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MuckyMaiden
14 days ago
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A toe dipped back in
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At the risk of sounding like a confessional, it has been 3 years since I last covered myself in food. Moving house, changing job, lots of real life things got in my way and I started to forget about all things WAM Until one day, browsing a generic adult web site, as all good girls do, I came across an image of someone head to toe in gloop and clearly loving it. I wonder if my old UMD account is still active? You know it is, thank the gods of leisurely data deletion, or kinky UMD admins, whichev...   Read
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