"Are you serious?"

"Yes."

"You expect us to dance... on this?"

"Pretty much."

"Would you like to perhaps explain at least why?"

Wyatt let out a small groan from the two couples that agreed to help him with a skit he planned out. He would of had one more couple, but they were currently elsewhere at the moment. Unfortunately, the couples gave too many questions when they saw the set. Granted he could discuss what the whole deal was... but he rather wouldn't.

Wyatt is a beautiful young adult who asked the couples to do a small favor for them: perform in this skit he created... or rather he saw online and wanted to recreate it. The skit was a ballroom dance competition. And Wyatt did tell them to dress their best which is why they had on tuxedos. Wyatt himself dressed up in a nice pristine suit. He wore a black suit jacket, a white dress shirt underneath, a black tie, black slacks, over the calf socks and dress shoes for his "host" occupation for the night. What Wyatt fell to mention... is was what they would be dancing on.

A custard covered dancefloor.

"Look, I get you have many questions. But you can get them answered... after we tape. Got it?"

The two couples gave their significant other a glance before reluctantly agreeing to save the questions for the host. Wyatt had already sent scripts to them handing so they knew what to do. He DID however get confirmation from one of the four couples he asked that they would be making a video for him, so he wouldn't be at a totally lost...

The setting was already set up. In the center was the custard covered dance floor, on the sides were circular tables with two chairs, and a judging table in front of the dance floor with three chairs and "judges." Said judges were all men at least in their forties. They had on white tuxedo shirts, vests, bow ties, along with black tuxedo tail jackets, slacks, red cuff links, black dress socks, and dress shoes. They fit the bill completely... for being judges though. How Wyatt hired them, no one knows.
...

"Welcome everyone to the 1st annual ballroom custard competition!" Wyatt started off with a microphone in his right hand. "I'm your host, Wyatt! And these are your judges!" He introduced them, before explaining the competition.

"Since this is the first time, allow me to demonstrate how this competition. It's a simple dance competition. You choose the type of dancing you plan to do for example waltz and dance on the custard. But be warned! While you dance, you may receive some "improvements" to your attire. But I digress. And without further ado...

Let us begin!"

"First up we have... Brandon and Leon!"

Brandon is a handsome man with a Hispanic with slight tanned skin tone, black hair and violet colored eyes. He has on a blue tuxedo jacket, white tuxedo shirt, a corresponding blue bow tie and navy blue slacks. His dress socks though were black and he wore black patent leather dress shoes. His boyfriend and dance partner is Leon, a Caucasian with brown hair and hazel eyes. He had on a blue tux like his partner, but slightly resembled a camouflage theme. Everything else he wore was almost identical to Brandon's: the tuxedo shirt, bow tie, slacks, dress socks and dress shoes. Brandon did have a habit of wanting them to match what they wore.

Leaving their table, they arrived on the custard covered floor, mucking their black dress shoes up as they strode onto the dance floor. The duo was slightly annoyed with the idea of ruining their footwear, but ignored it the best they could. They were dancing to the waltz with Leon leading. The waltz was a bit hard to perform, Leon and Brandon were slipping almost every step they took. Brandon fell first on his back, getting custard on his tux. Leon offered him a hand but slipped himself. Landing on his front side, the custard was applied to his white tuxedo shirt and blue camo tux jacket. Their slacks were also coated themselves. They were able to stand, getting up and determined to finish the dance. Wyatt's little "add-ons" began to take into effect. Custard was flung onto the couple, drenching them with their various streaks, stains, and gunges.

The music eventually stopped just as the couple finished. But they were completed custard covered.

Brandon and Leon's handsome faces and combed hair was now soggy form the various drenching they took. The custard ran through their respective hair and dripped onto their attire. The blue tuxedo jackets, white tuxedo shirts, and bow ties -the latter being crooked when they took impacts face first- were no longer their respective colors, now being stained with yellow. The condiments made their slacks smeared in the contents as well, the dress socks and dress shoes they wore no longer black and felt filled with custard themselves.

The judges gave their opinions and scores: 8, 5, and 7 which led to them to getting a 20. But the judges themselves had some splotches of custard along their chest. Nothing to noticeable though.

"Well, after that messy waltz it can be safe to say that Brandon and Leon are the ones to beat. Even though they are one of the two couples," Evan announced while muttering the last part. "Can the other couple beat them? Let's find out...

So, give it up for Jayden and Sidney!"

Jayden is a cute Caucasian with grey colored eyes and dirty blonde hair. He currently has on a gray-black colored tuxedo jacket with his white tuxedo shirt with a red bow tie at its collar. The brunette adorned black slacks to match his black dress socks and dress shoes. His dance partner and boyfriend is Sidney. Sidney is Caucasian with who has brown hair with some golden highlights and black eyes. Like the first couple, they were sort of matching. He wore a similar the same tuxedo jacket color, dress shirt, slacks, dress socks and dress shoes, but had on a black bow tie, unlike his lover. But nonetheless, they were a cute couple.

Like before, the couple left their table, headed over onto the dance floor, mucking up their dress shoes, but they found it rather pleasant. They arrived and the music for the tango began, with Jayden leading. Also like the couple before them, dancing was hard for them. They slipped numerous times, drenching their attire in the custard completely. Jayden was the first to fall, landing on his front and tainting his tux with the dessert. Jayden actually proceeded to roll around in the mess, Sidney joining after in being pulled in as he tried to help. They did get to their feet eventually, but not before trashing their attire completely (while there were bulges in their slacks).

The two lovers were like their fellow competitors: but in a more drenched appeal, considering they played in it. Jayden and Sidney's hair were filled with custard. It dripped down their formerly black and grey colored tuxedos, shirt and jacket. Their bow ties weren't crooked but gained the yellow substance. Their slacks -while tented- had custard smeared along them, the black dress socks and dress shoes they had wore were completely covered themselves. But they still stood, waiting for the results.

The judges, now even more mucked up from custard, gave their opinions. A 5, 8, and 2 created a 15. Not enough, but Jayden and Sidney took it.

"Well, due to the lack of competitors, it seems as if Brandon and Leon have won! Come here men, you have won the 1st annual ballroom custard competition!" Wyatt congratulated to them.

The winners obliged, still immersed in the contents, and gave a smile on their dripping faces. Jayden and Sidney gave an applause, the judges as well.

"Now everyone to the floor! So we can say goodbye! Hopefully you will want to join us eventually too!"

Wyatt, the two couples, and the three judges made their way onto the floor. Since Wyatt and the judges were not on the floor before the shoes shared the same fate as the competitors shoes. Once they all were in the center, Wyatt pressed a button...

Causing a deluge of custard to be blasted straight at the seven men. The rush was instant, smothering them in all. Wyatt and the judges were smothered most, due to not being drenched before hand, so the couples only received add-ons to their already covered tuxedos. The deluge went off about five times, each splash leaving a stain on their attire as a whole.

The judges had now gained muck among their attire. Their established tuxedos now reeked of custard. The dessert rolled of their attire, from their tail jackets, bow ties and vests to their slacks, dress socks and dress shoes. They had kept a monotone face during each impact they had taken.

Wyatt, in the other hand, was in the center of each blasts, taking them head on. The custard messed his brown hair, dripping down to his handsome face. The white dress shirt, black suit jacket and tie became creamed all the way down. His slacks now sported various residue from the dessert and filled his black dress shoes, making the black otc dress socks soggy. But he was pleased nonetheless with the results of his skit.

The host loved the idea of splattering contestants in formal attire, so hopefully this would help him get more competitors and drench them...

Within reason of course.