The large crowd gathering in Georgetown Universitys lush, leafy Copley lawn cheered in anticipation as the first trash can was lifted over the massive blue tarp. It tipped. A 50 gallon blob of thick, smooth, cool chocolate pudding dumped onto the tarp to the delight of the crowd. Rock music throbbed from a sound system. A crew of guys wheeled out three more 50 gallon trash cans. Cold, gooey, mashed potatoes dumped, then soggy, watered down oatmeal, then squishy, jiggly strawberry Jello. Plastic rakes were used to spread the oozing 3 inch deep mixture of slop across the tarp. On the edge of the crowd, passersby stopped and starred with looks of confused amusement.

Michelle watched the creation of this perverse wrestling ring and felt her heart leap into her throat. She noticed a look of apprehension and shock on the face of her room-mate, Jessica.

Ew... giggled Jessica, almost speechless. This is going to be...a total mess...

Michelle felt the bikini clinging to her body under running shorts and a T shirt. She kicked off her sandals and felt the cool grass under her bare feet. Her smooth legs felt so immaculate! Imagining the feeling of this goop oozing around her legs awakened a throbbing, horny excitement which slowly began to spread throughout her body. She would indulge in this one moment of total insanity before graduating with a 4.0 and beginning the prestigious internship with a prominent D.C. law firm in August. She and Jessica had been room-mates and best friends since freshman year. Now, in these bittersweet final days before graduation they would celebrate four years of friendship...with the most massive food fight imaginable!

Michelles thoughts drifted to her appointment that morning with her stylist, Joey at trendy HairArt Salon. She had emerged with her blond hair in a completely new, short hairstyle...the modern inverted bob she had wanted for a while. Poor Joey. Hearing that she would be a contestant on a reality show being taped on campus that afternoon, he had taken such pride and pleasure in making sure she left looking extra good. Little did he know that his work would get destroyed in seconds.

Michelle looked at the long, shinning, deep chestnut brown curls that cascaded down Jessicas back. It would be SO much fun demolishing that beautiful, flowing, goddess-like hair! She knew that everyone in the crowd was just waiting to see that happen! She would have free reign to do things to Jessica that she would never ordinarily dream of doing and that thought was exciting and liberating! She looked at Jessicas perfect face...the dark, vibrant, vivacious eyes. Could she really smash a pie in her best friends face? She could and she would...

Suddenly the music cut out and the crowd began to cheer. Michelle felt her stomach do nervous cartwheels. Her eyes met Jessicas. This was it...the moment they had been waiting for! A hunky guy wearing board shorts and a tight fitting T shirt lifted a microphone to his mouth and spoke with cocky irreverence:

Georgetown...Are you ready to get MESSY?!

Y-E-A-H! came the earsplitting response.

Awesome! Im Josh and I want to welcome you to College Challenge, the show that puts students from Americas finest colleges and universities in totally wild and crazy situations. Today we have brought our popular Ultimate Food Fight Challenge to beautiful Georgetown University! If youve always dreamed of being in a food fight, this is your chance. To start things off, we have two lovely young women who happen to be room-mates and best friends. Were going to ask them to come forward now!

The crowd began to cheer, enthusiastically. An earthy rock beat began to pump in an unrelenting vamp. Michelle felt her heart thud in her chest. Slowly, hesitantly, she pulled off her T shirt and shorts. Her body suddenly felt exposed. She had never stood in front of a crowd wearing only a bikini. Why did she find it to be such a turn on?

Oh my God, I cant believe were doing this! moaned Jessica, giggling as she slowly began to unzip her jeans. Male hoots and cat calls erupted from the crowd in response to the glorious bikini clad bodies coming into view. Michelle was aware of TV cameras panning in on her ass, legs, breasts...She had fantasized about being in a food fight since sixth grade. It seemed like freedom...a refreshing relief from a world of straight As and perfectly scheduled constructive activities...the chance to break loose, break the rules and do something wild and crazy and totally out of character. Now that the moment was here, she couldnt believe this childhood fantasy was actually about to become a reality!...and it would be on National TV. All of her seriousness and professional ambition, her talents and abilities and THIS was what the world would see...

Michelle suddenly found a microphone thrust in front of her.

Tell us your name, hometown and what youre majoring in here at Georgetown. said Josh.

The uneven, giggly sound of her voice surprised her:

Im Michelle. Im from Ridgewood, New Jersey and Im majoring in International Studies with a minor in English.

Cool. What kinds of things do you like to do when youre not studying, Michelle?

I like running and hiking and I play the clarinet.

Josh turned to Jessica. Whats your name, hometown and major?

She answered with a hint of nervous embarrassment:

Im Jessica. Im from East Aurora, New York and Im a Biology major.

What cool things do you like to do for fun, Jessica...besides throwing food?

I play the cello and I like swimming and volleyball.

Awesome! said Josh with almost too much enthusiasm to be sincere. Are you guys ready to see our two lovely young women, Jessica and Michelle have a MONSTER food fight?!

The crowd began to cheer, enthusiastically. Feeling her heart exploding in her chest, Michelle stepped onto the tarp, her bare foot sinking into thick, smooth chocolate pudding. Taking another step she could feel cold, slimy oatmeal and gooey mashed potatoes ooze and cling to her feet. Jello squished between her toes. She was absorbed by the novelty of this unique experience. It felt deliciously decadent. This brings new meaning to playing in your food. she thought, with amusement. She stepped slowly, trying not to slip. Suddenly Jessica, a few steps in front of her slipped, letting out a giggly yelp. Jessica caught herself just as her ass was about to smack into the sloppy tarp. The crowd laughed and jeered. Jessica slowly stood up and made her way to a folding table. Slowly, teasingly she picked up an entire quarter of a gooey, thickly frosted chocolate layer cake. The crowd went wild. Giggling uncontrollably and enjoying every moment, Jessica slowly stepped towards Michelle, holding the cake like a prized possession. Michelle felt her body tingle and throb with sexual pleasure and nervous anticipation. She stood, submitting, waiting for the inevitable, her arms stiffly and awkwardly dropping to her sides. Had four years on the Georgetown Deans List really come down to this?! Jessica hesitated, giggling. She raised the cake...

SMUSH!!! Michelle felt moist, gooey, chocolate cake and thick frosting smash and smear into her breasts. The crowd erupted with riot-like intensity. Gleefully, Jessica rubbed the cake from side to side as it exploded and dropped in huge clumps to the ground. She WIPED what was left down Michelles smooth thigh. Michelle looked down and saw her cleavage and bright swimsuit top coated and smeared with thick cake.

Michelle and Jessicas eyes met and they erupted in giggles, overcome by the delightful immaturity of what they were doing. Now it was time for Michelle to get a little revenge. She stepped to the table and took her time studying the contents while Jessica nervously fidgeted, giggling uncontrollably. So many possibilities...A five gallon bucket of baked beans was just calling out to be dumped. Michelle couldnt resist sticking the tip of her finger into the bucket and feeling how cold, slimy and disgusting the beans felt. Slowly she lifted the heavy bucket, to the delight of the crowd.

Oh my God...No...No! moaned Jessica, giggling, her shoulders tensing in anticipation. Oh my God, my hair! ...Please dont do this!

Michelle slowly stepped towards Jessica. She lifted the bucket over Jessicas head and waited, letting her suffer. Jessica took a deep, nervous breath and braced herself. Slowly, Michelle tipped the bucket...and it happened. Heavy, cold baked beans ENGULFED Jessicas stunningly beautiful hair, slowly obliterating her goddess-like curls, hitting her delicate shoulders, sliding into that sumptuous cleavage, bundled in the bright bikini top like a valuable package. Beans collected in between her breasts. Baked beans poured and poured and poured...

Ohhh... groaned Jessica in grossed out resignation. She shook with laughter as she felt the beans consume her body. Jessica held her arms out from her sides, her mouth hanging open in shock as if she couldnt believe she actually got five gallons of baked beans dumped over her head.

Dripping with baked beans, Jessica stepped to the table and picked up two massive whipped cream pies, one in each hand. Michelle nervously ran a hand through her brand new blond bob, took a deep breath and let her hand drop to her side.

SMACK!!! Michelle felt the gooey pie SMASH into her face. She instantly felt smothered under a thick, heavy mask. She tasted pie and felt it going in ears. Whipped cream, pudding and sticky chocolate syrup exploded in every direction. Jessica smeared the pie into Michelles hair and then pulled the plate off and threw it down. SPLAT!!! The second pie got slammed on top of Michelles head and smeared around. Michelle and Jessica were dying of laughter. Heavy whipped cream and pudding hung in what had been Michelles neatly styled, elegant blond bob.

Michelle picked up her own two pies. SMACK! she violently smashed the pie into Jessicas face. SMACK! The second pie landed right in Jessicas ass. Jessica shrieked with laughter. Next thing Michelle knew a five gallon bucket was going over her head. Thick, sticky chocolate syrup consumed Michelle. That new hairstyle that I was so excited about- thought Michelle with almost guilty pleasure. Its totally covered! I mean, its TRASHED! Its AWESOME! Jessica picked up a second bucket and began splashing Michelle with baked beans, still laughing uncontrollably. Michelle leaped and DIVED into thick slop, feeling goop ooze around and between her legs..around her body. She slid and rolled. Jessica joined her. They were laughing so hard they could hardly breath!

Michelle slowly stood up, feeling the heaviness of the slop consuming her entire body. She looked down, aware that there wasnt a clean spot of bare skin left. She picked up a bucket of Spaghetti-Os. Jessica screamed as the entire bucket went over her head. She plopped down into the slop and Michelle poured the rest of the bucket over Jessicas body as she writhed on the tarp.

In the crowd, Jessica and Michelles friends watched in stunned, amused shock, their mouths dropping open. Jessica and Michelle picked up bottle of ketchup and mustard and squeezed with enthusiastic force, enjoying watching the condiments collect on each others heads and then slide off unceremoniously. They poured buckets of raw eggs, BBQ sauce, salad dressing, more pies and cakes. Both were completely unrecognizable. They rolled and slid some more, making slop angels in the ooze.

They began pulling out the backs of each others bikinis and filling them with baked beans, cake and everything else imaginable. Michelle laughed uncontrollably as her bikini bottom began sliding down her legs under the weight. She wiped off her top, standing completely nude, although clothed in slop.

When they were finished, each grabbed a whipped cream pie and Josh approached with the microphone.

Was that fun? How do feel? Lets get a closing statement from each of you...

Michelle stood in front of the camera, looking like a creature from a science fiction movie:

This is something Ive always dreamed of doing and it was FUCKING AWESOME!

SMACK!!! A pie smashed into her already covered face.

Yeah! giggled Jessica. Ive never done anything like this before and its a totally awesome experience Ill never forget!

SMACK!!!

Jessica and Michelle were ready to be hosed down...