One day I was off from work just laying around in bed watching TV, and the Jenny Jones show came on and the topic was Bizarre Fetishes.
There was a man on the show who called himself Pie Face Mike.
He enjoyed women only, throwing cream pies in his face. great for parties.
My heart nearly lept out of my chest.
Suddenly I didn't feel so alone in the world.
At the end of the show a Super Large Cream Pie presented itself in the hands of a female audience member, and Jenny Jones took the pie from her and approached Pie Face Mike on the stage saying, "Ohhh my my my, look what we have here! It's a PIE!!! Does somebody want this PIE???"
The set up for hitting Mike in the face with the pie had my heart racing and I was so turned on.
I was kind of hoping that Jenny Jones would really let him have it forcefully in the face, but she just walked up to him, put an arm around his shoulders and proceeded to gently
smear the Large Cream Pie in Mike's face.
Jenny did smear it around really well and up on top of his bald head where she left the pie pan sitting like a hat.
I was beside myself, my mouth open in amazement, and I wanted so desperately for that to be me.
I wanted all those people laughing at me and my embarrassing Cream Pie humiliation!
Oh, how I wanted it so badly, to be made a fool of and laughed at as I suffered my Cream Pie in the Face Humiliation!
Mike had the courage to embrace his Cream Pie Fetish; I began to think
that maybe I could too.

I wanted it to be me up on that stage, dressed in Rubber and Vinyl, getting Cream Pied by Jenny Jones, but not with just one Cream Pie.
I wanted dozens upon dozens of Cream Pies.
I wanted every woman in the studio audience to come up on stage and cream pie me!
I wanted to be completely covered!
The thought of a woman unbuckling, unzipping and pulling my Rubber pants down and mischievously putting cream pies in my Rubber underpants got me so HOT, I started masterbating. I wanted to orgasm and cum thinking about it!

Looking at Jenny's smile and watching the enjoyment she got from smearing the cream pie in Mike's face really turned me on, and I wanted the same thing to happen to me. badly!
It was important to me that the woman wanted to cream pie me, that she was enthusiastic and having fun; happy to dish out some humiliation to another person and not feel guilty about what they were doing to their target. their victim.
I loved seeing that happy mischievous look on a woman's face when she's excited and eager about getting the chance to put a cream pie in someone's face.
I had seen that look on actors' faces in TV shows even though they were supposed to be playing it straight in character.
You could still see the smile they were trying to hide as they cream pied their co-star.
Even if their faces were turned away from the camera angle, you could still read the body language. The positive fun body language.
That was and is, and will always be, a Huge Turn-On for me!
There's nothing worse (to a person like me) than an unwilling participant, who is shy and feels guilty about hitting someone in the Face with a Cream Pie.
They are hesitant and timid about it.
They just barely push the cream pie on your face, not wanting to mess up your hair or clothes, and then they're apologetic for doing it to you.
That is a complete turn off!
A complete turn on is someone who violently and viciously messes you up as best they can. and they laugh at the fact that they just humiliated you and messed up your image.

I desperately wanted to know the feeling of being dressed up to the nines, looking handsome and sexy in my shiny black Rubber clothing and shiny black Vinyl Raincoat and an eager, excited, dominant woman humiliating me with a cream pie, smearing it into, and all over my face, and the cream pie mess getting on my shiny clothes.
I wanted to know that feeling behind closed doors.
Personal and intimate.
I also longed to hear the sound of people laughing at me as I was being made a fool of; my perfect and clean shiny image being besmirched and ruined with the cream pie. and then I wanted more cream pies, completely destroying me and my rubber and vinyl look, as people in public or a studio audience looked on at me being humiliated.
I was actually scared to death of that happening in real life, but the thought of it happening to me, turned me on something fierce and worked me up to the point of complete helplessness to satisfy my desire.
It didn't make any sense to me, but it's what I wanted.
I desired and longed for it, because the orgasms I had, fantasizing about it were so powerfulit was like a drug I was addicted to, and I couldn't get enough of it in my head.
Dressing up and hitting myself in the face with a Cream Pie was good
But being dressed up and someone else hitting me in the face with a Pie would be phenomenally better.
I didn't want to hide my Pie fetish from Kristi anymore.
I wanted to bring my Pie in the Face fantasy into reality.
I was tired of secretly cream pieing myself behind Kristi's back while she was at work.
I wanted her to cream pie me, but I was terrified of what she might think.
She had always seen me as the dominant one.
If I shared my Pie in the Face Fetish with her, she was going to see me in my most submissive state, and I was afraid she would think less of me as a man.

I was afraid of the consequences if my Cream Pie Fetish upset her.
Kristi saw me as a tough punk rock guy.
Everyone did, it was their image of me.
But I was more than that.
I had layers, and Kristi was cool with those layers.
She loved the fact that my favorite color was hot pink.
She bought me a hot pink rubber French maid dress for my birthday one year because it was something that I loved and I wanted her to wear it for me, but she hated pink and turned the tables on me.
She told me that if I loved that hot pink French maid dress so much, then I could wear it for her.
I agreed in a heartbeat, she got off on me doing that for her.
It didn't take away from my masculinity, it just reinforced the fact that I would submit to her whims and it wasn't all about me.
That got her off and turned her on.
It made us equal.
She really liked the fact that I could be her personal sexual toy and she could boss me around.
She absolutely loved seeing me in her clothes and specifically that hot pink rubber dress.
That facet of our relationship had already been established.
It was still within the boundaries of what was acceptable and kinky.
I had control of myself with my Leather, Vinyl, and Rubber Fetish.
My cream pie in the face fetish was uncontrollable.
In my own eyes it turned me from an in control dominant person, into a weak and needy person craving humiliation to get off.
Kristi wanted and desired a real man.
I was afraid that if I showed her the Cream Pie in the Face side of me, that it would wreck her image of who I was, that she knew and loved.

I didn't want her to break up with me thinking I was a Pie in the Face Freak, telling her family and friends about my Cream Pie in the Face perversion.
She was after all a very strong willed and confident person herself.
That's what I loved about her.
I could easily see her not understanding my cream pie fetish and breaking up with me because of it.
Suddenly I would be weird to her, and not the tough masculine man that she knew and fell in love with.
If she did in fact break up with me and decide to mock me behind my back in front of her friends and family, word of my fetish would spread and I would be the laughing stock of every single person I knew.
I didn't want to be ridiculed for my sexuality if in fact, she decided to share my Pie fetish with other people in a negative way.
Oh, but the desire to feel Kristi Cream Pie me was so overwhelming, I had to take a chance and tell her how I felt.

I knew the orgasms would be the greatest ones I had ever felt in my life.
I could see her in my mind, having the same enthusiasm about hitting me in the face with cream pies, as she did making me put on a hot pink rubber dress.
I had to take the chance and tell her, but I was so afraid of doing it, I was looking for any possible buffer to my dilemma.
That buffer was Kristi's mother Linda.

I knew that something like this should be shared with my girlfriend. My sexual partner. but being that open and vulnerable with Kristi made me nervous.
There was a safer option.
I could tell and explain my Cream Pie Fetish to her mother Linda, and see what she thought about it first.

I knew Linda would listen and be understanding of my embarrassing, secret desire of wanting to be Cream Pied in the face.
She would probably laugh at me a little at first, who wouldn't, but I knew that in the end she would take me seriously.
She would know what to do and coach me and help me with this conundrum.

If telling Kristi about my Cream Pie Fetish was a bad idea in Linda's opinion; she wouldn't out me to her daughter.
Linda would keep it to herself.
Also Linda would more than likely, offer to Pie me herself, just because it was something that I wanted so badly to happen to me, and just like the Purple Vinyl trench coat, it would be our little secret.
And who knew, Linda might actually wind up really enjoying hitting me in the Face with Cream Pies!!!!
But it just wouldn't be the same without Kristi doing it to me because of the Sex!!!!
I wanted Cream Pies and Sex!!!!

I knew Kristi openly talked to her mother about our relationship and the Rubber Fetish games we played in the bedroom, so I knew Linda would be comfortable helping me when it came to telling, or NOT telling Kristi about it.
If Linda had any reservations about Kristi's attitude or acceptance of my cream pie in the face fetish, she would work on her own daughter.
And she would do it on my behalf, to get Kristi to see things about it in a positive light.
Linda knew how to manipulate people, and not in a bad way.
She was the master at persuasion and coaxing others to get what she wanted.
It was a talent, and her personality was such that it was nearly impossible for anyone to deny her.
Linda was special and I loved her dearly.

No matter what happened, I knew my Cream Pie secret was safe with Linda.
She wouldn't tell anyone within the circle of people that we all knew, my secret, just to hurt and humiliate me in a bad way.
(I have to say though, Linda got off on embarrassing me and humiliating me in front of strangers in public later on, and that was in a good way, because she knew that embarrassing and humiliating me was part of my fetish that I desired and wanted, and she understood that.
Oh, how that woman could make me blush in front of people, embarrassing and humiliating me in the best way, and have me wanting more of her doing it to me!)
Only one thing was keeping me from telling Linda about my secret Cream Pie desires.
I was shy about telling her that a Cream Pie in my face when I was wearing rubber and vinyl clothing physically made me orgasm.
Telling her that would basically equate to me saying..
"Women throwing Cream Pies in my Face when I am wearing Rubber and Vinyl makes me cum in my Rubber pants.
Will you hit me in the Face with a Cream Pie and make me cum in my Rubber pants?"
Not something you want to say or project to your future mother-in-law.
Linda would be fine with the fact that Cream Pies in my face turned me on and sexually excited me.
She knew that Leather, Vinyl and Rubber clothing was a sexual turn on for me and it never bothered her, in fact she liked to tease me about my Rubber Fetish quite often.
Linda would make subtle funny comments if she noticed that I had an erection when I was wearing Rubber or Vinyl pants.
She was well aware that when I was wearing Rubber, Vinyl and Leather, that it made me horny.
For whatever reason that never bothered her at all.
She found it amusing.
I think that maybe she related to me in that aspect because she loved wearing her Leather.
I think she was sexually excited when she put on and wore her leather outfitsshe just didn't have a "soldier" standing at attention in her leather pants alerting everyone around her to her state of mind or demeanor.
I of course was a man and could not hide my sexual excitement.
I really did want to share my Cream Pie in the Face Fetish with her, but.
I just didn't want her knowing or witnessing me orgasm when I got a Cream Pie in my face.
Oh!!!
The burning desire to tell someone...anyone..
and quit hiding in the CREAM PIE closet, was urgently pressing on me.
Should I dare to pay a prostitute from Rossville Boulevard to Pie me????
No, that wasn't an option.
If I got caught and went to jail there would be even more explaining to do.

My hormones consumed me and probably clouded my judgment.
I had to do something, I felt it was time.
Pie Face Mike had the courage to be himself.
It was about time I had the courage to be myself too.

I decided then and there that somehow, someway I was going to tell Kristi about my Cream Pie Fetish.
I decided to go slow and easy and test the waters.
If I detected any negativity, I would drop the subject.
The Sex we had and our Leather, Vinyl and Rubber Fetish thing that we had going on was amazing.
I sure as hell didn't want to lose that.
If I had to keep my CREAM PIE FETISH in the closet so be it
I would rather do that than lose everything.
My chance to test the waters with Kristi came two weeks later when we took a trip to California with her parents.

We stayed two weeks in San Francisco, and that allowed me to visit the homosexual bath district, and a little Fetish shop known as Stormy Leather.

I didn't have the money to buy any fetish clothing because I was on vacation.
I did however buy several
Skin Two & <<o>> magazines.



In the back of all the Skin Two magazines, there were advertisements for Pie Face Mike.
I planned on showing Kristi an advertisement for Pie Face Mike and watching her reaction.
If things were positive or she was curious, I would tell her about the Jenny Jones show.
If that went well
I would tentatively say something like, "You know, I've never been Pied in the Face before.
I've Pied a couple of girls in the past, but I have never been on the receiving end.
I've actually always been curious and wondered about what it feels like to be hit in the Face with a Cream Pie by another person."
I would cast that line out and see if she would take the bait.
Start out light and playfully, don't scare her by dropping the Cream Pie Orgasm bomb in her lap first thing.
With her personality I knew she might jump at the chance to put a cream pie in my face, if not for fun, possibly revenge.
I had drunkenly Pied Kristi in the face, at a party about a year ago, with a Strawberry Cream Pie in front of everyone while she was wearing a gorgeous Red PVC Vinyl dress and thigh high boots.
At the time it made me incredibly horny to smash the Cream Pie in her face with her looking so hot and sexy in her Red PVC, but it was unsatisfying overall because she had absolutely hated it.
That had not stopped me from taking her into an empty room and passionately fucking her like I had never done before.
I think the reason that she never sought revenge for the Pieing was because she had agreed to it and the sex afterward was incredible for her too that night, not knowing the reason for my sudden passion.
Kristi, of course, had told her mother about the party and Linda was more than happy and anxious to exact revenge upon me on her daughter's behalf, but Kristi had told her not to.
Kristi had told me about her mother's revenge plot for me, and it tore me up on the inside that it wasn't going to happen!
It was a Pie in the Face Fantasy from my wildest dreams!
Oh, how I wanted to be put in my place and have my upcomance handed to me!
The glorious viciousness of mother and daughters exacting revenge on me with a giant Cake and six Cream Pies made me so hot I couldn't stand it!
I wanted so desperately to feel their cake and cream pie vengeance on me!
But Kristi had told her mother and sister, No.
She didn't want to make me mad and besides, she had agreed to let me hit her in the Face with the Strawberry Cream Pie.
Kristi was worried I might get mad if her mother coaxed me into the kitchen at her house and tricked me into closing my eyes and blindfolded me, sitting me down in a chair at the kitchen table, putting my hands behind my back so she could handcuff my arms to the kitchen table chair.
Linda was then going to place the Cake on the table in front of me while Kristi and Stacy got ready with their cream pies.
Then Linda was supposed to say, "We have got a surprise for you John!"
and take the blindfold off of me and say, "Payback is a bitch darling!!!!"
Shoving my Face down into the large Cream Cake with extra frosting and really grinding my Face in it.
When she was to finally let go of my head and I raised my Face up out of the Cake, Kristi and her sister Stacy, were then to blast me in the Face with two Cream Pies each and then Linda would get her turn with two Cream Pies.
That was supposed to teach me a lesson according to Linda.
Nobody knew that it was a lesson that I wanted to be taught.
No one had a clue that I was desperate for their discipline and vengeance upon me with their cake and cream pies!
A scenario straight out of one of my Pie Fantasies. And my girlfriend thought I would be mad about it!!!!

As sweet as Kristi was and could be, she did have a sadistic dominant side to her personality.
She liked taking the lead and being in charge at times, especially in the bedroom.
She liked to play, and getting to play the role of a sadistic dominatrix really turned her on.
She really got off on me submitting to her and all her whims.
I didn't think she would have any problems whatsoever throwing a cream pie in my face for fun, she'd love doing that to me, as long as it was something that I wanted her to do and it was mutual.
Kristi would thoroughly revel in the act of dressing up as a Rubber Dominatrix and hitting me in the face with a Cream Pie in front of her friends, or in public with people watching.
With Kristi though, it wouldn't be about the Cream Pie and my humiliation, it would be all about her and her domination of me.
I needed it to be more about the Cream Pie and the Humiliation.
Domination was part of it too, but I was drunk off of the emotional humiliation of being hit with a Cream Pie and the physical feeling of that Cream Pie sadistically going into my Face while I was dressed up in my Rubber and Vinyl. That got me off!!!

I just didn't know how she would react if I told her that I actually liked and wanted that kind of humiliation and dominant treatment, and that being dressed up in Rubber and Vinyl when I got the cream pie in my face got me off sexually and made me orgasm.
It wasn't absolutely necessary but it was a plus, if the woman Cream Pieing me was wearing Rubber and Vinyl clothing too.
I knew she could wrap her head around the domination aspect of it all, I just wasn't so sure about how she would feel about humiliating me in my Rubber and PVC by throwing Cream Pie after Cream Pie into my Face until I was completely covered and exhausted.
I did have a game plan and I was keeping all my fingers crossed.

One afternoon we were traveling to Monterey in our van and Kristi and I were looking at the Fetish magazines I bought.
She was going through the personals in the back of a Skin Two magazine.

At the bottom of one page there was a large advertisement for Pie Face Mike with a picture.
I put my <<o>> magazine down and pretended to be interested in the personal's section she was reading.

It was all merely a ploy to introduce her to The Pie Face Mike advertisement.
I pointed out the advertisement to her.
It was a cartoon of a female hand throwing a pie towards a male face.
Around the cartoon were the words," Women Pie The PIEMAN!"
The advertisement read," Pie Face Mike, the first PIESEXUAL, Loves women only, to throw PIES into his Face, any flavor. Ideal for parties!"
The end of the advertisement just read Palo Alto California and there was a phone number.

I tried to be nonchalant as if I had never seen the advertisement before.
I said," Look at this Kristi, this guy has a fetish for women throwing cream pies into his face. That's pretty funny and silly isn't it?"

She didn't answer me.
She was looking at the advertisement and studying it.
I thought to myself that this was a good sign, at least she hasn't said anything about him being a freak or a weirdo, yet.
She looked up from the magazine and over at me with a thoughtful and inquisitive look and said," I've never heard of a PIE in the FACE FETISH before.
That's pretty interesting though, being turned on and having a Fetish for Cream Pies being thrown in your Face.
It's definitely different."
I was getting excited.
I felt myself come to life below, and I was rising to the occasion in my tight blue jeans.
I started to get a lump in my throat and tremble a little.
Everything was going in a good, positive direction.
I decided to tell her about seeing him on Jenny Jones.
I said," I actually saw him on the Jenny Jones show about two weeks ago.
The topic was Bizarre Fetishes.
When he was a young boy his sister had an all girl sleepover.
At some point all the girls decided to throw whip cream pies into his face for fun.
He enjoyed it so much it stayed with him into adulthood.
At the end of the show Jenny Jones brought out a Huge BANANA CREAM PIE and pushed it into Pie Face Mike's face.

She smeared it around all over his face, really
rubbing it in.
Pie Face Mike sat there taking it and it was obvious he was loving Jenny smearing the Cream Pie in his Face.

You could tell from Jenny's expression, she was having the time of her life and really enjoying smearing the Banana Cream pie in his face.
Jenny even smeared the BANANA CREAM PIE up on top of his head and left the pie tin sitting there like a hat on top of his head.
Pie Face Mike was smiling ear-to-ear and bouncing up and down in his seat.
The studio audience was laughing and applauding at the same time.
I think they were laughing at him and applauding Jenny Jones for Cream Pieing him.
He looked really foolish sitting up there on the stage with BANANA CREAM PIE all over his Face.
I get that the guy likes women to Cream Pie him and that turns him on, but I don't know if I could go on daytime TV like that and humiliate myself in front of all those people."
In saying that statement, I was denying that, that exact scenario was something I wanted in every way, to happen to me.
Kristi interrupted me and said, "Well I certainly wasn't on daytime TV, but I know what it feels like to be embarrassed in front of a bunch of people getting a Pie in the Face..thanks to a stupid agreement that I made one time.. talk about humiliating!
I still can't believe that I let you talk me into that. You're such an asshole!"
Kristi was giving me a look and I couldn't even jokingly reply.
I was so worked up with where the conversation was going I couldn't control myself.
My mind was going a thousand miles an hour.
I just continued with my story saying, "He didn't care that the studio audience was laughing at him, and it looked like Pie Face Mike wanted Jenny Jones to keep on Pieing him with more BANANA CREAM PIES over and over again, but she just did the one Pie in his face.
You could tell by his expression that he wanted to be hit in the face with more pies.
I'm not 100% certain, but I think he got off right there on stage in front of everyone when Jenny pied him.
It was his body language and the way that the other guests on stage were looking at him when Jenny put the PIE in his face...
Pretty crazy huh?"
I felt a sudden cringe at what I had just spewed out.
I was talking too quickly and offering up way more information than what was needed for just a casual conversation.
I found myself praying that Kristi hadn't really noticed because she was very adept at reading me.
I held my breath.
I, after all, was just trying to plant seeds here and not come completely out.
I was testing the waters, I wasn't trying to confess.

Kristi was quiet but I could tell the wheels were turning.
She was thinking and putting things together in her head.
She asked tentatively with a genuine curiosity in her voice, "Does he ever hit himself in the Face with CREAM PIES for his Fetish?
Does he.. Self Pie?"
Kristi giggled slightly after saying "Self Pie".
She was genuinely interested and curious, and that gave me a boner like you wouldn't believe.
I said," I'm sure he has from time to time if he's desperate for a Cream Pie in the face and there's not a woman around.
I think part of the sexual excitement of it for him is having a woman doing it to him, like a submissive getting off on being humiliated and dominated by a dominatrix.
All I know for sure, from what I saw on the Jenny Jones show, he likes women only to throw Cream Pies in his face..any flavor.
He lives right here in San Francisco.
He goes around to the clubs and bars with a carrying case full of Cream Pies and asks women to hit him in the face with the Pies.

He says that it is a big Turn On for him.
He calls himself the first PIESEXUAL."
I winced at my answer to her question.
Again I was talking too much, and quite frankly with the last answer I was talking about myself more than Mike.
Kristi asked," Does he wear Latex and Vinyl when he gets Cream Pied?"
I could tell by the tone in her voice this time that she had picked up on my nervous, anxious, enthusiasm about this subject, and now she was curious as to why I was behaving strangely.
I said," I've only seen him wear a T-shirt and jeans ...but I know that some of the women that Pie him wear Leather, Vinyl, and Rubber, from the Fetish clubs he frequents.
The Fetish clubs are his favorite places to hit up.
He says the Fetish women are always happy to accommodate him.
He says it's a little bit harder to find women that want to throw cream pies into his face in the straight clubs and bars, but he's never gone home without cream pie on his face and a wet spot in his pants."
I lowered my voice and whispered the part about him having a wet spot in his pants.
Kristi's mother was sitting in the front seat and I could tell she was taking an interest in this conversation, she just hadn't said anything yet.

Kristi had a little look of surprise with raised eyebrows and a smile on her face about the "wet spot in his pants" remark.
She leaned over close to me and whispered," Could a CREAM PIE in the Face really make someone with a CREAM PIE FETISH, cum in their pants without having sex?"
I thought to myself.
My Goodness!! IF she only knew!!!
I was beginning to feel way too warm and like I had pins and needles poking me all over my body.
I was beginning to sweat even though the van's air conditioner was going full blast and my voice had a tremor in it as I said, "I guess anything's possible if you are really into it."
Kristi said," That sounds a little crazy, the not having sex part, but I like the idea of it.
I think a Cream Pie in the Face Fetish could be Sexy and kind of Hot!!!! Under the right circumstances of course.
I do like the idea of someone getting off from having CREAM PIES thrown in their Face It's so Kinky!
I want to throw a CREAM PIE in Pie Face Mike's Face!!!
Hey Mom can we look up Pie Face Mike while we are staying in San Francisco and let me hit him in the Face with a Pie?"
Linda said, "I don't know if we have time for all of that, our trip is pretty much planned out sweetie. But we'll see if there's time.
I'd love to throw a Pie in his Face too.
We will just have to see what happens. If we get the chance, that sure sounds like fun."
I was rock hard and trembling with excitement at that point.
I was imagining Kristi and I back at our apartment, dressed up in RUBBER and VINYL. with her brandishing a Large Banana Cream Pie excited and eager to put it in my Face; happy about my Pie in the Face Fetish.
I was also imagining Linda aggressively hitting me in the face with pies.
I was starting to get really nervous because I was losing all control.
I was shaking and starting to sweat thinking about all the possibilities of my secret fetish coming true.
Kristi giggled and said," Do you think he likes to be hit in the Face with CREAM PIES while he is having sex?
I really like the thought of that idea!"
My heart was racing!
Kristi's positive reaction to Pie Face Mike was exactly what I had been hoping for.
Linda's reaction had me turned on even more.
Trying to keep it together
I said," As far as I know he only gets Cream Pied with his clothes on.
He never said anything about having a girlfriend..
He just loves going out in public and having random women throw pies in his face."
Sounding irritated, Kristi said," I don't like his clothing choice.
Really!
Jeans and a t-shirt!
That's so boring!
He's got such a unique and interesting fetish and he doesn't dress up for it?
He really needs to wear a RUBBER or VINYL outfit!
That would make it SO much SEXIER!
Seriously.. think about the visual.
Imagine a CREAM PIE hitting someone's FACE and exploding and
splattering white Cream all over a polished Rubber outfit and Shiny Vinyl Raincoat.
You have to admit that's a fantastic visual!!
I think that is Sexy!
In a Pie Fetish way.
Throwing a Cream Pie in someone's face... wearing jeans and a t-shirt...is kinda a waste.
It would look so much better if Pie Face Mike wore RUBBER and VINYL outfits..
I'm just saying.

If I was to ever hit you in the Face with CREAM PIES.
If you were ever to let me, that is..
You would absolutely have to be all dressed up and wearing a sexy RUBBER outfit and Shiny Vinyl Raincoat.
I would have to be dressed up too, throwing the PIE.
I would feel Sexy wearing a LEATHER, VINYL or RUBBER Dominatrix outfit and smashing the CREAM PIES in your FACE!

I'd absolutely LOVE to see you get CREAM PIED while you're all dressed upsoooo clean and shiny!
I did it for you, now it's your turn to do it for me!"
I completely loved her for saying that.
She had me SO HOT!
My heart was pounding at the thought of my fantasy becoming reality.

Kristi's statement about dressing up in Fetish clothing and throwing Cream Pies in my Face, grabbed the attention of her mother, and Linda jumped into the conversation without reservation at that point.
Linda turned around in the front seat and said, "That sounds like a lot of fun.
You two would look so cute dressed up in your RUBBER and VINYL outfits throwing CREAM PIES in each other's Faces!!
When we get back from vacation you two should definitely get dressed up and have a messy Fetish CREAM PIE fight!!
And I'll tape it with the video camera!!!
I want to throw some Pies too. But I don't want any thrown at me.
That's not allowed."

The lump in my throat was huge, my mouth was dry and my heart was pounding, my hands were shaking and I was trying my best to stay composed.
I was imagining being dressed up in my black rubber boots, pants, shirt, and motorcycle hat with my full length back vinyl trench coatwith Kristi and Linda throwing Cream Pie after Cream Pie at me, completely covering me like the security guard character in the movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space.
Kristi was now noticing the sudden and odd change in my demeanor.
She raised an eyebrow at me and a look of curiosity came over her face as she leaned over and lifted the <<o>> magazine out of my lap.
I had a huge erection clearly visible in my tight blue jeans and a small wet spot from pre-cumming in my pants.
Kristi looked at me questioningly and quietly said, "Really Now?!"
She was now completely curious as to why I was so excited.
Linda was now halfway turned around in her seat and was looking at me too.
I quickly covered my erection back up with the fetish magazine.

Then Kristi said something I'll never forget.
She was eyeballing me with her eyes narrowed as
she told her mother, "When we get back home from vacation, we'll get dressed up in our RUBBER and PVC, and have a "PIE fight".
But I can tell you right now who's going to take ALL the CREAM PIES in the FACE, and it's not going to be ME!"

Kristi's mother laughed and said," Oh really? You wouldn't take a CREAM PIE in the Face?
Kristi quipped," I'm not taking any CREAM PIES in my FACE.. Not ever again!
The one Strawberry Cream Pie I got in the Face in front of my friends at that party a year or so ago. was the first and last Cream Pie that I will ever have pushed in my Face!
Besides, it's not my FACE that wants the CREAM PIES, Mother!
I have an overwhelmingly distinct feeling that a certain someone sitting next to me, is the one who wants to get CREAM PIED in the FACE while he's dressed up wearing RUBBER and a VINYL Raincoat!!!
Isn't it better to give than receive, mother?
I think it's time John had a taste of his own medicine.
You know, WE have never GIVEN him PAYBACK for the Strawberry Cream Pie that went in my Face"
Kristi was smiling mischievously, she mockingly asked me in her sultry come hither voice," What do you think about all of this baby??
Hmmm.???
Want me to dress up in a tight sexy RUBBER dress and throw CREAM PIES in your FACE, while you are wearing one of your sexy RUBBER outfits and a nice shiny PVC Raincoat???
Do you want to submit to my mother, sister and I and accept your punishment for hitting me in the Face with a Cream Pie at that party???
Do You wanna get PIED?!"
Kristi stared at me hard with her eyes narrowed as she was asking me those questions.
She was fishing, trying to read my thoughts.
She was smiling too and raising her eyebrows at me, revelling in my obvious discomfort.
I knew she enjoyed seeing me in this condition.

It was obvious to her, all this talk about dressing up and throwing CREAM PIES, was having an unusual effect on me, so she was going to tease me about it while she fished for more answers from me, curious about my demeanor.
She asked me sarcastically," What's the matter John??
Cat got your tongue?
You're being far too quiet now
Why, just a few minutes ago you just couldn't stop rattling on and on and talking about Pie Face Mike and his Cream Pie in the Face Fetish..
Now that Mom and I are talking about throwing and hitting You in the Face with CREAM PIES
You're awfully quiet and
your Face is red and you're sweaty, shaking and acting weird.
Has this conversation gotten you all excited???
Do you have something in common with Pie Face Mike we don't know aboutYet??
Does the thought of wearing your LATEX RUBBER clothes and a shiny VINYL Raincoat while I throw CREAM PIES in your FACE get you HOT?!
Does it turn you on???!
John, are you a closet PIESEXUAL??!!
Do YOU want to get PIED??!!
Cause I would LOVE dressing us both up and throwing CREAM PIES in Your FACE!!
I Really want to plant one right in your FACE and smear it all around!
I'd like that. I'd like that a lot!"

She was teasing, trying to get a rise out of me and had no real idea what she was actually doing to me.
She knew this Cream Pie conversation was affecting me, but she didn't know why, yet.
She was thinking at that point, it was her sadistic teasing about cream pieing me in my face that was turning me on.
She wasn't thinking that I actually had a real Cream Pie in the Face Fetish.
I just stared at her, I couldn't speak and I couldn't stop trembling.
She was studying me, reading my reaction.
Up to this point she had just been fooling around.
Now everything was starting to sink in and she was beginning to realize why I was acting strangely.
Suddenly the reality of the situation hit her like a sudden bonk on the head.
By not being able to control myself or my emotions, I had given my secret away.
She said," OH WOW!!!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!
I TOTALLY get it NOW!!!"
She stared at me with her mouth open in surprise.

She had that twinkle in her eye that she always got when she was excited and happy about something.
Kristi said," I was just kidding about throwing PIES in your Face
I told mom I didn't want to get revenge on you with the Cake and Cream Pies because I really thought it would make you mad..
But you're into this CREAM PIES in the Face FETISH thing, aren't you?

This is something that you want to do. isn't it?
You really actually want to be CREAM PIED?!!!
You want to be hit in the Face with Cream Pies??!!

I can't believe I didn't get it until JUST now!"
Kristi was looking at me in amazement.
The twinkle in her eyes was becoming a glow on her face.
Her revelation excited her, and her excitement; excited me.
She wasn't upset at all about the prospect of throwing pies in my face, she was eager and happy about it!

I was red faced and trembling. Kristi put her hand on my thigh, looked me in the eye, and with a understanding smile said," You don't have to be shy about it John.
Seriously....is this your way of telling me that you want me to throw CREAM PIES in your Face?

Do you want to be dressed up wearing your RUBBER and VINYL when you get CREAM PIED??"
I swallowed hard.
Kristi saw right through me then.
She exclaimed," This is so AWESOME!!!
I LOVE IT!!!
YOU'RE A PIESEXUAL RUBBER FETISHIST!!!
Baby, is this something you've always wanted to do but were afraid to say anything to me about it, until you saw Pie Face Mike on the Jenny Jones Show?
Tell me the truth..
Have you dressed up in RUBBER and VINYL and PIED yourself in the Face before?
Have you gotten any girls before me to do it to you?"

Kristi and Linda were both staring at me.
I was trying my best to be cool but I was totally flustered.
They could both see it.
If it had just been Kristi and Linda in the car, I might have admitted to my Cream Pie Fetish, and tried to explain things to them.
The problem was we were not alone.
Kristi's father was driving the van and hearing every word of the conversation.
I know I had thought about telling Linda about my secret Cream Pie Fetish before, but that was a scenario of just the two of us alone.
I was totally on the spot in front of everyone and terrified of everyone knowing about my secret Cream Pie Fetish!
I sure as hell didn't want to discuss it in front of Kristi's father!!
I tried to blow it off.
I said," No. I just find Pie Face Mike interesting.
I don't want to be CREAM PIED in my Face, that's just silly.
I just thought you would find Pie Face Mike funny.
Why would you think I want CREAM PIES thrown in my face?"
Kristi shrugged her shoulders and sarcastically said," Hummm, let ME see.
For one, you normally don't talk about things you don't have an interest in.
Two, you seem to know an awful lot about Pie Face Mike for just a passing interest.
Your amount of detail about Pie Face Mike is pretty impressive
So by showing me Pie Face Mike's ad and telling me about his Jenny Jones appearance
I don't think
I know. you're hinting to me you are into this PIE FETISH thing, and want ME to throw CREAM PIES in your Face..
And not just me.
I'm thinking that you would love it if any woman hit you in the Face with Cream Pies
Especially if she was wearing Leather, Rubber, and Vinyl.
Am I right????!!!!

For whatever reason, you've been too embarrassed and afraid to come right out and tell me that being CREAM PIED in the Face while you are wearing your Rubber and Vinyl turns you on!
The reason you PIED me at that party was because you wanted me to get revenge on you and Pie you back. wasn't it??!!
Oh my goodness, I'll bet you were so disappointed when I didn't let Mom go through with her revenge plan she had for you!

I think seeing Pie Face Mike on Jenny Jones helped you decide to come out of your CREAM PIE closet, and you purposely pointed out the Pie Face Mike advertisement to me to start the conversation and get the ball rolling.

I don't think PIE FACE Mike is silly or funny
I think it's Hot that he likes 'Women only' to throw CREAM PIES in his face.
He just needs to dress up when he gets Pied.
When it's a Sexual thing you need to look your best.
Nobody gets turned on by a slob.
We have been living together for three years.
I'd like to think that I know something about you after all this time.
I don't think any other girls have PIED you before, because you are being too shy about asking me to do it to you, and I would have heard rumors about it.
People talk, ya know
I knew all about your RUBBER Fetish before we got together. A lot of girls talked about you.
If one of your previous girlfriends had CREAM PIED you, something like that wouldn't be a secret.
But, I do think you have dressed up in your RUBBER and VINYL before and hit yourself in the Face with a CREAM PIE, and you liked it, and it got you off, because you can't hide how excited you are right now, that my mother and I are talking about throwing CREAM PIES in your Face.
I like the thought of you dressed up in Latex Rubber and wearing a Shiny Vinyl Raincoat, hitting yourself in the Face with a CREAM PIE!!!
I like the thought of me doing it to you even more!!

The whole time you've been talking to me about Pie Face Mike, you've really been telling me about yourself; and all your details on how Jenny Pied Mike in the face, is your way of telling me how you want me to do it to you. and that you want more than just one Cream Pie in your Face.
This whole conversation has been a setup, to see if I would be into throwing CREAM PIES in your Face, and the answer is YES!

I am totally into a CREAM PIE in the Face Fetish!
Just as long as you're the one taking all of the PIES.
I don't want CREAM PIES in my Face, that would not make me happy.
I didn't like it when you Pied me at the party, but I wanted to make you happy and you seemed so excited to do it to me, I couldn't say no.
I did like how you treated me afterwards..I liked that part alot!
I don't want to be CREAM PIED, but I am more than happy to be the CREAM PIE thrower!

I'm also TOTALLY into dressing up in RUBBER and VINYL to CREAM PIE YOU!!!
I LOVE that idea, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
This is exciting, out of the ordinary, Kinky, and it turns me on thinking about doing it to you.
I was wanting to track down Pie Face Mike while we're here and CREAM PIE him, but I'd rather wait and do you when we get home.
Be thinking about what RUBBER and VINYL outfits you want us to wear for the occasion."

Kristi went back to reading her magazine.
Linda was still turned around in her seat staring at me, and the tension was unbearable.
I had cum in my pants just from Kristi talking about dressing up in RUBBER and PIEING me.
I didn't have to talk her into it!
She wanted to CREAM PIE me!

She wanted to CREAM PIE me dressed up in VINYL and RUBBER!
I looked at Linda and said," What? Why are you staring at me?"
Linda didn't say a word, she just kept smiling at me with her eyebrows raised.
I tried to sound exasperated stating,"
I'm telling everybody I don't want CREAM PIES thrown in my face!
I just thought Pie Face Mike had an interesting fetish... That's all!"
Linda totally ignored what I had just said and asked," John, I was just wondering.
If I call the Jenny Jones Show and get you booked on it, what RUBBER outfit and VINYL Raincoat do you want to be wearing when Jenny Jones CREAM PIES you?

Would you strictly wear Black RUBBER and VINYL or would you consider possibly wearing something more colorful for your TV appearance?
I think you would look amazing in your gleaming Black RUBBER long sleeve shirt, pants, boots, and motorcycle hat with a SHINY PURPLE VINYL Raincoat, maybe??"

I couldn't believe it, Linda had just hinted that she wanted to see me get Cream Pied wearing the Purple Vinyl trench coat that she had bought me!!!
I had fantasized about her Pieing me that day when I modeled the Purple PVC Trench Coat for her.
Now here she was suggesting that I get CREAM PIED wearing it!
Linda continued," .and what kinds of CREAM PIES do you want to be PIED with John?

Chocolate CREAM PIES.
Strawberry CREAM PIES
Banana CREAM PIES.
Coconut CREAM PIES..
Lemon CREAM PIES.
Vanilla CREAM PIES...
Oooohh!!!!!
And how many CREAM PIES do you want to be PIED with???!
Just one CREAM PIE is not enough.

Can Kristi and I go on the Jenny Jones Show with you and CREAM PIE you too?

That would be SO MUCH FUN!!!
You would go out on the stage first, dressed up in Black RUBBER and Purple VINYL and tell Jenny all about your LEATHER, VINYL, and RUBBER FETISH.

You tell Jenny that your girlfriend has the same fetish and that you live together and that I am the coolest mother ever and supportive of the both of you.
You can even tell Jenny, I bought the RUBBER sheets for your bed!

Then you tell Jenny that you have a secret fetish that we don't know about and that you want to tell us about it on her show.
Then Jenny brings us out and we sit on either side of you.
You tell Kristi and I that you have another Fetish that really turns you on, but you have never told us or anyone else about it because you are shy and embarrassed about your secret Fetish.
You tell us that you have been afraid that we won't understand and that we may not love you anymore when we find out what it is that you like and what really turns you on.
You tell Kristi and I that you don't want to hurt us or put us off in any way, but this secret fetish fantasy you have is becoming a terrible burden for you and you just have to come clean and be honest with us and yourself.
You tell us that the whole time you have been dressing up in your VINYL and RUBBER outfits, you have been secretly desiring and wanting women to throw CREAM PIES in your FACE while you are dressed up in your LATEX RUBBER and PVC VINYL outfits.
The feeling of a woman hitting you in the Face with a CREAM PIE while you are dressed up in RUBBER and VINYL turns you on like nothing else!
At first, Kristi and I pretend to be shocked and surprised.
We act all overdramatic!!
We can't believe that you get some kinky sexual gratification from having Cream Pies thrown and smashed into your Face when you are dressed up wearing Rubber and PVC.
You act devastated and hang your head in shame.
Then Jenny Jones tells us that your Cream Pie in the Face Fetish isn't so bad and it certainly is not hurting anyone.
She tells us and the crowd that your Pie Fetish is certainly out of the norm and completely kinky but it's not disgusting and it's actually quite funny and fun..Who wouldn't want to relieve some stress and have a good laugh throwing Cream Pies in your Face. Right???
Then Jenny Jones walks over to a covered table on the stage off to the side and removes the cover to reveal a large table full of CREAM PIES.
Three dozen Cream Pies, of different flavors!
The audience begins to "Oooooo" and "Ahhhhh" murmur and titter, because they all know what is going to happen next!
Jenny persuades us to accept you the way you are and asks us if we can accept your CREAM PIE FETISH.
She prods us to give your fetish and you a chance, telling Kristi and I that we may just have some fun with it.
Kristy and I decide that we can accept your CREAM PIE Fetish and Jenny encourages us to use the table full of CREAM PIES to make your CREAM PIE Fetish fantasy come true.
We go to the table and pick up some Cream Pies, ready to really let you have it, wanting to Cream you good, right in your Face!
Kristi is just about to plaster you right in your Face with a Chocolate Cream Pie, when I suddenly stop her and suggest we let Jenny go first.
Kristi agrees and we tell Jenny we are so grateful to her for helping us through this, that Kristi and I want her to put the first three CREAM PIES in your FACE!
Jenny is happy to have the first go on you and really gets into it, way more than she did with Pie Face Mike.

After Jenny Jones CREAM PIES you, Kristi and I are next, clobbering you mercilessly with CREAM PIES, CREAM PIEING you head to toe!!!
Getting CREAM PIE all over your Shiny Black RUBBER outfit and Purple VINYL trench coat!
I pick up your Black Rubber motorcycle hat that has gotten knocked off your head during the vicious CREAM PIEING Kristi and I have given you and fill it up with used Cream Pie and mash it down on top of your head!
Kristi pulls you out of your stage chair and forces you to your knees in front of us.

The crew members bring out even more CREAM PIES.. Six dozen more!!! And Jenny, Kristi and I have women from the audience come up and CREAM PIE you in your Face too!!!!
There you are on National TV, so SEXY and handsome, dressed up in your Shiny RUBBER and VINYL, and one hundred women, one after another are plastering you all over, but mostly in your Face with CREAM PIES!!!
Now, How's that for an episode of Jenny Jones Bizarre Fetishes?!!!
That sure beats Pie Face Mike's one measly Cream Pie in the face!
I'm GOOD!!!
I should write for television!"

I don't know why I was still trying to hide my CREAM PIE Fetish...but I was.
I was ashamed of how HOT it made me.
Also the fact that Linda had pretty much guessed exactly what I was thinking in my head was kind of freaking me out and exciting me at the same time.
I said," For the last time, I don't want to be CREAM PIED in my Face
I certainly don't want to mess up my VINYL and RUBBER outfits and make myself look like a silly fool."
Linda just smiled at me shaking her head.

She said," John.
Sweetheart..
Sweetie, Darling!!!!!
I don't think you would look like a silly fool at all.
I personally think you would look Sexy.
Vinyl and Rubber wipe clean with a damp cloth.
There's nothing to be ashamed of if you like and want to be CREAM PIED in your Face.
It's not hurting anybody.
And I will tell you a little secret of mine.
I have always wanted to CREAM PIE someone in the Face!

I have always wondered what it would feel like to take a Big Thick Creamy CREAM PIE and just smash it in someone's FACE and smear it all around.
Does that make me weird?
I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED when Kristi wouldn't let me go through with my plan of revenge on you after that party.
I was so looking forward to giving you your just desserts and putting you in your place for doing what you did to my daughter.
Who would have known that you would have loved your punishment.
I certainly would have loved handing that punishment out to you too.
I have a visual image of You in my mind right now, dressed up in a Shiny Black RUBBER outfit and a Shiny Purple PVC Raincoat and dozens of CREAM PIES are flying from out of nowhere and hitting you in your FACE.

CREAM PIES exploding when they hit your FACE and splattering on the Black RUBBER and Purple PVC!

That's an appealing image.
You would look amazing!
There's really only one way to find out if you really like it or not
You put on your favorite RUBBER and VINYL outfit and Kristi and I will CREAM PIE you when we get back from vacation!
And if you want.. I can get Stacy back on board and we can carry out the original revenge plan that we had for you for Pieing Kristi at the party.
Does that sound good to you John?
It sounds good to me.
What do you think, Kristi?"

The lump in my throat was so huge I couldn't swallow.
I was so turned on by all of their plans for me, I couldn't stop shaking.
Kristi said," That sounds like a wonderful idea Mother!
You know Mom, he says he doesn't want to be CREAM PIED...

But... he's sitting here shaking and he's all red-faced, not to mention defensive about us talking about putting CREAM PIES in his FACE.
I don't have to remind anyone in this car right now, that he's the one that brought up the subject to begin with!
He wants to be PIED...

He's just too embarrassed to admit that CREAM PIES in his Face turn him on right now in front of you, mother.
Our PIE BOY IS A SHY BOY!!!
OOOOOOHH!!!!
I really like the sound of that! Pie Boy. PIE BOY!
Yeah, I like the sound of that a lot.
Our PIE BOY is just a little overwhelmed right now, but I know I can get him to talk to me later on tonight.
He'll admit to me that he does want to dress up in Rubber and Vinyl and for us to throw CREAM PIES in his Face when we are alone in our hotel room tonight."

Kristi's father finally spoke out.
He griped," Will the two of you stop talking about pies!
We have another hour of driving to get to our destination and I'm already starving to death!
Can it with the Cream Pie conversation!"
Kristi and Linda looked at each other and smiled, then they both gave me a look that terrified me but at the same time really turned me on.
There was a wicked little dominatrix inside Kristi...
And it was about to come out in full force, when the CREAM PIE FETISH train got rolling.

I would also come to find out that Kristi's mother had the same personality.
It was in fact, Linda's idea to take my Pie in the Face fetish out of the bedroom and from behind closed doors and humiliate me with it by cream pieing me in public.

In her own words later on, Linda would say, "For me personally, it's far more exciting to Cream Pie John in public.
I love having an audience of people watching Me CREAM PIE his Face.
It's a turn-on for me and makes me feel sexy and powerful.
I like hearing people laugh and gasp at his Cream Pie Humiliation.
John is also very cute and handsome.
I absolutely LOVE the way he looks with CREAM PIE all over his Face and on his VINYL and RUBBER outfits!!!

I personally do think that he really is quite Sexy wearing his Rubber and Vinyl and being hit in the Face and covered with CREAM PIES!!!"
Kristi and Linda both took great pleasure in embarrassing and humiliating me in public.
In time I came to accept and admit that I Loved and craved for every shameful, embarrassing, and humiliating second of it.
All of those emotions just made for the most blissful and powerful orgasms I had ever known.
Later that night I did admit to Kristi that I wanted her to Cream Pie me, but I didn't go into great detail about my desire for it and how hot it made me.
She didn't need to hear me say those things out loud anyway, she already knew.

I explained that I thought Pie Face Mike's Fetish was cool and I wanted to try it out.
Kristi made a face and rolled her eyes at me for my weak attempt to downplay how I really felt about her hitting me in the Face with Cream Pies.
I was staying away from telling her that a Cream Pie in my Face when I am dressed up in my Rubber and Vinyl, makes me cum in my pants..
Even though she had been amused and thrilled at the prospect that, that could actually happen without sex.
I told her that it did make me horny thinking about her Cream Pieing me, and the reason I denied it in the car was because she put me on the spot in front of her parents.

Her mom didn't bother me that much.
I was used to talking to her about Rubber clothing and Vinyl Raincoats in front of Kristi.
That was acceptable, but the whole Cream Pie in the Face Fetish was new uncharted territory and it made me slightly uncomfortable.
But talking about any Fetish stuff in front of her dad was completely uncomfortable and embarrassing.
He was an outdoors man and a truck driver.
I didn't want him to think I was any more of a freak than he already did.
Kristi just said, "My dad doesn't pay one bit of attention to anything we say. He thinks we're all nuts anyway, so don't worry about it.
We'll discuss this further when we get home.
Right now we just need to enjoy what little time we have left on vacation.
The only thing I'm looking forward to about going back home is dressing you up and hitting you with a PIE!
I think that my mother is kinda feeling the same way about it too!
Don't get yourself all worked up about it tonight because we can't have sex with them right in the next room, so get some sleep
PIE BOY!!!!!
I like that name for you.
That's going to be your name for me from now on!
Get some sleep, we're getting up early to go to the Redwood National Park.
Goodnight
PIE..BOY."
Kristi chuckled under her breath and rolled over to go to sleep leaving me with my head spinning and my cock aching.</o></o></o>