Caterina was walking on the boardwalk to her hostess shift wanting to call out, but hoping for some tips. She wore her hair long and full with pink lipgloss for the Friday regulars. Before she reaches the pub, she gets scouted by a mischievously handsome man with a twinkle in his eye who asks her if she wants a gig on his game show where contestants complete dares for money. He wore a headset and asked for her permission to start filing as they talked. "I'm Henry. Walk with me." Caterina dreaded her shift and perked at the sound of an easier paycheck and replied, "I'll hear you out we can film while you show me around." The camera crew behind him grinned mischievously and looked eager and they walked into a dressing room where she was written a check for $1,000. The dressing room was full of bright makeup mirrors, satin oversized jumpsuits, corsets, collars, ruffles, tights, and garish wigs and boots. Caterina's cheeks turn bright red and her body tingles with nerves.

"This season is circus themed," Henry explained smiling. He smirked, "think Ringling Brothers mixed but with cheeky audience and voter call-ins."
"Let's see--our ballerina outfit is on another set--you'll have to be a pierrot."

Caterina gets pulled into the makeup chair and gets a full face of white paint w rings high over her eyes teardrops from her eyes and two skinny eyebrows high on her forehead. Her lips are painted red into a large pout and her lashes like a doll. A rubber red nose and a satin oversized collar finish her look. "Your hair is too long and thick for a wig, we will leave it down and add another collar." This collar has a leash with a horn attached. She blushes. She slips on stripped tights and latex oversized Mary Jane's after putting on a colorful satin romper piece that puffs out at her arms and thighs. They throw a corset on to tighten her in and lead her to the stage.

A live audience and three fit male clowns are waiting--with a dinner table and chair. the contestant must make it through all three courses to win their prize money. Behind the table there are three curtains. "Caterina, this is first course. We have your meal and your fate is in the audience's hands. Every curtain has a number 0, 3, 5.
Our first course is a sweet treat today and it is a banana pudding filled cool whip layered pie a mountain high. On the cream sat ribbons of chocolate and strawberry syrup, 3 bananas and a single cherry.
which door you choose you must accept the number of pies behind the door. The audience gets to vote if we show you mercy or double the amount. If a double is voted, one lucky audience member gets to deliver you the pies. Caterina's heart was beating so fast, and she was intrigued at what this would feel like. Being dolled up in full clown and submitted to humiliation was a rush and nobody recognized her painted face. The doors are shuffled and she chooses the second one. It reads 3. The host turns to the audience and asks "double or spare her?" They unanimously shout double and a man from the first row gets whisked onstage by the clowns. They pull Caterina by the leash to the chair and place the first pie in front of her. The clowns tie her hands to the chair handles. The clown tells the audience member to give Caterina the pie and first he takes the bananas and pushes two down her front and the third in her cleavage. Then his hand grasps a ponytail of hair on the back of her head pushes her into the pie and by her hair circles her faces around the cream. He pulls her by the hair out of the pie and she's engulfed. The second pie is handed over and he pours it down Caterina's romper, where it pools and fills up her bra from the corset. The next two pies are face planted and smeared over her bangs for a tin hat. The fifth is pressed down on the top of Caterina's head-covering her long brown hair. All five cherries are gently plopped on top of her head. There is one last pie and it's slammed on the back of her head and piles high on her collar. Caterina was bright red under her makeup. She was engulfed and it felt good. The audience laughs and cheers.
Caterina is then untied and walked back to the three curtains for round 2.

"Out next course is a spin on the fondue and the amount of cherries that our volunteers lands on your face is the amount of ingredients we need. Pick a door for his cherry amount to throw at you" Caterina chose door one and the number five revealed. She groaned. "Audience double or spare?" There were only a few doubles this time and the crowd voted spare. She was relieved but this meant the clowns delivered her course to her. The four sauces were caramel, chocolate, condensed milk, honey, and a giant bowl of marshmallows. The clowns ask for her leash and walk her to the marshmallow bowl and tell her to sit in it. She obeys and it's weirdly comfortable. One clown picks up the honey and starts pouring in down her chest. Her suit is blown up and dripping down. He pours it in her shoes and in her gloves. The next clown take chocolate sauce and squirts it all over her like she is a sundae. The caramel is next and is skirted down her strands of hair and down her back. Finally, one of the clowns picks up the condensed milk and takes off her clown nose then pours it over her face. It's glossy and thick. They out her nose back on for her and wipe her eyes. She opens them to see the audience looking embarrassed fir her and pointing. She wonders what the last course will be and hope she gets a 0.

the clowns tell her to roll around in the marshmallows to clean off before they can put her leash back on. She does and they feel soft and comforting as they stick to her and take off some mess. They towel dry her hair and pull on a rainbow clown wig and put an oversized clown suit over her filled up outfit. She is taken by the leash to the stocks next to a big table of fluffy cakes. She is told one last time to pick a curtain and the will be the number of guest that can come up and get three chances to cake you as they please. Caterina chooses door three and is shown the number 3.There is no double option in round three because it is guaranteed audience participation.
She get placed in the stocks and the first guest is a soft spoken businessman who looks like he feels sorry for her. He picks up a tiramisu and takes off her shoes and tells her to step in it. She does and submerges her fishnet feet in the cake. It's soft and feels good. He eats a bite of tiramisu off her declines his other turns and tells her he's sorry and would love to make up for it after she wraps up filming. Caterina smiles. The next guest is a the camera man who says he will use all three turns and picks up a Boston cream pie and takes off Caterina's clown wig, let her hair down and pushes it down in her head like a hat. He leaves it and lets the cream drip down her hair. Then he picks up a buttercream and pushes it up in her face. It's thick and layered. His third turn is used by opening her suit and pushing a cake into her bottom before putting her suit back on.

The final guest was the host, Henry who laughed and said, " if you pass this--you win your check and an offer to be a guest host on our show. deal?"
"Deal." Caterina said. He picks up two sheet cakes and wraps them around the head like a helmet. Then he put a cake into the clown wig as if it were a pie tin. With the cake still in it he places the wig back on her head while cake squeezes out of it, down her hair. finally his third turn he tells her she is allowed out to finish her final course at the table. She waddles over; outfit full of dessert, and a cake is placed on her chair to sit in. She sits and smashes it down and is given the final cake by Henry. It's a princess cake w a quart of heavy whipped cream and a soft angel food and jelly inside. It looks delicious. He tells her exactly how to self cake and she follows: picking it up and hugging it around her face and side of her head. He tells her to sweep it up on top of her head and she obeys. The horn is honked in her leash and she walked up to give a bow to the audience and receive her clowns handshake: tipping her into a barrel of whipped cream and wheeling her off the stage. Henry winks at her and tells her to hit the shower and come back next week.