nipple and lick it off seductively. Both of them kept going until they were completely naked and coated in white! Finally the pies were all gone, and Lily had to lean over the table to reach for the cake just in her grasp, she started to drag it closer to her when Billy came up from behind, Oh no you don't! He said as he came up behind her and pressed his body into hers, his hard cock poking her from behind. He stood with his hands on her wrists, while she braced the table, bent over so that her sweet ass was pushing into Billy's crotch. Oh god his penis pulsed and ached as it slipped around in the cream coated on her ass when he spanked her with a pie. He pulled her wrists behind her back forcing her face down into the thick and heavily frosted cake. At that moment, he was seized with lust, he grabbed her shoulders and spun her around to face him, looking into her caked and pied face, he kissed her passionately. Cream was sliding and smearing all over their faces as they locked lips for quite a while, making out so hard, their bodies started to heat up and the cream began melting off their bodies. Slipping and sliding and slathering each other as they continued to make out, finally Billy pulled Lily away from him and stared at her. He was surprised by how good she looked covered in pie, he was surprised how good of a kisser she was, he was surprised that she was returning all the affections in this moment.

Both of them holding each other, staring into each other's eyes, Billy said, Oh my god Lily! I want you, I have wanted you from the moment you walked into my office, the moment you spoke, the moment you but before he could finish his sentence Lily broke in, she had to tell Billy how she felt too, she had to finally get it out of her mouth because it burned on her lips for so long. I want you too Billy! I want you! I have tried to fight it and I can't! Oh GOD, take me Billy, oh take me now! Billy grabbed her and kissed her hard. Then he pulled back and grabbed Lily by the waist and picking her up, he set her down, right into another cake! A large sheet cake, right in the middle of the table, it was large enough to cover the both of them! Billy started kissing her again, slowly and sweetly. He began to climb the table and lay Lily down in the cake. Billy mounted Lily, and kissing her still, he shoved his cock into her wet, swollen pussy. MMMM! Lily exclaimed through their kissing as his penis penetrated her, oh GOD it felt so good! Lily was in ecstasy she was so aroused by the pies and the cake she was laying in, that she got incredibly wet and swollen. Billy was amazing, he moved so sexy for her, he laid her down in the cake, and taking chunks of cake in his hands, continued to smear and slather Lily's body, burying her in cake. Oh god they were in ecstasy, penetrating Lily made Billy feel so good, she was so warm and wet, and her pussy was so tight! Oh god he wanted to cum! Lily was also taking chunks of cake in her hands and smearing it all over Billy's body too. They were both close to climax, when Lily grabbed the cake next to her and smashed it on top of Billy's head, smearing the cake down his face, dropping cake all over her body in the process. Billy kissed her, rubbing his face into hers and getting cake all over her. That was it! Both of them came, both of them cried out, both of them collapsed into a pile of goo on the table. They laid there holding each other, unable to move, unable to speak, only able to breathe. Billy looked down at Lily, his face so covered, Lily was looking up at him, her face plastered, they looked into each other's eyes and kissed a passionate kiss. They lay still a moment, both so satisfied. Then, suddenly, the door lock began to turn, the knob turned, the door opened, and they heard Mrs. Kestler scream, OH MY GOD! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL BUFFET! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!!!!! she shrieked hysterically, her eyes wide with shock. The other women crowded behind her in the hallway and stared into the room as if they were afraid of what they'll see. Both of them had forgotten that the Women's Social Committee was going to come and finish the decorations!

They hurriedly got down from the table and grabbed their clothes and pathetically attempted to make themselves look decent, but all they could do was stand naked, covered in pie and cake and cover their body parts with their hands. Both of them quiet with looks of guilt on their faces. I don't UNDERSTAND what you two have been doing in here! Just look at the both of you! she had a look of horrified confusion on her face. Billy was looking straight ahead with his hands over his penis, his heart was pounding. Lily was looking down at the floor, covering her breasts with one arm, and her pussy with the other hand, her heart was pounding. I mean, I just don't get it! Both of you are naked! Both of you are covered! All the dessert is gone! This whole room is destroyed! she turned around and glared at the both of them, Well! Say something! Don't you have anything to say for yourselves?! What are you both thinking?! she had that annoying shrill in her voice now. She was so uptight, so prim and proper, so extremely judgmental and critical of everyone, it was actually satisfying to see her so exasperated. They both looked at each other, and seeing how ridiculous they looked, they couldn't help smiling, and then Billy broke the tension by saying, Well Mrs. Kestler, the only thing I can think of, is to ask you if you would like some cake? he then took a handful of cake off his chest and held it out to her. OH! she screamed, and turned and hurried out of the room with her hands in the air, all the while Lily and Billy were laughing hysterically.
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Piethro2:
1/20/18
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Another outstanding story !! Your writing creates wonderful visuals
Lucullus:
2/4/18
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That was great story.Thanks for posting it.
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