Jade's breath caught in her throat as Sam pressed against her back, her warm breath tickling her ear as she pulled off the blindfold.
"Happy anniversary, love" Sam whispered seductively. Jade tried to hide her disappoint as she saw the old theatre before her with circus posters. She had imagined a romantic dinner with her girlfriend for their one year anniversary, not spending the evening with a bunch of hyperactive children. Sensing her apprehension, Sam simply asked her to trust her. Relenting, the pair went inside and were led to front row seats by the usher.
Jade was regretting the effort she had put in for her surprise date. She had taken the day off work to to get her hair coloured and styled, and had spent over an hour getting her makeup just right, from the smoky eyes to the seductive red lipstick. Sam had told her to wear something sexy, and Jade had listened, feeling scandalous. She wore a strapless black lace bustier instead of a shirt, with a leather jacket and paired it with a black pencil skirt which had an outrageously high split. Beneath this, she wore the red thong and stockings that drove her girlfriend wild. In the car, this outfit had felt thrilling, but as she looked at the damp seat before her, the thrill was fading.
What Jade soon discovered, though, that this was no ordinary circus, but an adult circus. Scantily clad men and women performed for the enraptured audience, with everything from burlesque to acrobatics. Jade was shocked by how erotic the performances were, even in their moments of levity. She had been particularly nervous when a clown had come on stage, but he had mercifully focused his attention of a ballerina in a see-through leotard. She had danced into the clown's ladder, knocking a tin of paint over herself. The clown had feigned annoyance and begun painting her with a loaded brush. As he worked the brush between her legs and across her breasts, Jade had squirmed in her seat. By the end of the clown's skit, the girl was covered in paint and pies and Jade felt like she could barely breathe.
"I think you enjoyed that" Sam whispered in her ear, but Jade pretended she hadn't heard her.
The show only had ten minutes left when the clown marched back out, followed by a female clown.
"Hello again, ladies and gents! This is my partner, Slip. She insisted that she come out to meet you all tonight, didn't you Slip?"
"That's right, Slop. You see, I've just opened my brand new salon, and I need someone from the audience to be my first customer!" The room suddenly became very tense as people slid down in their seats. Sam grinned as Jade tried to look anywhere but the stage, until a spotlight suddenly warmed her face.
"Perfect! Up you get!" Slip proclaimed, grabbing Jade's hand and pulling her up the stairs to the stage as the audience breathed a sigh of relief and clapped. Jade glared at her laughing girlfriend, vowing revenge. She hated being the centre of attention, and was terrified of what these clowns would do. Slip and Slop came either side of her, each holding an elbow as the led her towards a salon chair. Before they sat her down, they tugged off her jacket, leaving her in just the bustier. She heard whistles from the audience, especially from Sam. Unbeknownst to Jade, they had also slipped a custard pie onto the chair.
They pushed her down so she sat in the pie forcefully and went bright red. She cringed as she felt the cool custard soaking into her thin skirt and coating the backs of her thighs. While her attention was on the pie, the clowns strapped each wrist to the chair, making her heart pound even more.
"So Slip, what's first?"
"Have you never done a spa day, Slop? It's facial first!" Jade's eyes went wide as the clowns picked up two thick cream pies. Ignoring her panicked protests, they stood on either side of her and slammed the pies on either side of her head, before Slip smeared a sloppy chocolate cream pie across her face. Jade could only think about all the money and effort that had gone into her hair and makeup for tonight as she spat out pie crust.
"I think it's time for a hair wash" Slop proclaimed as the audience laughed.
"Absolutely, Slop! But first, we need to make sure we don't get anything on that top. Well, she forgot to put on a top, didn't she, ladies and gents?" the crowd laughed and cheered again as Jade's embarrassment grew. Embarrassment turned to horror, though, as she felt Slip deftly undoing her bustier and pulling it off of her. The spotlight burnt her naked chest as the crowd went wild. She soon felt two creamy pies being smeared gently over her breasts, and was surprised to feel her humiliation turn to arousal as her nipples hardened.
"Just enjoy it" Slip whispered in her ear, as she felt Jade's change in attitude.
Turning back to the crowd, Slip first held up a jug of raw eggs which she soon poured over Jade's once-perfect hair. Slop began massaging the eggs into her scalp and Jade had to fight the urge to moan. Slop then poured chocolate sauce over her head, with Slip now massaging the mess into her hair. Just as Jade's arousal was becoming obvious to the audience, Slop pulled put out her skirt and thong, pouring in melted ice cream.
The audience howled with laughter as Jade gasped and screamed at the coldness. Slop shrugged with a grin: "You needed a cool down!"
Slip then turned to the audience, focusing on Sam.
"Who thinks we should finish with a couples massage?"