Its a sunny, warm afternoon in May and a large crowd is gathering on Wake Forest Universitys Upper Quad. Rock music throbs from a sound system. A crew of guys in College Challenge T shirts wheel three plastic trash cans to the side of a blue tarp that has been spread out on the grass. The first trash can is tipped. The crowd cheers as 55 gallons of cold, gooey mashed potatoes dump onto the tarp. All eyes watch as outrageous quantities of thick, smooth chocolate pudding and jiggly strawberry jello plop from the other two trash cans. The crew uses plastic rakes to spread the substances across the tarp to form an oozing three inch deep mixture of slop. The tarp now looks like some kind of perverse wrestling ring.

Students passing by on the Quad stop and stare in amused curiosity. Ew! Thats so gross! laughs a girl, wrinkling her nose.

A cocky male voice blasts metallically through the sound system: Wake Forest...Are you ready for Ultimate Food Fight Madness?!

Y-E-A-H!!! screams the crowd, giddy in anticipation of the spectacle that is about to unfold.

The guy with the mic exudes the irreverence of an MTV reality show host from hell.

Awesome! Im Josh and I want to welcome you to College Challenge, the event that puts students from Americas finest colleges and universities in wild and crazy situations! For our first challenge we are looking for two brave room-mates who are going to get the chance to totally trash each other in our ultimate food fight. If this is something youve always dreamed of doing, now is your chance!

Hands enthusiastically shoot up across the crowd. Two incredibly hot girls are chosen. They look at each other, giggling in surprise. They are best friends. They kick off sandals, stepping onto the cool, soft grass with bare feet. The crowd cheers and yelps as they slowly, almost hesitantly pull off T shirts and shorts to reveal glorious bikini clad bodies. One of the girls pulls her shoulder length blond hair back into a neat pony tail. The other girl has deep, shiny chestnut brown curls that cascade down her back. Shyly, they step to the front of the crowd.

Its time for these lovely young women to introduce themselves to our TV audience...College Challenge-style! gloats Josh.

The earthy thud of a techno beat begins to pulsate. The crowd cheers as the girls slowly step onto the tarp, their bare feet sinking into cold, gooey mashed potatoes, smooth chocolate pudding and squishy jello, their lips involuntarily curving into smiles. It feels good. They are mesmerized by the novelty of this unique experience. This is play time after a tough semester. Breaking loose and doing something totally stupid feels so liberating!
Trying hard not to slip, the blond girl steps to the center of the tarp and stands facing a TV camera. She has a princess-like face, with beautiful blue eyes. From her ankles up, she is immaculate. She is sweet and slightly shy, but with the quiet confidence of a responsible Deans List student. She has never stood in front of a crowd in a bikini before and her body feels exposed. It kind of turns her on. How may times in the library has she been aware of guys sneaking glances at her perfect ass in a pair of jeans?

Her room-mate gleefully steps forward, holding a massive whipped cream, pudding and chocolate syrup pie. Standing stiffly, the blond girl takes a deep breath and brushes a hand over her bangs. The pie is raised in aim at her face. The techno beat continues to thud.

Sorry, Im kind of nervous. she giggles. She takes another deep breath and braces herself. She looks into the camera, struggling to fight back giggles:

Hi. Im Sarah. Im from Highland Park, Illinois. Im a Junior at Wake Forest University majoring in Communications with a minor in French. In my free time I like running and volleyball and I play the cello...

SMACK! The pie smashes into Sarahs face and the crowd erupts in cheers. The plate drops and her face is completely covered behind a thick mask. Whipped cream, pudding and sticky chocolate syrup are smeared in her once neat hair. Whipped cream hangs from her bangs. An avalanche of pie drops in thick clumps into her full cleavage. Under the mask her mouth hangs open. Could anyone have imagined that such a perfect face was destined for this? She backs away in defeat.

Now the second girl steps in front of the camera. We only have a few more seconds to drink in the full unmarred beauty of this goddess...her stunning and distinctive face...her long, deep chestnut brown hair...her dark vibrant eyes that sparkle with a vivacious exuberance as she laughs. Sarah raises a pie in aim. The techno beat pumps. The girl looks into the camera and tries to speak, but is quickly overcome with giggles:

Hi. Im Jessica. Im from Bethesda, Maryland...Oh my God, I cant believe Im doing this...OK....Im a Junior Biology major here at Wake Forest...For fun I like playing the flute, swimming, horseback riding, volunteering and I really love music theater and all types of dance...

SMACK! Jessicas face is replaced with a pie as the crowd cheers in delight. Sarah gleefully rubs the pie from side to side.

Jessica lets out a giggly gasp. She steps through the slop to a folding table, eagerly picks up a heavy bucket and returns to Sarah. She lifts the bucket over Sarahs head.

Oh my God!...No!...No!... giggles Sarah. Her shoulders rise in tense in anticipation.

The bucket tips. Heavy metal erupts from sound system. The crowd goes wild. Sticky chocolate syrup hits Sarahs blond hair, quickly engulfing it. Chocolate pours onto her shoulders and slowly...slowly runs down into her full, sensuous cleavage, coating her colorful bikini top and collecting between her breasts. Chocolate hits her thighs and begins dripping down her smooth legs. Sarah tries to duck but instead slips and lands on her ass. Mashed potatoes, pudding and jello ooze around her legs. She is shaking with laughter.

Cheered on by the crowd, Jessica races to the folding table and returns with another bucket to take advantage of the situation. Five gallons of Spaghetti-Os go right over Sarahs head!

Sarah, now completely unrecognizable struggles to get up. Clumsily, she races to the folding table and selects her own bucket. Five gallons of cold, heavy, disgusting baked beans dump, obliterating Jessicas long, beautiful curls.

That was sick! laughs Josh. Sorry about your nice hair Jessica, but everyone was totally waiting to see that happen!

Baked beans slowly slide into Jessicas cleavage, collect there and run down her legs. Jessica gets another bucket right over her head. Its raw eggs. Both girls run for more ammunition. Jessica grabs a bottle of mustard and forcefully squirts. Mustard hits Sarahs breasts. Jessica squirts more of the mustard into Sarahs hair, creating a mound of mustard that covers layers of chocolate and Spaghetti-Os.

Ready for sweat revenge, Sarah picks up a pie and throws it. The pie smashes into Jessicas breasts. Sarah pushes another pie down right on top of Jessicas head, gleefully smearing it in her hair. Sarah and Jessica grab bottles of ketchup and creamy salad dressing and go after each other with an almost violent zest. Pies fly back and forth. Sarah wheels around just in time to get a massive chocolate layer cake rubbed in her face. The cake explodes in every direction. Sarah retaliates by pushing her own layer cake into Jessicas butt.

Jessica takes a running dive onto the tarp and slides through the slop laughing uncontrollably. She feels mashed potatoes, jello, pudding, baked beans, chocolate, Spaghetti-Os and more oozing around her body. It feels gooey, caking her breasts and smooth legs. She is away of mashed potatoes and pudding oozing between her legs.

That was awesome! she exclaims.

She stands up to do it again as Sarah dives from the other side. They hit each other, giggling. They are completely covered from head to foot. Sarah begins rolling around in the ooze enjoying a feeling of orgasmic pleasure. Jessica lays on her back and makes a slop angel. Sarah and Jessica scoop up slop and begin throwing it at each other.

The crowd chants: MAKE OUT!....MAKE OUT!....MAKE OUT!

Sarah slides her legs over Jessicas. She feels the slippery flesh of her breasts slide over Jessicas. Dripping with gunk, they connect lips and the crowd cheers with riot like intensity as both of their boyfriends look on.

Finally, Sarah and Jessica stand up, their bodies oozing. Could these two room-mates have ever predicted this on the first day they met? As the crowd cheers they slowly walk to the hose down area. Cool water hits their bodies and slop begins washing off. They look at each other, giggling as they realize what they have just done. It is unbelievable how much is smeared in this once neat hair.

A camera follows them and they are asked for their final thoughts on the experience:

This is the most wild and crazy thing Ive ever done! giggles Jessica.

This was really cool. says Sarah. I always wondered what it would be like to be in a food fight. It was really fun!

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