[Hello! This is one of the stories I've had the most fun with in a while, a deliberately long and rambling tale split into chapters for slow and sexy bitesize reading, and as much about the anticipation as the eventual wild and horny naked slimings and fuckings - although, of course, it is ultimately just the same messy gameshow nonsense as usual, with even a few cameos from old characters for long-term readers. I do hope that at least a few of you also enjoy it.

And if you do make it to the end don't miss the chance to submit requests for future stories!]

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Prologue: The wet and messy race results

As applause and victory music sound out, three men stand on a TV gameshow stage, all three of them grinning despite the awkwardness of their situation.

All three gentlemen are stark naked, not exactly unattractive but also not particularly toned, very much the classic guys next door. Also, crucially, every single inch of them is utterly covered in slime, custard, gunge and whipped cream, goo dribbling down their faces and even dripping from their rampant erections. However, no wonder that all three of these male slop sluts are smiling.

These three fortunate individuals are the WINNERs of this week's messy obstacle course race on everyone's favourite wet and messy late night TV show, 'Lauren's Naughty Challenges.' And so as regular viewers know already, and as the wicked little minx Lauren herself now cheerfully explains to the cameras, these three rather slimey sploshers have just won themselves the right to publicly dunk, trash and fuck their fancy dress clad partner in this week's bout of DUNK THAT MILF!

The three smiling and triumphant contestants are lucky, mucky and yes - now about to also get rather fucky!

Lauren the green-eyed blonde hostess is looking as gorgeous as ever (some of you might have met her once before in a story series called WAMWORLD way back in the day?) as she congratulates the WINNERs in her trademark presenting outfit of cheap and skimpy white tank top, expensive golden necklace, trashy leopard-print bikini bottoms with a silly little pink bow and black designer 'fuck me' heels.

Oh wow!

What a shame it would be if the lovely Lauren somehow ended up as naked, wet and messy as her guests somewhere further down the line...

But let's not get into teasing spoilers - what of the LOSERs of the fun run?

Alas, for all their efforts, the naked LOSERs have merely earned the right to spend the remainder of the show sitting alongside their still immaculately clean partners, naked, gunged, defeated and knowing that they'll probably be lovingly laughed at about this in the bedroom at home for years, this particular episode's Naughty Challenge stooges of the week.

Wah...

Wah...

Wah...

Still, not that anyone signing up for a show like this could exactly expect to go home clean and with their dignity intact, as the partners of the soon to be naked and messy partners of the three WINNERs had hopefully pre-emptively considered, Lauren now moving to introduce the three extra special guest stars of this week's round of DUNK THAT MILF!

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Next chapter: Meet MILF #1, Kinky Claire!

"First of all, let's give it up for kinky Claire!" shouts Lauren to rapturous applause.

Claire is a perpetually horny, big-boobed, blonde and bisexual beauty in her late 20s (some of you might have met her before in a story called SPLATTERTIME?). With her fine hair now reshaped into a cute little pixie cut, Claire still very much has her classic hourglass figure of slim body but gorgeously plump breasts and curvaceous and evidently-fuckable bum. At least half the audience probably already know how good those ample boobies are at titty fucking, not just from both Claire's deliberately revealing slutty black-strapped cocktail dress but also from the nudes that she so regularly posts online.

As Claire is led out onto the gameshow stage by two smiling male stagehands in silly sparkly red speedos, she's clearly already very much turned on by the attention and appreciation of her body, the audience catcalls indicating that, male and female, they all very much still would with this particular MILF!

"Come on girl!" greets Lauren, whipping up the lewd applause even further. "Give us all a little welcome show!"

And the exhibitionist Claire is of course only too happy to oblige her celebrity hostess, twirling around to reveal the bottom of her cute little bum and only further highlight that the tops of her areola are actually poking out of her braless and bulging cleavage, giggling as she strokes at the stagehands' bulging packages before taking a grip of her naked boyfriend's erect and slimey shaft, also leaning in to give him a simultaneous elegant peck on the cheek like the demure, dignified and definitely in no way naughty lady that she is.

"Hell yes" says classy (and not in any way naughty) Claire smugly, still wanking away at her partner, "Good to see that I can still turn you on just as much as strangers, boyfriend Eeeeeeek!"

That sudden squeal would be because Claire's slop-covered naked boyfriend has just unexpectedly (yeah right) grabbed her in a massive bear hug, slamming his slippery slop-soaked body up against hers, thirstily snogging her full-on on the lips while also thrusting his hand up her skirt also thus revealing to a delighted audience that Claire has come prepared, this particular dirty MILF isn't even wearing any knickers!

So as the happy couple continue to grind and snog, it is probably a good time to meet MILF #2, a lovely English aristocrat called Amanda announces a grinning Lauren.

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Next chapter: Meet MILF #2, Randy Mandy the amazing English rose!

"And now please do meet the lovely randy Mandy!" calls out Lauren as this time a red sparkly bikini-clad pair of beauties lead the next MILF out onto the stage.

AND OH WOWZERS!!!

Kinky Claire was obviously hot as hell, in a knowingly cheeky trashy kind of way, but this really is quite the more conventional stunner emerging for her imminent gunging and fucking!

Our second MILF of the day might best be described as a classic English rose, or maybe even a princess... If one all dressed to be messed in naughty fancy dress!

Amanda is a tall and slim brunette, elegantly and clearly expensively coiffured light brown hair cascading beautifully down either side of her head in immaculate waves as she sashays her way out across the stage in a slow and deliberate but also slightly nervous parody of a striptease introduction, her lovely long legs very much on display in her present costume...

Which is probably best described as 'horny gameshow chic!'

Amanda's top half is barely covered by a ridiculously tiny bright yellow t-shirt with the Naughty Challenge gameshow logo on it, the thin covering very clearly showing her total lack of bra as the evidently erect nipples of her petite but beautifully high and rounded breasts burst through the skimpy fabric.

Then, below her perfectly toned stomach comes the red hot Amanda's tiny black thong, her barely TV legal underwear attached to a sexy suspender belt and long black fishnet stockings which only serve to accentuate the glory of her long and slender legs.

Oooh la la!

Talk about a MILF!

"Hello there young lady" says Lauren with her trademark wicked smile, demurely kissing the lovely Amanda on both cheeks, exactly as though they were meeting at annual church fete and not a filthy late night fetish gameshow, "Now, a little bird tells me that you've never even been wet and messy at home before So why don't you tell the viewers what brought you along here to play with us all today?"

"Well it's true that I am a total WAM and sploshing virgin" simpers Amanda innocently, almost as though she wasn't all dressed up in a kinky sex show overtly outfit promising imminent wild and naughty sex, "But it's my dirty thirtieth soon and my husband told me that if we came along here tonight he'd fuck me like a freight train by way of a present!"

"What can I say" grins Lauren over the audience's cheers of approval as Amanda's totally slop-covered and rampantly erect husband grins and raises his arms to the heavens in mock boxing champ mode, "That's what we like to hear around these parts and that I'm sure that we can very much arrange for that to happen!"

"So I hear" grins Amanda, pointing a deliberate finger at her lucky husband, "And I'm telling you now, mister, that after this particular date night, you are certainly not paying for my new haircut and bedroom lingerie from our joint bank account!"

That gets a laugh from the audience as a nervous, classy but clearly also very much up for her naughty gameshow experience Amanda takes a seat alongside the already slimey Claire, while Lauren introduces our third and final MILF to face a dunking, "All the way from Ireland, the red hot Sloppy Poppy!"

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Next chapter: Meet MILF #3, Sloppy Poppy!

It's a different kind of cheer as this particular beauty emerges onto the stage, a delighted hoot of laughter at a woman who evidently completely gets the essential naughty humour of a sexy slapstick gameshow like this.

Poppy's a more mature and rounded lady than the first two MILFs, a silver, fair and platinum haired BBW, her immaculately dyed and styled hair hanging perfectly down to her shoulders on either side of her perfectly made-up face.

All of which only adds to the comedy of her fancy dress outfit...

The otherwise ever so expensively styled Poppy is only actually wearing an insanely cheap and tight silly spandex cheerleader outfit, a tiny blue and white bikini top which is already struggling to cover her huge tits, and a matching miniscule blue and white skirt hitched up so far over her round tummy to make the bottom of her pussy is almost visible All of which just makes her knee-high blue and white striped socks look all the dafter! It'd be a gloriously funny and slutty costume on a 21-year-old, but on a woman of Poppy's more mature years, it really does look ridiculous, in a very, very sexy way.

"Hello there everyone" purrs our new favourite cheerleader once the applause has died a little, in a deliberately over the top seductive voice with a lovely Irish burr, "As you've just heard, my name is Poppy and I can't wait to get all sloppy! I'm a lifelong wammer, my secret superpower is wearing more pie than I can ever hope to eat, and I've come all the way across the Irish Sea today in order to show that us bigger boobed and more experienced ladies can still do it for you too!"

This earns Poppy another deafening cheer even before with an absolutely filthy grin she starts alternately pumping off and spanking her already hard and goo-soaked husband - "And, also, I can see that this particular silly little boy has already got himself all messy yet again!"

And as the crowd go even wilder, as the grinning Irish Poppy eventually draws back from her lucky husband, salaciously sucking the cock slop from her fingers one by one, Lauren the blonde hostess just smiles gracefully, leaning in to meaningfully deepthroat one of Poppy's messy fingers before calmly introducing the next segment of the show.

"And now ladies and gentlemen, you've seen this week's naked messy race challenge, and now also met all three of our lovely MILF hotties So after a quick interlude while we get Poppy, Mandy and Claire properly set up for their ultimate wet and messy fucking, it will finally be time for this week's edition of"

Lauren pauses and gestures for the eager crowd to join in chanting the familiar catchphrase with her...

"DUNK THAT MILF!"

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Interlude chapter #1: Wank of the Week!

[Apologies for the tease dear reader if you're now all ready to see Mandy, Poppy and Claire take their gunge plunge, I did warn that this particular story is of the rambling variety ]

As the grinning girls and their gunged and naked partners are led off to prepare for Lauren's legendary MILF dunk, further audience applause greets a familiar sign and bright lights introducing another regular feature of the show, 'Wank of the Week!'
Bright stagelights are suddenly illuminating three matching gunge tanks, a different audience volunteer sitting in each one, all three of them of course completely naked.

Firstly, there's a hourglass-figured black woman with gorgeous straight shoulder-length hair neatly cut into elegant layers, an absolutely filthy smile on her face as she waves and holds up her lovely fat titties for the cheering crowd's inspection and entertainment (hey, anyone remember Diane the big-boobed American tourist from the WAMWORLD series?!).

Secondly, there's a young and preppy male, a skinny dark-haired student, glasses, shy smile and cupped hands not quite managing to hide his impressively massive erection from the zoom-in photography of Lauren's Naughty Dick Pic Cam!

Finally, there's the toned but mature redhead, expensively-styled auburn hair cascading down to her naked shoulders, smiling demurely to hoots of laughter as legs spread wide she leans into her fate, already putting on a show for the close-up cameras, gracefully and elegantly fingering her neatly shaven pussy out on live TV for all the world to see and enjoy along with her (and hey, anyone remember Jessica the CEO from WAMWORLD? A few of you enjoyed her games of 'Trash the Boss' as I seem to recall).

Now, as Lauren explains, the viewers at home have had the chance to vote on these three naughty kinksters since the start of the show, the voting graphs suddenly displaying on a big studio screen abruptly revealing just who has been chosen as

THE WANK OF THE WEEK!!!

DRINGGGGGG!!!!!!

A familiar gunge tank klaxon shrills, and...

The preppy student's jaw drops open in amazement as gallons and gallons of bright pink gunge explode all over a squealing tourist and a frantically finger-fucking redhead!!!

OH WOW!!!

The skinny young man actually won!!!

That was somewhat unexpected!!!

There really must have been a lot of horny housewives, kinky cougars, sexy college girls and gay men watching Lauren's Naughty Challenges this week...

Or, of course, being a little cynical, maybe the show's main audience are a bunch of horny heterosexual males and lush lesbians repeatedly voting to make absolutely sure that both of the gorgeous female wank stooges got gunged...

But surely not! Just whoever would do so terrible a thing!?!

Apart from pretty much everyone reading this story of course...

Although, to be fair, any electoral skullduggery hasn't actually changed the outcome of the game, two pink slime-soaked beauties now approaching a shyly-grinning student to give him his victory snog and wet and messy body grinding, Diane thirstily kissing the lucky young man on the lips as Jessica lowers her ruined make-up and red hot lips towards his ever more bulging cock...

Highlights will doubtless be available online later, but as the student's eyes go wide at the 'education' he is receiving, Jessica busily deepthroating away, showing off every gem of her experience and skill, the cameras slowly start to cut away again
"Because what is it time finally time for?" Lauren yells to the crowd as Diane takes over the cocksucking for stint. "Because ladies and gentlemen, I may well have just been told that it is finally time to..."

"DUNK THAT MILF!!!"

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Next chapter: Meet the MILF DUNK!

As Lauren skips across the studio, her cute little bum bouncing beautifully her tiny leopard-print thong, the camera refocuses on the far side of the studio from the gunge tanks, where really quite the sight awaits the discerning and hopefully already happily edging viewer.

Poppy, Mandy and Claire, the three smiling MILFs, are now perched awkwardly on three deliberately exposed and tiny swings, danglingly helplessly in mid-air above three long and greasy inflatable slides, all of which lead inevitably down into a giant inflatable pit full of multi-coloured gunge, slime and foam, Naughty Lauren's infamous wet and messy MILF dunk!

Although, in a new twist for this week's edition of the show, interestingly each woman also has a suspiciously funnel-like comedy massive penis immediately above their heads, each gigantic dick pointing directly downwards at them!

"I'm not wholly sure that our three MILFs are going to like these particular types of cock" giggles Lauren, as all three women look concernedly upwards at the huge foam penises on cue.

What could those devices eventually possibly be used for I wonder?!

It really is a completely and utter messy mystery isn't it?!

The lovely soon to be slop stoogettes are all looking a little different by this point as well, Poppy grinning eagerly, loving the attention and so near to her dream dunking and fucking, Claire in exhibitionist mode and clearly very, very turned on, Amanda alternately smiling awkwardly and biting her lip in genuine nervousness, evidently regretting ever agreeing to this particular date night madness, but also more than a little intrigued and not exactly objecting to the offer of the fucking of a lifetime, however weird and kinky the introduction to it...

Also adding to the different look of the scene is the not insignificant fact that all three of the gorgeous MILFs are now all completely topless!

Claire's voluptuous boobies are now wholly hanging out, her cocktail dress pulled down around her waist, it ridden up so far on her bum that only the need to keep her legs together on the tiny swing is saving her from showing her bare vagina to the audience - not that you suspect she'd mind the Naughty Close-up Pussy Cam attention! Meanwhile, Poppy's even chubbier titties and the slender Amanda's pert little breasts all make for a lovely contrast, all three women of course looking both sexy and ridiculous, now part stripped off, only bottom halves of their fancy dress costumes remaining, legs dangling in mid-air, awkwardly perched above the gunge pit beneath their comedy giant penises as Lauren explains what happens next.

"It's a nice simple Naughty Challenge we have before the MILF Dunk this week" says Lauren with a wicked smile that conveys that of course she's totally and utterly lying. "All three of our lovely MILFs will very definitely shortly be being dunked and pounded by their lucky fun WINNER partners, but before then they're also going to play a little game..."

And the game, it seems, is for the audience and review and vote upon the three helpess but alluring topless stoogettes pre-show audience survey questions, conclusively concluding just who is the filthiest and naughtiest MILF of the week by way of wholly fair and equal democratic choice!

All three MILFs are grinning at this, albeit Poppy and Claire in delight and Amanda seriously ruefully, truly never having expected her husband to win his challenge and this potentially highly personal information to be shared with the whole wide kinkster world, but Lauren is already continuing.

"There'll be a cash prize for the least dirty girl of each round, and" Lauren gestures at the giant penises with a delightful little boob and booty waving twirl, "Some other prizes for our naughty LOSERs!"

The crowd holler their approval, dramatic music plays, Irish Poppy cups up her bare breasts for the cameras and Claire cheekily pouts and pokes her tongue out while Amanda just gloriously sexily bites her lip and shakes her immaculately made-up head, still not quite believing that this is truly actually happening to her! Just how the hell did she get into this position?!

But time waits for no princess, no matter how sexy and immaculately made-up, and the first vote is already beginning!

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Next chapter: Vote #1, What is your favourite naughty fantasy?

OH WOW!!!

This definitely won't be in any way fascinating to hear on the correct assumption that all three MILFs have answered the question honestly!

So how about we start with the most obviously depraved and filthiest of these three naughty cougar fuckers?!

Poppy's naughty fantasy is to seduce an older gentleman, still liking to roleplay the part of the demure young woman being led astray, although naturally the resultant sex would be enthusiastic, prolonged and absolutely dirty, using every bit of her accumulated cock-taking experience! She'd meet the lucky gentleman in question in the bar of a classy hotel it would seem, with the flirting getting dirtier and dirtier until she eventually spends the night in his penthouse suite, alternating being laid flat on her back, thirstily sucking him dry, drinking champagne and having her sopping wet pussy licked out!

Heh...

Heh...

Heh...

All you can really say is that the dirty Irish MILF really has thought about this particular scenario in really quite a lot of detail!
Claire's dirty daydream is some ways even filthier than Poppy's, our blonde MILF's ideal plan being to take a hunky, horny and, crucially, originally innocent young man and 'instruct' him in the ways of the world. She'd not only 'help him work out' his favourite sexual positions, but deliver training in foreplay, oral technique and even 'set him homework' - telling him what porno videos to watch in preparation for next week's naughty 'fuckalong with mommy' session.

Naturally the training would eventually progress to light bondage, orgasm denial teasing, tantric sex and of course WAM and sploshing, from how to deliver a gunge bucket to the noble art of the pussy pie and immediate follow-up cock-fuck creampie!!
Claire's actually grinning as Lauren reads out her answer to the giggling and wolfwhistling audience, evidently in no way embarrassed, very clearly turned on at the very thought of being fucked hard by a pie and gunge-soaked young gentleman who she has personally initiated into the wickeder ways of the world.

Ooof!!!

What a dirty girl!!!

Although, you do rather suspect that kinky Claire will be paying for her naughtiness before very long indeed...

Amanda's fantasy is a little more classy, as perhaps we might have expected from so elegant a lady, although definitely somewhat more unusual. Randy Mandy would be an eighteenth-century princess kidnapped by a charming and brilliant long-haired pirate captain, held prisoner at his secret lair! Naturally one thing would eventually lead to another, and while waiting for the ransom to arrive the pair would discuss classic Greek and Roman literature, violin concertos and slowly and irrevocably fall in love.

Amanda's already blushing and shaking her head as the audience start to laugh, her embarrassment only heightened by the weird specificity of her historical fantasy compared to Claire and Poppy's somewhat more plausible if initially kinkier scenarios and that's even before Lauren reads out the lurid detail of what her lovely captain would eventually to do her!
Up the bum would you believe?!

Talk about a dirty girl as well!

But the audience votes are already coming in, all three MILFs tensing until...

DRRRRRINGGGGGGG!!!!

A familiar warning klaxon horn sounds, and...

SUPER SEXY MILFY SPLATTERTIME!!!

"YaaaaaaaRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

WOOOOOMPHHH!!!!

"EeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!"

An ecstatically squealing Claire vanishes inside a deluge of shiny white slime, while a howling Poppy is deluged in a downpour of bright red tomato soup!

Oh dear!

What a pair of silly as well as dirty girls!

Wah...

Wah...

Wah...

So, as the crowd laugh and applaud, that's a grinning Claire drenched in fake cum, already very much enjoying smearing the translucent white goo around her bulging breasts, a giggling Poppy slicking back her already ruined hair and wiping her face clean, and Amanda having netted the first cash prize, but still not exactly looking happy, more nervously eyeing up her two already trashed companions, eyes wide and biting her lovely lipstick-rocking lips again, having just had a very practical demonstration of the sort of messy trashing potentially about to come her way.

But, hang on, Lauren's picking up her microphone again - once the red hot blonde has casually adjusted her tank top nipple slip, it is already time for vote number two!

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Next chapter: Vote #2, naughty photo competition!

"The next question we asked our three classy little MILFs is" continues Lauren, slowly, drawing out the suspense, now deliberately flashing her other nipple as well by way of teasing set up, "Where did you take your most recent nude selfie?"

Claire's answer is typically cheeky and daring if in some ways a little mundane - flashing her lovely round titties in the main aisle of her local supermarket!

And, naturally, the photo in question is displayed on the big screen behind the MILF dunk for all the whole wide world to see
Not that the naughty Claire particularly seems to mind this further indignity, merely sticking her tongue out and giggling through the audience's further appreciate catcalls!

Amanda's contribution is typically classy, for so elegant and graceful a lady - the lovely brunette beauty's photograph is of her and her husband showering naked beneath a waterfall in a tropical jungle, presumably on holiday somewhere a little warmer than her native England. Elegant and gorgeous a wetlook image it very much is, but it also rather riskily public a communal bathing session, you're not sure the audience will approve of our high-born madam's jungle-based misbehaviour.

Poppy's response of course inevitably is the cheekiest and elicits the most laughs - her selfie was apparently taken in the queue for the audience tonight and was actually full-on naked, one hand over her lovely big boobies, the other across her pussy, hecklers and voyeurs very much apparent in the background of her gorgeous chubby body!

All three girls nervously look up to their giant penises (which somehow doesn't sound quite right, but nevertheless, we are where we are, etc) as the votes come in, and, eventually, even Lauren giggling at the drama and suspense, her own lovely little breasts finally both back away, until, at last

DRRRRRINGGGGGGG!!!!

The results are finally all in...

Which of course means that...

IT IS SPLATTERTIME AGAIN!!!

"YaaaaaaaRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

OOOOOFFFFF!!!!!!!

Staying with the original savoury theme, this time it is gallons and gallons of baked beans pouring down onto poor old sloppy Poppy, the gallant Irish MILF clearly loving every minute of this, actually turning her face up into the deluge and raising her arms in triumph! You can just tell that she'll be wanking about this for weeks if not months and years to come!

Meanwhile...

"NoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Yep.

Correct.

You've guessed it accurately reader, that despairing squeal is from an anguished Amanda as the audience judge her jungle antics even sluttier than Claire's momentary supermarket striptease - and a sudden downpour of sloppy yellow custard abruptly envelops our lovely little princess from above!

Wah...

Wah...

Wah...

Oh dear!

How sad and tragic an occurrence!

What a sloppy comedown for so elegant and graceful a lovely English rose!

Still, Messy Mandy's thick hair shields her from most of the deluge, though, the audience laughing as the red hot MILF alternates between hysterically giggling and grimacing as she flicks and slicks it back, struggling to keep the worst of the mess from her face without toppling off her tiny swing for a premature gunging in the slime pit down below.

"I wanted to go to a restaurant!" she faux-brattily complains, eventually, hair at last slicked back, while also grinning broadly if sheepish, her husband's cheeky answer that she'll get more dessert here than in any classy Michelin establishment merely earning him a single-outraged and not entirely joking finger to further appreciative audience laughter.

Meanwhile Lauren has confirmed the cum-covered Claire as the cash-copping WINNER of this round, before the final vote of the game...

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Next chapter: Vote #3, freaks and weirdos of the world unite!

"So for our final question" smiles Lauren to the camera, "We asked these three dirty girls what the *truly* weirdest and kinkiest sploshing activity they'd ever actually engaged in was?"

There's an involuntary intake of breath from the audience at this, given what they've heard already from these three particular MILFs, they know that this is really going to be good...

Claire's answer is perhaps predictable for any returning reader of the SPLATTERTIME series. Once upon a time, if you believe this, the pixie-haired and cum-coated blonde actually built a pie slide and a home gunge tank for use in a weekly home shagathon, trashing and fucking her favourite friends and fuck buddies in the goo pit each week, yet oddly prone to somehow weirdly always losing and having to wank herself off in the tank before her inevitable sliming!

Oh dear!

What a dirty girl indeed!

Sloppy Poppy's answer is perhaps the naughtiest - apparently she once volunteered to sit naked in a pie pillory at a public fetish event, while her husband tickled, teased, kissed and vibed her with a wand. And of course every time the helpless Poppy made a sound a different audience member got to pie her in a definitely fair and equal and no way rigged wet and messy sploshing game...

Which is how the lovely Poppy apparently ended up utterly trashed in 50+ pies, squealing and howling in embarrassing public orgasm with a gunge bucket over her head! By the end of it, her husband was allegedly actually pussy-fucking and clit-teasing her with a nice cold ice-lolly instead of the vibrating wand, just to hear how loud his chubby wife could squeal at the cold and pleasure of the freezing makeshift dildo melting and teasing away at her tender and swollen sweet spots!

Oh dear...

What a silly girl!

However, of all people it is the custard-coated Amanda's response that is both the funniest and most nervous, her having being a total sploshing virgin until moments ago tonight - her answer is that she stupidly volunteered to potentially get drenched in custard and then fucked senseless in a gunge pit on live TV of course!

Still, all three willing - OK, in one case maybe not quite so willing - slop sluts grin and wave at the cameras once again as the votes come in, a smirking Lauren hamming up the suspense for a final time (the cheeky host is definitely going to get her comeuppance at some point isn't she?! Maybe be in another interlude chapter perchance?!) and

DRINGGGGGG!!!!!!

THIRD AND FINAL PENIS-BURSTING SPLATTERTIME!!!

And OH WOW!!!

The third and final vote is actually a draw!!!

The audience must have decided that restrained and relatively harmless as her answer was, the gorgeous custard-boobed Amanda deserves to get a 'little' messier as well!

SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!!

"ssssshhhIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!"

Cold and yucky savoury gravy explodes all over a squealing but not so secretly loving it Claire, unable to dodge or squirm without falling off her tiny little sex swing!

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

Meanwhile it's a cold water shower for a comically screaming sloppy Poppy, clutching at her swing ropes in shock and for balance as her comedy giant cock dumps barrel after barrel of water all over her, hosing her clean of bean juice and belatedly revealing the full extent of her ruined hair and dripping make-up. Although of course, she is still grinning and loving every moment of this, head upturned into the downpour!

"AaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!" shrieks Amanda in desperate bright pink splattertime despair, "Oh no, no and really fucking NOOOOOOO!!!! I will, really really fucking get you back for this YOU TOTAL BASTARD I SWEAR!!!"

Oh dear, it sounds as though poor little randy Mandy isn't 100% enjoying her date night with her grinning darling husband

Still, she's belatedly leaning into the experience at least, even as she squeals and protests, turning her face up into the explosion of bright pink strawberry yoghurt now soaking her face and cleavage!

Oh hell yes!

Talk about a WAM virginity now well and truly lost!

All of which leaves three half-naked and slop-soaked beauties perched atop their swings above the giant dunk tank, the inflatable slides leading down to the gunge pit now greased up even further with the goo our MILFs have just received, as Lauren thanks the audience for their votes, confirms which beauty has claimed the most cash ($1 per WINNER per round ) and announces that it is now finally time to...

"DUNK THAT MILF!!!"

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Next chapter: The MILF dunk (#1)

[See, if you're one of the unlucky few readers still with me 5.5k words into this latest messy odyssey, you clearly always knew that we'd eventually get there in the end )

SO HERE WE FINALLY FUCKING GO BOYS AND GIRLS!!!

The main lights dim and strobe and disco lights suddenly flash around the stage as a grinning Lauren suddenly yanks down her panties to flash her neatly shaven pussy before three spotlights once again light up the three sloppy MILFs, even Claire and Poppy now looking a bit uncertain through their smiles as they look down towards the giant pit of slime and foam.

But, alas, it is far, far too late for any second thoughts now, the audience now voting on which slippery soccer mom takes the ultimate sexy gungey slop drop first and

KAPOW!!!

Their first decision is in!!!!

"WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!!"

By way of announcing the vote results, Claire's swing suddenly collapses, catapulting her headfirst and forwards down her greased up inflatable slide, her momentum carrying her faster and faster as she squeals and squeals and squeals until the inevitable...

SLIMEY SPLASHDOWN!!!!

It's total and utter GUNK DUNK TIME for the naughty, kinky pixie-cutted blonde!!!

IT'S HEADFIRST SPLATTERTIME FOR KINKY CLAIRE!!!

Wah...

Wah...

Wah...

Tidal waves of foam and gunge explode out around the pool, the audience applauding delightedly as Claire eventually surfaces, her alternatively beaming and gasping face now an obliterated multi-coloured blob, a dollop of foam on top of it, as more gunge pours down over her from on high.

"Oh yes!" she's gasping, staggering to her feet and ripping off the remains of her once-expensive dress, eye shadow running down her slimey face as she slides off to the shallow end of the gunge pit, where her eager and erect partner is already poised and waiting for her. "Oh yes YES AND YESSS!!!! This is just exactly what I came here for! Now give it to me good you sexy naked slop boy! Give it to me in the gunge tank, nice and hard and rough!"

And, to be fair to the gentleman in question, Claire's lucky boyfriend clearly doesn't disappoint

Seconds later the naked gungey and pie-soaked pair are enthusiastically snogging and fucking away in the gunge pit, an already panting Claire laid flat on her back as her boyfriend penetrates her, their bodies soon pressed even tighter together, as to whistles and hollers of approval from the crowd, the gungey blonde pixie MILF expertly wraps her legs around lover's upturned bum, forcing his cock even further inside her!

Amanda and Poppy remain awkwardly poised bare-boobed and slimey on their tiny swings throughout all this wet and messy mayhem of course, one of them looking ever more nervous, and for some reason trying to wipe herself clean of custard and yoghurt (as though she has any dignity left to save at this point in proceedings!) the other's eyes shining with evidently sexual anticipation of shortly being foam and gunge-pit pounded just as hard as Claire!

Our lovely hostess Lauren well knows how sexy such suspense can be, of course, which is why the cameras linger for quite so long on the slime-drenched Claire until she actually starts to shudder and cum (for the first time of many orgasms, no doubt!), bouncing up and down on the inflatable floor of the gunge tank beneath her partners rampant pounding until finally it is time to reveal who the audience decided was second for their sexy slime time...

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Next chapter: The MILF dunk #2

"So" giggles Lauren, lightly running her fingers over her clearly erect nipples beneath her tiny tank top, "Our second gunge whore of the day is going to be"

KAPOW!!!

"aaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

BOING!!!!

"aaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

OH WOW!

Somewhat unexpectedly, rather than the naughty and splosh-loving sloppy Poppy, it's the demure, elegant and yoghurt-soaked Amanda the audience have chosen for the MILF dunk next!

"aaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

The lovely Amanda had been leaning back on her swing when the results were announced, not out of any strategy, just instinctively staying as far back from the gunge as she possibly could. All of which means she at least landed on her toned little bum when her swing gave way, squealing her way feet first towards the gunge until the inevitable

SUPER SLOPPY SPLASHDOWN!!!

WOOOMPH!!!

Wah...

Wah...

Wah...

To hoots of laughter, the squealing Amanda vanishes feet-first beneath the gunge, a glorious moment of her mouth opening in horror as her bare toes plunge into the slime before the rest of her elegant body!

SUPER SEXY SLIMETIME FOR THE CLASSY RANDY MANDY!!!

The crowd go wild, whooping and hollering as the classy MILF plunges completely down into the gunge - only getting more and more enthusiastic as she bursts back to the surface, accidentally turning her squealing face up into the further deluges of slime pouring down onto from the ceiling!!!

"aaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

"Ewwww." chuckles Amanda, eventually, in a regretful but not exactly disapproving voice, slowly and carefully wiping her eyes clear and flicking back her once pristine but now ruined hair, slime and mascara running down her face. "Next time I'll know to keep my mouth shut, and if there's going to be a next time this had better be a damn good fuck. And OH GOD!!!, not this for actual fucking sake!"

The audience were already laughing at Amanda's first comment, but her complete surprise at what's coming now has them laughing even further, the elegant and graceful soccer mom about to be turned into even more of a hapless gunge-soaked stoogette!

Her husband - predictably - is now eagerly wading through the gunge tank towards his lovely wife, guiding her into the shallow end while easing done her classy thong. But he is now wearing rather unusual entire...

He's clad in deliberately cheap and silly fancy dress costume, based on Amanda's fantasy, a comedy pirate captain's hat on his head, pirate coat hung loose around him...

And yes, once he's manoeuvred the gorgeous and gunge-soaked Amanda onto her knees in the shallow end of the slime pool, as she just grins ruefully and shakes her head in acceptance of how this particular date night is going, as he penetrates her doggy style from behind - yes he will also be spanking her shapely bum with a plastic cutlass at the same time as giving her a damn good hard and slime-lubed fucking!

Oh dear. This probably isn't exactly how the lovely MILF expected her little fantasy to play out.

What a shame!

But still

Oooh la la again!

And yo ho ho and a bottle of rum indeed!

So. To recap:

That's kinky Claire and her partner now cumming in the gunge in a busy foamy slimetank 69, and classy Amanda taking it from behind from a comedy pirate...

But what of our third MILF of the day?!

"Go on!" squeals Poppy eagerly as the cameras cut back to the chubby Irishwoman, clearly almost cumming already with her kinky enthusiasm for her upcoming gunging and fucking. "My turn now! Dunk me, dunk me, dunk me! My turn, my turn, my turn!"

"I'm very sorry Poppy" giggles Lauren in her most definitely not sorry voice. "I'm afraid that it's now time for our second interlude So suppose you remove your clothes and start touching and fingering yourself up for the cameras, warming and wanking yourself up for your upcoming gunge tank fucking while we see how our next guest stars get on"

And as the audience hoot with laughter, as a groaning Poppy chuckles - of course as a loyal viewer of Lauren's show she knows there's always some hapless stooge or other! - and dutifully starts to both further strip and now masturbate in public, all the while still awkwardly balanced on her awkward little chair above the foam and slime, the second interlude is already very much beginning...

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Interlude chapter #2: The Super Sloppy GILF Slut Race!

[Sorry!!! But you were told at the start that there would be a few diversions, and hopefully this will be one of the pleasurable variety, if deliberately long (the 'play within the play' for any Hamlet fans out there), although with any luck you'll find the new characters as 'entertaining' as the current ones]

As a frustrated but giggling Poppy starts to dutifully - and not exactly complaining about her naughty naked public wanking challenge - energetically finger fuck herself on her stool, the camera cuts away from the masturbating third MILF to the second of the Naughty Interlude Challenges set by that wicked celebrity minx the kinky Lauren!

Unusually, the camera starts starts by panning over the audience rather than the contestants in the game, although everyone soon no doubt sees why, both the male and female members of the audience somehow having all seemed to somehow contrive to lose the bottom half of their outfits, whether male and messy fun run slopped already or still female and thus somehow completely clean.

On the other hand, while the Naughty Challenge audience members may well look a little ridiculous, they're not looking anywhere near as silly as the pair of grinning and eager experienced ladies about to attempt their Naughty GILF Challenge for Lauren - a free holiday awaiting the WINNER, terrible wet and messy sexy torture awaiting the LOSER, as is only fair and traditional for these parts.

A lovely pair of sexy cougar friends, you'd never have guessed the age and status of these two rather attractive competitors if they hadn't just chosen to out themselves as GILFs!

Together, the lovely pair of cougars would be wearing a quite nice and sexy gameshow contestant outfit.

Together.

The only problem is that - this show being this show - one of them has the pair of tight black lycra shorts, the neat hug of the fabric deliberately revealing her pussy lips as her well-preserved boobs hang loose, while it's the other one of them with the skimpy yellow t-shirt with the gameshow name on it, the thin fabric covering her fine little titties but revealing her natural unshaven bush with nothing on below the waist!

Angel is a BBW ebony-skinned beauty of about 50, long black hair dangling down to her shoulders, a naughty grin upon her rounded face. She's lucked out and got the ass and pussy lip hugging tight shorts, but her massive boobs are still very much hanging loose and free, the shorts a deliberately ridiculous and sexy look - with the wicked grin upon her face conveying that Angel is clearly very, VERY up for her naughty challenge!

Angel's best friend Heather is a tanned and beautiful small, slim woman of a similar age, her hair still blonde (if probably dyed!) but with a cheeky smile which implies that if a demure, classy and elegant lady of a certain vintage, she is also very, VERY much up for the Naughty Interlude Challenge to follow, as her willingness to don a tiny t-shirt and bare her pussy and unshaven bush to the public very much implies

Oooh la la!

Talk about a lovely pair of GILFs!

Whatever their age, male or female, old or young, gay, bi or straight, if you're not already rock hard or dripping wet at the thought of this particular pair of kinksters, there really must be something wrong with you!

"It's a simple enough challenge" giggles Lauren, the audience happily laughing and groaning on cue, knowing full well that particular phrase never means anything good in these particular environs. "While the nude and horny Sloppy Poppy is obediently busy wanking herself off above the gunge tank, 'all' our pair of slutty GILFs have to do in order to complete their Naughty Challenge to is make as many of the audience cum as possible before the timer bell rings to end the game!"

The audience cheer yet again at this, even before Lauren reveals that, among a few other, potential, ahem, 'distractions', both GILFs are fitted with remote control butt plugs, which will, of course, be vibrating throughout the game which she now counts both ladies down into in unison with the audience, "3... 2...1... GO!"

OH WOW!!!

This really will be a treat!!!

GUNGEY GILFY MUCKY FUCKY BUTT PLUG FUN!!!

Just how many people can be sucked, fucked and otherwise aroused before Lauren's Naughty Timer sounds!!!

We All, of course, shall see...

Both Heather and Angel leap immediately enthusiastically into slutty and energetic GILF action, blonde-haired Heather burying her head in the legs-splayed and crotch open pussy of a young bachelorette in the front row, Angel leaping into the second row of the audience to frantically titty fuck a buff gentleman of middle-age, the audience cheering and hollering approval of both of these decisions!

Which is nice, further events merely continuing down the same pathway as above, Heather soon sucking the already helpfully erect cock of a buff young gentleman young enough to be her son as a grinning Angel gets her own fresh taste of pussy juice from a horny red-headed soccer mom.

Still, both such classy ladies will doubtless be in no way embarrassed and 100% delighted to watch themselves back when this week's episode of Lauren's Naughty Challenge show is finally broadcast

The 'distractions' the Naughty Lauren may have pre-trailed, are, of course by now becoming just a teeny weeny bit apparent As well as the butt plugs, the speedo and bikini-clad sexy stagehands are occasionally reminding the world of their existence, spanking away at Heather and Angel's delightful-upturned bums, or checking if a little tickle torture throws either mature and lovely lady off their current sexy fucking stroke!

Oh dear.

What a shame for a such a pair of elegant GILFs!

What could possibly go wrong!?!

Wah...

Wah...

Wah...

Although, to be fair, the tickle torture is nothing compare to the pies, slop and gunge buckets the stagehands are now gleefully giving to the eager audience members to either side of the desperately fucking and sucking slutty GILFs!

All of which is how, mere minutes later, as a timer finally counts down the ending of Lauren's latest Naughty Challenge game, as audience members conveniently 'help out' the competitors by stroking themselves to edging point in advance, the two previously pristine - if not particularly classy! - GILFs are now utterly drenched in slime, custard, beans and slime!

Although, for all of their wet and messy indignations, the slop-soaked and pussy and dick sucking pair of slutty GILFs have also both refined their game technique a little as well by now, both of them both hilariously and frantically trying to up their ultimate body count before the final ending of the game...

Angel now has her head in a squealing and squirting redhead's crotch while also being fucked from behind by an enthusiastic gentleman in a silly cowboy hat to even further up her wet and messy slutty body count!

But hey, that's nothing compared to what the allegedly classier Heather is up to - the supposedly more elegant GILF has managed to find a nice young lady to suck off between two hard and horny gentlemen, meaning that she can do her custard-covered pussy-licking while also using each hand to wank off the stud to either side of her, completely ignoring the stagehand spanking her upturned bum as she desperately slurps and pulls away at her three new friends with benefits!

Oh wow!

Talk about a desperate pair of wet and messy naughty older ladies!!!

What a pair of desperate slutty little GILFs, both of them utterly soaked in gunge, cum, mess and pussy juice in their frantic public fuckathon!

Although, from initial viewings, Angel does appear to the faster fucker of the two - or maybe she's just got lucky and happened to pick out the audience members who were horniest and most on the edge already!?

Mind you, from initial viewings, Angel does appear to the faster fucker of the two - or maybe she's just got lucky and happened to pick out the audience members who were horniest and most on the edge already!?

Oh God...

And hey, a very familiar sounding timer is now about to go...

DRINGGGGGG!!!!!!

What do you reckon, reader, do you prefer the slender and blonde Heather or the big ebony booby-bouncing BBW Angel?!!!

But still...

DRINGGGGGG!!!!!!

Whatever you reckon, results are results and this is why, mere moments later, a fucked out, frustrated and grumpy-looking Heather is sitting on the floor, also now looking somewhat nervous, leaning forwards slightly with her slim arms and legs all constrained within a pillory.

"Well Heather" teases Lauren as the defeated GILF shakes her messy head in frustration and disbelief, knowing very well just exactly what happens next. "You have seen the show before, I'm afraid that you knew just how we treat LOSERs around here when you signed up for your own particular Naughty Slop Slut Challenge..."

Indeed Heather does know what happens to LOSERs all too well - and, oh dear! - she's about to learn even fucking more about it!

The dignity of the unlucky so-recently cum-guzzling and cock-taking GILF's position is further not helped by her now total and utter nudity, the giant neon sign over her head so happily proclaiming 'SLOP THE SLUT!', the comedy dunce's hat strapped onto for head with a large 'L' for 'LOSER' on it, or the large vibrating dildo now so obviously protruding from her bushy pussy.

Wah...

Wah...

Wah...

Clearly Heather the unlucky GILF was not quite as successfully slutty around the room as her filthier and ecstatically grinning best friend

And no wonder the boob-dangling and slopped up Angel is grinning - she's not only won the game and associated prize money, but she also now has the remote control for Heather's vibrator and will shortly be using it at will for the hapless and defeated GILF's forthcoming wet and messy orgasm denial torture!

Meanwhile a succession of audience volunteers will also be 'helping' the lovely Heather out with her LOSER forfeit, teasing at her clit and nipples, 'checking' her butt plug hasn't come loose or stopped vibing Before either pieing her, tickling her or wanking off over her as they might happen to choose in the moment...

Any which option being fine of course, provided Heather continues to suffer!

And all of this is even after a giggling pair of speedo-clad stagehands have 'cleaned her up' with multiple buckets of cold water!

"So Heather" teases Lauren before the hapless, drenched and gasping GILF's ultimate wet and messy LOSER torture begins. Do you secretly think that you're going to enjoy the the endgame of your day out on Lauren's Wet and Messy Naughty Challenges?"

"Maybe" giggles Heather in uncertain nervous anticipation, a slightly terrified edge to her voice by now, "But I guess there's only one way to find out by now!!!"

"Exactly" confirms Naughty Lauren with a grin. "And you'll be *very* VERY much finding out in 3 2 1"

[Heather's clearly enjoying the attention, oh hell yes! Isn't she really, dear reader?! And I do hope that you're also enjoying this diversion if still also wondering about Poppy's ultimate sloppy fate and just what might finally happen to the gorgeous and goo-soaked Claire and Amanda]

Uh-oh...

A certain GILF is about to get very, very messy and sloppy

Not that this in any way a problem of course, for anyone perhaps but Heather...

Who is so soon completely and utterly absolutely obliterated in absolutely endless deluges of never-ending inbound custard pie, gasping and squealing and trying to fuck herself against her gigantic pussy-filling dildo within her infuriating restraints as gentleman after gentleman wanks themselves off above her lovely pie-covered GILF head, dumping pie after pie and bukkake load after bukkake load all over the silly little Heather!

The ever so recently sexy and classy lady is now screaming at both the tickling and sexual frustration even as her dear friend Angel stops her vibrating remote control dildo's contortions just short of orgasm yet again, the once graceful GILF that is Heather now tickled, vibed and pied to within an inch of her life, hot cum and pie filling dripping down her face, cheers and laughter ringing in her ears, but still - infuriatingly just not quite allowed to orgasm!

"Aaaaaarrrrggggh!!!" yowls the so normally pristine lady in despair, now utterly out of control and beyond the point of caring who captures her very clearly upcoming utterly wet and messy public humiliation, "Oh for fuck's sake please do just have mercy on me! I'm clearly just a complete and utter Naughty Challenge gunge whore by now, but for pity's sake please just let me cum!"
Which, happily, the slutty used-up cum and gunge whore GILF Heather finally will be allowed to do.

To her great delight.

Eventually...

Meanwhile...

Heather's dear and in no way gloating friend, the wickedly grinning Angel is now happily perched upon on her WINNER's throne, silver victory tiara on her, a hunky stagehand's head now interestingly between her legs, expertly delivering her the lovely BBW a gentle and sensuous WINNER licking out.

Ebony Angel is still a good kind friend, though - she's actually quite happy to finally let her dear little LOSER chum cum, if only Heather really pleads and begs for it, telling everyone in the audience just what a filthy slop slut she is, just a total and utter gunge whore who completely deserves her total and utter public trashing!

Ha!!!!

These two lovely bosom buddies really might have a thing or two to talk about at their next set of girlie GILFy cocktail drinks!

Although, to be fair, the pie and cum-soaked Heather does completely obey the victorious Angel's instructions in a way which will definitely be in no way sexily cringe-inducing and embarrassing for her to watch the recording back of later

"Come on!" Heather gasps hoarsely, absolutely begging by now in total and utter sexual desperation, drenched in pie and cum, two more gentleman now wanking yet more slop over her, "I really am a complete and utter gunge whore, I may have lost the stupid Naughty Challenge game, but I've secretly been horny and anticipating this for weeks, I'm a bad, bad, wicked old GILF who completely deserves absolutely everything that's happening to me, but for pity's sake, please just let me finally fucking climax!!!"

And, Heather's magic wish, at long, long last is finally granted...

In a way.

Because of course even the resolutions to the forfeits of Lauren's Naughty Challenges always have a hidden catch

As we shall see...

As the pillory finally snaps open!

And there is then the glorious sight of the so recently classy and elegant GILF suddenly freed and so desperate and horny that she doesn't even stop to think or even wipe her face clean of pie and cum, just frenetically starting to wank away at herself to hoots of laughter from the audience at her total abandonment to sensual pleasure as she both thrusts the still vibrating dildo in and out while also finger-fucking away at her clit and gasping and panting in purely animal sensuousness and delight...

And, of course being both blinded by pie after pie and the endless bukkake showers of cum juice, and assuming the audience are merely laughing and cheering at her ridiculous situation, the unfortunate and now gasping and panting and publicly orgasming Heather doesn't realise that this latest bout of crowd amusement is in fact due to the two stagehands creeping up behind her with the giant bucket of warm and yucky savoury gravy...

Delivered as she finally topples over the edge and climaxes completely!

Uh-oh...

It is nothing less than...

MID-ORGASMIC GILFY SAVOURY SPLATTERTIME!!!

Heather belated squeals of helpless pleasure suddenly turning to a shriek of horror as she's unexpectedly drenched in the sloppy brown liquid!

"AaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" shrieks the suddenly gravy-soaked GILF in horror, this latest indignity being even worse than the pies, pleading and endless ropes of facial cum!

But all the while she is still frantically fucking away herself, even the gravy not distracting the horny, teased and turned on GILF from this particular climax!

Even if it will be a 'slightly' embarrassing memory to recall come cold light of morning

"Thanks so much again for playing along with me today girlfriend!" teases Angel when Heather's finally, FINALLY finished, her own happy post-orgasmic glow and her grinning hunk's wet face confirming she is very much a squirter as her utterly trashed and fucked out friend finally expires on her back in her accumulated pool of goo and slop. "I hope that you've had as much fun as I've had!"

The gravy, pie and cum-soaked blob in the middle of the floor merely raises a single silent cussing fuck you finger of protest at this point, albeit while also noticeably still lightly massaging her throbbing pussy lips

Although, happily, not even Lauren being totally and completely evil, once Heather has finally finished shuddering and gasping she is eventually allowed a clean-up shower - the shower booth being wheeled out for her to scrub herself down and soap herself up in the middle of the stage, slowly wiping the layers and layers of accumulated slop from her satiated and fucked out body, rinsing her hair over and over again, at long last removing that cursed butt plug and the dildo from her rather well used and doubles throbbing crevices.

Eventually the trashed and fucked out Heather actually might soap and scrub herself almost halfway clean again - albeit on live TV and with every audience eye still upon her naked body!

Yes, there is definitely a very strange expression on the flushed and slightly smiling Heather's face as it slowly emerges from the layers and layers of accumulated goo and gunge. At a certain level she can clearly appreciate the applause, standing ovation and appreciative wolf-whistling she's receiving at great length from the audience, so very much appreciative of her sexy and gleaming body. There is, however, also the belated recognition that while she's just enjoyed one of the best orgasms of her life, she's now stark naked on a wet and messy gameshow stage having just been comically fucked out, humiliated, degraded and trashed on live TV!

Wah...

Wah...

Wah...

Still, Heather can always come back and try for revenge on Angel next week, can't she?

If she's willing to risk what remains of her dignity yet again...

But speaking of mature, classy and elegant ladies, this interlude is now complete - and Amanda and Claire are no doubt still enjoying their gunge tank fuckathons, but what of Poppy, still perched publicly masturbating and rather sexily frustrated in her own way on her tiny swing above the slime?

Please do read on to find out...

[Go on - grant me this one, it was a good diversion in the end, wasn't it? And Heather and Angel were surely worth the wet and messy meeting!]

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Next chapter: Milf dunk #3

So now, at last it is finally Sloppy Poppy's turn at the MILF dunk!

The naked, horny and BBW is by now clearly absolutely desperate for her dunking as the cameras skip back to her, panting and edging on her seat above the goo, actually rocking backwards and forwards on her swing as she continues to finger wank herself while also jealously watching the shapely Claire and shy Amanda continue to fuck away in the goo, each thrust into Amanda's gorgeous behind or lick at Claire's well-used pussy only turning the lovely kinky BBW Irish lady on the more

Indeed, when Lauren's special Naughty Challenge Pussy Cam zooms in for the close-up between Poppy's well-spread legs, it is very, very apparent that both her bush and the seat beneath her are now very, VERY wet with pussy juice! For some reason or other this particular naughty MILF seems to be rather aroused right now!

"Well then Poppy" smiles Lauren from alongside the gunge tank, very much enjoying this final piece of the setup, a grunting and gasping Amanda half in shot behind her, the so-recently classy Englishwoman now rocking energetically back and forth in a slime pit whilst clearly also taking it up the bumhole from behind, "Are you finally ready for it?!"

"Oh God" gasps Poppy almost hysterically, her finger-fucking reaching a frantic crescendo as she speaks, "That would definitely be a yes, yes and motherfucking YES!!!! I have been motherfucking ready for this for YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!!"

"Well then" says Lauren, clearly happy to have so willing a victim yet again, "In which case, for the third and final occasion today, it is once again time to"

"DUNK THAT MILF!!!" dutifully chant the audience on cue.

Beat.

There is just time to see the flushed and cumming Poppy pause her finger-fucking and bite her lip in complete and utter sexual glee and orgasmic pre-gunging anticipation before

KAPOW!!!

Poppy's seat collapses and...

BOING!!!

She lands headfirst on the slime chute, actually bouncing up into mid-air to take a giant bellyflop down into the form and slime!

WOOOOMPH!!!

THIRD AND FINAL SUPER SEXY MILFY SPLATTERTIME!!!

Cheers and hoots of laughter once again ring out as the topless BBW cheerleader vanishes down beneath the gunge, her dunking actually forceful enough to send tidal waves of slime and foam splashing over the still fucking Claire, Amanda and their lucky partners, not that any of the mucky foursome seem to be put off their shagging strokes at all!

And then...

Old pro that she is, Poppy deliberately remains face down floating in the multi-coloured gunge, the further ceiling slime downpour comically splattering all over her upturned bottom!

"Oh dear" chuckles Lauren, as the gorgeous Irish MILF's grinning husband wades out through the gunge to finally indulge in his victory fucking, "It looks like the lovely Poppy has gone and got herself a little bit messy..."

Not that, again, she's particularly objecting or complaining...

When Poppy finally surfaces, the look of total ecstasy on her face as she slicks back her silver hair is something to behold, particularly when mere seconds later she is grabbing the base of her lucky husband's cock with one hand while licking away at the tip of it, clearly loving the taste of gunge and foam as much as the taste of cock!

Although, unfortunately, or possibly fortunately, Poppy's husband shares his spouse's wicked sense of humour. And he very much knows that while his chubby wife does live to give a good blow job, she also might be stalling a little to allow herself time to recover from her recent massive public orgasm

Nice try, but FAIL!!!

Which is why, moments later, the grinning and giggling Poppy is flat on her back in the shallow end of the slime pit, her custard, pie and gunge-soaked husband energetically nailing her over and over again!

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh" she shrieks in sheer delight and glee, already climaxing again while also knowing the pounding will continue until her partner eventually cums as well.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"I think that someone might be having fun" chuckles Lauren into the camera. "I hope that she'll think that her day out across the Irish Sea was ultimately worth her journey!"

"Oh God YESS!!!!" howls Poppy, "Yes, YES AND YESSSSSS again, definitely, definitely, definitely sign me up for next week and indeed next series too!!! Please, please, please have me back again!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

And...

So...

We close with kinky Claire still lost in the middle of her gungey 69, Amanda and her lucky partner now locked into an epic slimey date night snogathon, her tights wrapped around his arse, his spent but rapidly recovering dick still flapping around inside of her, and the insatiable and squealing Poppy now holding up a laminated sign of her naked socials as her husband continues to frantically pound away at her!

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[But, of course, this isn't quite the ending is it, dear reader - like in any good gunging, there really is always just a little bit more!]

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Next chapter: The epilogue, a final wet and messy trashing

"And so" smiles Lauren suggestively to the cameras, once all of the applause has finally died down and all six 'WINNERs' have finally stopped fucking, snogging, panting, gasping, shuddering and shaking in the slop pit, all three women now finally as messy as their spouses. "That more or less ends this week's edition of 'Lauren's Naughty Challenges' the wet and messy challenge show where *everyone* gets gunged and fucked"

Hey up!

Hello...

And is that last line rather a hint at something more perchance?

It is rather striking that as the lovely Lauren is speaking, she is stripping off her already skimpy clothing and stagehands are rushing around behind her - erecting a giant wobbly plank out above the deep end of the MILF dunk!

OH HELL YES!!!

CELEBRITY SLIMETIME CLEARLY BECKONS

And, in due course, to rapturous applause, The gorgeous, fit and nubile Lauren sashays out along the gunge tank, now totally naked but for necklace and expensive heels, her high and tanned breasts swaying, a faint slither of hair around her pussy, her lithe body toned and sexy, cupping up her perfect titties and blowing kisses the to the crowd, very much enjoying the eyes of the audience upon her perfect and (for now) clean body.

"Well then" chuckles the beautiful hostess into one camera as the infamous Naughty Challenge Pussy Cam takes the inevitable close-ups of her bare vagina lips. "I think you all know what happens now..."

And the cameras abruptly zoom out to reveal a large pink dildo hanging from a wire in the ceiling just out of reach of the plank

As Lauren suddenly runs forward on her heels, bouncing down the plank and leaping forwards into the air. Grabbing the dildo and then plunging abruptly downwards towards the MILF dunk!

OH HELL YES AGAIN!!!

IT'S NOW EVEN SUPER SEXY SPLATTERTIME FOR THE ULTIMATE SEXY GAMESHOW HOSTESS!!!

The crowd go wild as Lauren vanishes completely beneath the surface of the slop, high heels now comically left floating on the surface of the goo, gunge, foam and slime exploding everywhere!

"I've been Lauren" gasps the slop-soaked compere as she eventually surfaces, wiping at her face with one hand as she thrusts away with the other, dildo clearly already in use as the credits start to roll and all six contestants approach her in the mess pit, each one now bearing two large and sloppy custard pies by way of their gratitude for their in no way degrading, embarrassing or highly enjoyable gameshow experience. "And as truly *everyone* has now been finally gunged and fucked, I'll see you all next week for further Naughty Challenges - and so come on then, pie me as I cum you filthy motherfuckers!"

And, of course, they do!

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" squeals Lauren from somewhere within the gungey pie explosion, mouth open and gasping despite the slop as she strokes as well as pussy pounds herself! "Oh yes, YES, YES! I love it, I love it, I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!"

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

"Oh My GODDDD!!!" squeals Lauren as she climaxes, Poppy holding her tight from behind, massaging at her tits as the previously demure Amanda thirstily kisses the cumming blonde celebrity on the lips while Claire cheekily uses the floating pie trays to scoop yet more goo over the three of them. "Did I ever say how much I really fucking love my fucking stupid job.!?!"

THE END!!!

[Thank you to the reddit associate and their lady friends for the chat which inspired some of this story.

Normally I'd close by saying I'm zoning out for a bit now, but I've realised, like the classic aging cop or ex-con, I somehow always get sucked back in...

Go on, if you enjoyed any of this further load of pointless online crap, please do leave a comment or send me a message, tell me which characters from this or other stories you want to hear more about, and one day if you're lucky you may well be rewarded ].